Personnel Corrector

Xia Youjie: "It won't get bigger." Maybe it will look smaller than before.

Gojo Satoru didn't like the smell of disinfectant in the hospital very much. He greeted Xia Youjie and said as he walked, "Someone said it would grow bigger when you push it."

Xia Youjie put one hand in his pocket to touch a cigarette: "Don't believe those tweets."

After leaving the hospital, Gojo Satoru was in a better mood, but overall he was still very disappointed: "I can't grow bigger..."

After leaving the no-smoking area, Xia Youjie took out his cigarette case: "Why is it so big?"

Although it would be superior to be bigger, compared to other high school students, their size is already considerable.

Gojo Satoru muttered, "Isn't the bigger the better?"

"Where did you learn it?" Xia Youjie lit a cigarette, with a filter in his mouth, and Mars shuddered at the smoker's words: "It can't be video that starts with the first letter."

Gojo Satoru is a bit speechless, ever since he became a man, he has watched videos that start with the seventh letter.

He faltered and changed the subject: "Jie, do you like big ones?"

Xia Youjie was taken aback by the rhetorical question, and then he blew out a smoke ring, clenched his fist into a wisp of smoke, and slapped Gojo Wu's chest to tease him.

Xia Youjie smiled and said, "You are just right."

Gojo Gojo stared blankly at the hand on his chest, his slender fingers slightly opened a few small slits, and white smoke leaked out of it, as if his heartbeat was so fast that it caught fire and smoked.

……

Wutiaowu kicked Xia Youjie's hand with his calf while gasping for breath. The attack, which was not a lot of strength for a conjurer, was immediately resolved. Drag here.

He held the razor in one hand, and his forehead was full of veins: "Hurry up, take it off."

Gojo Satoru struggled, covered his crotch in embarrassment, and cried, "It's still a child, is it going to be bald?"

For some reason, Gojo Satoru cherishes its fine and dense white hair, not to mention the subsequent release of the stock, the first step of shaving Gojo Satoru took two hours of ink staining.

"Meow~"

Wu Tiao's little white cat jumped up to the window, listening to the wailing of its master, but had no intention of helping it at all, and instead rubbed against Xia Youjie's trousers.

People are extra tolerant towards small animals, Xia Youjie sighed, and threw the razor at Gojo Wu: "Then you do it yourself, hurry up."

After dawdling for two hours, it was long enough to say goodbye, mourn, and have a big meal, but I didn't make any preparations.

Taking the sharpened knife in a hurry, Gojo Goto hummed unhappily: "You are here...how dare I shave it."

Xia Youjie picked up the little white cat, enjoying the cat's soft long fur in his palm, the kitten purred comfortably, and was so obedient on Xia Youjie's lap, "Who cares about your two hairs? Go to the bathroom and shave yourself."

Looking at the black-haired boy leaning against the bed and stroking the kitten, the big cat on the bed quit. With a pounce, he pressed half of his body onto Xia Youjie's shoulder, and stretched out his hand to push the kitten in Xia Youjie's arms : "Go, go, go."

Why did he forget to close the window? Jie finally visited his house, but this cat was so ignorant of the atmosphere and came to disturb him!

Xia Youjie protected the kitten, dodging Wutiao Wu's movements: "Don't mess with the cat, you should fix yourself first."

The big cat leaned over again aggrieved: "I dare not."

Xia Youjie couldn't hold back his stomach twitching. When did the real Gojo Satoru be so... Xia Youjie racked his brains to find an adjective.

delicate.

...Thinking that these two words actually describe Wutiao Wu, Xia Youjie felt that the overnight meal was about to come up.

Recall the vicious look of the other party when he cast off the curse... If Gojo Satoru can be considered "weak", there is no one in this world who is not weak.

That's right, whether it is "delicate" or "weak", it has nothing to do with Gojo Satoru, he should be the other way around.

——He is the proud son of heaven, a veritable strong man.

Now the peer of Gojo Satoru, trembling at a razor.

Alas!

Xia Youjie showed a disgusted and disgusted expression, and his tone sounded alienated: "...Do whatever you want."

Ice formed on the surface of the flowing river, and the big cat swimming in it immediately noticed something was wrong.

His paws moved the gradually congealed ice layer, and he was still a little confused: "Jie..."

"What are you doing?" Two hours of wits and courage with the other party, even the temperless person will get angry. This is not the rough-skinned and thick-skinned Gojo Satoru in reality, but the young master of the same person is thin-skinned and tender.Xia Youjie remembered that when he first arrived, he stuck his chin to help the other party hide for a while, and the bruise on Gojo Wu's face was actually swollen for a week.

It would be fine for the two of them to fight if they were angry, but this young master couldn't fight, so Xia Youjie had to swallow the fire in his stomach.

The soft expression was removed, and the long and narrow eye tails retracted the curved arc. Xia Youjie's whole body was surrounded by an aura of isolation. He petted the cat lightly, and didn't want to talk to Wujo Wu.

The white-haired boy's knuckles touched Xia Youjie's back through his shirt. He half-lyed on the side of the bed, his voice so small that it was almost inaudible, afraid that the ice on the surface of the river would be completely covered: "Jie...I won't hide It's..."

Xia Youjie's nerves began to reflex. He quickly took out his mobile phone from his trouser pocket, turned on the camera, and turned to the fawning white-haired boy: "Say it again."

sky!Gojo Satoru took the initiative to subdue him! !Why don't you save a piece of evidence for such a great opportunity? !

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Do you know how much mental preparation he made for the "bald man" there?

"That's enough, I'll do it myself!" Seeing that the man was still holding the stinky white cat with his other hand even though the phone was pointed at him, the five enlightened faces were also pulled down, he picked up the razor and went to the bathroom.

It was a pity that Xia Youjie didn't capture Wutiao Wu's "poor" appearance for two seconds, and then said, "I would like to follow the doctor's advice and remember to release the stock!"

"……To shut up."

After making preparations, Gojo Satoru mourned for a second sadly there, shaved his bald head, and it was cool and prickly after being scraped by the blade, but he could still bear it, which was not difficult.The problem is: the "new boy" Gojo Satoru is about to start his big career as a boy!

Facts have proved that Gojo Satoru is really an out-and-out boy.

When he thought of Jie in his bedroom, Jie lying on his bed, Jie was contaminated by the breath he left on the quilt... Gojo Satoru felt that he was very capable.

After shaving, releasing, and taking a shower, Gojo Satoru came out of the bathroom in less than half an hour this time.

The black-haired boy was half leaning on the bed, the white cat slumped on his chest like a big cake, Xia Youjie saw Wujo Wu completed the first step of his great career, he cast a playful look: "If you want to do it, you can't do it well." Yes." And the speed is quite fast.

Seeing Xia Youjie's lifeless appearance, Gojo Satoru immediately climbed up the pole, poked the white cat away, and occupied the remaining half of the bed by himself: "Jie, stay late~"

Xia Youjie nodded, and got up to get out of bed: "Well, then I'll sleep on the floor. Wu, where is your extra quilt, give me a place..."

Gojo Satoru grabbed him and persuaded him, "Don't, look at my bed is so big, it's not a problem to sleep two people, and it's not a problem to make the floor, the floor is full of cat hair..."

"Meow!" The little white cat who was used as an excuse was not happy, it jumped on the bed again, and rubbed against Xia Youjie's neckline!Coupled with the movement of lying on his knees and chest just now, Xia Youjie's body can be said to be covered in cat hair now.

Gojo Satoru: ...that scheming cat!

The white-haired boy wanted to catch the cat with all his teeth and paws, but Xia Youjie didn't stop him. He sat by the bed and said, "Wu, lend me a suit."

"Everything in the closet is clean, you take it yourself!" The little white cat jumped to the top of the closet, so angry that Gojo Satoru moved the chair and wanted to climb the closet.

Xia Youjie chuckled twice, turned and went into the bathroom.

At night, the scene of sharing the same bed that Gojo Satoru was looking forward to did not appear.

The blame is that his bed is too big. Jie shared the pillow and quilt with him, and there was a distance of nearly half a meter between them... This is no different from sharing the bed! !

Gojo Satoru once disliked the big bed that could roll freely on it, so he decided to replace it with an ordinary double bed in the future.

Jie had his back facing him, and in the darkness, he could only see a blurry shadow, the sleeping face of the person next to his pillow... no hair at all!

Gojo Satoru was dreaming.

Any operation has a failure rate, and it is impossible to be 100% successful.

During his circumcision operation, the doctor shook his hand because of an unbearable sneeze, and wiped it——

severed.

Gojo Satoru was horrified to see that there was only a small part left, but he couldn't feel any pain because of the anesthesia, so he could only stare blankly at the blood flowing from the incision.

Gojo Goto collapsed, but couldn't shed any tears. He was transferred to the inpatient department with a bandage wrapped underneath. The white-haired boy grabbed Xia Youjie's hand with sobs: "Uh...Jie, it's broken..."

Xia Youjie thought about sex and even disaster in his heart, and comforted him: "Think about the good, there is still half of it."

Gojo Satoru was still sad: "I can't make you happy, woo woo woo..."

It was quite big at first, and it was a golden eagle among birds, but it turned into a small sparrow in the end.

In the dream, Xia Youjie patted his head, turning his back on the guest: "It's okay, I can make Wu happy."

Gojo Satoru was taken aback: That's right, it's okay...

……

"Enlightenment."

"Wu, wake up."

Gojo Wu opened his eyes in a daze, and saw Xia Youjie, who had no hair tied up, facing him, Gojo Wu smirked and said, "Jie...I'm dreaming..."

"What dream?"

"I dreamed I was cut off there."

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie: "Dreams come the other way."

Gojo Satoru suddenly became happy: "Does it mean that I will grow another part!"

Xia Youjie pressed Wujou's face with a pillow: "Go wash up, idiot."

At the close of the door.

In the queuing corridor outside the clinic, Gojo Satoru watched the men in front of him come out with distorted expressions one by one, and his face turned pale again with fright.

Wutiao Wu's calf trembled a little, but he didn't want Xia Youjie to see his cowardly appearance, so he decided to try harder, and pulled Xia Youjie into the water: "Jie...how about we go together."

Xia Youjie rolled his eyes at him: "No."

Cutting together with Wujowu in reality is something he will need in the future, what is he cutting off in the world of the same person, is he looking for guilt?

Wu Tiao went to the doctor in a hurry, making excuses: "I saw it on the bulletin board just now: the second one is half price! Jie, you can save half of the money by cutting it now!"

Xia Youjie: "..."

Xia Youjie decided to use the "cut" character design, he said: "If you cut it again, I will be gone, understand?"

Gojo Satoru: "..."

Hmm...Jie can't do without that, so don't force Jie to cut it with him.

Finally, it was Wujo Wu's turn to realize that the surgeon was an old doctor, probably an outsider, who spoke with a unique local accent.

Probably the first few were old men, and suddenly a "new boy" came. The old doctor was very fresh, chatted with Wu Tiaowu for a few words, and teased: "It's not well-developed."

Seeing that Gojo Satoru didn't reply, the old doctor was not embarrassed, so he just assumed that the patient was nervous.While adjusting the reclining chair, he covered Gojo Satoru with surgical drape.

The nurse pushed the operating table with various instruments, and the old doctor filled the anesthetic and started to plan.

Looking down, Wutiao Wu's hands were covered with blue veins. The old doctor from other places felt that the young man was too nervous, so he said, "Young man, I'm afraid, relax~ I'll give you a beautiful little bird~~ "

A certain characteristic word squeezed Wutiao Wu's peculiar brain circuit, he trembled all over, his face turned red, and he murmured softly: "Don't want a small bird, I want a big eagle..."