Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

"Ouch~" Wei Yansi cried out, hugging her knees and screaming for pain.

"Long live!" Chunlai's heart was in a mess, and so was his person. He snatched the lantern from the maid in charge of the lantern, illuminated the dozens of steps under his feet, and ran down quickly.

Qu Jinying's reaction was faster, he intercepted the lantern halfway, took two steps in three steps, came to Wei Yansi's side, hugged Wei Yansi in his arms, and said anxiously: "Where did you fall! Let me see!"

"It hurts~" Wei Yansi puckered her mouth, making a gesture of crying.

"Where does it hurt, is it here?" Qu Jinying touched her knee, "Chunlai, Imperial Physician Xuan!"

The fall of a generation of emperors is related to the size of the dragon, but it is not appropriate to make things big in troubled times. Qu Jinying is afraid that the slave sent to invite the imperial physician will not be able to speak well, so I would like to ask Chunlai to come in person.

Chunlai's waiter responded repeatedly, and before leaving, he went back to the main hall and told Yi Dongpo.

Yi Dongpo was at the entrance of the main hall, desperately blocking a group of old officials who wanted to toast Wei Yansi, and said that the emperor was drunk and could not drink any more.

Hearing Chunlai's whispered words, sweating all over, he lifted his fly whisk and knocked Chunlai's head, calling him an idiot.

"As soon as I'm not serving Long Live, you're going to make a mistake."

He ran out non-stop, and saw Qu Jinying from a distance, pushing Wei Yansi who was begging for a hug over and over again, his dizzy old eyes suddenly flickered.

May I ask if a drunken emperor favors his concubine, is it logical?

Definitely count.

Just in time to restore the precarious relationship with Qu Jinying.

Although Qu Jinying hadn't entered the palace yet and had the title of a favorite concubine, strictly speaking, she was already the emperor's woman in name.

Yi Dongpo's eyeballs rolled, and the bad water in his stomach boiled: "Spring is coming, the imperial doctor doesn't need to announce it, you go and pass on the dragon chariot."

Then he pushed the bewildered Chunlai into the night, squeezed out two old tears by himself, and staggered down the steps swinging his old legs.

He said: "Long live, this old slave and Concubine Ling will help you back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation."

Wei Yansi was drunk and complained to him: "My beloved concubine doesn't allow me to hug her."

Yi Dongpo raised his eyebrows with a wretched expression: "Long live, I misunderstood my mother. My mother is the best to you, and I love you the most."

While talking, he forced Wei Yansi to be lifted up and stuffed into the dragon chariot, and Qu Jinying was invited to get on the chariot together.

"Long live is too drunk, falling off the chariot will be terrible, it will be better with the protection of the empress, and I will be in trouble."

The reason was very good and irrefutable, Qu Jinying obediently got on the chariot, half hugged Wei Yansi, and allowed her head to rest on his shoulder.

This situation made Yi Dongpo deeply moved, and lamented that they were a match made in heaven.

He swung his whisk high and sang loudly.

There were two people sitting on the dragon chariot, and it was much heavier than before. The servants who carried the sedan chair showed 12 energy, took each step steadily, and entered the Hall of Mental Cultivation smoothly.

The servants in the hall rushed forward, and under Yi Dongpo's command, they rushed the two masters into the sleeping hall.

Yi Dongpo closed the bedroom door himself, and checked it three times to make sure it was tightly closed.

He lowered his volume and told Chun Laiqian, who was guarding the door, that if there was any noise inside, don't make a sound, just wait obediently.

Chunlai didn't understand what he said, so he asked honestly, "Long live fell, hurting the dragon's body is no small matter, and he was drunk, so we don't go in to serve, can we do it?"

Yi Dongpo was annoyed at him, thinking that he was his adopted godson, and added a word of advice: "What are you afraid of, Concubine Ling is inside."

"Your Majesty has been pampered and spoiled since she was a child. She is a big master. She doesn't know how to serve others. Don't let Wan Sui's injury add to the injury."

As soon as the words came out, there was a rattling sound from inside the door, like porcelain falling to the ground, mixed with the brief friction sound of tables and chairs.

Chun Lai's face changed when he heard it, and he turned around and was about to open the door.

"What are you doing!" Yi Dongpo pushed him away, blocking the door with his old body.

It means "you have to step on the old man's corpse before you go in".

"Godfather?"

At this point, Yi Dongpo had no choice but to confess his dirty thoughts, and asked Chunlai to come over with one ear, and then muttered something clearly, and Chunlai's face was as good as a ripe apple.

"So that's how it is..." Chun Lai rubbed his hands, "My son has learned it and made a note of it, so he won't bother you about these things in the future."

Children can be taught, Yi Dongpo was very relieved, raised his head with his hands behind his back, watched the bright stars and moon in the night, and said with relief: "It's been a while since Long live ascended the throne, the harem should add a little princess."

"Wouldn't the little prince be better." Chunlai smirked, showing eight small white teeth.

"What do you know?" Yi Dongpo hated him for rolling his eyes, "A son is good at torturing people, but a girl is better. She is soft and sweet, loves to act like a baby, and is a caring little padded jacket."

Chunlai bowed his head in shame, and promised that he would study hard in the future, improve every day, and share his worries.

And the sound in the dormitory is still going on, there is ping pong pong for a while, bang bang bang for a while, and then Qu Jinying's shout——

"Wei Yansi, how dare you!"

"Stop it... you idiot!"

"My concubine, I'm in too much of a hurry, I have time to turn over your green card, I promise to make it up tomorrow night, don't hide, I want to kiss you twice."

"Just kiss me, don't take off my clothes."

"You can take it off if you don't like it."

"I see that you are quite drunk...uh..."

Chunlai stood upright outside the hall, and when the late autumn wind blew, his mind became clearer, and he became afraid after a little bit, and boldly asked Yi Dongpo: "Will the empress Ling kill us both tomorrow?"

Yi Dongpo: "Our allegiance is to Long Live! As long as Long Live is happy, you just wait obediently. Long Live Tomorrow will definitely reward us."

Chunlai was overjoyed, he never thought that there would be a reward, so he looked forward to the sun rising soon.

He even silently calculated that according to Wei Yansi's happiness tonight, the reward would be at least 300 taels of snowflake silver, and maybe some jewelry and satins... as his salary for many years.

The more he thought about it, the happier he was, he hugged Yi Dongpo's arm and shook it back and forth, smiling from ear to ear, but with his ears upright, he listened carefully to the movement inside the bedroom door.

After an unknown amount of time, Wan Lai returned to silence.

Chun Lai didn't dare to take a breath, pressed his pounding heart, and said treacherously: "Godfather, I'm silent."

Yi Dongpo patted his head and said, "The explanation is over."

"...What shall we do next?" Chunlai swallowed.

He had been serving Wei Yansi all the time, and once suspected that Wei Yansi had an unspeakable hidden disease, that's why he didn't like turning green cards, wandering in the harem, let alone staying overnight with concubines.

Therefore, I am not very familiar with the workflow after the emperor favors his concubines.

Yi Dongpo shook his head, showing the confidence he had served two generations of emperors: "Godfather is going to teach you something new, you should remember it well. It stands to reason that favoring concubines should be managed by the Jingshifang. We shouldn't talk too much, but There are always accidents in everything, and there have been kings in the past who were drunk and favored maids and concubines temporarily, and it was often too late to declare respect to the office, so we would have to go through their work process hastily."

Chunlai half understood and half confused: "What process?"

"Keep your eyes open and learn from your godfather."

Yi Dongpo said yes, carefully opened the door, walked in cautiously, carefully stopped outside the door of Dongshaojian, raised his hand and knocked on the window three times.

—Bang, bang, bang.

"Long live, the hour has come."

After a moment of silence, there was no response from the door compartment, and he knocked on the window three more times, slowly and forcefully.

"Long live, the time has come, don't delay."

There was still no response from the door, only the creaking sound of the dragon couch, as if someone had turned over on the couch.

Just when Chunlai thought Yi Dongpo would knock on the window for the third time, Yi Dongpo led him back out.

"This is the rule set by the ancestors. The favor should not exceed half an hour, lest the king indulge in excesses."

If he entered the respect room and knocked on the window, he would tirelessly remind Wei Yansi that it was time until Wei Yansi responded. Therefore, the servant who is on this errand is the most unwelcome emperor.

As for them, it's just a process for the respect room, and it's enough to shout twice, which is an explanation.

Chunlai said "hmm" and wrote it down carefully.

Yi Dongpo babbled on and on: "Oh, Long Live favored Concubine Ling, there is no reason for people to return to the Marquis Mansion, and the auspicious day for entering the palace planned by Si Tianjian is useless."

"Then let me go to work now and clear out the Wanli Palace so that it is convenient for Lingfei to move in."

"The affairs of Wanli Palace cannot be sloppy, and the selected maids and eunuchs must be smart, capable, considerate and sensible."

"My son understands."

While worrying about trifles, Feng He hurriedly turned into the yard.

From his furrowed brows, Yi Dongpo deduced that something important had happened, and rushed to meet him.

"Didn't you catch the adulterer and adulterer?"

Adulterers and adulterers refer to King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan, and the banquet was held for them.

The plan is this.

First of all, all the singing and dancing in the Chonghua Hall was full of joy, and all the civil and military officials were drunk under Wei Yansi's unremitting efforts.

Then, Feng He served as the patrol leader of the night banquet, and deliberately let go of the guards after everyone had drunk three rounds.

Combining the inside and outside of the banquet, it is convenient for King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan to meet privately.

The reason was that Qu Wanwan was pregnant, she was terrified, and she tried every means to pass the news to the Yichuan Palace, and the Yichuan King would definitely feel uneasy, looking for a chance to meet her.

It's just that opportunities are hard to come by.

Wei Yan thought about this level, and decided that "good people" will do it to the end, and if there is no chance, they will create opportunities for this pair of bitter mandarin ducks, and catch another one.

Just wait for them to have a secret rendezvous in a secluded place in the middle of the night, even if they have a hundred mouths all over their bodies, they still can't explain it clearly.

Feng He: "The man was caught. It was just behind the rockery in the Imperial Garden. The strange thing is... the fifth princess was also there. The eunuch on duty witnessed the fifth princess secretly following King Yichuan and Qu Wanwan into the Imperial Garden, but The fifth princess doesn't admit it, it's not a sophistry that she and Qu Wanwan already have friendship, and after having two extra glasses of wine, she asked Qu Wanwan to accompany her for a walk in the imperial garden, and met King Yichuan by chance."

If black and white are reversed in this way, there is no such thing as an affair.

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