Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Five days later, the Ministry of Rites set up a stage to hold a banquet in Chonghua Hall to celebrate Wei Yansi's triumphant return.

The word "Triumph" put too much gold on Wei Yansi's face, she was a little embarrassed, but fortunately the banquet was held in the name of the Empress Dowager, so she would not lose face.

The Empress Dowager responded freely, raised her wine glass to the invited royal relatives, and said: "Long Live has grown up, Aijia is really happy."

The relatives of the royal family are very skillful on the surface, and they praised Wei Yansi far better than Qin Huang and Han Wu, and they will definitely create a prosperous era of wild geese in the near future.

"That's right," the Queen Mother was quite emotional, "The Red Lotus Sect has been a chronic disease of the wild goose for many years, and it is also a heart disease of the Ai family. Long live this trip to completely eradicate the remnants of the Red Lotus Sect. The Ai family is very pleased."

The relatives and relatives of the emperor stood up in unison, shouting, "Long live the emperor."

Wei Yansi was not surprised by such a situation, raised a smile that was neither awkward nor awkward, and said a few words on the scene, please don't be too polite, family members.

But his eyes are always aiming in the direction of Qu Jinying.

Ashamed to say, that day in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, she couldn't speak out of her head, which made Qu Jinying sad. Afterwards, under the scolding of the queen mother, she felt so guilty that she sent rewards to the Yongyihou's mansion for five days, all of which were rare treasures. Almost hollowed out the Ministry of Internal Affairs.

Uncharacteristically, Qu Jinying didn't lose his temper, and accepted all the orders, and even bowed respectfully to Chunlai who was in charge of gift giving, full of kind words.

Chunlai was so frightened that his face turned pale, he scrambled back to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and told Wei Yansi about Qu Jinying's reaction, fearing that the description would not be clear, he performed it himself. But pretty.

Wei Yansi felt that it was very difficult, every night she tossed and turned the pancakes on the dragon couch, and occasionally fell asleep and had nightmares again and again, dreaming that Qu Jinying was also pregnant, and she walked up to her with a big belly, and said indifferently : "Long live, my concubine likes someone else, I will give you a cuckold."

She broke out in a cold sweat, opened her eyes suddenly, and gasped heavily.

He really owed Qu Jinying in his previous life, and he was tortured by Qu Jinying every day in this life.

He made up his mind to ask Qu Jinying's forgiveness by taking the opportunity of holding a banquet tonight.

In this side of her, she was overwhelmed in her heart, while Qu Jinying in that side didn't even lift her eyelids from the beginning to the end, with an expression of "I don't want to talk to you".

Wei Yansi's little heart was sore, as if a cat's paw was scratching it.

But Qu Jinying went to the banquet as the head of the county, and was overwhelmed by all the royal family and relatives. Wei Yansi couldn't see her clearly, so she couldn't help sticking her neck out.

"Cough!" The queen mother sat beside Wei Yansi, reminding her to pay attention to the majesty of the emperor.

Wei Yansi smiled sheepishly, stuffed two pieces of pork head meat into his mouth, concealed his uneasiness, and shifted his gaze to Lu Chijing and King Yichuan.

The former sat like a pine, concentrating on eating and drinking, as always, with an old-fashioned appearance, and there was nothing wrong with it.

The latter kept scratching his ears and cheeks, looking impatiently, looking behind the eight-fold screen from time to time.

This banquet was very grand, with the presence of civil and military officials, the emperor's relatives, and all the concubines.For the sake of convenience, the concubines were separated by a [-]-fold screen.

One can imagine, who is King Yichuan looking at?

Wei Yansi exchanged glances with Ge Changliu, raised his wine glass, and sang "Cooking sheep and slaughtering cattle is a pleasure, and you will have to drink three hundred cups at a time" from "Will Enter the Wine".

The concluding words are: "My dear friends, we will not return tonight until we are drunk."

Immediately clapping hands, the dancers from Jiaofang Division were invited to sing and dance to their heart's content.Everyone present was infected by the melody, and even drank three glasses and sang along with the singer.

As long as there is a lively atmosphere, there will be noisy people, running around between the banquets, persuading and fighting wine, and drunk most of the guests in two or three strokes.

Wei Yan couldn't get what he wanted, so he deliberately poured water into the jug, placed a gold-wrapped throne on it, blended into the group of officials, and drank with them cup by cup.

After drinking many cups, there was only a faint blush on his cheeks, which meant he was slightly drunk.

The drinks prepared tonight were very strong, all of them were old wines, the officials were too busy drinking, and had no time to pay attention to Wei Yansi, and did not notice that she was faking drunk.

After about half an hour, Wei Yansi pretended to be more and more drunk, and staggered back to the throne.

The queen mother said at the right time: "The emperor is drunk. When spring comes, help Wansui to rest in the back hall."

Chun Lai did as he pleased.

As soon as he descended a step, Lu Chijing came towards Wei Yansi with a wine glass, stopped in front of Wei Yansi, and said drunkenly, "Three glasses to Long Live, old minister."

Wei Yan looked at him nonchalantly, not knowing if he was really drunk or pretending to be drunk, so she had to cooperate and said: "Mr. Ge, please forgive me. You know how much I drink. I feel uncomfortable in my stomach right now."

Lu Chijie turned into a stubborn donkey, not only refused to get out of the way, he had to drink three cups in front of Wei Yansi, and after drinking, he calmly said: "Long live, please."

provocative! What a provocation!Even if she said no to drinking, she had to stop her from drinking!

Too embarrassing!

Wei Yansi dared not speak out, and secretly cursed his ancestors for eighteen generations, and said in a joking tone: "I can not drink anyone's wine? Only the old man can't, you are the pillar of the country, how can I not drink it?" reason."

She waved her sleeves and ordered Chunlai to fetch the wine cup, but was stopped by Lu Chijing.

"Long live, there are several altars of fine carved flowers in the old minister's house, and I have been reluctant to drink them all the time. Tonight, I congratulate Long live on his triumphant return, and dare to bring them into the palace to drink with him."

Standing beside Lu Chijing was a waiter holding a tray. He picked up the wine jar from the tray, sealed it with mud, and folded himself to fetch two large bowls, which were filled to the brim.

Wei Yan was a little apprehensive, the wine bowl was too big, with her drinking capacity, she might fall into a coma for three days and three nights.

The words that are spoken are the water that is poured out.Wei Yansi cherished the face of the emperor, took the bowl bravely, closed his eyes, and drank it clean.

Lu Chijing regarded himself as a companion, followed a bowl, and then handed over: "Long live."

This time, Wei Yansi was really drunk, the scenery in front of her was spinning, the soles of her feet were soft, every step was like walking on clouds, but she still had reason.

As soon as she got out of the palace, she waved the spring to support the wall, trying not to let herself fall down, and began to curse: "Lu Chijing...damn the old treacherous minister, the wolf's ambition... the one who suffered a thousand knives, I want to strip him off! Pi, cramping his tendons..."

Chunlai begged her not to talk nonsense, if Lu Chijing's ears and eyes heard it, it would be terrible.

Wei Yansi's cheeks were smudged red by the smell of alcohol, and her eyes were still clear. She patted her chest and shouted, "I'm afraid of him! I'm going to drag him to the Meridian Gate and chop off his head. Come on, Lu Chi is plotting a big treason." ,Well--"

A warm and cool hand covered her mouth, her skin smelled good, mint mixed with jasmine.

Wei Yansi looked at the owner of the hand, and raised a smile that was brighter than the sun: "My concubine~ Lu Chijing bullies me~ Hurry up and hug me, hug me with love~"

Qu Jinying was still angry, unwilling to have an intimate move with her, and avoided her embrace sideways, causing a generation of emperors to fall down the steps.It fell cleanly and rolled non-stop.