Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

"Don't panic, big boss, didn't you prepare three questions?" The second boss is an idiot, and he can't do addition and subtraction well, so he doesn't understand the power of this question.

But Du Qizhi understands.

She is in charge of the cottage every day, playing with the abacus. This question was chosen by herself, and she knows the difficulty well. It was originally asked as the third question, but because of the unexpected Chunlai's quick answer to the first question, she changed her mind and put it on purpose. This question is placed in the second place, and it is used to kill Chunlai's vigor.

Unexpectedly, Chunlai went straight ahead.

This is not a big deal, anyway, 30 has already been obtained.

But one yard counts for one yard, and the play must be full. Du Qizhi put his hands behind his back and paced back and forth in front of the table. After a while, he took the rice paper in his hand and carefully looked at the checking calculation on it. .

...though she couldn't read it.

Chunlan was very worried, and asked timidly: "The big boss, the little one's handwriting is messy, maybe there is a miscalculation?"

Du Qizhi: "Ah..."

How did she know that the calculation was right and wrong, her parents died early, her grandfather didn't teach her much knowledge, but her grandfather's best comrade-in-arms is a soldier, known as the little chef in the army, who is also responsible for the procurement of ingredients in the army, joining the army I have studied for two years before, and I can do arithmetic, so I gave this skill to her in my spare time.

So she had a limited learning environment and a limited level of numeracy.

As for these questions, they come from a collection of arithmetic - a scholar from a wealthy family who robbed Fuji in peacetime last year, and robbed a rich scholar who went to Beijing to rush for the exam, and found it in the scholar's baggage.

She flipped through it casually at the time, and kept it on a whim. As for the reference answer... it has long been lost.

She put down the rice paper, cast a fearful look at Chunlai, and applauded him.

This clapping was a big deal, because clapping is her standard action for giving orders.

For example, just now, she raised her hand and clapped twice, asking the people below to prepare paper and pens.

Erdang's success was more than failure, and she thought she wanted paper and pens this time, so she found a few new rice papers, put them on the table and laid them out, and took the brushes that Chunlai had used in a very stupid way , dipped in ink, and presented it to her respectfully.

Three black lines fell from Du Qizhi's forehead: "What are you doing?"

"Aren't you going to check the calculation?"

Du Qizhi was so angry that she couldn't argue, grandma has such a leg, how could she know how to check such a difficult question?He deliberately made her lose face, right?

She squeezed her fist, and said with a smirk: "Why bother me to do it myself, just find someone to test it."

"...You are the most talented woman in a radius of ten miles. We are a bunch of stinky men who don't even know each other. How can you count?"

Du Qizhi didn't want to accept his flattery, but just wanted to tear his mouth off.

And silently swear in my heart that I will never bully intellectuals again, so as not to ask for trouble.

Qu Jinying incarnated as Timely Rain and came to rescue: "If you don't mind the master, let me come!"

Du Qizhi couldn't ask for more, so she asked her to start quickly.

Qu Jinying nodded slightly, walked lightly, walked to the back of the table and sat down, with her soft waist straightened up, carefully reading the calculation process scribbled on the paper.

Her arithmetic was taught by her mother, and she learned it well. She extracted the key calculation steps in twos and twos, and asked Chunlai if she couldn't see clearly, and copied it again before entering the deduction.

The final result is exactly the same as Chunlai.

"Let's take a look at the second master." She tapped the edge of the rice paper with her fingertips.

Frankly speaking, she saw Du Qizhi's embarrassment clearly, and she guessed Du Qizhi's thoughts at all levels, so she took the initiative to ask for Ying, but it was just to send Du Qizhi down a step, and she was not worried that Du Qizhi would make things difficult again. .

Sure enough, Du Qizhi bent down, glanced hastily, and changed the subject.

Du Qizhi's various reactions could not escape Chunlai's eyes.

He learned how to observe words and colors in the palace, and he knows when not to speak, when to say good things, pats his stomach, and he has a few courage in him. I have encountered many big scenes, but the money I brought is genuine, let’s test it out.”

The so-called seeing the money, the rest of the bandits listened to him mentioning the money, and they regained their spirits. A few of them reacted quickly, and even cheered sporadically.

"Jing is so fucking embarrassing." Du Qizhi scolded, blushing and turning pale.

Wei Yansi adjusted the atmosphere and said: "You give us free food and drink in the cottage, we feel sorry for it, this money is not enough to honor you."

There is nothing wrong with hearing this at first, but it is inappropriate when you think about it carefully, Du Qizhi squinted over: "Are you mocking me?"

"The master misunderstood."

Wei Yansi was afraid that his sight would get darker, so he quickly ordered Feng He to bring in the big wine jar from the donkey cart.

There are too many big wine jars, and Feng He can't move them all by himself, so he adopted a random selection method, picked the corner jar, carried it into the meeting hall, and carefully placed it on the ground.

"Master, please." Wei Yansi said confidently with raised eyebrows.

Du Qizhi pinned the long whip back to his waist, teasingly said: "Wei Xianren is really generous, 30 taels of silver, and he doesn't even bat an eyelid."

"The eldest master doesn't know anything. On the way here, the second master told me that you are begging for money for the Yuzhou refugees who have fled here. You are truly compassionate. I am deeply moved. You should give a small amount to the people of the world." power."

"As expected of a cultivator, I am here to thank you for your kindness on behalf of the refugees."

Du Qizhi's face softened a little. She traveled the rivers and lakes, admiring the children of the rivers and lakes with a chivalrous heart. Although this person in front of her was born in a wealthy family, she was well-educated and sensible, completely different from the sour son raised by a scholarly family.

She couldn't help feeling a little appreciative, seeing Wei Yansi rolled up her sleeves, squatted down, and made a gesture to slap the mud seal off the wine jar, she hastily raised her arm to block it.

Rarely said politely: "I'll come."

"No problem."

"You have to go down the mountain today, don't get your clothes dirty, it's not decent."

"The head of the family has ruined the niche, it's just rough work, how dare I bother you."

As soon as Wei Yansi's words hit the ground, she received a solid kick on her calf. She was afraid of pain, and following the direction of the attack, she saw a pair of light pink embroidered shoes with excellent embroidery.

She looked up and met Qu Jinying's eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

Its radiant face reads "You really feel sorry for others, why don't you stay and be the husband of the village, and accompany them to rob the house?"

When Wei Yansi was an emperor, he had always been the object of flattery and flattery. Now "how dare he not bow his head under the low eaves", he flattered and flattered the head of the family.

Since Qu Jinying doesn't like it, if she doesn't do it, she will leave the work of opening the wine jar to Feng He, who has a whole body of flesh.

"Yes!" Feng He responded.

As a result, he used too much strength and cracked the jar, and the snowflakes flowed out, with golden beans and gold leaves mixed in it.

Money can turn ghosts, Wei Yansi pointed at these genuine things, and said confidently: "To be on the safe side, please let the brothers open all the wine jars to have a look."

Du Qizhi remembered her status as a Great Immortal, and was grateful for her advice not long ago. Coupled with today's contact, her favorability has greatly increased, and she said generously: "Wei Immortal is upright, I have no reason to doubt it. He has been negligent recently. Please forgive me, I will order someone to send you down the mountain."

Wei Yansi was eager to leave the place of ghosts as soon as possible, and smiled like a spring breeze in March: "I'm going to be the boss."

However, there were unpredictable circumstances, and before she fully experienced the joy of regaining her freedom, a bandit staggered in.

The bandit had a bruised nose and swollen face, wounds all over his body were different in depth, and his steps were staggering, giving people a sad feeling that he had just come out of a bloody battle among thousands of troops.

Wei Yansi's little heart started beating uncomfortably.

Du Qizhi hurried up, supported the bandit's fallen body, and asked fiercely, "What happened?"

"A group of people... ambushed at the foot of the mountain... suddenly rushed out and attacked us."

Du Qizhi glared at Wei Yansi subconsciously.

"No, no, it's not ours..." Wei Yansi said hastily.

"Heh, Great Immortal Wei is very clever, but I have been tricked by you."

Wei Yansi no longer continued to deny, but communicated with Feng He with subtle expressions, asking if the guards who came to save him did it?

"It's absolutely impossible. I have set a distress signal with the leader of the dark guards. They will never use it unless it is absolutely necessary. They will never act without authorization." Feng He whispered in her ear.

Indeed, according to the agreement in advance, if you can play with words, you will not use martial arts. After they go down the mountain smoothly, they will send someone to find these bandits Qiu Hou to settle the score.

The imperial guards have received rigorous training, obeying the iron law of obeying orders in all actions, and will never act rashly.

Wei Yansi: "I'm wronged, Master, you have promised to let us go down the mountain, why should we not know how to flatter and provoke such a thing for nothing?"

"Fuck, you must be flattering on the surface, sending servants to deliver the silver, but in fact, secretly sending a team of people to follow, looking for opportunities to attack me on Hutou Mountain. First, I will save you. Second, I can take back the 30 taels of silver. . ” The analysis of the second master is well-rounded.

Du Qizhi: "...Your Wei family has good plans."

Wei Yansi wished she could get the second boss to talk about her, she usually looked uneducated, but she was able to reason at critical moments, and she reasoned the reasoning so logically that she couldn't argue with it.

She opened her mouth again and again, but couldn't utter a word, so she had to find a helper to hold Chunlai back and let him use his penetrating tongue.

Chunlai is in a dilemma, his tongue is indeed not bad, but its main function is to flatter and argue, and it is not very easy to use sincerity.

Not to mention Fenghe, with well-developed limbs and a simple mind, he threw himself on the escort, seeing that he couldn't figure it out, he flew directly, snatched the big knife that the second master had put down before, and stood in front of Wei Yansi, resolute His facial contours are quite determined to block and kill gods and Buddhas.

"You're guilty!" Du Qizhi gritted his teeth and sneered, with his dantian in his air, he pulled out the long whip and swung it, the sound of splitting the air made people's ears hurt.

She is the leader of the Hutou cottage, and she has a role as an example. When she shows her weapon, her subordinates are unambiguous, the bright sword of the bright sword, and the bright hammer of the bright hammer.

The author has something to say: come, come, come~

I just discovered that "This is not a sand sculpture" was wrongly written in the copy of "Father's Soul Transmigrated into the First Oiran". If I change it, there will be a little sand sculpture in this text, because I can write sand sculptures really easily.