Wearing a pheromone to become a fool

Wei Yansi laughed loudly, stretched out her magic claws to scratch his creaking nest, and punished her for making fun of the emperor.

Qu Jinying couldn't dodge in time, struggled and struggled but couldn't escape, she was forced to laugh and shed tears, she was too uncomfortable, so she just leaned back and retracted into Wei Yansi's embrace: "You wronged me."

"How dare you speak harshly, the crime will be aggravated."

"Ah, I was wrong, please forgive me."

"What's wrong?" Wei Yansi finally got a chance to be unreasonable.

"The fault lies in being stubborn, and the fault lies in being good-looking when you get it cheap."

Wei Yansi praised that children can be taught.

Standing outside the door, Feng He, who had been blown by the cold wind for a long time: "..."

He knocked on the door again to remind them that breakfast was going to be cold.

Only then did Wei Yansi remember that he was still outside, reluctantly let go of the beauty in her arms, rushed to put down the latch and opened the door, inviting him in.

The three sat around the Eight Immortals table, drinking rice porridge.

Wei Yansi said apologetically to Qu Jinying: "You suffered a lot in the cottage, and you ate some simple food. When you return to Yanjing City, I will compensate you. You can eat delicacies from mountains and seas, and the cook from the imperial dining room will also be sent to the waiting mansion."

Qu Jinying glanced at the chicken legs, duck feet, and pig's head meat on the table, wondering what is rough tea?What is light rice?

"Ahem." Feng He who was sitting opposite her winked, signaling that she must not disappoint the emperor's favor.

Suddenly, someone shouted outside the door, the voice was thick and loud, and it sounded like the second boss who was not polite.

"Young Master Wei Liu, someone from your family has come to pay the ransom, quickly follow me to the front hall, don't let the head of the family wait in a hurry."

Wei Yansi put down the steamed buns, walked out of the room and laughed at him: "Look at the excited look of the second master, the ransom should be distributed quite a lot, right?"

"Hey," the second master frowned, as if he was disgusted, "I'm not interested in silver. This silver is for buying food and clothes, and distributing it to the people who fled from Yuzhou."

Yuzhou is Yuzhou again.

Wei Yansi suppressed her smile and asked in disbelief: "Yuzhou is hundreds of miles away from Luojiang City, you still have time to worry about the refugees."

"You, you are really a pampered son of your family, how do you know that people's livelihood is suffering?"

The second leader swung his big knife over his shoulder and led the three of them to the front hall: "Do you know how miserable the lives of the people in Yuzhou are? The government doesn't care about them at all and let them fend for themselves."

"how do I say this."

"You really don't know?" The second master stopped and looked at her sideways, "You haven't heard anything about what half the wild goose dynasty knows."

Wei Yansi's status was noble, and no one dared to ridicule him. He was embarrassed by such a sentence, his face turned crimson, showing embarrassment.

The Erdang family didn't care at all: "The people in Yuzhou have no food to eat, and the surrounding provinces don't care about them. They have no choice but to go to Yanjing City, trying to find a way of life at the foot of the emperor. The government along the road is to help the grandson. If they are allowed to pass, they have no choice but to take a detour, and they have to go through a waterway, so where can they get to Yanjing City?"

"We are people from Yanjing. We have seen many refugees at the West Gate, and the court has set up many porridge sheds and sickrooms to help them." Wei Yansi said.

"Fuck!" The second master spit on the ground, "It was made by the officials to show the dog emperor. Such a big incident happened in Yuzhou, there must be no refugees in Yanjing City."

"Presumptuous, dare to insult the emperor!" Feng He sternly said.

The second master is not to be outdone: "Long time to see you, a thousand-year-old bastard. Someone really speaks for the faint king. Otherwise, if he is stupid, the brothers in the village can fall into the grass and become bandits? Who has no parents, no wives and children in their family? If there is An Sheng Days, won't they pass?"

Feng He's eyes burst into flames: "Shut up!"

Wei Yansi was worried that he would make a move, so he stopped him in time, and half-jokingly said: "Tell me about you, and you are not in Yanjing City, so don't be too cautious, and there will be no officials to take care of you if you scold the faint king."

She turned her back a little, and winked at Feng He from a place where Erdang's family could not see.

"That's right, we're leaving today, and we should say goodbye to the second leader." Qu Jinying also said.

This sentence is considered to be on point, Feng He closed and opened his eyelids, his eyes were clear for a moment, and he cupped his hands to the second leader: "I'm sorry."

The Erdangjia was originally a broad-minded person, and he said lazily: "It's okay, it's okay, you took 30 taels of snowflake silver to contribute to the refugees, it's considered a living Bodhisattva, and I won't make things difficult for the Bodhisattva."

Wei Yansi looked at him with admiration: "I never imagined that the second leader, who is usually careless, is so understanding and open-minded."

"It's what our boss said. She is kind-hearted. She robs and robs houses on weekdays to ask for a little money to help the poor at the foot of the mountain. She only started to make big money in the past two or three months. Not a little money went into her pocket. "

Wei Yansi returned the topic to the right track: "According to what you said, the Yuzhou government is full of private pockets and eats up the disaster relief funds allocated by the imperial court to Yuzhou."

"Where did I know... I guess it's about the same. Not only did the officials refuse to give food to the people in Yuzhou, but they also colluded with the grain merchants in the neighboring provinces. The grain merchants set the price on the ground, and a stone of grain was sold for ten taels of silver. Ordinary people would eat it worthy!"

Wei Yansi's blood surged up suddenly, and her fair face instantly turned into a liver color

She had nowhere to vent, so she cursed with the second master.First scold the faint emperor, and then scold the officials of Yuzhou.

Qu Jinying: "I don't know whose disciples these Yuzhou officials are, and who is their backer?"

Wei Yansi couldn't remember these things. She was full of civil and military affairs, and she only got acquainted with the few who danced in front of her all day long, and she only barely had an impression of the rest.

But she learned from the pain and made a secret decision. After returning to Beijing, she must investigate and find out the truth. Corrupt officials and corrupt officials must be peeled off to relieve the hatred in their hearts.

Speaking of which, I don't know how Ge Changliu thoroughly investigated the case of the Minister of the Household Department.

In the court hall, there are so many dirty things and so many dirty people, even if Ge Changliugui is the second elder of Wenyuan Pavilion, he probably can't move a single step.

Qu Jinying was understanding, stretched out her slender fingers to pinch her palm: "It's not good to worry too much."

Wei Yansi gave her a reassuring look, scratched her nose, mixed the fragrance with jade, was so gentle, and wanted to pinch her cheek again, but she was warned in a low voice, to the effect that in broad daylight, you should not bully a girl from a good family.

"When did you learn to joke around unscrupulously?"

"Stay with you for a long time, self-taught."

Wei Yansi admired her ability to be better than blue.

Fenghe, who followed them closely, was very conscious of being a servant, staring at the toe of the shoe without looking sideways, trying not to interfere with their eyes.

On the contrary, it was the second in command at the front who couldn't see it, and cursed them and asked them to restrain themselves, so as not to arouse his idea of ​​marrying a wife.

He quickened his pace, walked through the dirt dam, and led them to the meeting hall.

Outside the hall, there was a donkey cart parked, and dozens of large wine jars were mounted on the cart, forming a small hill.

Wei Yan thought about what the second head said the day before yesterday that the Wei family collected 30 taels overnight, with both cash and bank notes, presumably in order to deceive people and facilitate travel, and put them all in these wine jars.

And the person leading the donkey is Chunlai.

I haven't seen him for a long time, this little guy has lost weight and is tanned, but his eyes are still dark, pure and lively.

"Sixth Young Master!" Chun Lai shouted excitedly, with a tear in his eye, dripping down his face, crying out of breath.

He ran towards her in three steps at a time, knelt at her feet, hugged her legs, and said, "It's great that you are fine! If you have an accident, how can I explain to my godfather when I go back?" How can I explain to my masters, I am even more ashamed of Dayan Jiangshan!"

He lost control of his emotions, his mouth turned fast, and he kept talking. Wei Yansi was afraid that if he continued, he would reveal the fact that her family lived in the Hall of Mental Cultivation, so she covered his mouth and helped him stand up. good.

From the corner of the eye, he stared closely at Erdangjia, seeing that there was no disturbance on Erdangjia's face, he couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

Cooperating with Chunlai to act, he asked, "Is everything all right at home?"

Chunlai raised his sleeves to wipe away his tears, sniffed and said, "Everything is fine, it's just that the old lady is worried."

Wei Yansi asked again: "You came alone?"

"The family prepared silver taels, and sent a few servants to escort them. The man who sent the letter from the cottage led the way for them. He picked me up at the border of Liutang Village, and escorted the donkey cart here...The cottage is strictly guarded, and I am only allowed to go up the mountain alone. , the servants are waiting for you at the foot of the mountain."

"You've worked hard."

"It's not hard, it's not hard, as long as you're okay, the little one is willing to be a cow or a horse."

Wei Yansi patted his head: "Good boy."

"Who is this?" The Second Master asked as if impatiently waiting.

Wei Yansi explained politely: "Don't blame the second boss, this is my little steward of the sixth room. Regardless of his young age, he can speak well and is a good hand in business."

Erdang took down what she said, and pointed at the meeting hall with a knife: "Okay, don't dawdle, go in quickly."

Abandoning them, he jumped over the threshold first, passed the people in the hall, jumped up three steps like a rabbit, and told Du Qizhi who was sitting on the high seat about the origin of spring.

Du Qizhi came quickly and cautiously, and waited until Wei Yansi and the others came in, and looked at it carefully, their eyes were like snakes spitting out letters, full of coolness, which made people shudder.

But what makes her brilliant is that she always has a smile on her lips.

Chunlai is young, stays in the palace every day, has seen many intrigues, but thinks he rarely sees the world outside, and it is the first time he meets such a vicious woman as Du Qizhi.

He was a little scared.

The women in the palace, no matter how much they dislike each other on weekdays, they still make trouble secretly, and their faces are all gentle and gentle.

He shrank behind Wei Yansi, thought for a while, and felt that Wei Yansi's delicate skin and tender flesh were not safe, so he shrank back behind Feng He.

Instead, Feng He picked him up and scolded him for being worthless.

Wei Yansi loved him the most, and knocked Feng He's arm with a folding fan: "He's still young, don't attack him."

"The calf is protected too tightly, so it won't grow up," Du Qizhi snapped, "I heard from the second master, this little boy is the steward of the sixth house of your Wei family?"

Wei Yansi clenched her fists, "Exactly."

"Looking submissive, it doesn't look like someone who can go out and do business." Du Qizhi was still wearing a bright red pomegranate skirt, leaning on the armrest, her legs crossed, and her toes were raised vividly.

Wei Yansi had prepared his speech a long time ago: "To tell the truth, the steward of my sixth room was his godfather. He was seriously ill the year before last and passed away. He was picked up by his godfather on the side of the road. He is smart and clever. , I learned business from his godfather when I was young, so I can count as inheriting my father's business."

"Really? I'll test him."

Wei Yansi's heart skipped a beat, not sure what she was going to take the exam for?I am afraid that spring will reveal my stuffing.

Qu Jinying stood up and said, "My little steward is quite frightened, why don't the boss test me. After I married into the Wei family, I also learned business with his godfather. The test on me is the same as the test on him."

"It's not the same." Du Qizhi's brows were raised, with a bit of flair.

Qu Jinying: "The master doesn't know--"

"Pushing and pushing, it's possible that you are guilty!"

Qu Jinying wanted to answer again, but saw Wei Yansi holding Chunlai by the back of his collar, and brought him up to him, and said: "It's a blessing that you have cultivated for several lifetimes, don't lose Wei Yansi." Don't panic, your face will become muddy when you panic."

"...Yes." Chunlai shrank his neck, a drop of cold sweat slid down his forehead to his chin.

Wei Yansi patted his bowed vest lightly, gave him encouragement, and made a gesture of driving ducks to the shelves.

The emperor's order was hard to break, so Chunlai bit the bullet, grabbed his clothes with two small hands, and stuttered to ask Du Qizhi to come up with a question.

Du Qizhi loves to admire other people's helpless misery, so she left the high seat, stepped down the steps, bounced to Chunlai's side, surrounded him three times on the left and three times on the right.

He licked his red lips, and asked the question: "Today, there are pheasant rabbits in the same cage. There are 35 heads on the top and 94 feet on the bottom. How about the young rabbits?"

Wei Yanshi: "???"

Chicken and rabbit in the same cage?

Wei Yansi was secretly delighted. She had excellent academic performance since she was a child, especially good at mathematics. She could already figure out this problem when other children were still memorizing the nine-nine multiplication table.

Then he held his breath and counted quietly in his mind. When he had just figured out how many rabbits there were, Chunlai had already answered obediently and cleverly.

"If you go back to Dadangjia, there are 22 rabbits and [-] chickens."

Wei Yansi: "!!!"

Big master: "!!!"

Not only them, but even Qu Jinying was amazed. This chicken and rabbit in the same cage is a famous math problem, and even the best accountant may make a mistake.

The coming of spring can be counted...too fast!

Can't tell, Chunlai really has two brushes, so why is he acting submissive.

Chunlai reacted to the astonishing eyes of everyone, scratched his face a few times in embarrassment and said, "The shining big knife of the Second Master...is really scary."

Du Qizhi admired heroes and talented people, and he was less frivolous towards Chunlai, and ordered the second master to put away his sword as soon as possible.

Turning back to Chunlai, he continued: "Don't be complacent, you answered the first question correctly, and there is the second question."

Chunlai clenched his small fists and pressed them to his chest, nodding seriously, asking her to write a question.

Du Qizhi: "Today, there is one rooster, worth five coins; one hen, worth three;

Chunlai was at a loss for a moment, his eyes twitched wildly in his sockets, and after a moment of silent calculation, he frowned and said in a low voice, "Can you please give me a pen and paper?"

"Of course," Du Qizhi slapped her hands twice with a smug smile, and immediately someone brought a pen and paper.

Feng He on the side went to take it, spread the rice paper on the empty table, and pressed it down with paper.

"Little steward, do the math slowly, don't worry, it doesn't matter if you can't figure it out, I'll put you in this cottage and ask the Wei family to send another 10 taels of silver." Du Qizhi chuckled mockingly, turned around and turned back. Go to the high seat, and take off the long whip pinned to the back of the waist to play with.

Chunlai was already scared, but when he heard her threat, he felt a lot of pressure.If he succeeds, he will be credited with saving his life. If he fails, he will become a sinner who perishes the king and the country through the ages.

In a dilemma, he looked helplessly at Wei Yansi: "Sixth Young Master, I..."

Wei Yansi spread out his fan to cover his mouth, and asked in an airy tone, "You don't know how to do this question?"

"I just……"

"The more restless you are, the more you will make mistakes in your calculations. It's no big deal. There is no unparalleled road. You just do the calculations."

Qu Jinying tugged at Wei Yansi's sleeve silently: "If there is no way, let's help him cheat."

Wei Yansi signaled her to be calm, and turned her head to steady Chunlai: "Can you really understand this question?"

"... Yes... I was sold into the palace when I was very young, cough... Wei Mansion, I have been with my godfather since I can remember, he treats me like his own, always praises me for being smart, and wants me to take his place, Taught me a lot of ways to settle accounts."

The head eunuch is also the head of the big house, the purchase cashier of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, the account books of the imperial dining room, and the purchase comprador of the imperial hospital. There is a big mess.

"Your godfather is not a good one, but he is a good steward. What he taught you must be genuine. If you use them all, you won't fail to calculate them." Wei Yansi comforted.

Even Feng He, who has always been not good at words, came to join in the fun.His Qiutan eyes were gloomy, and he patted Chunlai's thin shoulder with a palm: "Don't let your godfather down, and don't let the sixth son down either."

Chunlai has worked with him for many years, and listening to him cheering him on for the first time, was greatly encouraged in his heart, and he immediately turned into a rooster with spread wings.

Go around the table and sit down, pick up a pen and do calculations.

At this moment, everyone's attention was focused on him, and even the future of Dayan Jiangshan was on his shoulders. He turned pressure into motivation, shielded all interference, and concentrated.

The cold sweat on his forehead turned into hot sweat, steaming his blood.

Time seemed to stop and everything became quiet.

He is the only one in the world writing freely on rice paper.

After half a cup of tea, he stopped.

There are plausible words: "There are three kinds of results. Four chickens, eighteen hens, and 78 chickens; eight chickens, eleven chickens, and 81 chickens; twelve chickens, four chickens. only, 84 chickens."

Wei Yansi: "!"

Oh my god, a little math genius.

The difficulty of this question is obviously much higher than that of chickens and rabbits in the same cage, but Chunlai only spent such a little time to answer it. It is really hard to imagine how much wisdom Chunlai has in his little head.

Come to her Hall of Mental Cultivation to bring tea and water, it's too condescending.

The one who was equally astonished was Du Qizhi, her bright red lips were partly parted, her breathing was obviously disordered, perhaps she had underestimated Chunlai's genius level, and she was a little caught off guard.

The author has something to say: the two changes are combined into one~

When will I be able to fulfill my third-shift wish? I am desperate, and people bother me to code every day~~

Note: The math questions are all from the Internet