[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

——A certain Pirates of the Caribbean is a historical synthesis of the Anglo-American world, the spring cherry blossom sun and skin in Jiaotu, and the mermaid background of Pirates of the Caribbean. There are two settings, which have nothing to do with the main text——

"Tony, the excavation of the ruins of the medieval pirate shipwreck has come to an end. The crew responsible for the salvage dug out two special glass bottles from the seabed. I think you should be very interested."

Roddy's voice seemed a little excited on the other end of the phone, and he sighed with disbelief and even admiration: "Human beings can never imagine what kind of magical world their ancestors have experienced, Tony, now I start to believe in myths and legends The siren and fountain of youth in the movie are real."

"Your tone made me suspect that what you dug out were two cups of the fountain of youth instead of a broken glass bottle. Why, did you see an ancient map or ruins? Or did the bones of the pirates come back to you? Say—come on buddy, you are my chosen heir, I left you a broken ship and a mermaid, now set off to find the fountain of youth!"

While upgrading Hawkeye's new arrow, Tony said indifferently: "The records of pirates in the Middle Ages, they always like to exaggerate in ballads, such as the true love kiss between a mermaid and a sailor, but there is no one in this world Have you ever seen a mermaid?"

Rody on the opposite side was silent for half a minute, and finally, he said dryly: "...Tony, you swear that you don't have any superpowers like predicting everything or inserting flags into reality?"

Tony crossed his arms and couldn't help but send him a Stark-style taunt: "Are you dreaming? If I have this kind of superpower, I would still be confiscated by Captain America and six coffee machines confiscated?!"

Half an hour later, Tony began to suspect that he really had this kind of superpower that was similar to predicting everything or inserting a flag into reality.

On the experimental table in front of him is a delicate high-tech portable combination box. After unlocking three complicated combination locks, two of them are stuffed with wooden plugs, and the simple style but old glass is placed side by side. The bottle appeared in front of Tony's eyes.

The transparent glass curved surface clearly presents the items stored in the bottle to its current owner. Both glass bottles have been filled with more than half of the sea water, and some fine sand and stones are still deposited on the body of the bottle. It is reasonable to say that this amount of sea water There shouldn't be any color, but the water in the two glass bottles looked a little bluish.

One of them floats on the surface of an extremely finely crafted ship model, the details are so delicate and lifelike that it is almost doubtful whether there is really a craftsman who can have such superb technology under the technology at that time, and can make the model like It's just as amazing as shrinking a real ship to size.

But this is not the point. After all, apart from Captain America, Tony has never had much interest in antiques. As a scientist, he likes and loves the high technology of the future world.

But this time is different, the other glass bottle does not contain any medieval antiques, but instead contains a beautiful and illusory, unrealistic, but extremely cute elf.

It was a little mermaid no longer than five centimeters. She was lying in a very rare pink shell, her back was slightly undulating, and she seemed to be sleeping soundly. The light brown soft long hair hanging behind her could almost wrap her body. the whole body.

And she is indeed worthy of the beauty of the mermaid in fairy tales, the small face exposed under the branches of the shell cherry blossoms is white, tender, cute and extremely delicate, not to mention that she has a dreamy pink tail and a thin and soft tail fin like a veil Floating in the water, like a blooming little cherry blossom.

What Rody said is right. The records of pirates do have merit. In this world, such fantastic and even magical beautiful creatures as mermaids really exist. She is as beautiful and magical as in the medieval legends, except... the height is not quite right. ,fraud!The promised mermaid kiss can allow human beings to breathe and survive in water?Such a little guy, let alone a kiss, is not enough to clog his teeth in one bite.

"She's alive, Tony... I can't even imagine it, you know? When I picked up the bottle, the little guy shrank to the bottom and shivered, closing the shell shut."

Rody said with emotion: "The records of pirates are not wrong. These creatures are indeed beautiful and charming. Hundreds of years of legends have brought them a more mysterious and elegant veil. I simply doubt that they have any magical powers, because facing With such... Little Thumbelina, my first reaction was to want to be a father."

"The prerequisite for raising The Little Mermaid is money, especially for such a rare species. You have to pour money into it endlessly, Roddy."

Tony stroked the lovely mustache on his chin, and thoughtfully said: "Don't mention the tragic story of the little mermaid and the prince in the fairy tale, I remember the sailor's ballad and the legendary mermaid in the Middle Ages...it shouldn't be this soft Porcelain dolls that break when touched, there is a saying that mermaids are sea banshees from the nine kingdoms, and they are ferocious cannibals. Their singing can lure sailors to approach, and then drag them into the water as food .”

"I've read Captain Jack's biography, Tony, but I always thought it was a fiction. After all, it's hard for me to accept that my childhood goddess would be a terrible image who often attacked sailors, but there is one thing I agree with now. They may be real. With the Fountain of Youth, after all, this glass bottle is much older than you and me combined, and this little one looks at most twelve or thirteen years old."

Roddy shrugged: "But now that Thor has joined the Avengers, mermaids shouldn't be such a big news."

"Nicole is different, she is much prettier than Saul, and having a little mermaid, God, you don't know how much Hans Christian Andersen's fairy tales have influenced Americans."

Tony said with certainty: "I'm sure most rich people are willing to spend a lot of money to buy her. If Nicole's size is a little bigger, this range is all."

Roddy hesitated for a second: "Nicole...?"

Tony crossed his arms and said confidently: "Yes, that's right, I'm going to start raising the Little Mermaid, she's all mine, what's wrong with my name? Do you have any opinions?"

"...but you are raised by Jarvis Pepper and Steve."

"My friends are gone, Roddy."

……

Ever since he decided to raise the Little Mermaid, Tony's fatherly heart suddenly rose. The mustache rich man quickly made a list and ordered an extra-large aquarium. After confirming that there was nothing missing, he called Seven for help. Dr. Banner with a Ph.D. and Ant-Man, an expert in biological research.

After the aquarium was delivered, the little mermaid in the glass bottle also woke up. When Tony was holding the bottle, she showed a look of panic and retracted herself into the cherry pink shell, but soon, that A gap was opened in the shell, revealing a pair of timid pale pink eyes.

Tony cut off half of the bottle, and slowly immersed the half-palm-sized cute shell and its little owner in the fresh sea water. The fresh water successfully calmed the little mermaid's tense nerves, and she opened the shell , didn't look so scared anymore, although his eyes were still vigilant and timid, but subconsciously showed a look of closeness and longing.

The rich man with a mustache hooked the corners of his lips quite happily. It was difficult for him to explain the feeling of wanting to get close to him unconsciously. Maybe it was the special charm of mermaids to confuse sailors?Although he doesn't quite understand this method of using paternal love to confuse the sailor, it doesn't prevent him from accepting and loving her at all.

Tony backed away a little, hoping that the ample private space could bring some comfort to the already frightened little one, and he gently comforted him: "Okay, little one, you're safe...Come and see your new home Let’s deal with it first. I’m thinking of building a large swimming pool for you. To be honest, I can’t imagine how you spent all these years in a place where you can’t even swim around. .”

The little mermaid girl seemed to understand his words, or discerned that he had no intention of threatening or hurting, and slowly left the shell she used as a cover. However, given her ignorant and innocent look, Tony was more willing to believe that she might just like Being close to human beings, even though they have been locked in a glass bottle for so long, they are still full of trust in human beings, commonly known as silly, white and sweet, and they believe everything.

The extremely soft and beautiful pink fish tail swayed gently in the water, slowly emerging from the water like a small cherry blossom. The little guy stroked his wet hair back, lying on the edge of the aquarium, half exposed. With a small face, he said softly, "Tony."

Tony: "!!!!!!"

Tony was shocked: "You can talk?!"

He now believes in the legend that the mermaid's singing can lure sailors. The little guy's voice is ethereal and illusory like the foam in the sea, and soft like the majesty blowing across the sea. It is full of strange beauty of sadness and despair, which makes one's heart itch. , subconsciously full of desire to protect, and want to find the owner of the voice.

The little mermaid girl tilted her head blankly: "I will, I heard the officer call you Tony just now...you still call me Nicole, I like this name, and I like you too."

Tony walked forward slowly, and bent his knees a little, trying to make himself less oppressive, he said a little strangely: "Rody hasn't even seen you, he said you have been hiding in the shell Li, refused to come out, and did not show the meaning of being able to communicate, but you don't seem to be afraid of me?"

"Officers kill people, they kill a lot of mermaids, they destroy the fountain of youth, and pirates, they dry them... But you're different, you look like the missionary said, those who keep mermaids as pets The nobles, they like beautiful things very much, they won’t hurt me, and a missionary told me that pets of nobles don’t need to hunt by themselves, so I like being a pet.”

The little girl held her small face and said softly: "I heard your voice, you have to take good care of me... But your human lifespan is really short, luckily I still have the fountain of youth."

She flicked her tail briskly, and swam around the aquarium gracefully. No wonder the nobles in the Middle Ages liked to raise mermaids. Watching them swim in the water is indeed a wonderful enjoyment.

But Tony found another important problem. He put his hand on the aquarium and said in shock: "You said the fountain of youth? Is it real? The kind of life for another?"

The little mermaid spit out two strings of bubbles. She quickly floated to the surface of the water, summoned up the courage to hug Tony's warm fingertips and gently rubbed them, and said softly, "The Fountain of Youth has been destroyed, but the mermaid There is never any shortage of the Fountain of Youth, and it is easy for us to get it. The magic power of the Fountain of Youth is to exchange lives for an equivalent value. For humans, it may take one life for another, but mermaids have a long lifespan. I can give you half of it. Don't be afraid."

While Tony was shocked, she added embarrassingly: "Master, can you change me to a bigger beach, the magic time limit of Blackbeard Triton's sword is about to pass, and I will soon restore the original shape."

Tony: "Master? No, sweetheart, call me daddy, and... the original body shape? I knew that mermaids wouldn't be only five centimeters--what the hell!"

A soft pale pink light flashed, and the sea water scattered all over the ground. A mermaid with the size of a human teenage girl was sitting in the small aquarium holding a thin and beautiful fish tail. She moved her tail uncomfortably. Stretching out his arms to Tony, he said as a matter of course: "Hold me, give me a hug...it's too small here!"

Tony held his forehead for three seconds, stretched out his hand and hugged the limp little girl, but the moment he left the water, the cherry pink scales on the little guy's fish tail quickly disappeared, and then transformed into a pair of white, tender and beautiful girls. leg.

Tony froze: "I should be glad you're dressed, sweetheart, and by the way, I'm the only one here."

Jarvis: "Sir, the highest authority of Captain Rogers has been activated, and all members of the Avengers request to enter."

Tony: "What?! Don't—"

The door opened, and the Avengers who heard the name of the mermaid looked at the wet little girl in Iron Man's arms, and all showed extremely complicated expressions of "I didn't expect you to be this kind of person".

Tony: "..."

Tony: "Listen to me—"

The little mermaid looked up curiously: "Master... daddy, who are they?"

Tony: "..."

Avengers: "..."

Everyone showed the same expression of "Tony Stark, you scum".

Tony said with a blank expression: "...Forget it, there is nothing to explain."

The daily routine of raising mermaids is just the beginning.

The author has something to say: the full text is over.

Take a day off, and start the day after tomorrow to change soldiers.