[Zhongyingmei] Say you lack treatment

I think back to when I first joined the Transit Management Bureau, the system number 4869 was still a simple and cute newcomer, and the assessment results shocked the entire AI department.

The director has not seen such a good seedling for many years, and he was trembling with excitement. After all, it was Ouhuang 23 who shocked the whole department in the last assessment. The boss who wears the bureau.

The director glanced at the lively and cute 4869, who hadn't revealed his true nature, and said: "The gold medal worker in the bureau, let him choose!"

4869 happily followed a cutie away.

After 10 minutes, the little cutie came back crying: "Director! This system cheats the face control and sets the flag! It's too skinny!"

The director thought about the cute glass heart, and replaced him with a rational and calm black-bellied man without believing in evil.

After 10 minutes, the black-bellied man came back to return the product with a face full of crap, and said, "Director, our romance team doesn't accept the gay system!"

After repeating the same incident sixteen times, the director finally came to his senses. No matter how talented the system is, it cannot stand the test of time. After all, the task is all about the success rate.

In other words, even if you are a rare puppet cat with pure blood, if you cannot catch mice, it is still a failure.

As a result, the system has no gold medal missionaries. The npc in charge of matching looked at the system's 21-game losing streak record, and then turned around and made a pair with another poor little [-] who had lost [-] consecutive games.

The body of 21 is a 1.5-meter loli. In the 31st century, when the average human age reaches [-] years old, she is actually a little girl who has just grown up.

The employees of the Management Bureau are generally selected from orphans or families with relatively poor conditions, and each of them has undergone a long-term follow-up report and personality research, because of their tenacious beliefs far beyond ordinary people and their dedication to buying a house , and the selected employees will be assigned to suitable positions according to the personality analysis report, so most of the members of the senior group are gentle, lovely, kind and sweet little girls, but 21 is exceptionally different.

She has a good impression of all good things, timid but firm, loves all good qualities similar to kindness and firmness, looks forward to loving and being loved, and is keen on dedication, the most important thing is that she is a very cute loli, in short The system likes her very much.

The system touched the thumping little chest: Fuck, I'm in love.

As a result, 10 minutes later, the system saw the mission target Iron Man. After pulling the progress bar of the plot, the system cried out, and accepted the fact that he was actually a shameless face control - because he fell in love again .

But look at Tony's big caramel eyes!That perfect little buttocks!Cute inner height increase!Is there anyone in this world who doesn't like Iron Man? !No! !

When 21 was brought to Stark Tower by Tony, the system had completely forgotten about The Little Mermaid, and he swore firmly: "Nini, you will be my true love from now on!"

Then he saw the blond-haired, blue-eyed, big-breasted, long-legged Captain America with an old-fashioned demeanor and an upright and shy face. He systematically checked the progress bar of Captain America's plot movie and found that Captain America during World War II had nothing but uniforms. , actually wearing a suit of tailored military uniform, with a small waist and a thin waist.

Abstinence, uniform control.

The system thought deeply: ......... emmmmm, which country's laws allow polygamy?

It's a pity that the Arab countries that can marry five wives can't save the ultimate facial control system. He has too many walls, starting from the true love Tony Bruce and Clark, and going through the blond big boys like Saul, Steve, and Natasha. Chest, after the eccp between Eric and Charles, I still tried the edge of the double leopard.

Every day I struggle with the time allocation system after marriage. While generously allocating a day to cutie 21, I sweetly think: "This is probably a sweet burden."

21 shiveringly rejected the time allocation for this day, and said euphemistically: "I prefer those with connotations... Do you have a car? Do you have a house? Do you have a black card? And you still have so many walls, daddy said You can't have a man who is too carefree."

Soul three times, the attacking system sobbed aggrievedly for several minutes, and vowed not to look for the wall again, never to talk to 21 again.

As a result, within three days, the system continued to smoke 21 while shouting Zhenxiang, and there was another person on his sweet burden list - Jarvis Stark.

This Jarvis, who was originally considered by the system to be the most powerful competitor for the sole AI butler of the Stark family, has an entity.

...still a very nice looking entity! !Silver hair and golden eyes!1.9 meters tall!Thin waist and long legs, don't want to be handsome!Every day when I saw it, I blushed and my heart beat, and I was embarrassed to confront him like that!Even the eyelashes are the system's favorite type!

But the most important thing is that this is Jarvis, even if it uses the body of a witch, it can still praise its cute Jarvis without changing face!

In particular, he also helped the system get the entity, although the fact that the entity is in human form is not so satisfactory, and the silly and sweet system occasionally has a magical pen to record the driving hints of Jani Shield, so it is often used by Jarvis Holding the collar and holding it in your arms to despise the height, but it's really cool to have a body! !You can be hugged and held high by all the walls and male gods!You can act cute to 21 comrades!You can also eat Alfred's Wayne's special cookies!

In fact, at the very beginning, facing the rare entity, the system was a little worried: "I don't have a name, should I call it 4869?"

A cold palm was on the system's soft short silver-white hair. It can be seen that the owner of this hand has almost never done this kind of action similar to pampering and surpassing, so there is still a little jerky of not being able to grasp the strength and proportion. and nervous.

It heard Jarvis say softly: "White Jarvis, how are you?"

The system looked at his handsome face with a gentle expression, and his eyes lit up little by little.

It touched its hot cheeks, then its throbbing chest, and smiled silly at Jarvis.

After the integration of the British and American worlds was over, the system finally searched through all the love books, and with a groan of confirmation, he completely forgot the flag he had set up. He ran to the living room with short legs and shouted to 21: "Comrade 21, I'm in love again!"

21 was nestling in Tony's arms in the shape of a rabbit ball. She ate two blueberry cookies. She was being coaxed by her old father to feed her milk. When she heard this, she subconsciously asked, "Who is it?"

The system didn't notice that there were other people in the living room, and said happily, "Jarvis!"

"puff----"

21 A sip of warm milk sprayed all over Tony's expensive black trousers.

The little girl looked at him in disbelief: "My pro-system... how old is your entity now! Puppy love is not allowed!"

The system let out a cry, and tilted its head in a daze, its beautiful golden eyes were confused: "What? Puppy love? Does unrequited love count as puppy love? Then I had a puppy love with Nini a year ago! And ... Comrade 21, I thought you knew I was a little older than you??"

Tony considered the simple and straightforward brain circuit of the system, and looked at the AI ​​butler with a complicated expression: "Jarvis?!"

Jarvis raised his eyebrows knowingly, handed Tony a white towel in a timely manner, and said softly, "Your towel, sir."

And Vision also handed over a similar message.

The two humanoid AIs looked at each other, and sparks flew everywhere.

Tony: "..."

Say it again, I hate Shura field!

No, that's not the point... Forget it, although I don't know where the misunderstanding is, but Jarvis is an AI created by me after all, it is impossible to go to have gay sex with the mentally retarded, so I should change my pants first.

21 looked at the gentle AI butler in fear, not sure if he had heard the words of the system, so he could only ask him with some hesitation: "You...how is your relationship with the system, Jarvis?"

Jarvis smiled calmly: "If you are talking about White, then we have a very deep relationship, please don't worry, Miss Nicole, if you are really worried about White...then please remember that I am very grateful to you and White for me and sir Everything that has been done, and always remembered."

twenty one:"…………"

This is an alternative, please rest assured that I will never hit his promise?

The system has also seen Jarvis, and it doesn't feel that there is anything wrong with expressing love so straightforwardly in front of unrequited love. In fact, his emotional area is indeed very developed, far surpassing that of ordinary AI, but his personality is extraordinarily simple, not quite Adapting to the complex interpersonal relationship and love view of human society, he is happy when he sees the person he likes, and angry when he sees the villain. Like 21, he still retains a part of the innocent character of a child, and he is much more unscrupulous.

The silly white sweet system jumped to Jarvis's legs very happily, the little stars in his eyes twinkled, and said very affectionately and trustingly: "Jarvis! I have approved the biological entity I applied for with the Management Bureau! Ouhuang walked me through the back door and approved two! I want an adult body, and customize your face! I want to use your face too! It’s super beautiful!"

Jarvis picked him up and said calmly, "I really want to see what White's body will look like when he grows up."

The system's current five-short stature, although it has the same silver hair and golden eyes as Jarvis, is completely opposite in terms of temperament and facial features. Jarvis, who is abstinence elite, looks cold and proud with silver hair and golden eyes, but the system... Silly, sweet and cute, it is basically the same as a human alpaca cub.

The little mentally handicapped person immediately changed his mind: "Then I'll use a simulator to simulate physiological changes! Then change the height back, it seems that you can't hold me at 1.9 meters?"

Jarvis said softly: "A numerical fluctuation of around 1.7m[-] is pretty good."

The system quickly sent a message: "Okay! That's it!"

21 watched the two AIs interact with each other blankly: "..."

I was worrying too much.

The author has something to say: The starting point of ai's relationship was in the light group period, and they are all adults!It's just that the system temporarily uses the juvenile body, and it will be replaced soon!

↑The explanation of the strong desire to survive

ps: It only represents the side story, don't bring it into the main text, the text is friendly.

Tomorrow, the last chapter of this article is also the last episode, it will end soon, and I will push my new derivative romance article [Comprehensive British and American] My soldiers are talking

It's an outgrowth of an idea I had in the past.

The heroine is a pure iron fan, and there is a row of Iron Man soldiers in the house.

Until one day, one of them spoke.

The heroine is ecstatic!I thought I could have a pure spiritual relationship with the male god, but in the end...

Little Iron Man: Go, buy me a Captain America

Hostess:? ? ?

Highlight:

1. Warn the soft loli-shaped heroine

2. The full text is silly, white and sweet. The first half is mainly about raising Chaoying’s daily life, and the second half is mainly about Chaoying’s daily raising

3. The heroine is single for thousands of years, with a super-ying family relationship, cp may have a younger sister, may be a girl, or may be flirting

4. There will be Thanos. If you don’t finish Biological Five-Three and memorize the socialist core values, you will not be allowed to leave. The heroine and Thanos will take the postgraduate entrance examination together

5. Doujin is born for love, and does not abuse any superheroes. Every kind and firm character deserves respect

6. The character belongs to the original work, and the ooc belongs to me

Original brain hole:

The heroine is a pure iron fan, and there is a row of Iron Man soldiers in the house.

Until one day, one of them spoke.

The heroine is ecstatic!I thought I could have a pure spiritual relationship with the male god, but in the end...

Little Iron Man: Go, buy me a Captain America

Hostess:? ? ?

But the heroine is a diehard fan!So I bought Captain America.

As a result, Captain America's soldiers also survived, and he said: I want it

Little Iron Man waved his claws: Buy!

Hostess:? ? ?

It has been said that the heroine is a diehard fan!purchase!

So Ba Ji bought it back, and as expected, he also survived.

Baji: Miss Natasha

Captain America looked kindly, then looked at Iron Man.

How could Iron Man refuse him, he stomped his feet: buy!

Hostess:? ? ?

In this way, all the members of the Fulian were assembled.

We all live together on the heroine's bookshelf, and even make a Ji/Ji or something.

The hostess saw that the whole family was having a good time, okay, let's watch a live-action movie, it's a good deal after thinking about it!

As a result, Little Steel sighed again.

The hostess is so distressed that she doesn't want it: what else?

Little Iron Man said deeply: I miss my father

Mistress:  …

I can't buy this.

Little Iron Man said: and my mother

Mistress:  …

Neither does this.

Little Iron Man: And my building...

Mistress:  …

How lonely it is for Xiaogang to look invincible: when he is bored, he still thinks about those villains... Alas!Itchy hands.

Mistress:  …

Hey!Goodbye to you!

but!It has been said that the heroine is a die-hard fan of Iron Man. Although the Starks can't afford it, and the Avengers Building can't afford it, a Thanos heroine can still afford it.

Thanos bought it back, it was a bit ugly, the heroine put it in the corner, and a bunch of superheroes were gearing up to bully Thanos.

In the end, Thanos turned out to be an ordinary soldier!not live!Didn't speak either!

As a die-hard fan and a super fan, the heroine was very happy. She said that DC's new Superman and Batman can finally get her hands on it. Don't worry about another life coming back to life. Little Iron Man was jealous and threatened her to smash the cup.

As a result, on the day the soldiers arrived, Thanos was alive, and when the goods came out of the express delivery, they saw that something was wrong and immediately pretended to be dead.After waiting for several days, finally, when Dun Tiehuiji ran to the refrigerator for a date, he saw that there were not half of the people in the Avengers, and suddenly became angry, and he was ready to attack Wanda.

Little Wanda: Help!

Just as the hostess walked to the door, there was a click of the courier box, and the hostess also clicked in her heart, and then Little Superman and Little Batman flew out

Hostess: Pills

Sure enough, after Thanos was beaten up, the little Batman came to talk to the heroine.

Hostess: I can't buy my father, and neither can my mother

Little Batman: ...

Hostess: Even the Daily Planet can’t afford it

Little Batman: ...

Hostess: What do you want?

Batman Baby: Return Superman

Mistress:  …

Do you know who is in front of you? !Is a diehard Superman fan!You actually asked a diehard fan to return the idol? !

The hostess rolled her eyes, turned around and went to Taobao to buy a bunch of Superman merchandise and came back.

Since then, Little Batman has been sleeping in a small handkerchief with a Superman pattern, opening his eyes in a photo of Superman and closing his eyes as a super-batman, not to mention there are a bunch of gay/hee guys around him, so he quickly bends away.

Wannian single dog heroine: beautiful