Machine Zero is also human!

We were playing around in the street, and it was almost noon when we arrived at Huaniaoyuan's house.Because I just got a pet, I wandered around the street with Yinshi in my arms, because I was so happy, I didn't remember the purpose of our coming out until my stomach was growling with hunger.

The small house of the Huaniaoyuan family is located in a very quiet place, even on market days, few people come here.Jingle knocked on the door, and the few of us watched the door slowly open in front of us nervously and expectantly—after all, it was the first time we visited a classmate’s house unexpectedly, and we all froze together.

Jingle: "Daigoro?!"

Me: "Flower and Bird Garden!"

Gintoki: "Changtaro!"

Takasugi & Gui: "...!"

I hung a black thread and tapped Yinshi's head, trying to tell him to shut up quickly if he forgot his name. Yinshi comprehended his expression with us, and put on a super surprised look.

Closer to home.I don’t know what other people think, but I’m very surprised now. The one who opened the door for us was Hanaiaoen Daigoro, who had invited a week-long vacation. He was standing at the door with a ruddy complexion at the moment, and he didn’t look like he was sick at all.It's just that this guy doesn't look very energetic, his eyes are still red, and there are a few tears hanging from the corners of his eyes.

I instantly grasped the spirit - it must be this guy's excuse to ask for leave, and his parents saw through it and got smoked.Then did we come at the wrong time, maybe he just suddenly got lazy and wanted to ask for leave to stay at home, maybe he told his parents that "Panasonic Private School suddenly closed for a week", didn't we expose his lies by messing up like this?

In just a few seconds, I have changed from the sudden realization of "a good student like Huaniaoyuan will sometimes be lazy" to the embarrassment of "what should I do? We seem to have done something bad".But not everyone is as sensible as me, Jingle's bastard didn't notice anything strange at all, he jumped up and hung on Huaniaoyuan's neck in a few steps, his movements were so fast that I didn't even have time to stop him.

"Dagoro! What's wrong with you, Daigoro! Didn't you say that you can't go to school when you're sick?! It made me worry to death!"

I plug in, this can be called...

"Baihe... Hey, why are you here?" Huaniaoyuan tore Jingle off her body forcefully, and looked at us in surprise—I think Huaniaoyuan is just too good-tempered, and Jingle has never been able to pounce on others. He would be kicked on the ground halfway, but Huaniaoyuan kindly let him hang on his neck every time.

"I heard that you are sick, so we came to see you." I hesitated and looked up and down Huaniaoyuan: "I originally predicted that I would see you dying, but it seems that I was thinking too much."

The corner of Huaniaoyuan's mouth twitched: "...Feng, you really think too much."

"Dagoro, who is outside? Cough cough..."

I wanted to say something, but was interrupted by a cough, I looked into the room suspiciously, Huaniaoyuan showed a panic look on his face, and he didn't care about dealing with me anymore, and quickly ran into the room, Leaving the few of us staring at each other on the ground.Flower and Bird Court didn't let us in. Although I don't care much about it, I also know that we can't enter other people's homes casually.Of course, it is impossible to go back to the private school just like this. Li Mingyue is coming soon. If we come to a classmate's house and go back without even eating the sweet dumplings, isn't that a loss of capital?

I think that's probably why Sakata Gintoki proposed to come and visit Flower and Bird Garden together in the first place.Tsk tsk, the little guy is not good at dealing with people, but he is not at all vague when it comes to cheating food and drinking.

"What should I do now..." Although Gui Ping seemed like an idiot, he was born in a family of warriors and understood the basic etiquette. He would never break into someone's house without the invitation of his master.In other words, Gui Zhengzhi's rigid character makes him observe etiquette more than any of us.

Looking at Gui's serious and delicate face, I suddenly felt a stomachache - this guy's face is too deceitful.Having seen his parents, who are lovable in character but stunning in appearance, they know that it is no accident that this guy can have a beautiful skin and a tough head at the same time—in a sense, this is also true. Can fully explain, God is fair, given him a beautiful appearance, he must be given a head of straw.

Jingle, on the other hand, walked in through the wide open door of Huaniaoyuan's house, and waved to us, "Why are you still there, come in quickly. It was Aunt Huizi's voice just now, listen It doesn’t look the same as usual.”

I rolled my eyes to the sky and walked in behind Jingle—of course it was different, the voice was obviously very sick, it is really appropriate to disturb others at this time.Even though I think so, I still have no plans to leave, I haven't eaten Tsukimi dumplings yet, right?In this way, it seems that Huaniaoyuan is not completely lying. When he said that he is sick, it is very likely that he is not sick, but his mother is sick?That's right, with Jingle's idiot appearance, there is indeed a possibility of mistranslation.

Takasugi and the others saw the two of us entering the house, and they also followed.

The courtyard of Huaniaoyuan's house looks quite spacious, to be exact, it is much larger than the Matsushita private school, and the dry landscape with fine sand and white stones in the middle of the courtyard is very beautiful.I once saw this kind of arrangement in Meihezi’s family. Their family also diverted running water from the river outside the village, and flowed it into the pond along the split bamboo tube. The bamboo tube for diverting water regularly hit the white stone, which is very artistic.

I know that kind of thing can only be laid by rich people. It seems that Huaniaoyuan's family is also quite rich.

But how to put it this way, this courtyard gives me a strange feeling. It is said that there must be money here, but it always feels messy. There is a tall elm tree at the foot of the east wall, with a pile of leaves under the tree, and there are brooms around it. past traces.The marks were messy, and the man with the broom was clearly unskilled at the job.This season is definitely not the time for the leaves to fall, not to mention the fresh green leaves, which should be pulled down manually.

I walked under the elm tree and looked up. The leaves were shaded, and the shape of the crown was also very beautiful. I could see how caring the owner of the tree was.The fly in the ointment is that the branch facing the outside of the courtyard seems to have been torn off, making the whole canopy look like it has been abused, and there are a few yellow mud footprints on the snow-white wall...

"Feng! Come into the house... Uh, what are you doing?"

I originally wanted to climb up the yellow mud mark to see what was outside, but I was stopped by Huaniaoyuan who came out of the house. When he saw my limbs clinging to the tree trunk, he twitched the corners of his mouth, and then forcibly raised his eyebrows. An arc: "My mother knew that you came to see me and prepared desserts. They are all eating. Come here quickly, or they will be eaten up."

I laughed a few times and walked quickly, and inadvertently glanced at the white porcelain orchid water tank at the end of the corridor, and saw a breach on the side of the tank with sharp eyes: "Hey, there are still fish in it." I probed into the water tank to see a few small lotus plants inside, and there were some red shadows swimming among them, which looked like small koi.

"Pfft, Feng, we can't eat the fish we raise at home." Huaniaoyuan urged me to enter the house while saying this.

I followed him around the corridor to the entrance, and I was even more puzzled as I walked all the way - the furnishings here are very delicate, and it can be seen that the owner is a person who pays attention to details, but how can such a person who pays attention to details allow him to put There is a gap in the water tank in the corridor, and there are yellow mud footprints on the courtyard wall at home?This is strange.

Then whoever said that there must be monsters when things go wrong, and the Huaniaoyuan family has a problem. Could it be that their family is all monsters? !

I glanced at Huaniaoyuan with a gentle expression beside me, and thought of his experience of hanging out with us on weekdays, I couldn't help shivering - probably not.

The mother of Huaniaoyuan is a gentle woman. She is not the kind of woman who impresses people at first sight, but her temperament is very gentle and makes people feel very comfortable, so she can easily attract the attention of others.I noticed her the first time I entered the room, and the second I saw Sakata Gintoki who was sitting beside the table eating and drinking.

I greeted her politely, and when I turned to Sakata Yinshi, I immediately became expressionless—this monster is really reckless, didn't he find that there was a problem here, and dared to eat anything given by a strange woman!What if there is some sweat medicine? !

Seeing that I didn't touch the pudding on the table, Huaniaoyuan suddenly realized as soon as he beat his hands: "I forgot, Feng doesn't like sweets."

The mother of Huaniaoyuan let out a "hey", then smiled and said, "I thought that children like desserts, but I was negligent. Does Fengjiang have any special preferences?"

"Uh, no, Aunt Keiko, I like desserts very much." I don't like desserts, but that's compared to meat. I'm not a picky eater, but I don't want to eat here until I figure out something. The things you buy are better—even if this is Huaniaoyuan's house: "Our sudden visit today would have caused you trouble."

I'm very good at being polite to adults, they like polite and sensible children, and I can still fake it.

Takasugi and the others are also used to me pretending to be in front of the teacher, so they are not surprised.Keiko Huaniaoyuan looked really happy, and added tea to the cup in front of me to ensure its temperature: "Where is it, Daigoro seldom gets in touch with children of the same age, only Baihe can play with him My friends, I am too happy that you can take him to play. It is our Daigoro who troubled you to take care of him."

"Oh, Feng, don't say something you don't understand. You can try the pudding made by Aunt Huizi, I love it so much." Bai He muttered like this while stuffing a spoon into his mouth, and the pudding in his mouth sprayed me face.

I rolled my eyes hard in my heart and ignored him, and had a few polite words with Keiko Hanaiaoen, but I didn't find anything wrong. At the same time, Sakata Gintoki who was sitting next to him also managed to swallow a few more puddings.The corner of my mouth twitched fiercely—it’s really fucking edible, and I’m not responsible for dragging him back when he’s really put down later.

A few people (not including me) were eating happily, when suddenly there was a messy noise in the yard, mixed with the sound of knocking on the door, Daigoro's face changed, he immediately got up and copied something behind the door before going out.The few of them who were eating also stopped.

"Open the door, open the door! People inside, come out and open the door quickly!"

The author has something to say: I recently fell in love with this character, and I always feel that he is a badass, and I want to be crushed under me.