Machine Zero is also human!

"sick?"

I swallowed the corn kernels in my mouth forcefully, raised my sleeve to wipe off the sticky stuff around my mouth, and asked Jingle, who had a serious expression in front of me, with my eyes.Frightened by his distressed expression in panic, I almost swallowed the fishbone—there are so many fishbone in the river, if I eat it carelessly, I will get stuck to death.

On the first day of school, we held an assembly as usual. In the past few months, the Qingjun side has absorbed almost all the students from the Matsushita Private School, but the regular meeting is still held by only a few of us veterans who founded the Qingjun side team... Oh, I was wrong Yes, there is one person missing today. It seems that something happened to Huaniaoyuan's family. He didn't come to school.

I threw away the corn cob in my hand, and looked at Jingle with a frown—Jingle and Huaniaoyuan are neighbors, and he knows best what happened to Huaniaoyuan.In my impression, Daigoro Huaniaoyuan...Although he has a bad name, he has never stopped going to school because of a little illness or pain. Generally speaking, he is a good student in the traditional sense.

Moreover, Huaniaoyuan is very concerned about Qing Jun's affairs - especially after changing his name - now he doesn't even come to regular meetings, his illness is really not simple.

"Yes... woo woo woo woo, Daigoro said he would have to recuperate for at least a week... blah blah..." Jingle had already begun to cry, and he sniffed hard, and suddenly rushed towards me: "Wow—— —! Feng! I won’t see Daigoro for a week ah wow I don’t want——!!!”

With the freshly torn grilled fish in my mouth, I was trying to separate the fishbone from the fish meat with my tongue, but Jingle slapped me and almost swallowed all the fishbone.I quickly picked up a bottle of vinegar next to it, and drank a few mouthfuls before swallowing what was in my mouth.Outdoor barbecue - especially when grilling fish, vinegar is a must, otherwise there is a danger of being stuck by fishbone.

This guy Jing Le doesn't know what's going on, I usually see him as a man, but now he actually cried, he buried his face in my chest, snot and tears streaming down my chest.You must know that no matter how old women are, no matter whether they have breasts or not, they are very concerned about their ○○. The slap flew out.

I frowned and looked at Jing Le who was lying on the ground crying and howling after being beaten far away, spat on the ground, and quickly rushed over and stepped on his shoulder: "Bah! You old man hugged me and cried What are you doing?!"

I looked down at Jingle expressionlessly, and he was finally so frightened that he stopped screaming, I moved my feet and squatted on the ground with a heavy sigh: "I usually see you always stick to the flower and bird garden, and you are always in a hurry Body-like... Didn't I say you Baihe, you can't be a man, you are not the daughter-in-law of the Huaniaoyuan family, and the two of you live so close, at least you can see after school?! We also Didn't say anything, you fucking jerk?!"

Jingle twitched aggrievedly and got up from the ground, the little freckles on his face trembled with his sobbing, it looked funny, and I was immediately amused.Jingle glanced at me resentfully and angrily, but lowered her head and muttered: "Who said, since Daigoro got sick, my mother never let me go to him again. I haven't seen Daigoro for two days... plus today's three God!"

I rubbed my chin and thought, "You won't be allowed to see him? That's strange. Doesn't it mean that the two of you have a good relationship? Could it be that Huaniaoyuan has some contagious disease!?" For example, the plague...that's terrible, I heard from my grandmother that people who have the plague don't need to wait for death, and they will die miserably in the end.I frowned, feeling sad, and looked at Jing Le with a serious expression: "Bai He, you... you have to hold on."

Jingle looked at me inexplicably, with tears still hanging from the corners of his eyes, Gao Shan, who was sitting by the campfire, suddenly snorted coldly: "I don't know what's going on with that guy, why are you acting like he's already dead?" .”

"If you get the plague, you will almost have to wait to die! How can you, a young master from a rich family, understand the sorrow of our poor people?" I interrupted him with a wave of my hand, sat down again and picked up the snacks in the food box and stuffed them into my mouth—— I finally snatched this from that greedy cat of Sakata Gintoki.What I thought was right at first, Takasugi Shinsuke's family is very rich, I heard from Gui that it's a big family... No wonder you always look like a good-for-nothing dude, you can't even brush wooden barrels, the most prolific family in the big family loser.

Gao Shan's eyebrows twitched fiercely, and he stared at me with an expression of wanting to explode but holding back: "Who said that Huaniaoyuan got plague, what the hell are you thinking about?!"

"Bai He said he has an incurable disease!"

"That...Feng, I didn't say..."

"I prove that he really didn't say it."

"Shut up, wig!"

"Not a wig is Gui!"

"Uruse—!" Sakata Gintoki, who was lying next to him, suddenly yelled, as if we were arguing unbearably, the quarrel was interrupted by him, and we suddenly fell silent for a moment, Attention was also drawn to the guy.

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp... What are you arguing about? I said, since I'm not sure if that guy is okay, why not just go to his house and have a look?" Sakata Gintoki raised a hand to scratch the top of his messy hair, drooping With a sleepy expression on his eyelids: "The brat knows how to be noisy, so just do what you want to do."

Inexplicably, I think this sentence is very handsome.

"But if he ran out without authorization and was found out by Mr. Songyang, he would be angry again." Gao Shan reacted first, and hesitantly rejected Sakata Gintoki's proposal-I think he probably still had some concerns about being punished by Mr. Songyang for confinement before. Heavy psychological shadow.

"Uncle is harvesting, it won't appear at this time—" Sakata Gintoki retorted Gao Sugi with a long voice, made a subconscious movement of holding the knife, and then put it on his belt, hooking Jingle's The neck went away first, and his voice was vague: "Besides, Keiichiro is our classmate. Didn't uncle teach us to care about classmates?"

"It's not Keiichiro, it's Daigoro..."

"I think you'd better remember your classmate's name first, Yinshi." Gui didn't object to Yinshi's proposal, and neatly packed up the tableware on the ground and hid them in the cave where we put things, followed by Sakata Yinshi. time back.

I stood there scratching my head, and looked at Gao Shan who was still struggling. Seeing that the other party looked at him with a similar expression, I shrugged helplessly: "The minority obeys the majority, the rules we set at the beginning." I picked up The few leftover rice balls on the ground were stuffed into the food box, and I ran a few steps to catch up with the guys in front—there seemed to be something wrong with the scene just now, obviously I am the leader, right? !The bastards Wig and Jingle actually ran away with Gintoki.

Under the leadership of Jing Le, we arrived at our destination very quickly. Originally, their village was not very far from the Matsushita private school, and we were used to going wild in the mountains, so it was no problem to rush.The village where Jingle and Huaniaoyuan live is closer to the town, and it looks much more lively than our village, but according to Jingle, it was because we happened to catch up with the market that the streets were so bustling.

But no matter what the reason, such a lively scene is a favorite in our opinion.So the few of us almost forgot the purpose of coming here, looked here and there, and had a great time.

"Yinshi, why are you drooling looking at that white thing." I pointed at the corner of Sakata Yinshi's mouth with disgust and frowned, "You're acting like an idiot now."

"It looks delicious..." Sakata Gintoki seemed to be dazed, with sparkles flowing in his blood-red eyes, which was no different from the expression he had when he first met him.I froze for a moment, and followed his line of sight again, a certain little devil was led by a woman with a bun, and he took a big bite of the white and soft thing in his hand with a blissful expression on his face. Then he narrowed his eyes in enjoyment.

I frowned and sniffed vigorously, and there was a sweet and greasy smell in the air, which was richer than the candied rice balls made by my grandma.

I understood and was surprised—Sakata Gintoki's sense of smelling sugar is even more sensitive than me, a person with oversensitive five senses, which is incredible.I couldn't help but have doubts in my heart. After Sakata Gintoki emphasized that he is not a raccoon monster, I completely dispelled my doubts and only regarded him as an ordinary human being, but now it seems that I always feel that He's lying - only fairies have such a keen sense of smell.

Humph, okay, you actually lied to me.

"That thing costs money, do you have any money?" I tugged at the corner of his clothes and said in a low voice.

Sakata Gintoki obviously didn't think too much. He was stunned for a moment when he heard my words, and then he swallowed hard, scratched his head and mumbled, turning around to leave: "I didn't say I wanted to eat."

"Hey——" I immediately grabbed his clothes and pulled him back: "I have a way for you to eat, but you have to promise me one condition."

"Master Feng—"

This Lord Feng's cry made me feel very comfortable, and it strengthened my belief in bringing him to my side.I grinned at Sakata Yinshi: "Wait here."

I searched among the crowd, and saw Gao Shan standing in front of a bookstall looking at something seriously from a distance, I rushed to him in a few steps, hooked him, and pulled Gao Shan into my arms.Girls develop earlier, and Takasugi is even smaller than me, so I can easily hug him.

"Wow——! Feng?!" He was taken aback, turned his head and saw that it was me, and got angry. I'm used to it, so I didn't take it too seriously.

"I assume you still remember..." I hooked the corners of my lips, and regardless of his happy conversation with the boss at the bookstall, I pulled him over, pretending to be mysterious and lowered my voice: "Jin Zhu, do you still remember you before?" If we can’t hunt rabbits and pick mushrooms during our picnic, whoever will never leave will take you to play.”

"...What do you want to say." Takasugi was very concerned about the fact that he was not useful during the picnic, and I would blow up whenever I mentioned him.But now I have to mention, who made him the young master of a rich family - he is rich.

"It's time for you to repay your kindness. Do you have any money on you? Give me some money." I patted his shoulder, and stretched out my palm towards him with a happy face: "I'll borrow it from you."

Gao Shan stared at me, and I stared back confidently, until his fair and tender face turned pink.I raised my eyebrows, walked to the bookstall and squatted down, picking and choosing from a pile of books with yellowed paper seals - I can't push too hard, in case he smashes the pot and smashes me to death: "Take your time to think about it." ,I am not in a hurry."

After I had picked out all the books in the bookstall, Gao Shan finally took out a few copper coins from his wallet and stuffed them into my hands with a muttering, and chased me impatiently: "Here you are, remember you are borrowing My, I am not being blackmailed by you!"

"Hey, of course I will remember." I smiled and rubbed the purple hair on his head, put down the coins in my hand, took a small book from the bookstall, and turned to the boss who was watching the excitement over there and said: "This book also belongs to our young master."

Ignoring Takasugi's livid face behind me, I staggered towards the stall selling that thing - no wonder the bully in the drama book likes to bully the weak, the feeling of taking advantage of others is simply wonderful.

I just learned that this soft and sweet thing is called cotton candy. It's so strange, a boy... oh no, a male monster, likes such soft food.I walked back holding the marshmallow, and when I saw Sakata Gin rushing towards me with a face full of joy and evil, I raised the marshmallow in my hand and hummed twice triumphantly at him.

"I said before that you should promise me a condition, remember."

"Of course I remember, Ah Yin, I am a good boy who keeps my promise! Hurry up and give it to me."

Sakata Gintoki usually pretends to be an old man, but in fact he is still a child at heart. When I saw him take the bait, I nodded with satisfaction: "After eating this cotton candy, you will be my pet from now on...ah no, you will be my pet." You are old, you have to listen to Lao Tzu in everything you say in the future, understand."

I'm still upset about Gui and Jingle ignoring me and running away with Sakata Gintoki, but if he becomes my pet and he wants to be the boss, it's not a problem for me to help him. Anyway, this guy has to listen to me of.

Sakata Gintoki hesitated for a while: "Then you will provide me with a steady stream of sugar?"

"I will handle it."

Sakata Gintoki was held in my arms and licked the marshmallow happily, my fingers ran through his soft and fluffy hair - the little guy should have been accepted as a pet by me long ago, no It's no use putting up with it for so long, this pet feels so good to the touch.

"Honey, remember to call me master from now on."

"Don't do it, my intuition tells Ah Yin not to let others know about this!"

Tsk tsk, how arrogant.

"Okay then, in private you call me Master"

The author has something to say: So Yinshi was crowned with Feng's surname [was beaten to death], guess what happened to Huaniaoyuan's family, this is more important [hello]

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