[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

Ghost Lantern sent a notice to Bai Ze according to the usual practice when holding the Hell I don’t know how many sports games. The general content is to ensure the safety of the prison guards and hope that he can come to the scene to supervise and save the prison guards when they are about to die (although they will not die at all) a handful.

Bai Ze has always felt that he doesn't need his help at all. After all, the jailers will recover immediately after maintaining the pain. However, the ghost lamp may be based on the principle of protecting women and let Bai Ze take care of it.

"Why did I go to gain the girl's popularity for that evil ghost?" Bai Ze babbled to the rabbit when he was packing his things, "When I rubbed the medicine with the girls before, they all said, 'Master Ghost Lamp! So gentle' or something! I am the one who gave for nothing! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻”

Rabbit quietly watched Bai Ze squatting on the ground to pack the medical bag, and looked at him with a [˙△˙] expression.

"Okay, I know you want to say 'Master Ghost Lantern is really a good person'?" Bai Ze muttered, probably adding a magazine to the medical bag to pass the boring time.

Rabbit: (·ω·)

"...Tsk, it's so popular to be so popular." Bai Ze picked up the medical bag, and helped several accompanying rabbits carry the medical bag, completely oblivious to what he just stuffed into it.

So when he was bored, he took it out to take a look, and found that there were a few large characters written on the cover - "Mood of First Love".

White Pond:"……"

He is a majestic beast, he can pass a leaf among thousands of flowers without touching his body, and the sisters he has passed can be discharged from Abi Hell to the Styx in Egypt-he actually carries a book on his back!love!Heart!Affection!

While the ghost lamp was there directing the running guards, he quickly stuffed the book back into the medical bag.Then he looked left and right like a thief—very well, the girls and boys around him didn't notice him.

To be honest, after Bai Ze felt that something was wrong with him, he bought a bunch of inexplicable books and was witnessed by a cheap god. He calmed down a lot. After returning home, he opened those books and found that he was facing the ghost lamp. "Little deer crashing" (so angry that his nosebleeds are almost rushing) the heartbeat feeling of "starting to pay attention to each other's every move" and the most important thing is that he doesn't want to be alone with that guy at all!

The reason why I care so much about his girlfriend must be because of men's jealousy - this is actually the bad root of all men, there is no way...

After Bai Ze comforted himself in this way, he felt a lot more at ease. Although he still felt that something was wrong, this divine beast decided to leave everything to the great time—he would probably have forgotten about it in a few hundred years at most.

"Master Bai Ze, please help me see my wound here~"

While Bai Ze was silently comforting himself, a thin figure silently stood in front of Bai Ze.Bai Ze upholds the absolute principle of "treat all women with tenderness" and raises his head with a smile——

In the end, I saw Duoyi woman unbuttoning her rag-like clothes, and twisting them alluringly, the ribs and the withered yellow skin with only one layer of skin can be seen on her bony body: "White Master Ze, I seem to be sick~"

White Pond:"……"

His face was immediately covered with black lines, and his stomach began to hurt—but Bai Ze, as worthy of being Bai Ze, actually smiled after suffering such a mental attack, then turned his head and told the rabbit: "Apprentice!" Students—it's your turn to put what you've learned into practice."

Rabbit: (-□-)

Duoyipo poses like a cover girl in Bai Ze's subtle eyes: "Master Bai Ze, I heard that Taoyuan Township is very suitable for location shooting - I plan to release a photobook recently, Bai Ze Master Ze remember to take me around, Gaotianyuan Commercial Street is said to be good~"

"Okay, easy to say... easy to say." Bai Ze tried his best to keep a smile on his face, but Duoyi woman came over and touched his face: "Master Bai Ze's skin is good, what kind of skin care do you use?" Taste?"

"Uh...it's nothing..." Bai Ze retreated with a disheveled face, but he couldn't leave because this was his garrison, "Well...ma'am, I'm a medical team here, please don't disturb my normal work -"

"I think you're enjoying it?"

When Ghost Lantern brought Ah Xiang over, he said in a flattering way: "Duoyipo is a famous beauty in hell, you are really lucky, Baitun."

"I'm not interested in a man/wife!" Bai Ze roared as he struggled in Duoyi Po's arms!

Ghost Lantern also took out the red cell phone he had just won and took a picture of Bai Ze: "Come on ~ have a laugh~"

"Laughing at your sister—ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Bai Ze sprang out a bunch of Chinese in a huge panic, and finally retreated from the offensive of Duoyipo—the reason was that Duoyipo saw his husband Xuan Yiweng and went to find him.Bai Ze sat down on his seat with only one breath left, Ah Xiang smiled a little embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, Mr. Bai Ze, it's just that I accidentally sprained my foot just now when I was supporting the cheerleading team." ——It wasn’t a big problem at first, but Lord Ghost Lantern insisted that I come over and take a look.”

"Of course it's a big deal—I'm more concerned about Axiang's health than anyone else!" Bai Ze immediately squatted down to check Axiang's feet, and at the same time Ghost Lantern also said: "The girl's health is healthy." Very important."

Tsk...that's disgusting.

The eyes of the two met, Bai Ze showed a very unhappy expression, while Ghost Lantern commented directly: "What a beast."

Ah Xiang sighed helplessly: "...You two brothers, don't quarrel—"

"Who is his brother!" The two stared at each other, and then said "Cut!" with a high synchronization rate.

It really is a brother.

Ah Xiang smiled awkwardly, and then Bai Ze said: "Sister Ah Xiang, it will hurt more if you put the bone back now—how about I give you medicine first?"

"No need, just take it back directly... Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain."

"It's better to apply the medicine first and rest." Gui Deng said with a slumped face, and Bai Ze added: "This is very painful—tsk tsk last time a certain evil spirit dislocated my hand bone and put it back It just hurts like hell.”

...and at some point it's really an accidental consistency.

Ah Xiang couldn't help but wanted to laugh again, but she just pursed her lips: "Then I'll rest for a while...Master Bai Ze, thank you very much."

"No, no, I am very happy to serve cute girls," Bai Ze showed an absolutely happy expression, but he seemed to glance at the ghost lamp who had been sitting there copying his hands, "Sister Axiang is here with me." That's fine, roll as far as you can."

Tsk, I feel a little uncomfortable in my heart.

Sure enough, treating girls is different from treating others.

"This is all my territory." Ghost Lantern opened his medical bag quite familiarly and saw the "First Love Mood", his expression suddenly became subtle, "Is this Baiji yours?"

Bai Ze immediately went berserk: "Who the fuck told you to rummage through my bags!"

Ghost Lantern immediately took out his mobile phone and took another picture: "That's yours - it's a good deal to get two more black histories of yours today, even if this sports meeting is still so boring, it's worth it."

"..." Bai Ze could only feel the tip of his nose getting hot—it turned out to be nosebleed again when he touched it, "What the hell are you collecting!!"

""The sins of even-toed hoofed creatures falling into hell! Absolutely don't let go of any of them! I will definitely let you go to hell!! Barus!!""

"...you are enough of a Ghibli fanatic!!"

Ah Xiang's expression also became more subtle. She looked at Bai Ze's frantic look looking for a tissue to stop his nosebleed, and then looked at the book in Gui Deng's hand, and suddenly understood something: "Could it be...Master Bai Ze, you Are you really ready to get married?"

Bai Ze fell to the ground without blocking the nosebleed for a moment: "I didn't—"

"Is there anyone still wanting this white dolphin?" Gui Deng questioned immediately.

"I just don't want to be bound by marriage!" Bai Ze immediately got on the hook with Ghost Lantern, "Otherwise, I could have gotten married hundreds of millions of years ago!!"

However, as soon as he said the words, he felt that he had made a slip of the tongue, and immediately turned around bluntly: "Besides, you can have a girlfriend even as a ghost, why can't I get married!"

"..." Ah Xiang's expression became subtle again, and she turned to look at Ghost Lantern, "Master Ghost Lantern, do you have a girlfriend?"

Ghost Lantern replied indifferently: "No, I lied to him—who knows how he remembered this matter and has been biting it all the time."

White Pond:"……"

Bai Ze was going to say that you have been teasing me, are you really not afraid that I will throw stinky socks in your festive animal group during the Chinese New Year, but then he thought that Ghost Lantern's "bite and hold on" just hit his dead center ——He just clung to this matter like a silly X for so long and almost doubted his own sexual orientation! !

Bai Ze took a deep breath, took another deep breath, and finally allowed himself to smile and point a middle finger at the ghost lamp: "Plague God...you can roll as far as you can."

He is stupid X!I really don't understand why others care about it for so long just as a joke!

"I don't want to stay here for too long." Gui Deng took out his pocket watch to check the time and then stood up, "Ah Xiang, I still have some things to deal with, you can rest here for a while now - stay away from that beast Some."

Ah Xiang smiled: "Well...Master Ghost Lantern, please go slowly."

Bai Ze lay down on the table like a defeated rooster and pretended to be dead, but Ah Xiang took the lead in talking with Bai Ze: "Does Master Bai Ze have a girl he likes?"

"Yes, sister Axiang is the cutest girl in my mind." Bai Ze muttered and put his hand on the back of Axiang's hand.

"Master Bai Ze really eats girls' tofu all the time..." Ah Xiang sighed in a low voice, and then said, "By the way, a software is very popular recently, and it is said to be able to find out who you really like— —Does Master Bai Ze know?"

"Ok?"

So, there is such an app called "Guess Your Heart" in Bai Ze's mobile phone.

Bai Ze's use of the mobile phone is limited to making calls and sending text messages. He doesn't care much about those cool functions, so he also studied the use of buttons for a while.

After the software was opened, there was a girly pink interface, and then a cat-eared ghost jumped out, walked around the screen, and a prompt interface appeared.

【Do you want to know how you feel about him/her?Please imagine him now in your mind? 】

This is equivalent to the multiple-choice questions in the heart test and there are quite a lot of them. Bai Ze presses down step by step when he has nothing to do. He chose no to everything like that, and when he played all the way to the end, the cat-eared ghost actually smiled at him:

"Test Results--"

"Don't doubt! You definitely, yes, like him! Tsundere guy!"

White Pond:"……"

This sentence is voice, Bai Ze sat in the empty pharmacy, and was killed by this energetic girl's voice.

"If you really hate him, who would do this kind of test? You are the one who insists on saying something even though he likes the other party in his heart! You chose 'I don't want to stay with him for one more second' in the front, but I chose 'Mr. It's a bet with him that "I sometimes think he's a good person" is the biggest manifestation of your inconsistency! According to the analysis, the conclusion is--the tsundere girl, don't deceive yourself! You just like him!"

"I'm not a tsundere girl—" Bai Ze was stunned by the voice, and the two retorted stupidly, but the cat-eared ghost immediately answered: "Do you still want to deceive yourself? Do you still want to tell me?" "Actually, am I just treating him as an opponent?"? When you start this test with the name of this person in your mind, you will know the result, right? Don't run away from Tsundere!"

It was simply a mental attack like crushing.

In a panic, Bai Ze directly lifted the back cover of the phone, and then opened the refrigerator to take a sip of cold drink with lingering fear.Then he retorted in a low voice, as if belatedly aware: "It's not like this at all...how can there be such a thing..."

He closed his eyes and sorted out his thoughts, and then realized that his cheeks were flushed as if he had a fever.

"Go to sleep first—yes, go to sleep first—"

Bai Ze was muttering to himself, but at this moment the landline in the pharmacy suddenly rang, Bai Ze didn't want to answer it but it was really noisy, so he could only answer the phone in a mess of his mind: " This is Bliss Hanfang——no no no Moon Palace Hanfang Blissful Full Moon—”

"Bai Ze, our association is going to give a lecture on self-protection for ascetics recently-are you interested in attending?"

It was Qilin who spoke, and his voice was still so unhurried: "This is not a lecture promoting the care of the elderly that few people watch. Come and support the scene."

Bai Ze collected himself, then put an ice pack on his face and said, "I'm not very busy recently...but why are you giving such an inexplicable lecture all of a sudden?"

"I can't help it. I heard that a guy with extremely high Taoism recently appeared in this world, and the inner alchemy of several ascetics was poached." Qilin said these things in a leisurely manner, "Many young gods We've all been a little scared lately... Tsk tsk, young man."

White Pond:"……"

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