[Master Ghost Lamp + Noragami] On the possibility of husband and wife becoming husband and wife

Here, it should be in the era of Japanese/Japanese gods.

Having come to such a conclusion, Bai Ze covered his forehead with his hands under the scorching sun, and sighed softly.

Traveling through time and space is also a novelty for a person like him—although I have seen people who have experienced time and space travel in many strange stories, and I have also encountered the existence of time and space travel, but this Skills are the secret of the rules of this world, and no one has been able to penetrate this truth throughout the ages.

As for the paradox of time and space, the omniscient Bai Ze is also confused - logically speaking, the previous him should have existed at this time, but can two identical individuals appear in the same time and space?Also said that he has actually returned to the past now?But he still has clear memories about the future...

I don't understand.

Bai Ze thought for a while and found that this problem was really difficult for him to control, so he gave up and turned to thinking about what to do now.

According to his judgment, it should be a black hole or a space-time channel in the underworld, or whatever he cares about. In short, he passed through after passing through--then of course, if he wants to go back, he still needs to go through the black hole. .

"The Underworld is too chaotic now," the mountain god broke his fantasy, "the demons, ghosts, souls of the dead, and some gods are all there. It's probably hard to find the place you call it."

"It's hard to find, but you have to go..."

Bai Ze hugged his head and his face was full of cows. He has limited spiritual power and can't go to China across the border - the two civilizations haven't opened up to each other yet!There is no road at all! !Can't fly without spiritual power! !

"Let's do this..." The wood elf gave him a suggestion, "Just go to sleep—then when you open your eyes, it will be tens of thousands of years later (=￣ω￣=)"

Bai Ze: "...Sorry, I wake up involuntarily at 7 o'clock every morning—"

Before he finished speaking, the wood elf raised his fingers and gave a "hush", then looked not far away, "Someone is coming."

Bai Ze wanted you to be a mountain god, wouldn't he be invisible? Then he saw through his own eyes a child in black with a bun head climbing up a stone half a person's height.He looked about seven or eight years old, and his clothes were very baggy, which didn't seem suitable for his age group, but his expression was unexpectedly solemn and solemn, and he looked a little old-fashioned that didn't belong to children.

"He's a kid who came over from the next mountain to look for food," the wood elf told Bai Ze in a low voice, "It's amazing, he can tell which mushrooms are edible and which ones are not."

Seeing the child's face, Bai Ze felt that the whole person was not well: "...you wait and let me take a closer look!"

Although he lowered his voice when he said this, the child still saw him—the child lay down and hid behind the boulder almost instantly.

... Judging from the sound just now, it should be directly ahead, I hope it is only a small animal such as a rabbit... If it is a tiger, it will be troublesome.

Ding thought so, but his face still had a lack of expression.He was lurking on the ground motionless, and when he heard the voice, he said again: "...Fuck, this looks too similar!!"

Ding's pupils dilated instantly.

He was picked up.

Not only was he picked up, but the other party reached out and pinched his face and touched his forehead - although the movements were very gentle and did not seem to be aggressive, Ding still chose the safest way to deal with it.

He kept a straight face and didn't say a word.

Bai Ze looked the child up, down, left, right, back, and back, and the child actually let Bai Ze do it without saying a word the whole time... The wood elf felt that his three views were broken: "That... ...This is human! You are not the kind of guy who likes children, are you?"

Bai Ze directly took her words as air. After confirming that the one in his hand was genuinely human, he felt that his brain began to function abnormally: "...what's your name?"

Fuck it!The guy with the ghost lamp is simply carved out of the same mold!

Look at the eyes, the nose, the mouth!Such an embarrassing expression!These eyes are full of shivering breath!

No matter how you look at it, it looks like the evil spirit who just threw him into the pool of blood!Before the blood on my body was washed off, this guy changed into another shell and continued to taunt me with the same expression! !

Ding couldn't see the Wood Elf, and when Bai Ze was looking at him, he also looked at Bai Ze - from the crooked turban on his head to his dirty white coat and finally to his strange shoes, Finally, his eyes stayed on Bai Ze's earrings.

"My name is Ding," he answered Bai Ze's question, pointing to his earrings, "What is this?"

Bai Ze froze for a moment, a few incomplete clips flashed through his mind suddenly, but they flashed so fast that he couldn't catch them for a moment.

Right, how could it be such a coincidence haha...Maybe it's that guy's ancestor or something...

But it's really similar... What if this is his pen name, stage name, alias, pseudonym, milk name, scientific name, and former Internet name?What if this guy is lying to himself?

Although he comforted himself in this way, Bai Ze still couldn't help staring at the child, and he barely came back to his senses until the other party asked again: "Ah... you mean this earring? This is a Chinese knot... "

It's an amazing feeling.

Thinking of this, Bai Ze felt a strange and subtle feeling when he saw the child staring at his earrings seriously... So this guy still listens to what I say—no, is this a ghost lamp? guy! !Is it him? Is it his father? Is it his grandfather? What should I call him? Father-in-law? ! !

"You are not from around here." Ding finally came to a conclusion, but did not ask where he came from.

"How old are you? Is there anyone else in the family?"

Bai Ze didn't answer, but instead asked Ding such a question - the wood elf tugged at his sleeve: "Are you going to interfere in people's lives? This child is considered small even among people... isn't he going to the underworld? ?"

Bai Ze stroked his chin and thought for a while, then replied in a low voice: "You can go to Huangquan anytime, anyway, I have plenty of time, so I'm not in a hurry~"

...What's the matter with this girl-picking eyes!The air of "I'm very interested in him ♂♂♂" came over my face! !

"I'm alone, without parents," Ding replied, pulling out a mushroom from the rotten dead wood, and then directly pocketing the hem of his clothes to start packing the mushrooms, "The village won't accept outsiders of."

Bai Ze, whose purpose was seen through, watched his movements with a smile: "Then how did you settle down as a child?"

Ding squatted on the ground, observed the appearance of the mushrooms carefully, and replied, "They dare not go into the deep mountains, so I will help them find food."

"Isn't it scary?"

"What's the use of being afraid," Ding said, "surviving is the most important thing."

Bai Ze followed behind him, and couldn't help but want to mock him: "Are you still so concerned about being alive?"

"Although life is meaningless, everyone seems to be desperately trying to live," Ding chatted with him, "Do you really want to follow me?"

In the deep mountains, he met a strangely dressed young man, who not only followed him, but also went to the village-this reminded Ding of the legends about ghosts that the adults said.

"Are you a monster? Are you going to eat everyone in the village?"

He finally asked, but he didn't feel any fear—rather, he felt that death was the same thing. Living was already extremely difficult, and maybe death would be easier.

Bai Ze was choked by his scary yet cute conjecture. After thinking for a while, he smiled and said, "If I say I'm a monster, will you be afraid of me?"

"My lord told me that's what the monster asked in the story about the vixen." Ding said in a serious manner, which made Bai Ze want to rub his face: "What's the ending of the story?"

Ding looked away from Bai Ze's smiling face like a flower: "Of course it was eaten by a monster."

"It's nonsense," Bai Ze denied the rumors, "Human flesh is not tasty, why would monsters eat his flesh? Especially for foxes, chicken tastes the best."

Ding was obviously attracted by Bai Ze's story, so he turned his attention to Bai Ze again. The faint desire to seek knowledge and explore hidden under the calm appearance made Bai Ze finally find the right feeling!

yes!Young master, I feel like this when I pick up girls! !The curious and envious eyes of those girls are like this! !

Have I finally found the correct ♂ correct ♂ posture ♂ for making a ghost lamp?Am I finally able to regain my face in front of him?Am I finally able to put my waist down and laugh out loud in front of him?

"I always feel that you are proud of something strange," Ding said, "It looks really stupid."

Bai Ze has been ridiculed by ghost lights for a long time and has been invincible in the process of talking to each other. Facing Ding's sarcasm, it really doesn't matter: "Do you know what the plant in front of you is?"

"...I don't know." Ding stared at the tree for a while and then gave up.

"It's physalis," Bai Ze walked over and pulled it out of the ground. This plant bears red fruits and is covered with a thin layer of transparent material, which looks like a lantern. "It The roots can be used as medicine, and can be used to make cough suppressants or diuretics, but they are poisonous."

"...Is it the snake's name?" Ding looked up at the little red fruit, and then at Bai Ze's eloquent appearance, "You seem to know a lot."

…Snakes and ghost lamps were both called Physalis in ancient times.

Bai Ze put the physalis into his pocket with a smile, and waved his hand modestly: "I just know a thing or two about the pharmacology of traditional Chinese medicine."

Ding looked up at Bai Ze again, and then asked, "What's your name?"

... It can't feel so good to have a successful hookup!Although I don't know if this guy is a ghost lamp... But it's so good to hook up, happiness comes so fast, I can't believe it! !I am full of confidence in my ability to pick up girls again! !

"White Pond."

Bai Ze introduced himself with a smile, and then drew his name on the ground with a branch.

"...I don't know it." Ding stared at the Chinese on the soil for a long time.

Moe... Fuck me, I'm old enough to finally understand what Momotaro means by Moe!

Bai Ze looked at Ding's eyes of "wanting to learn but can't show it", and his heart blossomed with joy: "...Want to learn? I'll teach you~"

"..."

Ding was silent for a long time, as if he wanted to use an adjective to describe Bai Ze's eyes, but found that he was really lacking in language and couldn't say it: "...Oh."

Probably the appearance of a peacock spreading its tail.

The wood elf summed it up like this.

The author has something to say: 1. I'm too busy...Let's make the list follow your fate [Hello]

About bugs like ancient languages... Cough, try to ignore it anyway, anyway, I don’t care about the animation of Ghost Lamp [For example, in the era of the Yellow Emperor, he would say things like Bamia protozoa, I’m also drunk 23333

2. Successfully entered the ghost lamp branch line, the human state ghost lamp force attack power -99999, knowledge reserve -99999, Bai Ze charm force +99999

It’s all bloody like this, but I still find it difficult to conquer [laugh and cry]

3. After watching the MC of the big PI, I went to play the village MOD... It's so fun that I can't stop! ! !