"So when did you dump Batman?"
That's a good question.Ba Dao thought.
I am three years old and I am so tired.
Hal Jordan, this cosmic policeman who makes a living out of brain holes is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
Ba Dao didn't want to explain anything.
"...Batman is going after Superman." Ba Dao gave the most concise answer.
"...Oh, so that's it!" Hal said he understood.
It turns out that Batman is a scumbag!
The physically and mentally exhausted Ba Dao didn't want to speak.
"Hey, it's okay, then Matt must be ten thousand times better than Batman!" Hal comforted, "Forget about this, what are you talking about? The Green Lantern Corps knows everything!"
Ba Dao feels that "knowing everything" is definitely a bragging with a lot of water content.
How on earth did he get to chat with Hal in the first place? This brain hole policeman is clearly a cosmic black hole!
"... Rockstar," Ba Dao asked without hope, "do you know?"
Ba Dao was just asking casually, even if he didn't get an answer, he would go to that planet, but Hal's reaction was beyond his expectation.
The arrogant and eccentric Green Lantern suddenly became serious.
"There are many planets with similar pronunciation in the universe," Hal asked seriously, "Which star R are you talking about?"
It seems that Rockstar's reputation is not very good.Ba Dao thought.
"That's it..." Ba Dao thought for a while, "Using brain waves to communicate, you can control a metal-like substance, and you can steal target genes through kissing. The level of technology is very high, and there should be species with superpowers."
Hal exhaled solemnly.
"...How did you know about the existence of Star R?" Hal asked, and at the moment he looked like a cosmic policeman with a heavy responsibility, "Did they invade somewhere else?"
Ba Dao had a guess.
The Star R people are probably space pirates or mercenary organizations. Judging from Hal's reaction, they also like to invade everywhere, so they should have fought against the Green Lantern Corps several times.
"No." Ba Dao replied.
Hal breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah, as long as they are obedient and don't do anything." He scratched his head easily, and the momentum that should not be underestimated just now disappeared in an instant. "I thought it was going to war again."
It seems that Star R is very powerful, but they will not take the initiative to cause trouble. Under normal circumstances, they will not have friction with the outside world. It can be speculated that this is a very closed and xenophobic civilization.
"...Do you know people from Star R, Hal?" Ba Dao saw hope, "I'm looking for one of them."
"I still know those few who are particularly powerful," Hal replied. He stretched his tense muscles and sat down on the sofa. "Who are you looking for?"
"Lal."
The space police jumped up from the unsteady sofa.
"—Who are you looking for!" He looked extremely surprised, as if he was pulling Ba Dao's collar and shouting loudly.
Ba Dao was a little confused by his action.
"Lal," he replied, "what's the matter with her?"
Hal gasped violently for several times before recovering. He tried his best to calm down and asked again.
"...that wicked, all-powerful arrangement maniac?"
"...Probably so."
Lal's reputation doesn't seem to be very good.
"What did you want her for?" Hal asked.
Ba Dao wasn't sure if his answer would scare Hal.
"...Why don't you take it easy first?" Ba Dao asked tentatively.
"Hey! I'm the brave and fearless Green Lantern, even if the 'Matt' you're talking about is her, I won't be afraid!" Hal puffed up his chest, "Fart your fart!"
"She is my biological mother." Ba Dao replied.
Hal, who was still brave and fearless just now, didn't come up in one breath.
Ba Dao looked at him worriedly.
Hal thumped his chest hard to force out the trapped air, and it took him a long time to find his own words.
"...so," he said, "Bruce Wayne got Lal?"
Looks like Lal is still some kind of iceberg beauty and no one can get her.Ba Dao thought.Moreover, she may have hooked up with many people, but she got away when she got the benefits, just like a scumbag.
"She... probably forcibly kissed Bruce, and then I got me," Ba Dao replied after thinking, "So I said that she has the ability to obtain the target gene through kissing."
Hearing this, Hal took several steps away from him, as if to prevent being kissed suddenly by Ba Dao.
Ba Dao wants to hit someone.
"Uh, so..." Hal asked uncertainly and a little excitedly, "Have you ever kissed that Matt?"
He presumptuously and pretended to glance at Yanbadao's flat abdomen inadvertently, hoping to find any clues.
Ba Dao's hands began to shine with the lightning of the equipped weapon.
"Okay, okay, don't say it if you don't say it!" Hal moved a little further away, spreading his hands, "In short, you are indeed Lal's child, right?"
Ba Dao warned himself in his heart not to beat Hal rashly before asking for the information he needed.
"But she threw me on the earth and ran away," Ba Dao replied with squinted eyes, "I haven't seen her before."
Hal looked at Ba Dao warily.
"...you won't suddenly become some kind of beautiful woman, and then become an alien in the next second, right?" Hal asked nervously, "Is this your true face now?"
He looked at Ba Dao as if he was looking at some kind of scourge.
Ba Dao tried to divert his attention from "how to arrange Hal", trying to analyze the information.
...Lal seems to be able to transform.
She has so many superpowers. Bruce mentioned before that she can stare people into idiots at a glance, and she also has superpowers.As for the beautiful black hair and blue eyes, it is probably just one of her "imitations".
"I didn't inherit any of her abilities." Ba Dao explained bitterly.
He didn't envy Lal's many superpowers!
"Oh," Hal heaved a sigh of relief, and lay back on the sofa again, "It's not too bad for that guy to have an illegitimate child outside."
"Answer my question, Hal," Ba Dao was dissatisfied, "You didn't explain anything."
"Okay, I finally don't wonder why you are so good at tricking others," Hal said lazily, "R star people are a fighting nation..."
He introduced a race in the universe.
Star R, no one knows how and when this civilization developed. After everyone realizes it, it has already established a firm foothold in the interstellar world and developed extremely strong.Their races do not have uniform appearance characteristics, some look no different from humans, some look like aliens or octopuses, and some are plants, slimes or other weird life forms, and their complexity can rival that of a small half of the universe .
What they have in common is that they don't use language, but communicate with brainwaves. More precisely, it is a language from the soul that uses brainwaves as a carrier. This language is difficult to decipher, and outsiders have no idea what they want to express.In addition, they can control a metal-like substance produced from star R, that is, substance R. This substance can be molded into any shape, and can be turned into an indestructible shield or a sharp blade that can wield itself. It is the main fighting method of R stars.In addition, their genes cannot be copied, and all R-stars cannot be cloned.
The R-stars are extremely xenophobic, and do not have any inhabitants to settle on other planets, nor do they allow any outsiders to set foot on their territory.Their group system is similar to a beehive, and everyone unconditionally puts the interests of the planet first, and the most prominent among them is their leader, their queen, Lal.
When they are free, they will occupy some unmanned planets to mine materials. In a few cases, they will send a few powerful members out to negotiate with other civilizations. Most of the time, their work is space mercenaries.
Kill an entire civilization, or assist one civilization to destroy another, as long as the reward is enough, they can invade anywhere.
This approach can be said to be quite unscrupulous, but no one dares to take the initiative to crusade against Star R. In addition to their own top-secret communication methods and the ability to control R material to form a powerful weapon that integrates offense and defense, they also have their own superpowers.There are all kinds of strange powers, earthquake control, and rapidity, and their leader is even more terrifying. Lal has all the superpowers of Star R.
She's pretty much on top of the world.
"We often receive the task of removing the residents before the invasion of Star R comes," Hal said. "In the eyes of outsiders, they are natural disasters and can't resist at all. I tried to fight with their leader Lal. ,” he took a sip of water to moisten his throat, “then I was slapped by that woman and blown out of the planet’s atmosphere.”
"Pfft—" Ba Dao, who made up the picture in his brain, almost laughed out loud.
Well played!
"What are you laughing at?" Hal glanced at Ba Dao, "I have fought against the universe-level powerhouse, but you can't even beat me."
You're really good as Lal's son.
"...You can try it." Ba Dao showed a sinister smile.
He was also angry that he was so much weaker than Lal!
"...Forget it," Hal seemed uninterested, "Even without her superpower, you must have inherited her brain, tsk, that woman..."
"What's up with her?"
"She is the kind of ruthless character who can obviously destroy the world with superpowers, but insists on doing everything with resourcefulness," Hal finally became serious, "If she doesn't come to you, don't take the initiative to find her, Leo .”
"……why?"
"Because she has already arranged everything, she has a detailed and complete plan for all events, including the few times when I beat me. I know her well," Hal replied, because he had nothing to do with Lal. She curled her lips to save face, "In short, if you want to find her by yourself outside of the time she reserved, then you will never reach your destination."
Hal's tone was extremely firm.
……
"And then?" Matthew asked.
"Then, um..." Leo replied, "I fought with him, huh... and tricked Winky, who came over to watch, to fight him with me."
"Ha, you're really good."
"That is required."
"You...huh, did you defeat him?"
"Of course, I beat him, but just after I left the battlefield... I received a brainwave exchange, which was really fresh. The other party was not my artificial intelligence... but another life, a Star Rockman. "
"What did the other party say?"
"He said that I have already obtained the basic information," Leo took a breath, "Lal will find me the day after tomorrow...uh...and take me to Star R."
"Are you going, Leo?" Matthew asked. "That way... you'll be passive."
"I have no reason not to go," Leo glanced at the curtains in the direction of the balcony, the stars in the sky can be seen faintly through the gaps in the curtains, and R star is among these stars, "but I don't know what to do... Ha... ...I want to come to you."
"As a result, I came to you a long time ago," Matthew kissed his lover, "do you have a bottom line now?"
It was impossible for Leo to have confidence in the face of a mother who seemed to know everything, and he was even a little scared.
He was afraid that he would not come back.
However, since Lal is the maniac in Hal's mouth, Leo can't refuse.If he refuses, then Rall may lead her interstellar mercenaries to Earth.According to Lal's ability to shoot Hal out of the atmosphere alone, even if the earth resists with all its strength, it cannot defeat her army.
So he has to go.
Lal knew that he would go, so she generously informed him.
She has it all arranged.
"Still in doubt...but much better," Leo replied, "As long as you're waiting for me, I'll find a way to get back no matter what."
"Is this a confession?"
"No, it's just a promise!"
"Hmph, Tsundere."
"That's what I'm doing, you can bite—fuck!" Leo grumbled through gritted teeth, "You're so disgusting, Matt."
"Only you," Matthew laughed. "Only you, Leo."
"..." Leo blushed a little as he looked at the face of his boyfriend who was close at hand. His eyes were blank for a while, "That's right."
"Ok?"
"Let's not use a sofa in the future," Leo said. "My customized one is too soft and inconvenient."
"I think so."
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Looking back at yesterday's update...so shameful o(////▽////)o
It's the kind of novice driver who throws away his driver's license, presses the accelerator to the bottom, and rushes forward without catching shrimp, you understand.
Didn’t roll over _(:з」∠)_
PS:
I take the exam in the morning and go out to play in the afternoon and evening, so I will post this chapter first.Good night!
PSS:
Thank you Tian Chuan Qu for mine!
That's a good question.Ba Dao thought.
I am three years old and I am so tired.
Hal Jordan, this cosmic policeman who makes a living out of brain holes is beyond the imagination of ordinary people.
Ba Dao didn't want to explain anything.
"...Batman is going after Superman." Ba Dao gave the most concise answer.
"...Oh, so that's it!" Hal said he understood.
It turns out that Batman is a scumbag!
The physically and mentally exhausted Ba Dao didn't want to speak.
"Hey, it's okay, then Matt must be ten thousand times better than Batman!" Hal comforted, "Forget about this, what are you talking about? The Green Lantern Corps knows everything!"
Ba Dao feels that "knowing everything" is definitely a bragging with a lot of water content.
How on earth did he get to chat with Hal in the first place? This brain hole policeman is clearly a cosmic black hole!
"... Rockstar," Ba Dao asked without hope, "do you know?"
Ba Dao was just asking casually, even if he didn't get an answer, he would go to that planet, but Hal's reaction was beyond his expectation.
The arrogant and eccentric Green Lantern suddenly became serious.
"There are many planets with similar pronunciation in the universe," Hal asked seriously, "Which star R are you talking about?"
It seems that Rockstar's reputation is not very good.Ba Dao thought.
"That's it..." Ba Dao thought for a while, "Using brain waves to communicate, you can control a metal-like substance, and you can steal target genes through kissing. The level of technology is very high, and there should be species with superpowers."
Hal exhaled solemnly.
"...How did you know about the existence of Star R?" Hal asked, and at the moment he looked like a cosmic policeman with a heavy responsibility, "Did they invade somewhere else?"
Ba Dao had a guess.
The Star R people are probably space pirates or mercenary organizations. Judging from Hal's reaction, they also like to invade everywhere, so they should have fought against the Green Lantern Corps several times.
"No." Ba Dao replied.
Hal breathed a sigh of relief.
"Ah, as long as they are obedient and don't do anything." He scratched his head easily, and the momentum that should not be underestimated just now disappeared in an instant. "I thought it was going to war again."
It seems that Star R is very powerful, but they will not take the initiative to cause trouble. Under normal circumstances, they will not have friction with the outside world. It can be speculated that this is a very closed and xenophobic civilization.
"...Do you know people from Star R, Hal?" Ba Dao saw hope, "I'm looking for one of them."
"I still know those few who are particularly powerful," Hal replied. He stretched his tense muscles and sat down on the sofa. "Who are you looking for?"
"Lal."
The space police jumped up from the unsteady sofa.
"—Who are you looking for!" He looked extremely surprised, as if he was pulling Ba Dao's collar and shouting loudly.
Ba Dao was a little confused by his action.
"Lal," he replied, "what's the matter with her?"
Hal gasped violently for several times before recovering. He tried his best to calm down and asked again.
"...that wicked, all-powerful arrangement maniac?"
"...Probably so."
Lal's reputation doesn't seem to be very good.
"What did you want her for?" Hal asked.
Ba Dao wasn't sure if his answer would scare Hal.
"...Why don't you take it easy first?" Ba Dao asked tentatively.
"Hey! I'm the brave and fearless Green Lantern, even if the 'Matt' you're talking about is her, I won't be afraid!" Hal puffed up his chest, "Fart your fart!"
"She is my biological mother." Ba Dao replied.
Hal, who was still brave and fearless just now, didn't come up in one breath.
Ba Dao looked at him worriedly.
Hal thumped his chest hard to force out the trapped air, and it took him a long time to find his own words.
"...so," he said, "Bruce Wayne got Lal?"
Looks like Lal is still some kind of iceberg beauty and no one can get her.Ba Dao thought.Moreover, she may have hooked up with many people, but she got away when she got the benefits, just like a scumbag.
"She... probably forcibly kissed Bruce, and then I got me," Ba Dao replied after thinking, "So I said that she has the ability to obtain the target gene through kissing."
Hearing this, Hal took several steps away from him, as if to prevent being kissed suddenly by Ba Dao.
Ba Dao wants to hit someone.
"Uh, so..." Hal asked uncertainly and a little excitedly, "Have you ever kissed that Matt?"
He presumptuously and pretended to glance at Yanbadao's flat abdomen inadvertently, hoping to find any clues.
Ba Dao's hands began to shine with the lightning of the equipped weapon.
"Okay, okay, don't say it if you don't say it!" Hal moved a little further away, spreading his hands, "In short, you are indeed Lal's child, right?"
Ba Dao warned himself in his heart not to beat Hal rashly before asking for the information he needed.
"But she threw me on the earth and ran away," Ba Dao replied with squinted eyes, "I haven't seen her before."
Hal looked at Ba Dao warily.
"...you won't suddenly become some kind of beautiful woman, and then become an alien in the next second, right?" Hal asked nervously, "Is this your true face now?"
He looked at Ba Dao as if he was looking at some kind of scourge.
Ba Dao tried to divert his attention from "how to arrange Hal", trying to analyze the information.
...Lal seems to be able to transform.
She has so many superpowers. Bruce mentioned before that she can stare people into idiots at a glance, and she also has superpowers.As for the beautiful black hair and blue eyes, it is probably just one of her "imitations".
"I didn't inherit any of her abilities." Ba Dao explained bitterly.
He didn't envy Lal's many superpowers!
"Oh," Hal heaved a sigh of relief, and lay back on the sofa again, "It's not too bad for that guy to have an illegitimate child outside."
"Answer my question, Hal," Ba Dao was dissatisfied, "You didn't explain anything."
"Okay, I finally don't wonder why you are so good at tricking others," Hal said lazily, "R star people are a fighting nation..."
He introduced a race in the universe.
Star R, no one knows how and when this civilization developed. After everyone realizes it, it has already established a firm foothold in the interstellar world and developed extremely strong.Their races do not have uniform appearance characteristics, some look no different from humans, some look like aliens or octopuses, and some are plants, slimes or other weird life forms, and their complexity can rival that of a small half of the universe .
What they have in common is that they don't use language, but communicate with brainwaves. More precisely, it is a language from the soul that uses brainwaves as a carrier. This language is difficult to decipher, and outsiders have no idea what they want to express.In addition, they can control a metal-like substance produced from star R, that is, substance R. This substance can be molded into any shape, and can be turned into an indestructible shield or a sharp blade that can wield itself. It is the main fighting method of R stars.In addition, their genes cannot be copied, and all R-stars cannot be cloned.
The R-stars are extremely xenophobic, and do not have any inhabitants to settle on other planets, nor do they allow any outsiders to set foot on their territory.Their group system is similar to a beehive, and everyone unconditionally puts the interests of the planet first, and the most prominent among them is their leader, their queen, Lal.
When they are free, they will occupy some unmanned planets to mine materials. In a few cases, they will send a few powerful members out to negotiate with other civilizations. Most of the time, their work is space mercenaries.
Kill an entire civilization, or assist one civilization to destroy another, as long as the reward is enough, they can invade anywhere.
This approach can be said to be quite unscrupulous, but no one dares to take the initiative to crusade against Star R. In addition to their own top-secret communication methods and the ability to control R material to form a powerful weapon that integrates offense and defense, they also have their own superpowers.There are all kinds of strange powers, earthquake control, and rapidity, and their leader is even more terrifying. Lal has all the superpowers of Star R.
She's pretty much on top of the world.
"We often receive the task of removing the residents before the invasion of Star R comes," Hal said. "In the eyes of outsiders, they are natural disasters and can't resist at all. I tried to fight with their leader Lal. ,” he took a sip of water to moisten his throat, “then I was slapped by that woman and blown out of the planet’s atmosphere.”
"Pfft—" Ba Dao, who made up the picture in his brain, almost laughed out loud.
Well played!
"What are you laughing at?" Hal glanced at Ba Dao, "I have fought against the universe-level powerhouse, but you can't even beat me."
You're really good as Lal's son.
"...You can try it." Ba Dao showed a sinister smile.
He was also angry that he was so much weaker than Lal!
"...Forget it," Hal seemed uninterested, "Even without her superpower, you must have inherited her brain, tsk, that woman..."
"What's up with her?"
"She is the kind of ruthless character who can obviously destroy the world with superpowers, but insists on doing everything with resourcefulness," Hal finally became serious, "If she doesn't come to you, don't take the initiative to find her, Leo .”
"……why?"
"Because she has already arranged everything, she has a detailed and complete plan for all events, including the few times when I beat me. I know her well," Hal replied, because he had nothing to do with Lal. She curled her lips to save face, "In short, if you want to find her by yourself outside of the time she reserved, then you will never reach your destination."
Hal's tone was extremely firm.
……
"And then?" Matthew asked.
"Then, um..." Leo replied, "I fought with him, huh... and tricked Winky, who came over to watch, to fight him with me."
"Ha, you're really good."
"That is required."
"You...huh, did you defeat him?"
"Of course, I beat him, but just after I left the battlefield... I received a brainwave exchange, which was really fresh. The other party was not my artificial intelligence... but another life, a Star Rockman. "
"What did the other party say?"
"He said that I have already obtained the basic information," Leo took a breath, "Lal will find me the day after tomorrow...uh...and take me to Star R."
"Are you going, Leo?" Matthew asked. "That way... you'll be passive."
"I have no reason not to go," Leo glanced at the curtains in the direction of the balcony, the stars in the sky can be seen faintly through the gaps in the curtains, and R star is among these stars, "but I don't know what to do... Ha... ...I want to come to you."
"As a result, I came to you a long time ago," Matthew kissed his lover, "do you have a bottom line now?"
It was impossible for Leo to have confidence in the face of a mother who seemed to know everything, and he was even a little scared.
He was afraid that he would not come back.
However, since Lal is the maniac in Hal's mouth, Leo can't refuse.If he refuses, then Rall may lead her interstellar mercenaries to Earth.According to Lal's ability to shoot Hal out of the atmosphere alone, even if the earth resists with all its strength, it cannot defeat her army.
So he has to go.
Lal knew that he would go, so she generously informed him.
She has it all arranged.
"Still in doubt...but much better," Leo replied, "As long as you're waiting for me, I'll find a way to get back no matter what."
"Is this a confession?"
"No, it's just a promise!"
"Hmph, Tsundere."
"That's what I'm doing, you can bite—fuck!" Leo grumbled through gritted teeth, "You're so disgusting, Matt."
"Only you," Matthew laughed. "Only you, Leo."
"..." Leo blushed a little as he looked at the face of his boyfriend who was close at hand. His eyes were blank for a while, "That's right."
"Ok?"
"Let's not use a sofa in the future," Leo said. "My customized one is too soft and inconvenient."
"I think so."
※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※
Looking back at yesterday's update...so shameful o(////▽////)o
It's the kind of novice driver who throws away his driver's license, presses the accelerator to the bottom, and rushes forward without catching shrimp, you understand.
Didn’t roll over _(:з」∠)_
PS:
I take the exam in the morning and go out to play in the afternoon and evening, so I will post this chapter first.Good night!
PSS:
Thank you Tian Chuan Qu for mine!
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