[Comprehensive Yingmei] Push the boss to do things

+ + + + + + + + + +

The following is the general direction of my usual brain hole storage and future digging, there is no need to read _(:з」∠)_

1. Brucey Baby x Gray Bat

Baby Brucey is the sexiest rich man in America. He is a playboy, a billionaire and the most popular man with women.

No one knew he had another identity - a patron of the Dark Knight.

It all started when he picked up a visitor from another world.

Brussie Baby: From my experience with countless people I've "read", the little bat's lips must feel great!

Someone who "must feel great on the lips": disapproving eyes.jpg

Baby Bruce:  …

PS: This is a world where if Bruce doesn't have both parents

CP Brucey Baby x Gray Bat

2. Cang Dae x Captain America

Chajin is a martial arts game character, he knows that he is just a set of data, and he lives strong.

Until his player afk, that is, stop playing.

He thought his mission was over, but when he woke up again, he found himself in the same real martial arts world as in the game, and this time he was his own player.

What are you waiting for?Wicked wives, here I come!

However, man is not as good as God, one second he was still beating the enemy for the righteousness of the camp, and the next second he traveled to a country with a language barrier.

There is no battlefield here, and there is no offense and defense, and the righteousness of the camp is completely silent.

So he went to find the person who took the initiative to attack him, that is, Hong Ming.The red name is the enemy, you can beat it casually.

He was found by a man with a shield.

"Don't make trouble," the man said, "It's not good to make trouble."

"...I didn't cause trouble." He said, but unfortunately the other party didn't seem to believe it.

He decided to die and return to the camp, but was stopped by the same person with righteous words.

"You can't kill yourself," said the man, "life is good."

"...It's not that I didn't." He defended himself, but the other party still didn't believe it.

He felt that he would never be able to convince the other party in his life.

Maybe he could be persuaded in other ways.Cha Jin thought.

3. No CP friendship

Kaka is from Black Star. I heard that Blue Star has a very small gravity and can jump three feet high. She ran away from home and came here.

At some point she realized it was all false advertising.The gravitational force of Blue Star is indeed very small, so small that she can jump onto the moon, but what are these colorful creatures, they are so ugly!

... really hot eyes.

It's okay to be ugly, this kind of creature called "human" is still picking at its feet one by one, and it can't even deal with any intruders.

Kaka looked at the ugly human beings, then at the uglier intruders, and raised his hand to crush the uglier ones.

I really don't understand how such an aesthetically corny planet attracts so many invasions.

Thinking like this, Kaka casually crushed an enemy again, "mingled" with the crowd again, and continued her low-key life.

4. Original x Little Spider, Bamboo Horse Xiang

Arnold is an ordinary person who has made an alien friend who can transform into an airplane. Except for the fact that the technology tree is as bright as daylight, he is very ordinary, very ordinary.

Well, except that his dad likes to fly around in tin cans and flirts with girls all day long.

I finally understand why my mother would rather run away with an ugly and miserable mercenary than develop a long-term relationship with my father :)

Since everyone is a superhero, let him also create a gang and save the world together.

Wait, little spider, take it easy!Come back soon!

5. Bucky x cheap

When the brainwashing unpredictably affected Bucky's mind, he also broke free and escaped.

He is no longer a soldier full of justice, nor a weapon that obeys orders, he will act in his own way.

...So Howard stop nagging me all day, okay!

And Wade, shut up too!No, don't point the other mouth at me either!

6. Onlookers

Hanfeng is a sea eagle, and it was happily crushing the Longmen Desert with its Penglai family.

Its Penglai was blown away by the only other Penglais left on the scene, and it swooped down to step on Penglai's corpse according to the regulations.

It wobbled a bit and plunged headlong into the sand.

After struggling to get out of the sand, a black human appeared in front of it.

"You can be called biscuit." The dark human said to it in an incomprehensible language.

"Ga." This human being should be thinking about raising it, so the answer is right.

Leave me alone, I'm just a sand sculpture out of the sand.it wants to.

7. CP undecided

Born in a laboratory, Rashia is a powerful Omega-level mutant capable of distorting reality at will.

Originally, she would be brainwashed into a destructive weapon, but after a little thought, she decided it shouldn't be, so she blew up the laboratory.

Some people have questioned her practice of doing whatever she likes.

Laishia: (I don't know why, so I just smile evilly) Huh?

Her background is an explosion of flames.Although she didn't think about anything, she looked terrifying, like a high-ranking emperor.

Others: Don't dare to move, don't dare to move.

8. Bat super

Clark grew up on a farm, and the cornfields were his whole world.

He's a farmer, a scientist, and sometimes a superhero of hope.

Although he has the strange attribute of 100% empty-handed, he does not belong to any hero organization.

Except when a consultant of a certain alliance calls him.

"C, save the field."

I'm going out today too.he thinks.

After two seconds.

"B, who to beat?" The superhero with a big S on his chest smiled softly at the Dark Knight.

+ + + + + + + + + +

The following is a scrap of paper, written before, not included in the text, there may be bugs

The most beautiful boy in Badao Mountain Villa was deleted

After the happy Li Ducheng catching the ghosts in the last round and teleported them out, Liu Lan swung her lightly and flew up to the roof of the attic next to Taiyuan Square in the main city, stepping on the thunderous blue lightning.

The special effects of the light work of the game are as cool as ever. Liu Lan in the air chops wires with a kitchen knife in his hand, with a posture of sparks and lightning all the way. Every time he takes a step in the void, he pushes his character model to move forward and accelerates in the air. Leaving behind a flash of light, it fully embodies Qinggong, a gorgeous action that attracts countless players to play this game.

The player didn't run around on the sloping roof tiles as usual, jump up and let himself slide down, but stood silently on the ridge of the roof and looked at the setting sun in the distance.

The sunset under the extreme picture quality is as orange-red as ever, shining on Liu Lan, the eaves around him, the square below, and the solemn city wall and gunpowder smoke in the direction of the copy of the Battle of Taiyuan in the distance , adding a desolate atmosphere to all objects in the field of vision.

——The player's computer configuration is really good. The bird's-eye view of the main city in such a picture quality cannot be glimpsed once by most other game characters from birth to disappearance.I remember... the player mentioned to relatives and friends in the secret chat that this is called a 2080 gas stove?Yes, this gas stove is really a good thing.

Liu Lan was thinking aimlessly.

As a game character, he doesn’t deliberately think about anything, his sources of news are only the world channel in the game (almost all the players are talking about it, such as "Master forgive me, my wife is voluntary" "Why is there no number 13 in my heart? "Once there are any interesting words or words that can arouse the sympathy of the players, they will be copied by a large number of players and sent back to the world channel, resulting in frequent refreshes again and again), in addition to Outside is the player's secret chat channel.Players often chat with other people, chat with businessmen to buy hairstyles and fashions, dress up their "pro-son" Liu Lan colorfully, chat with people they know outside the game, and discuss what movies to watch or what to do in a few days. Complain that the new appearance is so good and have to buy it, chat with relatives and friends in the game to agree on when to play the arena together or discuss the matching of skills for the battle, and sigh "Why is my son so good-looking".

- I'm pretty.

Liu Lan remembered this.

There are also times when players don’t have long secret chats with others at all, and no matter who they chat with, they only reply “dl”, “power leveling” and “not me”.

It took Liu Lan a long time to realize that she was not "herself" at this time.It's not right to say that, it should be said that at this time, Liu Lan is not being operated by the player, but someone else, someone who has been paid by the player to complete the daily tasks on behalf of the player.

——If possible, I also want to be a mature game character and complete the tasks by myself.

It's a pity that as a game character, even if you just take a step, you have to rely on people to guide you.

Liu Lan's occupation is a domineering sword, and her body shape is a man. With a handsome pinched face and a closet full of blond hair, red hair, black hair and white hair, and more than ten pages of fashion, as long as she matches it a little, she is the most beautiful on the street every day. Aberdeen.

The players are happy because Liu Lan looks good.Liu Lan was also happy, after all, the purpose of his creation was to make the players happy, and then continue to make money in the game, yes, make money.Don't underestimate krypton gold, krypton gold is the meaning of game existence.Liu Lan wants the player to make money just like the player wants to have sex with the bed every morning—even though she doesn’t know who the bed is—in short, the game character wants to make the player make money is an instinct born in his bones.

All in all, as long as the player is happy, then the player will spend money, and Liu Lan will be happy. Although he can't do anything else, it's not a problem to quietly let the skills know a few more times.

As for the resulting game imbalance?Nonsense, krypton gold players did not crush ordinary players, more balance :)

Yes, Liu Lan is such a snobbish domineering swordsman.

——Today is not the same as before.

Thinking so, Liu Lan allowed the players to put on the Weijin suit that they had assembled after playing several dungeons with the group since Changfeng Poxiao's new season.Players once commented on this suit: "Ah ♂, I want to touch this fluffy hair rope; I want to touch this soft-looking mink collar; this white short vest, this thin waist, this big Long legs, I can play for a year!"

Liu Lan stood quietly at the same spot, doing the standby action given by the system, looking around casually, rubbing her wrists, pulling out one large and one small two black knives with subtle blue electric lights on the knife holder behind her to make a knife. Make a stroking movement, look at it and put it back.

The ever-changing sunset coated Liu Lan's white figure with a layer of gold, and the collar full of soft, fluffy white fur swayed gently back and forth under the game's physics engine as if blown by the wind.

Liu Lan immediately realized that the player was taking screenshots of herself, but they didn't ask him to pose in any cool and handsome poses as usual, but just stood quietly and switched cameras to record his appearance from various angles.

Liu Lan felt that today was really different.

In the past month, players have been online for much longer than before, as if a long list of people on the friend list who have never returned is still there.But the more this is the more abnormal, you know, the player is the type that will die if no one is with him.

Some fragments of the past are suddenly strung together into a thread, one person leaves, the time of hanging up is getting longer and longer when going online, and the number of flashing of the secret chat box is getting less and less...

And this way of taking screenshots while standing still, in the words of players, is almost like taking a photo of a dead body.Posthumous photos, photos of dead humans, are probably similar to screenshots of characters in the game.

Suddenly, this abnormality reminded Liu Lan of what the player said.

"I can play for a year!"

—Maybe not play for a year.

——After all...you've played the game for a year.

This cognition inspired the subtle garbled characters in the data that made up Liu Lan.

If there is a chance, Liu Lan would like to be born in the "real world" where she is like a player, and her life is her own when she wakes up every day, instead of sleeping in the dark data stream waiting for someone to log in and wake herself up; try All kinds of Chinese delicacies instead of only making the action of "eating" but never having a sense of taste; experiencing the feeling of not wearing a model instead of being stuck in various mountain house models all day long, referred to as card bugs (games are but Part of the bug, cross this one out); he wants to flirt with the player when he is happy, comfort the player and give her a hug when he is sad (it would be even better if he can persuade her to recharge more money)... If he Not a game character.

It's a pity that the game characters don't have any desires, and even these "ifs" are just beyond the character's ability, caused by a little bit of garbled characters, the illusion that he is "thinking".

——After all, relatives and friends are almost gone.

The player opened the friend list, and there were 200 full friends who were all gray and offline, and then she changed the character signature of Liu Lan to "Already A".

Liu Lan knew that this meant that the player would never go online again, and her avatar in other people's friend lists would always turn gray.

Predictions about the future can be exciting for many people, and most people should be happy when the predictions come true.Even if bad predictions are found to be true one day, there will be a sense of "it turns out" regret.

However, for Liu Lan, when the prediction of "players are leaving" comes true, he has nothing in his heart, or in other words, he has no "heart".

Disappearing in the torrent of data without leaving a trace, this is the destination of the game characters.After all, players no longer need them.

——Maybe in the future, I won’t be able to keep my face on the surface and count on your krypton gold...

The player exits to the character selection interface and selects [Delete Character].This means that no matter what the reason is for wanting to leave the game now, even if one day she really changes her mind and wants to come back, she will no longer have the role of "Liu Lan".

——That's good, at least I don't have to wait in deep sleep for the day when it exists.

Characters with a full level of 95 will disappear on the seventh day after the player chooses to delete, and there is room for turning around before that.However, the existence time of many game characters will not exceed seven days from beginning to end. When players create characters, they will immediately choose to delete them because pinching their faces is not good enough, the game is not fun, and the operation method is not to their liking. There will be no waves until it dies.In comparison, Liu Lan, who was created by players from the season of Fenggubadao and played all the way to the season of Changfeng Breaking Dawn, and also had seven days of "respite" at the end, was really lucky.

The player exited the game.

——After sleeping for seven days, I really won't wake up again.

However, Liu Lan woke up again.The player opened the game, stopped at the character selection interface, and did not choose to log in to "Liu Lan".

Liu Lan looked at the words [Delete after 0 day 0:6:[-] (login role can cancel the deletion)] next to it, and knew that she had slept for seven days, and the player would come back to see her again, probably a little bit reluctant.

— After all, I am so pretty.

Liu Lan suddenly felt a desire to pass through the screen, to see this girl, to see what her player looked like, to comfort her who was in a bad mood for some reason, and by the way, ask her to spend money ( bushi).

This kind of relationship is not normal, Liu Lan knows, it is more like a wrong code, making him a bit like a human being at this moment, crying and laughing and complaining that there will be other things besides making the player krypton gold eager.Normally, Liu Lan would instinctively try to fix or avoid such mistakes, but since it will disappear soon, it's no big deal if this garbled code is left alone for a while.

—Will you cry for me?You said that I am your own son.

If Liu Lan was a human being like the player, she would be afraid and wanted to struggle with all her strength to get rid of the fate of disappearing, return to her side, and continue to beat people under her control, be beaten, sand sculpture and be happy.

But he's just a game character.

Just game characters.

The countdown is still going forward, and the player has neither opted in nor opted out, until it hits zero.

--Take care of yourself.

Liu Lan said something in her heart.

Then his code returns to nothing, as if it hadn't been created.

+ + + + + + + + + +

Manuscript No. 2 not included in the text

When seeing more than 20 famous names falling from the sky, Liu Lan refused in her heart.

He was just a weak little bully who went to rob darts with the cats and cats in the gang.Although Ba Dao is the father of the current version of Jian San, he can naturally fight three without pressure, but as a crispy skin with no damage reduction and no milk, he can only say in front of more than a dozen famous and strong men. ——

Who can handle this!

The two Mingjiao who insisted on pestering him to come out to rob the dart saw that the situation was not right, and they did not procrastinate in their stealth and lightness skills. They both flew out of sight in an instant, and they sold out their teammates completely, leaving Liu Lan trembling in place, weak and pitiful And helpless.

He clicked on the map and looked, and the two cats had already flown halfway across the map.

Then kicked Ba Dao out of the team.

Liu Lan: mmp

This has been the standard ending for a long time.Liu Lan is a tyrant but likes to play with cats. For this reason, she specially joined a gang of Quanmingjiao. Every day, she is surrounded by cats of various sizes, and she has a very pleasant time playing.

But cats have a nature.

Mingjiao is a sect that is good at running. They were born to rob darts. They look for targets incognito, show up and take them away. It is normal to kill people and run away.Liu Lan is a ferret mixed in with cats. Even if there are big walls and small walls, there are circles and scattered, and he can fight and dog, but his running is still far inferior to Mingjiao.Whenever the cats found that they couldn't beat the opponent, they immediately took the goods and ran away in stealth, Liu Lan was the poor little one who was left behind and beaten violently.

The cats and cats expressed sympathy for this, and resolutely refused Liu Lan to pick up the goods on the grounds that people can die and goods cannot be thrown away.

Although Liu Lan is not as good at running as Mingjiao, but his output skills are very powerful, and he is very suitable to be taken with him as a thug, so cats and cats like to rob darts with him, and by the way, he is beaten.However, all this harmony is an illusion.Whenever Haoqi comes to rebel against the darts, it is normal for Mingjiao to run away and be beaten to guard the corpse or go offline.

Seeing that Xiaoba Dao has entered the battle and can't run away, everyone started to talk nonsense before fighting.

[Recent Chat] [Ge Ge] said: Gou Mingjiao runs really fast.

[Recent Chat] [Reread Ji] said: Gou Mingjiao runs really fast.

[Recent Chat][Cangshan] said: Gou Mingjiao runs really fast.

[Recent chat] [I'm so weak] said: You see, isn't that Ba Dao [Liu Lan] in the same gang as those two Gou Mingjiao?

[Recent chat] [Gege] said: That's right, he was with them. Usually we beat him even if we couldn't find a cat.

[Recent chat] [Cha Jin] said: Oh Huo is still a big orange weapon.

[Recent chat][Cangshan] said: Whatever he does, he is going to be beaten~

[Recent chat][Liu Lan] said: I am not, I am not, don’t talk nonsense QAQ

[Recent Chat][Cha Jin] said: It's not that we discriminate against the profession of Ba Dao and just caught a single person to take the opportunity to express bad luck, but we just have a grudge against your gang, yes, that's it.

[Recent Chat] [Repeat Ji] said: Goubadao knows how to bully other professions every day

[Recent chat] [Gou Bi Ba Dao sees tricks] said: Gou Ba Dao comes out and gets beaten!Sisters, don't let him go!

[Recent chat] [Cha Jin] said: Do it!

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: Hey...

One second before the gorgeous skills came over, Liu Lan immediately used Sanliuxia.

Of course, he won't be so stupid as to fight against half a group (a team with a maximum of 25 people). Even if the group attack of Ba Dao is very popular, it must be on the premise that he is still alive and not killed by the opponent.But in this case, wretchedness is the right way.

Scattered Liuxia with the special point bonus has five seconds of invincibility. Although he can't get out of the battle and fly away with Da Qing Gong, the opponent can't beat him within these five seconds.

What can you do with five seconds of invincibility, of course it's a mouthful!

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: Hee hee

[Recent Chat] [Repeat Ji] said: Hee hee

[Recent Chat] [Repeat Ji] said: No, copying is wrong!

[Recent Chat] [Rereading Ji] said: Do it!

[Recent chat][Liu Lan] said: Come and hit me, if you hit me, I will let you hehehe~

[Recent chat] [Cha Jin] said: Heh, dog bully knife

[Recent chat] [I'm so weak] said: Don't let go if you have the ability!

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: I have the ability to single out!

Scattering Liuxia's time ended, and Liu Lan used the second scatter to roll forward while stuck in time, making the wave of skills released by the opponent stuck in time come to nothing again.

[Recent Chat][Cangshan] said: Why should we single-handedly fight with you because of our ability to fight in groups!

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: Why should I be tough with you if I break up with my own ability!

[Recent chat] [Cha Jin] said: The second one is gone, I'll see how long you can dance.

The second Sanliuxia ended, Liu Lan immediately used the third and last one.Everyone on the other side held his breath and waited for him to hand in his skills before hitting him on the ground.

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: Even if you get my body, you won't get my soul!

[Recent chat] [Cangshan] said: Who wants your soul!Just grab it, Xiaobadao!

[Recent chat] [Liu Lan] said: Feel free!

[Recent chat] [Cangshan] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent chat] [Cha Jin] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent Chat] [Repeat Ji] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent chat] [Gege] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent chat] [I'm so weak] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent chat] [Gou Bi Ba Dao sees tricks] said: Nobility lasts forever!

[Recent chat][Liu Lan] said: You keep it, I'll go first =V=

The person in front of the computer was shaking with laughter.

Then Liu Lan technically went offline in time, leaving a group of noble spirits staring at the place.

[Team] [Gege] said: Huh?

[Team] [Gou Bi Ba Dao Kan Zhao] said: Why didn't Xiao Diao insist on being beaten today?

[Team] [I'm so weak] said: Dao Dao is from the student party

[Team] [Cha Jin] said: Do you know him?

[Team] [I'm so weak] said: Yes, his technique is quite good, but he is a bit stupid

[Team] [Gege] said: You didn’t know the gang leader when you came back, but he was the little bully knife from the previous gang, the one who switched camps to lure cats.

[Team][Cha Jin] said: ...it's time to fight.

[Team][Gege] said: See Cat Forget Friends hahahahaha

On the character selection interface, Sissy stared at the handsome Tyrannosaurus Chengnan on the screen for a moment.This is her game character, and it's also Shuaibi's son who she licks every day.Liu Lan was holding the big orange Marquis Wuxinting that was flashing with lightning, and the white fur collar that came with the purple, white and black Xuehe school uniform was swaying on her shoulders. On the stones of Badao Mountain Villa, which is well-lit, it looks like a beautiful painting.

"Son, I miss you so much..." Sissy was fascinated by the sight, she lay on the computer desk and rubbed her head against her arm like a little milk cat, "It seems to be using phantom limbs to hold you Day ♂ cry, how can you be so beautiful!"

A well-behaved little loli is like a strange uncle with a halazi.

It's a pity that you don't have the hardware, and even if you do, you won't be able to reach me.Liu Lan said heartily.

"Hey, why can't I get into the game?" The little girl covered her head and let out a big sigh.

When you come in, it is just a texture modeling.Liu Lan replied.

"Wow, it's already so late! No wonder those gangsters came here to beat me up!" Sissy glanced at the time, and hurriedly prepared to turn off the phone, "Good night!"

Good night, Sissy.Liu Lan said.

The screen went black, the girl hurried out of the room to wash her face and go to bed, and Ba Dao fell asleep in the complicated data stream again, waiting to be awakened next time.

※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※※

You agreed (?) not to buy it, but you still clicked in_(:з」∠)_

There is really nothing in this chapter, but the brain hole in the comment area is quite interesting w

After-school exercises:

What is the name of the strong man in Sword Three?