The actor sells powerful pills

Just say aunt.

The concubine went back and cried bitterly with Chang Jing, Chang Jing said a few words of comfort and asked him to go back first.Said he would get justice for him.

My concubine had done enough acting, she was crying too, and Jiaohua and Xiaobailian had finished her performance, and she went home to take a bath and change clothes, and prepared to call his little fresh meat and brave lover, and have an exciting night full of climaxes.

After soaking in the rose bath, the whole body smelled delicious. Just as I was about to come out wrapped in a bath towel, I realized, why is this bathtub as big as a pond?

He was obviously sitting in the bathtub, splashing water on his body, curling his long snow-white legs, resting his arms on the edge of the bathtub, drinking a glass of wine lazily.But he found that the edge of the bathtub was far away from him, and the water was so deep that he couldn't step on the bottom of the bathtub no matter how hard he kicked, water poured into his stomach as soon as he opened his mouth.

I tried very hard to reach out to grab the edge of the cylinder, and kicked vigorously so as not to sink.Suddenly, in his eyes, he saw a green frog with webbed legs!

It's really the frog's legs, not the hands.

Looking down into the water, the rose petals became so big, almost the size of a boat, spread on the water, pulled them apart, and took a look in the water as a mirror!

quack!

It's not a scream, it's a croak!

The aunt is crazy, he doesn’t know if he is a little drunk from drinking, he has hallucinations, or the water temperature is too good. He fell asleep and dreamed. He is a human being with a frog’s body and a human brain. He can’t accept that he has changed. Frog, what's going on?

Scream, quack, quack.

I want to climb out of the water, jump up and down, but I can't get up.

A green frog was jumping up and down in a bathtub full of roses.

For the first time, my aunt felt that his bathtub was too big and slippery, and he couldn't hold it no matter what.

After finally climbing to the edge, his belly slithered down against the bathtub.It took a lot of strength to finally climb up the bathtub, and jumped from the top to the ground while rolling.

He wants to call, he wants to tell Mr. Chang, he needs someone to help him!

Jumping, jumping, the jumping ability of the hind legs is really strong, just like that, he jumped to the bedroom, his mobile phone was on the bed, and he wanted to jump on the bed to press the phone.

It's a pity that his bed is very high. Aunt Frog kicked the ground with her hind legs and was about to jump onto the bed. She hit the mattress with her head, slapped, and fell on her stomach. She finally turned over, jumped again, and hit the mattress again. , and then fall.

Ever heard a dirty joke?

A kangaroo and a frog were bored, so they discussed going to whoring.The room is next door, the kangaroo jumped onto the kang, and fucked the young lady three times, five times, two times, and once tired of smoking a cigarette, I heard the frog next door, one, two, three, hey, bang, one, two, three, Hi yo, bang.The kangaroo thought, Damn it, no wonder the female frog can lay so many little tadpoles, a little frog is more powerful than me in fighting, shouting the slogan Miss Gan, every time the movement is so loud, it's a bang bang Yes, the lady is not happy yet.Now that prostitution is here, let's show who has the strongest kidneys, let's do it, let's compete.When the kangaroo did it for the eighth time, his limbs became weak.The next room is still one two three, hi yo, bang.Just one, two, three for one night.The next day the kangaroo looked at the frog adoringly, Brother Frog, you are better than me, and you can do it all night.The frog's head was wrapped in gauze, and he gave him a blank look, fart, I couldn't get on the kang all night.Then what does it mean when you say one, two, three, hi, yo, bang?Cheer yourself up, one, two, three, jump, bang, hit the edge of the bed.

Aunt Frog just jumped around all night like one, two, three, hey, yo, bang.He didn't jump on the bed at all.

In the last jump, he jumped violently, hit harder, and fainted immediately.

When the concubine woke up, she lay naked on the floor, looked at her hands and feet, they were white, tender and slippery, and rushed to the bathroom to see her enchanting face.

So, is the horror of turning into a frog last night true or false?

The aunt screamed and fell ill. It is said that he has already found a psychiatrist.

Henry Zhang opened the window and looked into the distance.

There was a smirk on the corner of his mouth, hum, fighting with Pindao?I can't beat you to death!Let you step on my feet.

Because the wife of the eighth room was ill and the warlord’s teeth fell out, Happy Camp happily threw the last recorded program into the trash can, and then invited Henry Zhang’s Shushan to the program group again, and made Shushan happily Biography session.It's a pleasure to play.

Also due to various reasons of the eighth house aunt, the release time was postponed.

The Legend of Shushan is the only one, a very vulgar story, avoiding the top May Day files, choosing not to release it when there are many movies, promoting slogans, and creating a precedent for real martial arts movies.

Kung fu in our country has always been very powerful, such as domestic martial arts competitions, martial arts, and the Asian Games in the Olympic Games, K0 Japanese samurai, and kicking the Thai boxing champion. They have always been very enthusiastic.It is said that a certain stupid Japanese player came to our country to compete and yelled so arrogantly that he almost beat the sick man of East Asia. He was kicked by a Chinese martial arts master within a few seconds of playing, and his instant kill was very good.

Mr. Jin Yong’s martial arts novels became popular in the mainland, and Chinese kung fu was also brought to the world by Bruce Lee, making more people familiar with the mysterious Chinese martial arts. They doubt whether it is really possible to fly over walls. Many foreigners even came to my country to learn kung fu.

What iron palm floats on the water, what is the great method of transferring flowers and trees, what is the great shifting of the universe, the grasping of nine Yin and white bones, and one-finger Zen. Not only foreign people are curious, but Chinese people are also curious, really?Is it really possible?

Henry Zhang came with an iron proof, yes.This is real.

When I was watching Fox Confused, I was always questioning Henry Zhang’s kung fu. When I watched the filming of Shushan Biography, I kicked and broke the tree. In the feature film, Henry Zhang didn’t use any strength, and he was flying martial arts. His body swayed up the tree and he believed it. This is real kung fu.

The indifference in the eyes, the flowing robes and long sleeves, the determination to hold a long sword, in order to maintain the righteousness of the entire sect, Ling Ran, for the generosity of the common people in the world, he died with a paralyzed face, and the extraordinary and refined performance of not sticking to the fireworks of the world. The words are vivid, the lines are few, the compassion and determination in the eyes seem to explain everything. As a disciple of Shushan, he should be like this, a calm and reliable person.

The story is bad, as long as the people are good, half of it is supported by appearance, and the other half is supported by kung fu.

The box office is still good, Lao Xiao even sent the film abroad to participate in the Cannes Film Festival,

In recent years, kung fu movies have become very popular.Back then, Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon was very fruitful. In recent years, Kung Fu Panda is also Chinese Kung Fu. Although it is a cartoon, it has a very good box office.

Even if it can't win the best actor or the best translated film, at least let foreigners see the rising kung fu superstar of the new generation.

Teacher Cheng is an old man.Carried forward his kung fu and made a lot of action movies. How many people haven't seen his police story, it's a classic, and he successfully broke into Hollywood.

Mr. Li is also a superstar, not to mention his perfect performance of Wong Fei Hung, but the Death Squad he played with Stallone's sunset red tough guys is also very exciting, and he is number one in the world.

There is also Mr. Zhen. It is estimated that many people first recognize him as Chen Zhen, Fist of Fury.Awesome.

But they are all over fifty.We grew up watching their movies, but they are old.Time is so unforgiving.I hope that when they bring more works, they will also worry about the health of the teachers.

There are several domestic martial arts stars who are famous, who can go abroad like Mr. Cheng and Mr. Li.

,lesser.

Lao Xiao's company wants to go international, so it has to produce works. Lao Xiao pushed Shushan Chuan to the international market, and also pushed Henry Zhang to the international market. step.

The domestic box office is good. Henry Zhang not only got the remuneration promised in the original contract, but also got a share, which will be divided into hundreds of millions of box office.

He was not at home, and the Dali King Kong Pills had been supervised by the Yaonan for sales, so Henry Zhang counted his current property, damn it, he made a fortune.

Dali Pill earned 10,000+ after excluding the cost, and Hu Huo also gained. Zhan Jun gave him 20, and this Shushan legend, after calculation, it can be more than 300 million.

More than 300 million!

"I haven't made this much money in more than 200 years."

Henry Zhang muttered to himself, really, he has lived for more than 200 years, and he has never made so much money together.

"Master, I also have money."

Qingyu took out his piggy bank and took it out one hundred and one hundred.

"Uncle Zhan gave me [-] yuan for filming a TV series, and he also gave me [-] yuan in salary every month, as well as red envelopes for Chinese New Year, you see

, so much money. "

His piggy bank was not small, it was big, about the size of a real Piggy. The kind that can throw 10 yuan into it.

"Master, is the money we earned enough to build the Taoist Palace?"

"I have the money to build the Taoist Palace, but I don't need yours."

Donated by others, given by Zhan Jun, and earned by himself, there is more than enough money to build the Taoist Palace.

In addition, Dali Jingang Pills are selling well now, even if they stop acting from now on, after Tongbai Palace is built, they don't have to worry about not having income and not being able to maintain expenses.

"Then what are you going to do with the money?"

People who practice Taoism don't have so much pursuit of money. If it weren't for building Taoist palaces, neither of them would do this business.Now that the wish has come true, the money does not know how to use it.

"Keep it, in case it's useful in the future."

"If ordinary people have money, they will buy a car or a house."

Qingyu thought, look at where they live now, or in Zhan Jun's house.

"How about we go out and buy a house?"

Henry Zhang really has this idea.

Zhan Jun’s house is very lively. The master and apprentice, Monk Miaojing and Jingxu, it doesn’t matter if they cook or not. The two young ones are fighting to clean the room. If they are both at home, it will be all kinds of troubles. Miaojing will run against Henry , Henry Zhang anxiously scolded him for being stupid, and then called the Yaonan to speak ill of Miaojing.Miaojing just sat down and recited the Vajra Fumo mantra, absolutely wanting to accept this old man.

Henry Zhang went upstairs, pulled down Zhanjun, and pointed to Miaojing, you are the head of the household, drive this bald donkey out for me.

Miaojing said that the benefactor is merciful, and doing good deeds now is to accumulate virtue in the future. Doesn’t the benefactor not want everything he wants to come true?Don't the donor want to have a happy love?

--------Updated, whoever saw my child, come and collect Zhizhi!hair

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