The actor sells powerful pills

Chapter 71 Turning into a Frog

Henry Zhang endured it, and did not slap him, but quietly threw the things in his hand to the ground. Old Xiao cast a questioning look, not angry, right?Henry Zhang smiled at him and said it was okay.Male No. [-] and Lao Xiao went up to guess riddles.

Old Xiao was even more ruthless, just glanced at the question.

"Are there more men than women at the scene?"

"man."

"What do you call a few people who snatch other people's husbands?"

Male number two is awesome.

"Shameless little three."

"How else will you scold?"

The second male number glanced at his aunt.Gritting teeth.

"Fox spirit."

Yes, there is a woman with a fox tail on the question board.

"Zhao Benshan acted in a sketch back then. He went to act as a fake factory director at a banquet, and then he came home with a bunch of things. Someone performed this action just now. What is it called?"

"Screw the bastard, fuck a few eggs. Bullshit!"

Oye, so smart.

The warlord and his concubine stopped doing it when they heard the insinuation, and stood up arguing.

"They call it personal attack, why don't you care about them. I protest, I will notify the company's lawyer to sue you

them! "

The aunt yelled, and before she finished speaking, she felt something crawling in her clothes.

Itching and swishing, it climbed up directly along the back, a feeling of furry crawling against the skin, the aunt screamed, jumped up and down, and slapped her clothes hard.

"Something is crawling, hurry up!"

Regardless of how many spectators were there, the warlord was about to tear off her clothes, so the warlord hurried forward, lifted her clothes from the back, and reached out to touch her.

"oops!"

The warlord breathed out in pain, and when he took out his hand again, blood was all over his fingers.Like being bitten by something.

There was commotion at the scene, what was in the aunt's clothes?What is it that can bite a person's finger?The concubine saw the bloody fingers of the warlord, screamed and immediately unbuttoned her shirt, jumping and jumping again and again, the big smash (Mimi) kept shaking, the camera close-up, the snow-white smashed with marks, It looks like it was kissed.

The otaku's nosebleeds flowed backwards like a river, swaying and smashing, with deep grooves and red hoods.Goddesses don't look as good without clothes.

A little white mouse jumped out of the clothes with a squeak and onto the drop.The little paws on the front were erected, as if greeting everyone with the little pink paws.Then he quickly went backstage.

The scene was chaotic, the goddess screamed at a high octave, and fainted instantly.The warlord chased the mouse and stepped on it.Mr. He took several steps back, and the scene manager, director, and camera all rushed up to beat the mouse.Well done, how could there be mice in the goddess' clothes.

This show really can't be recorded, it's a mess.

Lao Xiao pulled the male number two and Henry Zhang hurriedly stood at the farthest point to watch the show.

"Don't go there, let's just watch the fun."

What TV station has encountered such a big event when recording a program?It's so fun, take a good look, tsk tsk, it looks like the goddess's smashing is done, and it's filled with a lot of silicone.I don't believe it. How can I not sag when I am in my forties?

Henry Zhang still looked as usual, without any expression.

Stop recording the program and save people first.

The field affairs asked Henry Zhang and the others to go back to the dressing room to wait, and wait for a while to inform them what to do.

Henry Zhang followed the staff inside, and bent over to pick up a white handkerchief when passing a turn.

"Huh? Who is so childlike, and still uses a handkerchief to fold mice. This was when I was very young, and my mother coaxed me to play." The second male number saw Henry Zhang's palm, which was a small mouse made of handkerchiefs, especially cute.

Henry Zhang disassembled the little mouse, and the little mouse restored the square handkerchief, folded it, and put it in his pocket.

"When Qingyu was a child, she would argue with me about stacking mice. She was bored for a while, so she forgot to take it here."

"Teacher Zhang really loves his apprentice."

The staff searched the corners, but did not see the little white mouse.

As for the little mouse that came running?Who knows, where there are people, there are mice and cockroaches, it is well known

The production team of Mrs. Eighth House protested severely, jumping up and down and yelling at the host and director, and the loud voice was transmitted to their dressing room.The male number two made a cut, and Lao Xiao smoked calmly.Zhan Jun got in and brought a lot of fruit to Henry Zhang to eat.

"I sent a lot of food to those little girls, and they helped a lot."

"Thank them well."

"I know, don't worry, they are all from this city. I sent a car to take them home safely and gave them gifts. And your signature."

Henry Zhang was relieved now, and those little girls helped him support the scene.

Peeled an orange and handed it to Zhan Jun. Every piece of orange Zhan Jun ate was heart-warmingly sweet.Lao Xiao finished smoking this cigarette and checked the time

"They haven't finished yet? When will the quarrel last? If we don't hurry up, we'll go back to the hotel."

"I'll ask."

Zhan Jun also didn’t want Henry Zhang to be too tired. It was so exhausting to catch a plane back and forth from north to south, and let them waste time arguing.

He knocked on the door of the dressing room opposite, and the host, Teacher He, opened the door.Zhan Jun looked inside and lowered his voice.

"Mr. He, haven't they stopped yet? Is this show still recorded? Or should we go back first and wait for your notification before we come again? Henry Zhang is tired. He was promoting in the north yesterday, and he will go to another city tomorrow. Time delay Sorry."

Teacher He turned his head to look inside and sighed.

"They want to say that we can control people but not mice. You go back first, coordinate as soon as possible, or trouble Henry Zhang to complete the recording of the show again."

"Then let's go first. You persuade the director not to be angry, some actors just have no quality."

Zhan Jun is also on fire in his heart, he must have nothing good to say, can he be happy to bully Henry Zhang so much on stage?

"Who do you say has no quality? The mouse was placed by Henry Zhang!"

The aunt also heard it, the flames of war shifted, and the muzzle was aimed at Henry Zhang.

"Let me tell you, don't spitting blood, don't think you are a woman, you just bully Henry Zhang and don't like to talk, you are fucking comparing each other, I slap you, believe it or not?"

Zhan Jun scolded directly.

"Just because you are a woman, you have always been very courteous to you, don't fuck your face, bullying Henry Zhang on stage, I haven't settled accounts with you yet."

"It was he who did it. The mouse that Henry Zhang transformed into a magic trick made me embarrassed, and I never finished with him!"

The aunt's words made the director Mr. He laugh and everyone laughed. This woman must have something in her head.

"Are you stupid? Heartless? Have you read too many fantasy novels?"

Illusion?Hex?Dear, it's the 21st century, after the founding of the People's Republic of China, goblins can't become spirits, this isn't Harry Potter, did they go to the wrong set?

“Henry Zhang is not a human being!”

The aunt jumped and cursed.Zhan Jun's face turned cold.

"Old-nosed, miscellaneous old man!"

Warlords add oil and vinegar.

Zhan Jun didn't say a word, strode over, and punched the warlord directly in the face, fuck you, you're a fucking old bastard!

The warlord flew out sideways, and fell to the floor with a bang. Zhan Jun's full-strength punch made everyone see how tough and powerful his fist was. It knocked out several of the warlord's teeth, followed by blood The foam flew out.

''ah! ,,

The aunt screamed out.

Zhan Jun grabbed his concubine by the neck and pulled it in front of her.

“Bitch, let me tell you, if you say another damn word to insult Henry Zhang, he will be your fate!”

The concubine has never been threatened by this kind of intimidation. She cried and screamed and almost rolled on the floor.

"I want to sue you, I want to call the police!"

There was a commotion here, and Lao Xiao had come to see it a long time ago. The warlord's concubine made such a fuss, and Lao Xiao frowned.

"It was you who insulted our actor first. He has been patient and gracious and doesn't care about you, but he is not weak to be bullied. If you want to call the police, it's okay. Let's publish the paragraph just now to see if you are right or Henry Zhang Innocent. Just wait and see!"

"He's not human, he's an old man, he knows magic tricks, and he framed me!"

The concubine is still yelling.

"Well, since you said I framed you, then I'll frame you openly."

Henry Zhang looked very helpless, with a seal on his hand, one hand resting on his elbow, and two fingers pointing up to the sky.Stand up straight, close your eyes, and mutter something.

"I curse you to death."

Wearing a casual suit and a ponytail, he began to chant the mantra very seriously.

"Don't make trouble."

Zhan Jun looks funny, don't be so serious about making jokes.

"Curse you for turning into a frog."

Henry Zhang was even more ruthless, pointing at his aunt.

"Heavenly and earthly, Sanqing Yuanzun is about to appear, quickly turn him into a frog, crawling all over the ground and screaming."

Putting his finger between his eyebrows, he pointed sharply at his aunt.

"Become a frog, become a frog."

The aunt was so frightened to see if she had turned into a frog with a white belly and green skin.

Everyone was silent for a full minute, the director and Teacher He burst out laughing first, Henry Zhang was doing funny things seriously, so cute.

"Didn't he say that he is not a human being? Can he do demon magic? Isn't there nothing wrong with it? You should see the doctor if you have hallucinations. It was your fault for today's matter. Boss Henry Zhangzhan and the others were all blamed by you for no reason It’s involved, if you insist on calling the police, it’s okay, we will post the whole story behind the scenes on the Internet, let everyone comment on it, and let the police investigate and collect evidence. As for whether you can continue to record the program, it depends on your opinion , If you rush to record the program, make sure you don’t make any more personal attacks, don’t insult Buddhism and Taoism, then our program will not be easy to do. If you don’t record it, we will cut off all your performances today.”

The aunt's crew has never received such treatment.

"I will negotiate with your director!"

Armed with the warlord, to go.Passing by Henry Zhang Zhanjun’s side, he gave Henry Zhang a fierce look.

Henry Zhang pointed at his aunt.

"Become a frog."

The auntie crew left, and Henry Zhang’s so-called turning into a frog was just a small prank in the eyes of everyone, and they didn’t take it seriously.

The director and director went to a meeting to study how to do this issue of Happy Camp.Let Henry Zhang and the others go back to the hotel first and wait for the notice.

Not to mention how Henry Zhang and his party went back to the hotel to rest.

---------- Heaven is spirited, earth is spirited, Buddhas and Yuanzun are about to manifest their spirits, bless me to be collected, the great god is lucky, bless

I am loved by God Zhizhi.Bless me to be loved by God of Wealth!

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