Little slutty celestial master

Gao Kun paused, turned his head and looked at Li Weiran in a daze: "Hey, what are you talking about?"

Li Weiran glanced back at Li Zian, and repeated in a low voice, "I said, my uncle came out a few years ago."

Gao Kun couldn't help following Li Weiran and looked back at Li Zi'an, and said in a low voice, "You mean Teacher Li is the same as us?"

Li Weiran nodded: "That's right, my uncle is also a gay like us, no, my uncle is too old to be considered a gay, he is a big gay."

Gao Kun was shocked: "Hey, you can't tell!"

"Are you kidding me? How can you tell about this kind of thing?" Li Weiran raised an eyebrow at Gao Kun, "When I hooked up with you, I called you husband every day, didn't you realize that I'm a gay? .”

"Now you will stop barking after hooking up." Gao Kun said in a low voice.

"what?"

"I said you don't call me husband very much now."

"I didn't call you. Didn't I call you last night?"

"I mean normal."

"Oh, you're talking about my uncle, why did it involve the two of us?" Li Weiran turned his head, "Gao Kun, how many years older than my uncle do you think your master is? Why is he still a bachelor? ah?"

Gao Kun didn't want to discuss his master and Li Weiran's uncle, he just wanted to discuss him and Li Weiran, but Li Weiran changed the subject, so he could only change the subject accordingly.

"Because my master has no money, so I can't find a wife." Gao Kun replied in a low voice.

Li Weiran: "That's it?"

"Hey, you don't know, my master is really poor like me, so no woman wants to live with my master."

Li Weiran looked at Gao Kun coldly: "Then tell me, if I didn't tell you that my uncle is also gay, then in your opinion, why doesn't my uncle find a wife?"

"It's very simple. Your family's conditions are good, so Teacher Li is quite picky."

"If you choose again, can you pick thirty old people?"

"Uh……"

?? And your master, how can you miss your master so much? You say that you and your master are poor, and I can live with you. Why would other women not want to live with your master? "

11&.,'

"If you think about it in another direction, maybe it's not that no women are willing to follow your master? It's that your master doesn't want to find a wife."

"Hey, I just remembered when you said that. The younger sister of the hotel proprietress where my master worked used to like my master, but my master didn't like him at all. Alas, it seems that my master really doesn't want to find a wife."

"That's right. If you continue to think about it, why has your master been unwilling to find a wife?"

"This... Hey, don't you want to say that my master is the same?"

Li Weiran nodded sharply: "Yes, sure, otherwise why didn't he get married?"

Gao Kun shook his head: "Impossible hey, my master is absolutely possible."

"It's impossible, I think you may be very serious," Li Weiran looked back at Li Zi'an with a gloomy face while speaking, "Not only that, I also suspect that my little uncle and your master are two people. are dating."

Gao Kun's eyes widened in fright: "This, how is this possible?"

Li Weiran continued to talk to Gao Kun with a gossipy face: "What's more, you don't know, when your master came back a few days ago, he hugged my uncle and said he missed my uncle so much."

Gao Kun pushed hard, and the slippery big fish he was holding flew out of his hand!

Li Weiran winked at Gao Kun meanly: "Believe me, your master and my uncle are definitely having an affair."

The two talked more and more vigorously, and their voices became louder and louder. At the end, they were so fascinated that they forgot where they were.

Li Zian raised his head and looked coldly at Li Weiran who was gesticulating: "Li Weiran, what are you talking about?"

Li Weiran raised his hand, and Li Zian sneered: "Who did I have an affair with just now?"

Li Weiran shrank his head, turned his back to his uncle and said, "I didn't, I didn't say anything, you heard it wrong

"

Standing in front of the stove, Gao Xu, who was making sauce, raised his head: "Gao Kun, have you packed up all the fish?"

Gao Kun nodded: "Soon."

"Hurry up!"

??immediately! "

Li Weiran leaned close to Gao Kun's ear and whispered, "Why do you say that your master is just like my uncle, just so in love? Others are venting their anger. You are also the reincarnation of a celestial master. How can you not save any face for you?" Woolen cloth……"

Gao Kun scratched the scales of the fish: "Shh, stop talking, my master and Mr. Li are listening now."

Gao Kun kindly reminded, but it's a pity that Li Weiran couldn't stop now: "My uncle is too, and I am also his boss. He yells at me, so why don't you yell at my grandpa and my father? Isn't it just bullying me when I am young..."

Li Zi'an squinted at Li Weiran's curly haired head, this little bastard is really too arrogant, and the more he talked about it, the more he got excited.

Taking his hand out of the vegetable bowl, Li Zian walked towards Li Weiran, and wrung it hard on the soft skin of Li Weiran's neck with his wet hands. After a little thinning, Shi Shiran went back to wash the vegetables.

Li Weiran held his mouth and covered his head, looking at his uncle's back without daring to take a breath.

Gao Xu walked over with a chopstick and a cigarette in his mouth: "Is it packed?"

Gao Kun replied: "Soon."

Gao Xu squatted down, reached out to grab the last fish in the big basin, put his chopsticks into the fish's mouth and pressed it, and within two seconds, the big fish that had been wagging its tail whimpered in front of Li Weiran.

Li Weiran looked at the fish in Gao Xu's hand stupidly, Gao Xu snorted at Li Weiran, and said while tidying up the fish: "Hey, next time you want to speak ill of your uncle, remember to hide under the covers. "

Li Weiran: "..." Who is this?

Gao Xu turned his head to look at Gao Kun, and said in his mouth: "There is no soy sauce, take Hey Hey and go out to buy a bottle of soy sauce, here Master will clean up

"

%;.

Gao Kun nodded, washed his hands, and forcibly left the kitchen with Li Weiran, who still refused to leave the kitchen.

"I feel that your master seems to have let go, and he should apologize to my uncle." Li Weiran said behind Gao Kun

"Yes, my master is not angry now," Gao Kun turned his head and smiled, "I guess he wanted to apologize to Mr. Li a long time ago, but we are also in the kitchen, so we couldn't apologize."

Li Weiran chuckled: "It is estimated that your master has been waiting for us to leave, but in the end we have not left, so he has no choice but to let us come out to make soy sauce."

Gao Kun pursed his lips and smiled: "When we go back, my master and Teacher Li should be reconciled."

Li Weiran shook his head: "It's hard to say, my uncle is actually not that easy to coax."

Gao Kun didn't speak, but turned his head and kept looking around.

Li Weiran rolled his eyes: "Gao Kun, what are you looking at?"

Gao Kun leaned in front of Li Weiran: "Hey, we haven't kissed yet today. There is no one around here. Let's kiss each other."

"Didn't you kiss anyone today?" Li Weiran stretched out his arms to put Gao Kun in his arms, "Then hurry up and have a boo."

After kissing shamelessly for several minutes, Gao Kun and Li Weiran reluctantly parted, reached out and took out a lollipop from his trouser pocket, stuffed it into Li Weiran's mouth, and held Li Weiran's hand: "Let's go, let's go buy soy sauce .”

"Really go."

"Otherwise where do we go?"

Li Weiran tilted his head with a lollipop in his mouth and thought for a while: "Go, come with me."

Li Weiran took Li Kun to a Watson's near the supermarket, and went straight to the shelf where the condoms were placed.

"We're leaving tomorrow, and we have to get the oil and covers ready for the road."

Gao Kun: "..."

Li Weiran ignored the curious eyes around him, and stood in front of the shelf to study the condom.

This is the first time he has come to buy a small raincoat when he grows up.

Gao Kun's face was flushed by the people around him, but even so, he still raised his eyebrows and let go of Li Weiran's hand.

"How many should we bring?" Li Weiran touched his chin and pondered, "I guess we don't have much time to check our bodies." Gao Kun leaned in front of Li Weiran, looked at the covers and said in a low voice: "Just bring one box of each kind. gone."

"So much, can I use it up?"

"You can bring it back if you don't use it up."

Li Weiran suddenly realized: "That's right, just bring a box of one type? I want to use this granular type tonight," "Hush, be quiet, they are all watching us."

Li Weiran turned his head and met the curious eyes around him.

Blushing, Li Weiran lowered his head abruptly: "Why are they looking at me like that, I'm not buying anything strange."

Gao Kun glanced at the hands he and Li Weiran were still holding together, and said, "Let's go, let's go, we won't buy it."

"Why don't you buy it, buy it and go."

"Hurry up then."

They took a box of each type of condom from the store, and after paying the bill, Li Weiran and Gao Kun hurriedly left Watsons without looking back.

"No one took pictures just now," Li Weiran turned around, "I don't want to see any news about 'a couple of gays holding hands and going to Watsons to buy raincoats' later on the Internet."

"No, I've been watching," Gao Kun let go of Li Weiran's hand, "You wait for me here, I'll go to the supermarket to buy a bottle of soy sauce

VI

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"Are you really buying it?"

Li Kun nodded: "If you don't buy it, my master will lose face."

Li Weiran: "Then you go, I'll study what kind of condom we two use tonight."

"There's no need to study," Gao Kun's mouth curled up, "We won't be able to use any of these two days."

Li Weiran: "Who is it, why don't you use it if you buy it."

Gao Kun smiled: "Wait for me."

When he bought the soy sauce and walked to the door of the house, Li Weiran changed the condom and the soy sauce in Li Kun's hand: "You put this in our room, and I will send the soy sauce to your master." Damn it will be in the living room Li, as soon as he sees what he is carrying, he must open it to take a look, so he must not carry this condom.

Gao Kun nodded: "Okay, I will keep it."

When they returned to the kitchen with the soy sauce, Li Zi'an and Gao Xu stood together and chatted happily. Everything was exactly as Gao Kun said. As soon as they left, Gao Xu made Li Zi'an feel comfortable.

As soon as he saw Li Weiran, Gao Xu coughed unnaturally, and turned back to work in front of the stove.

Li Zi'an smiled and waved to Li Weiran: "Hey, come and taste the cold dishes mixed by my uncle, is it delicious?"

"Call me Li Weiran when you are angry, and call me Hey when you are not angry. This person is really..." Li Weiran stood still and whispered to his uncle.

Li Zian narrowed his eyes: "What did you say?"

Li Weiran shook his head: "I didn't say anything."

"come over."

"Oh."

"Open your mouth!"

"ah."

"Go out and find your mother, dinner will be served soon."

"Um.,,

Today's dinner was extremely lively, but the excitement has nothing to do with Li Weiran, Gao Kun, and Xiong Shuo. Although one of them is the leader, one is the reincarnation of a celestial master, and the other is a monster, they are the youngest, which means that they cannot Roll up your sleeves and punch like Li Weiran's father and the others.

After stuffing his stomach with food, Li Weiran went back to the room bored. Gao Kun and Xiong Shuo were going to pour wine for the elders on the table. He was bored sitting alone, so he might as well go back to the room to play games.

Back in the room, Li Weiran lay down on the bed, and fell asleep on the bed before he could open the game.

When Li Weiran opened his eyes again and sat up from the bed, Gao Kun was packing his things with his upper body bare.

"what time is it now?"

Gao Kun turned his head, walked towards Li Weiran with a smile, and made a gesture to kiss Li Weiran.

Li Weiran hurriedly ducked his head: "Don't, I seemed to fall asleep without taking a shower or brushing my teeth last night. Don't kiss me." "I washed it for you," Gao Kun kissed Li Weiran on the mouth, "You Does this little lazy pig sleep so well that it doesn't even know to help you take a bath?"

Li Weiran lowered his head and found that he had changed into a set of Jingdong pajamas.

"I don't know," Li Weiran raised his head, "I haven't been drinking, how could I not know if you help me take a bath?"

Li Kun smiled: "Maybe it's because you're too tired, it's still early, you're sleeping."

"I can't sleep anymore," Li Weiran reached out to touch Gao Kun's abdominal muscles, "Let's do some exercise."

Gao Kun shook his head without thinking: "No, we can't exercise these few days, or you won't be able to bear it."

??If you can't exercise, why buy so many sets?" Li Weiran threw Li Kun down, "Come on my husband, let's try that granular set. "

"Hey, stop making trouble, your mother is here."

"How is it possible? My mother has to take a beauty sleep. She won't get up before nine o'clock."

"Really, I heard your mother's footsteps. You are about to get off me. It's not good for your mother to see you like this."

Sure enough, as soon as Li Kun spoke, there was a knock on the door, and Wei Fei's voice came from outside the door: "Gao Kun, my family is up too?"

Li Weiran turned to the door and shouted: "Mom, I'm getting up, why are you looking for me?"

??Baby, mommy and your daddy can't fall asleep. You're going out this afternoon. Come and talk to mommy and daddy, okay? "Okay, Mom, you go down first, I'll be right there."

As soon as Wei Fei left, Li Weiran's body softened, and he slammed on Gao Kun: "Do you think my mother installed a camera in my room? Why did my mother come up as soon as I woke up?"

"How is that possible?" Gao Kun stretched out his hand and patted Li Weiran's butt, "Go, don't let the elders wait for you."

Li Weiran rubbed his ass off Gao Kun's body, and before leaving, he reluctantly touched Gao Kun's abs: "Don't forget to put on our condoms."

Gao Kun laughed: "Understood, let's go."

"Bobo me!"

Gao Kun obediently leaned over and kissed Li Weiran, and Li Weiran went downstairs with his mobile phone to accompany his parents contentedly.

They cleaned up all morning without rush, and at noon Li Weiran and the others had all packed up and were ready to leave early.

Before leaving, Wei Fei walked up to Gao Kun: "Gao Kun, my family can't compare to you? He was raised by me as a child, and has an impulsive temper. This time when you go far away, the Jiuying will probably send his men to assassinate you , you take better care of my family.',

Gao Kun nodded: "Don't worry, Auntie, with me here, nothing will happen to you."

Wei Fei smiled, turned around and came to Li Weiran again: "Baby, there is no other place in Tibet, you must pay attention

Wear sunscreen, or you'll really get sunburned. "

"Don't worry mom, I'll wrap myself up."

"You can't be impulsive, and you can't be brave. Although you are the leader, you have to discuss it with your uncle and the others before doing things.

Down. "

"understood."

Wei Fei took a deep breath: "Go out, the journey is smooth, and you will surely get Dayi's magic bow successfully."

Li Weiran nodded, reached out to hug his family members, then turned around and boarded the bus to the airport with Gao Kun and the others.

Because of altitude sickness and other issues, their plan was to take a plane to Sichuan, and then take a train from Sichuan to Tibet. After a few days of adaptation in Lhasa, they climbed Kunlun Mountains to pick up bows and arrows.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, they arrived at Sichuan Airport, and around eight o'clock in the evening, Li Weiran and the others boarded the train.

For the convenience of this operation, except for the familiar faces of Gao Xu, Li Weiran only brought seven or eight monster catchers. In order to take care of each other along the way, Li Zijin directly helped them book a carriage for everyone They all rested in one place.

As soon as he got on the train, Gao Kun opened Li Weiran's suitcase, took out the small sheet and quilt cover he had prepared in the morning, and quickly changed the sheet and quilt cover for Li Weiran.

Li Zian was lying on the lower bunk opposite, watching Gao Kun busy serving Li Weiran with cold eyes.

Gao Kun couldn't stand being watched by Li Zian, and after helping Li Weiran put on the pillow, he couldn't help but look back at Li Zian and asked, "Mr. Li, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Gao Kun, it's only two days, are you going to change the sheets and quilts?"

"As for," Gao Kun nodded, "Hey, he's a little bit of a bed, if he doesn't change it, he won't be able to sleep well."

"Didn't he bring clothes, wouldn't it be good to sleep with the clothes at night?"

"Then how can I sleep well?" Gao Kun picked up the fruit on the table, "Mr. Li, I'm going to wash some fruit for you, do you want to make a cup of tea for you?"

Li Zian shook his head: "No need, go get busy, I won't bother you to serve the little emperor."

Said not to disturb, but Li Zian still couldn't help peeking, watching Gao Kun sitting on the bunk with the washed fruit coaxing Li Weiran to eat fruit, watching, Li Zian felt inexplicably choked up Huo, what the hell, they are all surnamed Gao, why is this master not as considerate as his apprentice.

Li Weiran sat on the bunk and was sulking. He originally slept in the private room where he and Gao Kun slept together, and he was still complacent along the way, thinking that he could do some bad things with Gao Kun as written in the little yellow text, but he ended up doing it. After the train, he found out that he had booked them into a four-person room. Now it's all right. In front of his uncle, don't talk about secretly doing this and that with Gao Kun, they can't even have a boo.

Gao Kun sat with Li Weiran for a while before being called out by Gao Xu, only Li Weiran and Li Zi'an were left in the private room.

Li Weiran looked at his uncle strangely while eating the fruit: "Uncle, why are you looking at me like that?"

"Hey, let's change places with Uncle," Li Zian said, "Uncle will sleep in bed at night, so I can't sleep well here."

Li Weiran: ''..."

Li Zi'an sighed, and turned his back to Li Weiran: "Forget it, uncle lied to you, uncle is going to bed first, remember to wear headphones when you play games."

"understood."

Li Zian fell asleep, and Li Weiran also felt that it was nothing interesting. He took off his shoes and lay down. While playing games, he felt drowsy. After playing, he fell asleep.

The consequence of not going to the bathroom before going to bed is to sleep until midnight and be woken up by peeing. Li Weiran opened his eyes, tiptoedly put on his shoes, and just remembered to go to the bathroom, but stopped when he saw his uncle.

His brother-in-law said today that he would recognize the bed, so he is not asleep now, is he?

Although Li Weiran didn't know how his uncle would start to sleep well, Li Weiran decided to care about his uncle.Stretching out his hand to push Li Zian, Li Weiran called out cautiously: "Uncle, are you asleep?"

Li Zian was sleeping soundly, frowning and reaching out to pat Li Weiran's forehead: "Get lost!"

Li Weiran rubbed his forehead and carefully opened the door of the private room and walked out. As soon as he went out, he was startled by a person standing in front of the window and jumped up.

Qing Jing rushed to Li Weiran and covered Li Weiran's mouth: "Shh, don't talk, don't disturb others."

Li Weiran patted his chest, and looked at Qing Jing in shock: "Uncle Smelly, you don't sleep in the middle of the night, why are you standing here?

Qingjing smiled wryly: "Hey, hey, uncle can't sleep, so I came to see the scenery."

Li Weiran leaned over to the window: "It's dark, where can I see the scenery?"

Qing Jing smiled and reached out to pat Li Weiran: "Go to the bathroom quickly, or you should pee your pants."

Li Weiran frowned: "You wait, I'll go to the bathroom first, and then I'll accompany you to see the scenery."

After rushing to the bathroom to solve the problem, Li Weiran returned to Qingjing with ease, and whispered to Qingjing, "Uncle, do you miss your family?"

Qingjing nodded: "As long as I close my eyes now, I will see my family members."

Li Weiran sighed, and just when he was about to speak to comfort Qing Jing, Gao Kun's hurried voice came from the private room: "Hey, danger, come here quickly."

Li Weiran was taken aback, but before he could respond, a hand stretched out from the wall beside him and grabbed his arm!