Little slutty celestial master

Gao Kun echoed Li Weiran: "Hey, you are right, I have never regarded myself as Zhang Tianshi, and he and I are two people."

"It's kind of interesting," Li Zi'an said, "But that's good too, so you won't be able to tell yourself apart, and live a lifetime in chaos."

Gao Kun nodded and smiled at Li Weiran. Li Weiran winked at Gao Kun and flirted with Liu An, the straight man beside him.

Liu An rubbed his hands unbearably, and said, "Let's stop talking about those useless things, let's get straight to the point." How to deal with Jiuying?"

"Let me say it first," Liu An said, "Let me first talk about our opinion from Fang Fang."

Gao Xu sighed helplessly: "Okay then, Captain Liu, you go first."

"It's actually quite simple, you can finish it in one sentence," Liu An smiled at the crowd, "Just let our Gao Tianshi lead Jiuying to the place prepared by the police, and then our police will use bombs to blow up Jiuying. die."

Gao Kun shook his head slowly, Li Qingquan looked at Liu An and said, "Captain Liu, it won't work, what you said won't kill Jiuying."

"Why can't I kill him, old man? Although that monster is powerful, he is also made of flesh and blood. Could it be that our modern hot weapons can't beat him?"

"The old monster Jiuying was conceived from the vitality of yin and yang in the deep mountains and great swamps. Jiuying was born directly from heaven and earth. It has no soul and soul, and its body is extremely tyrannical. So even if it is Captain Liu, you can kill him Break it into pieces, as long as there is still spiritual energy in the world, Jiuying can recover his body." Li Qingquan said slowly.

"Damn it... Maybe this thing can't be killed..." Liu An scolded through gritted teeth.

"Kill to death." Gao Kun said slowly.

Everyone looked at Gao Kun at the same time, Liu An asked anxiously: "How to kill, tell me quickly."

"Jiu Ying lives by the yin and yang vitality in the heaven and earth. I can easily kill Jiu Ying as long as I dissipate the vitality in his body." Li Kun said.

"How come?" Li Zi'an said, "After it's gone, can't he reabsorb that vitality?"

"Use Dayi's Divine Bow and Divine Arrow," Gao Kun said slowly, "Other instruments can't hurt Jiuying's root, but Dayi's bow and arrow can, as long as I shoot Jiuying with the arrow left by Dayi The head can dissipate the vitality of Jiuying's body, and Jiuying can no longer absorb the yin and yang vitality in the world."

Liu An looked at Gao Kun in a daze, and said, "I feel like I'm listening to a fairy tale..."

"Shut up," Li Weiran stretched out his hand and pinched Liu An, then asked Gao Kun, "Then Gao Kun, do you know where the Divine Bow is now?"

Gao Kun nodded: "I know, at the dragon vein of Kunlun Mountain, we just need to go and get the bow and arrow back."

"Kunlun Mountain seems to be quite far away..."

"You have to get it far away," Li Qingquan said, "You guys have a good rest these two days, and you will go to Kunlun Mountain to get bows and arrows in a few days." "I'll get someone to prepare climbing supplies, this should be prepared early," Li Zijin stood up , "Go ahead, Gao Kun, tell your master the specific method."

"understood."

Li Weiran rubbed his stomach, he was so tired that he couldn't bear it anymore, he slumped on the sofa with his pillow in his arms and closed his eyes: "You guys continue to discuss, I'll take a close look."

Li Qingquan looked at Li Weiran and said, "Grandpa sees that you seem to be very tired, how about this, you all go back to your room to rest now, and dinner is at..."

Li Weiran closed his eyes, his head became more and more confused, and in the end he couldn't hear anything.

When he opened his eyes again, there was no one beside him except Liu An who looked down at the document. "Wake up," Liu An turned his head, "You can really sleep!"

Li Weiran rubbed his eyes: "Where are the others? Where is Gao Kun?"

"I don't know where the others went, but your boyfriend and his master went into the kitchen."

"Kitchen? Is it time for dinner?"

??Soon. ,,

"Hey, why don't you go home, brother Liu? Don't you have to cook for sister-in-law today?"

"Your sister-in-law went shopping with her girlfriends today, Brother Liu has no place to eat, so he can only stay at your house for dinner."

Li Weiran reached out to rub his belly, wrapped the blanket around his body, pulled on his slippers and ran upstairs: "I haven't woken up yet, go to sleep for a while, and remember to call me when you have dinner."

"Hey, what's the matter with you, are you feeling unwell?" Liu An shouted looking at Li Weiran's back.

Li Weiran didn't look back, but ran towards his room with big strides.

As soon as he returned to his room, Li Weiran threw the blanket on the floor, rushed to the bathroom, took off his pants, and sat down on the toilet.

Half an hour later, Li Weiran came out of the bathroom naked, took out a pair of loose beach pants from the closet and put them on? Clutching his stomach and grimacing, he got under the covers.

The pain in his stomach today is the result of his entanglement on Gao Kun's body yesterday and his refusal to get off.

Gao Kun opened the door of Li Weiran's room, and whispered to the bulging quilt on the bed: "Hey, are you awake?"

Li Weiran closed his eyes and hummed weakly twice, signaling Gao Kun that he was awake.

Li Kun walked into the room, picked up the blanket that Li Weiran threw on the ground and put it on the sofa, then went to the bed and sat down, rubbing Li Weiran through the quilt: "What bad things are you doing hiding under the quilt?"

Li Weiran replied in a muffled voice under the quilt: "I didn't do anything bad, my little Ding Ding has no strength, and he won't be able to do anything bad during this time."

"Then why are you hiding under the blanket?" Gao Kun asked with a smile.

Li Weiran held his stomach and hummed aggrievedly: "I'm feeling uncomfortable."

"Where is it uncomfortable?" The smile on Gao Kun's face disappeared, and he reached into the bed to grab Li Weiran, and asked, "Come out and let me have a look."

Li Weiran crawled out of the bed covering his stomach, followed Gao Kun's hand into Li Kun's arms, and put his head obediently on Gao Kun's chest.

"What's wrong?" Gao Kun went to rub Li Weiran's lower abdomen, "Does your stomach hurt?"

"My stomach hurts, and my butt hurts too." Li Weiran nodded, not forgetting to be cute at this time.

Li Kun's hand replaced Li Weiran's: "Did you have diarrhea? How can you have a stomachache?"

"I didn't pull it, I couldn't pull it out," Li Weiran put his arms around Gao Kun's neck, "I guess I didn't clean your thing last night, that's why my stomach hurts."

"Later, I washed it for you when you fell asleep." Gao Kun tilted his head and kissed Li Weiran's cheek, "I was afraid that you would feel uncomfortable, so I washed it very clean. It shouldn't be the reason for that."

"What's the reason?" Li Weiran kept on kissing Gao Kun's face, "Did you catch a cold?"

"It should be, you sit down obediently, and I'll find you a suit."

"Wait," Li Weiran hugged Gao Kun tightly, "Gao Kun, are you here to ask me to eat?"

"No, there are a lot of people eating at home today, so I need to prepare more."

"Then let's have a chat." Li Weiran looked at Gao Kun with bright eyes, "We can go to dinner just after the activities.

"what?"

Li Weiran pushed Gao Kun down on the bed: "Hurry up, I just took a shower, let's fight quickly."

Gao Kun was amused: "Hey, didn't you just say that your little penis has no strength and can't do bad things these days?" "It was originally weak, but now seeing you has strength again," Li Weiran took off the only flowery beach pants on his body, rode on Gao Kun naked, and continued to ask, "By the way, did you lock the door just now? My uncle never knocks when he enters my room. If he sees us doing business, then I will really lose face."

Gao Kun narrowed his eyes, curled his mouth and stretched out his hand to lightly press Li Weiran's tailbone: "Didn't you still complain that your butt hurts just now, doesn't it hurt now?"

Li Weiran froze: "Don't press, don't press, it hurts!"

"How dare you take pain," Gao Kun slapped Li Weiran's buttocks, "Didn't you suffer from it last night?"

Li Weiran got off Gao Kun with a bitter face: "Don't, don't, I don't want to, I really don't want to."

Gao Kun got up, went to Li Weiran's closet and took a set of clothes: What does it look like to be naked at home in broad daylight, raise your hands, and I will help you get dressed. "

Li Weiran put his arms around Gao Kun: "Actually, I'm not that hungry. I just miss you so much. I always feel that I'm dreaming now. I'm afraid that when I open my eyes, you will disappear again."

Li Kun smiled, bent down and kissed Li Weiran on the mouth: "Don't worry, I won't leave again."

Li Weiran smiled and raised his hands to Gao Kun: "Help me get dressed."

Li Kun smiled and helped Li Weiran put on the sweater, and Li Weiran stretched out his feet: "Gao Kun, you leaked your panties."

"Understood." Gao Kun turned around to help Li Weiran get his underwear, just as he took out the underwear, Gao Xu's call came.

Gao Kun put the phone on the bed and turned on the hands-free, then raised his underwear to Li Weiran, signaling Li Weiran to stand up.

Li Weiran nodded, and stood on the bed obediently. Just when he was about to speak to Li Kun, Li Kun's roar came from the phone: "Gao Kun, where did you die?"

Gao Kun tilted his head: "I'm in the feeding room, I'm going down right away."

"Hurry up and come back to serve the dishes." After finishing speaking, the phone hung up.

"Are you that busy?" Li Weiran asked in a low voice.

Gao Kun nodded, and while helping Li Weiran put on his underwear, he said, "Just now when you fell asleep, we decided that we will leave for Kunlun Mountain tomorrow, so everyone will gather at home for a meal today."

"Isn't it a few days? No, I am also a leader. Why don't you call me when you make a decision."

"Yes, you decide the date," Gao Kun picked up Li Weiran's trousers, "lift your feet."

"What, why don't I know the decision I made." Li Weiran stretched out his hand to lift up his trousers, "How do I make a decision when I'm asleep?"

"You did it. When we were talking about when we were going to leave, you got up and made the decision yourself. Your grandfather asked you twice." Gao Kun picked up his mobile phone that was still on the bed, "Hey, today There are a lot of people, just my master and your house are too busy, you rest here for a while, I will go down to help, and I will call you when we have dinner." After finishing speaking, he ran out in a hurry.

Li Weiran scratched his head, slowly climbed out of bed, and followed Gao Kun downstairs.

Downstairs was very lively, basically all the monster hunters who were resting in the hotel came, and they will all gather on the first floor to chat with melon seeds

Wei Fei was sitting with Su Yuan and talking with her head down? When she saw Li Weiran who was clutching her stomach, she raised her hand and called Li Weiran over.

"Baby, what's wrong with you today?" Wei Fei stretched out her hand to press Li Weiran's lower abdomen, "Mommy saw you holding your belly all the time, is your stomach uncomfortable?"

Li Weiran nodded: "It seems that I caught a cold in the rain yesterday, Mommy, there are so many people, why don't you go out to eat, it's so troublesome to do at home."

"This, you ask your grandma," Wei Fei stood up, "talk to your grandma obediently, and Mommy will go get you medicine."

Li Weiran sat down beside Su Yuan, and asked, "Grandma, why?"

"That's because of the rules of our hometown," Su Yuan said with a smile, "When you young people go far away to do important things, the family members will give you a good meal."

"Really? Why?"

"This is because my family was poor in the past, and I didn't have the money to let young people go out to eat delicious food, so I had to make it at home." Su Yuan rubbed Li Weiran's head, "This time your little uncle will still go with you. Zhuzhu wants Follow your uncle closely, you can't be brave, and you can't run around."

Li Weiran nodded: "Grandma, I still don't understand. Others eat after they come back from work. How come our family eats it before going out to do errands?"

"That's because you are no better than others when you go out to hunt monsters. Your grandpa and grandma said that when there was a famine hundreds of years ago, the monster hunters of Lao Li's family went out to hunt monsters on an empty stomach in order to save a little food. Going to catch monsters, some monster catchers can't fight monsters, and they die of starvation when they die, which is too pitiful," Su Yuan smiled, "Later, after the old Li's family survived the famine, every time the old Li's family The old demon catcher went out to do errands, and Lao Li's family had to let the demon catcher go out with a full stomach, for fear that the demon catcher would die of hunger. " Li Weiran suddenly felt bad, co-authoring this meal has such a meaning.

"Grandma, I remember that our family has always had a good life, why were we hungry before?" Li Weiran didn't dare to think too much, and changed the subject.

"There's a famine, our monster catchers will distribute the food to those ordinary people."

"It's so kind. I don't have anything to eat, and I even share it with others."

"Monster catcher, no matter how bad it is, it's better than ordinary people to find food."

While talking, Wei Fei came over with a cup of hot milk: "Hey, you can't take medicine on an empty stomach. You should drink some milk first, and then take medicine after eating."

Li Weiran nodded, stood up and took the milk: "Mum, I'll go find my uncle, you and grandma can continue playing with your mobile phone."

"Go."

Li Weiran didn't look for Li Zian, but turned a corner and entered his kitchen.

The kitchen was full of heat, and Li Weiran found that besides Gao Kun, Gao Xu and his aunt, his little uncle was also wearing an apron to wash vegetables in front of the sink.

"Uncle, why are you here?"

"Can't you see, I'm washing vegetables for you, a little bastard who only eats with his mouth open."

"But……"

Li Zian turned around: Go, tie the apron over there, and help my uncle peel those potatoes. "

Li Weiran: "'..."

"Wait for a while," Li Zi'an urged, "Hurry up, Gao Kun will be cutting potatoes later."

Li Weiran suffocated the milk in the cup in one gulp, and turned to get the potatoes: "How do you peel them, uncle, I don't know how to peel them."

"You know how to eat," Li Zian came over, "Here, grab this and pull it down, the skin will come off."

Li Weiran nodded, and after Li Zi'an turned around and left, he ran to find Gao Kun with Tudou.

Gao Kun was standing in front of the big chopping board, chopping vegetables. The kitchen knife was easier to use than his demon stick.

"Are you going to cut the potatoes later?" Li Weiran asked while holding the potatoes.

Gao Kun shook his head: "You peel slowly, I will cut the potatoes last."

"Great, by the way, why did my little uncle come in to help?"

"I don't know. When I went up to look for you, Teacher Li hadn't come yet. When I came down, Teacher Li was washing the vegetables there." Gao Kun glanced at Li Zi'an, whose face was darkened, and leaned closer to Li Weiran's ear He said, "Hey, don't bother Mr. Li now. When I come down, your aunt will not be in the kitchen. I don't know what happened to Mr. Li and my master. It seems that my master has provoked Mr. Li. Mr. Li will be very upset , don't go up and scold."

While the two were talking, Gao Xuyin came over with a small pot of stewed meat on his face: "Cut the vegetables and put the stewed meat on a plate. After cutting, go kill the fish over there." .”

Li Kun nodded: "Understood, Master."

Li Weiran shrank his head, and after Gao Xu turned and left, he whispered to Gao Kun: "Your master seems to be very upset now, it's so scary."

Gao Kun nodded, changed the cutting board and began to cut the braised meat and put it on the plate.Li Weiran looked at Gao Kun and asked, "Did your master treat you as a punching bag when you came down just now?"

Li Kun nodded, and the kitchen knife under his hand cut faster and faster.

"Cut slowly, what if you cut your finger?"

"It's okay, I was always helping Master when I was in the restaurant."

"By the way, what happened to your master and my uncle? Aren't they always very polite?"

"I don't know, hey, go out, I'm going to kill the fish, it's very fishy."

"Okay then, I'll go out and come in to find you later."

Li Weiran turned his head and glanced at Li Zian who was peeling potatoes with his aunt at home with a sullen face, and ran out holding the potatoes with his head shrunk.

"Oh baby, what are you doing with a potato, put it down quickly, and come to Mommy to eat some fruit."

Li Weiran grabbed the potatoes and walked in front of his mother: "Mom, why did my uncle suddenly come into the kitchen to help?"

"Your little uncle is helping in the kitchen?"

"That's right," Li Weiran nodded, "I'm helping Uncle Gao."

Su Yuan: "It's time to help. You see, today's meal should have been prepared by our old Li's family, but none of our family can cook. I am really grateful to Gao Xu, master and apprentice..."

Wei Fei: "Yes, I'm actually quite embarrassed. Gao Xu and his apprentice are both guests. I should have insisted on calling the chef just now if I knew it."

Looking at his grandma and mother who had forgotten him together, Li Weiran sighed, grabbed the potatoes and went back to the kitchen.

Gao Kun was rolling up his sleeves to scrape fish scales. Li Weiran squatted down beside Gao Kun, and said to Gao Kun, "My mommy seems to be looking for a chef to cook. Did your master refuse?"

"Xu, don't talk about this," Gao Kun said in a low voice, "My master and Teacher Li seem to be arguing because of this, so don't worry about it."

explain. ,,

"what?!"

Gao Kun turned his head and glanced at Gao Xu and Li Zi'an secretly, leaned into Li Weiran's ear and whispered: "When you left just now, Auntie also went out, my master and Teacher Li seemed to think that I had gone out too, and the two of them choked again. A few words."

Li Weiran's heart of gossip was completely ignited: "What are they arguing about? Tell me quickly."

Gao Kun carefully glanced at Gao Xu and Li Zi'an again, and said in a low voice, "Ms. Li wants to find a chef to help my master, but my master refuses to let me, and then the two of them quarreled. Teacher Li blamed my master for being ungrateful." , my master blames Mr. Li for always treating him as an outsider, and the two of you are going to be angry."

Li Weiran raised his eyebrows: "That's it?"

Gao Kun nodded: "It seems to be because of this."

While speaking, Gao Xu turned his head and yelled at Gao Kun: "Gao Kun, have you cleaned up the fish that I told you to clean up?"

Gao Kun and Li Weiran shrank their heads at the same time, and Gao Kun replied: "Soon." After speaking, he didn't dare to delay any longer, and his hands began to scrape the fish scales neatly again.

Li Weiran turned his head to look at the sullen Li Zian, feeling extremely curious, what is the relationship between his uncle and Uncle Li?Are the two dating?

The more he thought about it, the more curious he became, Li Weiran grabbed the appalling potato he played with and dawdled to Li Zian's side: "Uncle, I'll help you."

Li Zi'an glanced at the potato in Li Weiran's hand, Li Weiran was afraid that Li Zi'an would scold him, so he hurriedly said: "I didn't make a mistake today, so don't criticize me."

Li Zian reached out to take the potato from Li Weiran's hand, and said, "If you don't know how to work, don't get in the way here, go out and find your mother."

Li Weiran shook his head: "I won't go out, I'll stay in the corner, I won't get in the way."

The so-called corner is actually the place where Gao Kun kills fish. Li Weiran squatted down next to Gao Kun again, and whispered to Gao Kun: "Actually, I understand my uncle quite well. You see, your masters and apprentices are all guests of my family. , let you work like this, let alone my uncle, even I feel embarrassed!"

"I understand my master," Gao Kun said, "We, master and apprentice, have been staying at your house for a long time, and we are no longer guests. There is really no need for your family to see each other like us."

"Really, that's right," Li Weiran squeezed closer to Gao Kun, "Do you think your master and my uncle really quarreled because of this?"

?"

"There must be other reasons, but I don't know."

Li Weiran looked back at his uncle like a thief, then leaned into Gao Kun's ear and whispered, "Did you know that my uncle has come out of the closet long ago?"