Little slutty celestial master

Gao Kun didn't dislike Li Weiran either, and raised his hand to help Li Weiran blow his nose clean.

Li Weiran was so ashamed that he kept moaning and chirping.

"I really have no face to lose in front of you."

"It's okay," Gao Kun leaned in front of Li Weiran and kissed Li Weiran, "Climb slowly onto my back, and I'll carry you on my back.

"I'm a little scared!" Li Weiran said in a low voice.

"Don't be afraid, we are connected by rope, you won't fall."

"Well," Li Weiran tentatively climbed onto Gao Kun's back, "Then I'll come."

"Hold me tight and close your eyes." Gao Kun whispered.

Li Weiran hugged Gao Kun's neck and closed his eyes obediently.

Gao Kun began to climb up: "It will be there soon."

With his eyes closed and his muscles on Gao Kun's back, Li Weiran was not so scared, and he was even in the mood to chat with Gao Kun.

"Li Kun, it seems that no one has harassed us for two days, right?"

"Yes, it's been two days."

"Tell me, what if they came to attack us at this time?"

"Hey, hey," Gao Kun was taken aback and couldn't help shouting, "You can't talk nonsense."

"Hey, don't be nervous, they won't come," Li Weiran said with a smile, "If you want to come, come early, do you need to wait until now?"

"Who said that?" a soft female voice sounded, "Didn't my sister come here?"

Li Weiran: ..." Has he opened his mouth, what can he say?

Gao Kun turned his head and said helplessly to Li Weiran, "Open your eyes and look back to see how many of them have come."

Li Weiran opened his eyes, bit the bullet and turned his head to look back.

''Several people? ''Gao Kun asked.

"I only saw one," Li Weiran said, "the female nurse whose hand was injured by me, and the big black bird with two heads she was riding."

"What about next to it?"

"I didn't see anyone, so I don't know if I'm going to hide."

"It's probably gone. There are a lot of them. If they really come, there's no need for a surprise attack."

"Then there is only this woman."

Seeing Li Weiran turning back, the woman smiled at Li Weiran: "My sister is here to inform you. From now on, my sister will stop playing with snakes and play with knives instead."

As soon as the words were finished, a silver light flashed in the woman's hand, and the next second, Li Weiran's screams resounded throughout the forest.

Gao Kun took out his own little black stick from his trouser pocket and stabbed it vigorously against the stone wall, and hung it on the stone wall with Li Weiran on his back.

"I'm going to kill her, I'm going to kill this, this woman." Li Weiran hugged Gao Kun with his eyes closed, muttering non-stop.

The woman circled around on the black bird, and flew towards them menacingly.

Li Kun said anxiously: "Hey, there is a foothold under your feet, you hold the stick and stand still, and I will deal with that woman."

Li Weiran hurriedly reached out to grab the little black stick and got off Li Kun.At the same time, Gao Kun jumped desperately at the big black bird that was swooping towards them, and reached out to grab the bird's leg.

Li Weiran hurriedly turned his head, and saw the big black bird's legs shaking constantly, trying to shake Gao Kun to the ground, while Li Kun was slowly crawling up the bird's back.

The two flew farther and farther away, and finally disappeared slowly.

Li Weiran tightly grasped the stick, not daring to move while sticking to the stone wall. He just waited tremblingly until the sunset and when he couldn't see his fingers, Li Kun, who was wearing a mobile phone lighting on his chest, finally crawled out panting. up.

"Hey, I'm back."

Li Weiran pursed his mouth, and let out a "wow".

Gao Kun: "..."

"You're back, my hands are already numb."

"I'm worried about you, and I'm worried about falling."

"I want to pee, my bladder is about to explode."

"Be good, baby, don't cry," Gao Kun leaned in front of Li Weiran, "Come on my back, I'll take you to pee."

"I'm not afraid of anything, but I'm afraid of falling to my death." Li Weiran squatted on Gao Kun's back, "You wait, I'll take out my phone and show you the way."

"It's okay, don't be afraid," Gao Kun said, "I climbed this place once today, and it's actually not dangerous at all. Close your eyes and you'll be there soon."

"Well," Li Weiran responded aggrievedly, and closed his eyes on Gao Kun's back with obedient muscles, "You said that if you knew this earlier, why did we both climb this big rock?"

"If we're not afraid, we won't be able to reach Guan Jiuying's place tomorrow if we take a detour."

"My mouth is so smart, I won't talk nonsense anymore."

Gao Kun laughed: "This has nothing to do with you, if she wants to come, she will come sooner or later."

"That's right," Li Weiran rubbed Gao Kun's back, and wiped his tears on Gao Kun's clothes, "I really want to sleep."

"Be patient for now, wait until you have something to eat before going to bed."

"Are we there?"

"almost."

What Li Kun said was right, they really climbed to the top very quickly.

As soon as his feet hit the ground, Li Weiran couldn't wait to run aside, took out his little brother and started to release water.

Li Kun walked up to Li Weiran, took out his own dick and stood side by side with Li Weiran to release water.

Li Weiran turned his head to look at Gao Kun with a relaxed face: "If you are half an hour late, I will pee my pants."

Li Kun: "..."

Li Weiran went on to say: "If I really peed my pants, you don't need to look for me anymore, let me settle it myself."

"What nonsense are you talking about?" Gao Kun laughed, "Isn't it just peeing your pants? What's the matter?"

"There's nothing else?" Li Weiran took back his brother, "Isn't this embarrassing enough?"

"I don't feel ashamed," Gao Kun turned around, "Would you like to find a place to rest, I'll cook something for you."

"I'm with you," Li Weiran rubbed his hands, "my dream is to be in our own home in the future, and I will help you when you cook."

"It's still up to you to cook a noodle. You should sit and warm yourself by the fire."

"No, you're so busy that I can't sit still, how about this, I'll go and fix our tent, and you cook."

"it is good."

The two of them brought a newly bought small folding tent, and Li Weiran basically tidied out the small nest where he and Gao Kun lived at night without wasting much effort.

"It's set up," Li Weiran squatted down in front of the fire, "We can go to bed after dinner."

"Well, wait a minute, I'll serve the noodles when the water boils."

"Well, by the way, where is that female monster, is she dead or has she run away?" Li Weiran asked after roasting for a while.

"Run away," Gao Kun said, "It's very cunning, actually pretending to be dead."

"Then why did she sneak up to attack us?"

"Why else, of course it's because of you," Gao Kun smiled, "That girl always remembers you."

Li Weiran narrowed his eyes: "Is that mother-in-law here to seek revenge on me?"

"Well," Gao Kun nodded, "The black bird she is riding today can control other small birds. She has been letting the bird follow us, and she is afraid that she is not our opponent, so she dare not come to you for revenge. At Shibi, I probably discovered that you are afraid of heights, so I have the courage to seek revenge on you alone."

"This bitch," Li Weiran gritted his teeth and scolded, "It's not only she who remembers me now? I remember her too. Just wait, I will kill her the next time we meet."

Gao Kun: "If I hadn't come back in a hurry to find you this time, I wouldn't have let her easily pretend to be dead to trick me."

"She's so cunning."

"Okay, don't mention it, the noodles are almost cooked, and we are ready to eat."

"That's great," Li Weiran leaned in front of Gao Kun, "It smells so good, I take back what I just said."

"What?"

"Just say that woman's cunning sentence," Li Weiran looked eagerly at the noodles cooking in the small pot, "I formally retract that sentence, she is simply the most stupid villain in the world."

"why?"

Think about it," Li Weiran moved closer to Gao Kun, "it's so cold here at night, if she doesn't attack us directly, but steals away our overnight things, we will die Yet. "

Gao Kun: "..."

"Cold and hungry, how long can our young couple last?"

Gao Kun sighed helplessly, picked up Li Weiran's small teapot and picked noodles for Li Weiran: "Okay, let's eat."

Li Weiran's eyes lit up: "I can finally eat, I'm starving to death."

"Hold it," Gao Kun handed the tea mug to Li Weiran, "This stainless steel one is not insulated, it's hot."

"I hate that stinky fox to death," Li Weiran awkwardly took the tea mug, "It's the first time I eat with a tooth brushing mug when I grow up. I hate it so much." Pots, pans, and pans are all available, but who knows that a few days ago, Jin Yan probably felt that it was too boring to confront them, so he even took someone to steal all their pots, pans, and left them with only one There is only a small pot for making coffee and two stainless steel mouthwash cups that are resistant to falling. Gao Kun in the wilderness really doesn't have the time to look for tableware everywhere, so he has to use detergent to clean the two small tea mugs for mouthwash. Let Li Weiran Aggrieved to eat with a mouthwash jar.

Gao Kun poured the remaining noodles in the mini iron pot into his tea mug with a blank expression, and continued to cook the next pot.

??I hate them so much," Li Weiran ate the noodles, "Phew, it smells so good, so the smell won't attract wild animals, right? "

??Don’t be afraid, just come and drive them away, but you,” Gao Kun turned his head, “The noodles are hot, your teeth still hurt, eat slowly

point. "

"It doesn't hurt anymore," Li Weiran ate the noodles, "I was so scared when I climbed that rock that it didn't hurt anymore."

"Oh, if I knew it would scare the toothache away, I would have brought some snacks," Li Weiran regretted, "There are so many snacks, I didn't bring any."

"Don't even think about it," Gao Kun said, "I can't let you continue to eat those junk foods in the future."

"Oh, what you said is so much like what my mother said, Gao Kun, why are you becoming more and more like my mother." Li Weiran chuckled.

Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran helplessly: "Eat quickly, and go to bed after eating. I will stay up until midnight."

"Don't, you always don't call me, keep watching by yourself, let me watch until midnight."

"Aren't you the same as me?"

"Then wait for rock-paper-scissors."