Little slutty celestial master

After resting in the car all night, Gao Kun and Li Weiran started to pack their bags and prepare to go up the mountain.

"The forest looks so deep, aren't we going to find a local guide?" Li Weiran asked while standing behind Gao Kun, covering half of his face.

"In this day and age, few people will run in the mountains," Gao Kun said without turning his head. "There will be no one in this place all year round. We can't find any good guides."

"Oh," Li Weiran rubbed his face, "Honey, my teeth are hurting more and more, and now my face seems to be swollen." His teeth started to hurt when he got up in the morning, and it has been hurting until now.

Gao Kun put down the things in his hands, turned around and held Li Weiran's face in his hands, and said, "Open your mouth, let me see."

"Ah..." Li Weiran opened his mouth obediently.

"The gums are inflamed," Gao Kun said, "Just wait, I'll see what medicine can relieve the pain."

Li Weiran held his face and looked pitiful: "It's really a bad start. I broke my tooth before I went up the mountain." "Don't say such things, what should I do? Hey, there is no medicine for toothache. "

"Why, didn't you, Uncle Feng, bring us a lot of medicine?"

"It's all for external use. Those medicines can't be put in your mouth."

"Forget it then," Li Weiran said with a sad face, "Why do you think my good teeth are inflamed?"

Gao Kun looked at the snacks in the car, and sighed helplessly: "I eat too many snacks, I can't let you eat snacks like that in the future."

Li Weiran's stinking problem, he only likes snacks and doesn't like to eat. Usually at home, his mother coaxes his father to hold him back. Of course, his teeth are fine. Now that he is out, Gao Kun can leave everything to him. .

"It's not because of the snacks," Li Weiran said stubbornly, "It's because of Feng Shui, this place is against me."

Gao Kun shook his head helplessly: "Go and stay aside, I'll call you when it's finished."

"No, I'll help you," Li Weiran squeezed in front of Gao Kun, "Hey, isn't this a gun? Real or fake?"

"Really," Gao Kun said, "Uncle Feng cannot have fake things in his hands."

"Your Uncle Feng is awesome, is he a farmer?" Li Weiran picked up the pistol with a strange expression on his face, "Or the Desert Eagle, it's so handsome."

"I don't use guns very much, this thing is useless to me." Gao Kun said.

"You don't know how to use it, but I know how to use it," Li Weiran skillfully loaded and aimed, "It's always a bit old, but I like it."

Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran curiously: "Hey, how do you know how to use a gun?" Even he doesn't know how to use it very much, how can this pampered Li Weiran know how to use it.

"What's so strange about this, my dad likes to shoot, so of course I can use a gun too," Li Weiran put the gun away, "Where are the other magazines and bullets."

"It's gone, it seems to be just a clip."

"Why are there so few, forget it, let's make do with it."

The two of them packed up their things and began to enter the mountain before the sun rose.

The road ahead was relatively easy, but after walking for a while, Li Kun had no choice but to open the way with a machete.

Li Weiran's mobile phone was stuffed in his trouser pocket, playing music, holding Gao Kun's backpack strap with one hand, covering his face with the other hand, and followed behind Gao Kun, panting for breath.

In fact, he often climbed mountains before, but the mountain roads he climbed were paved with cement, which was different from the mountain with no roads now.

Compared to Li Weiran, Gao Kun looked relaxed. Climbing this kind of mountain was obviously no problem for him.

"This song is really nice," Gao Kun looked back at Li Weiran, "The songs on your phone are really nice."

Li Weiran's face was flushed, and he was almost out of breath: "That, that is, we are married, when, huh... let it go, from now on, we will also let it go when we are doing business..."

Gao Kun hurriedly followed his footsteps, and said to Li Weiran, "Take a break, take a break."

Li Weiran panted roughly and opened his mouth to Gao Kun. Gao Kun hurriedly took out water, unscrewed the lid and handed it to Li Weiran's mouth.

After drinking a big sip of water with Gao Kun's hand, Li Weiran sat down on the ground.

He is really tired and really needs to rest for a while.

Gao Kun sat down next to Li Weiran, and said in his mouth: "Hey, we are different from others, we can't get a certificate, can't we hold a banquet?"

"Who said," Li Weiran said, "Our marriage certificate can be discussed abroad, and the banquet can be placed anywhere."

"I mean your family." Gao Kun looked at Li Weiran, "We are two men, your family probably won't let us do things.

"

"Why not," Li Weiran said, "my parents won't talk about it, just talk about my uncle, when he was going to marry his boyfriend, my grandfather and my grandma also arranged for them to get married What's the matter, they are men just like the two of us, why can they hold weddings, but I can't."

"Teacher Li, boyfriend?" Gao Kun was shocked!

"Ang, don't you know?"

"How could I know."

"Oh, it's nothing special. It's just that my uncle had a boyfriend before. We got along for many years. When we decided to get married, his boyfriend dumped him. It's as simple as that."

"It's not simple at all. Why did they break up?" Gao Kun was extremely curious, "Did that man betray Teacher Li?"

"That's not true. My mother said that if the man's family disagrees, he can only break up with my uncle."

?? Then what happened later, is Mr. Li still in touch with that man? "

"That man is married, and I heard he has a baby," Li Weiran shrugged, "He is a fraudulent marriage, he is old and wicked, my uncle is so nice, how can we continue to contact him."

?? That's true, Mr. Li is a model teacher, so he definitely can't accept a fraudulent marriage. "

??I can't accept it either, so Gao Kun, when we are a few years older, let's get married. My family can see it openly, and they will definitely accept our marriage. "

"Of course," Gao Kun smiled, "We will never be separated."

"Hey..." Li Weiran stood up with a smirk, "Enough rest, let's go, I see a big rock on it, we probably have to take a detour, let's go."

"No detours, detours are too troublesome, we just turn over that big rock."

"Ah, it's so big, can we turn it over?"

"Okay, no problem," Gao Kun carried Li Weiran's backpack on his back, "Let's go."

"Give it to me," Li Weiran snatched back his bag, "I'll just pull your backpack strap."

"Let's go then, tell me when you're tired."

??Um. ,,

After another three hours of climbing, Li Weiran and Gao Kun finally came to the huge rock.

"It's so big," Li Weiran raised his head, "It looks big from a distance, but it's even bigger when you get closer. Gao Kun, I guess it's impossible to climb up, or let's take a detour."

"No, you can't take a detour," Gao Kun said, "If you take a detour, you will go far."

"Shall we sleep on the boulder tonight?"

"Well, there must be a place for camping up there. It's four o'clock now, and it will be almost six o'clock when we climb up, and the sun will set later."

"Okay then, let's climb." Li Weiran swallowed, he didn't have the nerve to tell Gao Kun, but he was actually a little afraid of heights.

"I'll go up and fix the rope first," Gao Kun put down the oversized backpack on his body, "pull up the equipment, and then I'll pick you up

VI

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"Wait," Li Weiran said, "You want to climb up with bare hands?"

"Well, it's okay, I often climb."

"This is too dangerous."

"fine."

"No, let's take a detour."

"It's okay, you back up." As he spoke, Li Kun stepped back a few steps while hanging on the rope, jumped up the rock wall with a few run-up steps, and started rock climbing with his bare hands.

Li Weiran's palms began to sweat, his heart was in his throat, and he looked at Gao Kun without daring to blink.

Li Kun's figure became smaller and smaller, and finally disappeared slowly.

Li Weiran raised his hand and looked at his watch. About half an hour later, a rope fell down.

Li Weiran quickly tied his and Gao Kun's two big backpacks with ropes, and asked Li Kun to pull the backpacks up.

About half an hour later, Li Kun pulled the rope and slid down.

"It's more than five o'clock now. It's probably six o'clock when we go up. It's probably going to be dark before we have eaten."

Li Weiran nodded nervously: "Yeah!"

"Come on, I'm behind you." Li Kun checked Li Weiran's rock climbing equipment and said after making sure that there was no problem.

Li Weiran took a deep breath, bit the bullet and began to climb.

Gao Kun hurriedly followed, and after a while, the climb became slower and slower, and finally Li Weiran, who was standing still on the stone wall with his buttocks on his back, finally made Gao Kun feel that something was wrong.

"Hey, why shouldn't you? Are you scared?"

Li Weiran grabbed the stone wall and nodded pitifully, shaking uncontrollably with fear.

"Are you afraid of heights?" Gao Kun asked tentatively.

"A little bit," Li Weiran said in a low voice, "my limit is sitting in the middle of the pirate ship."

"Then why didn't you say it earlier," Gao Kun was anxious, and a little angry, "Why did you retreat."

"I'm sorry," Li Weiran said with tears, "I know I was wrong."

"Don't move," Gao Kun said, "close your eyes."

Li Weiran quickly closed his eyes: "How long will it take to reach the top?"

"Quickly, don't move around," Gao Kun said, "Climb up slowly on my back later, and I will carry you up."

"That's okay," Li Weiran exclaimed, "I'm not a girl who only weighs eighty catties. I don't care about it in normal times. This place is already up to the cliff. How can you carry me on your back?"

"No problem, my master is much heavier than you." Gao Kun crawled to Li Weiran's side.

"You still climbed over the cliff with your master on your back?"

"Of course, once my master got drunk and was thrown down a cliff by a monster he had bullied. That time I carried my master on my back without even a protective rope. It was much more dangerous than now." Gao Kun said.

Li Weiran couldn't help laughing, until a big snot bubble burst out of his second son.

Li Weiran: "..."

Gao Kun: "..."