[Tokyo Ghoul] Shuko's Daily Handbook

Jiuzi rolled around on the bed, rolled around, rolled around... As expected, he fell off the bed again, but this time it wasn't like the last time that his butt broke into two [ Butt: Fuck me, I have two petals, okay? ], but... "The bridge of my nose—oooooooo!!! Nose bridge! It's going to be broken, broken, broken, broken!" I saw a teenager wrapped in a bed sheet rushing into the bathroom with lightning speed—"Fortunately , just a little red." Jiuzi let out a breath, and then stepped on the sheet with his bare feet... The terrifying sound of "pingping bang bang" coming from Sasaki's room finally woke up Mirin, she squinted He touched his flat stomach with closed eyes.

Then Mi Lin just reluctantly got up from the bed to look for food, then tiptoed to take several bags of potato chips and other snacks from the refrigerator, and then saw a guy who looked more stupid than her Sitting poorly on the sofa in the living room, wearing a baggy shirt. "Ah la," the gifted scholar Milin raised the snack in his hand, "Do you want to eat it?"

"...Thank you." The boy was taken aback, and obediently took the snack.

Milin Witness glanced at this guy, biting the potato chips, "Oh, I'm leaving."

"...I, I made some dessert just now, do you want it?"

Milin's lazy indigo eyes suddenly lit up, "What is it?"

"Milk pudding, red bean pudding, vanilla milkshake, chocolate, milk tea..." The boy replied obediently, counting with his fingers, "It was originally kept in the lower shelf for refrigeration. In the afternoon, I was going to have a tea party with teddy bear , do you want to join Womeng?"

Satoshi Mirin accepts Jiuzi's hookup seriously. "Okay, you can wake me up when the tea party is here." Then she went upstairs in a daze, and Jiuzi was surprised to find that although she climbed upstairs with her eyes closed, she didn't hit the wall or hit the stairs at all. Doors and other things, could it be that they have become stunts because they are too lazy! (??д?)b【This is not scientific!

He packed up the bento he was going to bring to Sasaki, and then put on his baseball cap. Because yesterday's clothes were washed, he had to wear Sasaki Kaiseki's clothes, which didn't fit well. His frame was relatively slender and petite. So putting on Sasaki Takayo's clothes made him look even smaller—and, what the fuck, the trousers couldn't be worn at all, okay? He climbed upstairs, "Young man, do you have any clothes?"

After 10 minutes, Sao Nian knocked on the door patiently again. "Little genius, do you have any clothes?"

After 10 minutes, the "baji" door opened, and a set of women's clothing was thrown out ==+

[The author said that she was already laughing at the computer desk, but when she thought of her needing to code, she immediately became energetic]

Jiuzi said that he is not afraid of women's clothing at all, because he took many posters of women's clothing because of advertising for women's clothing, and was selected as the most beautiful boy in Japan ==+ and because it was troublesome to go out before They are all wearing women's clothes, and he is used to Kaneki Ken wearing a skirt for him from time to time ╮(╯▽╰)╭It's too beautiful to be too beautiful and there are many problems. Neutral at most.

After changing into the clothes of a young genius, Jiuzi stopped a taxi with his small backpack on his back. Although it is said that taxis in Japan are all about stealing money, Jiuzi is not short of money at all. Existing like a local tyrant, and the elder sister in the family is basically a single diamond king ==+【Wait, did something mess in?】

"Hey, Sayuri? Get me some clothes from home—"

"It's the address where you came to pick me up last time—"

"Oh." The boy hung up the phone obediently, and then took out Sasaki's access card from his backpack, so he didn't steal it!Humph, obviously Xiao Zuomu forgot to bring it, so he just came here out of kindness to give the card along the way!

The tall, white-haired man has a calm face and a slender figure. He looks very young and handsome, and his moves are very ruthless. When the young man was talking, he suddenly raised his leg and kicked the young man a few meters away, with a pen in his hand " "Shua" paused less than five millimeters away from the young man's eyes.Sasaki Takashi: "...I'm convinced."

"It's not bad, Yu Shi. But it should be faster, and the movement of the upper body and lower body should be connected more smoothly."

"..." Sasaki Kayo slowly got up from the floor, "Well, Mr. Arima..."

"Huh?" The man turned his face sideways.

There was undisguised worry and tension on Sasaki's face, "...Is it because of what happened two days ago? It's all my fault that I couldn't control myself, let alone [Torso], even Mr. Hirako The [Orochi] who was chasing him also escaped... I'm really sorry for such a gaffe..."

The two chatted briefly for a while, and Sasaki's face was shrouded in his own dark thoughts, "If I return to [the former me], the bits and pieces accumulated in the past two years seem to disappear...so... very scary……"

"...don't want to see family and friends from the past?"

"Family...the family is already spoken," Sasaki Kyoyo smiled slightly, "Mr. Arima is my [father], and Ms. Akatsuki is my [mother]."

"This is... really a bad family, ahaha."

"Should I say that it's fortunate that you didn't say that Arima is your [mother]? Otherwise, she would have fought you hard." Arima Kisho glanced at emotions, and muttered to himself: "This way Willful thinking will make it difficult for your children... and your friends will probably be very sad..." He restrained the emotions in his eyes, and said with a smile: "You... are like the parents of QS Same."

"Oh... just some naughty little ghosts..."

"..."

"..."

When he was leaving, Arima Kisho's eyes flickered, and he raised his eyes with his fingers, "By the way, Yushi, you have a... It's better to go to the bathroom and look in the mirror by yourself."

Sasaki Kyoyo felt that Arima Kisho's tone was a little bit... I don't know if it was an illusion... It felt a little inexplicably narrow-minded and joking?It should be an illusion, like Mr. Arima... But he still obeyed Kisho Arima's words and went to the bathroom, then pulled his collar so that he could see more clearly whether there was something on his neck, and then ... He buttoned up his buttons with a reddish face, and a deep hickey was reflected in the mirror ==+

Probably last night...

Don't think too much, the two of them obviously just slept last night... This kind of thing... He buttoned every button of himself, knowing that he couldn't find that little hickey in the mirror, he took it A little water made him look more energetic, and he wiped his face with watery hands.

Jiuzi went to the bathroom to wash his hands, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw a handsome young man scratching his head in front of the mirror ==+

If you ignore the young man's orchid finger, he looks like a normal person.

hhhhhhhhhhh - is it funny?It's so funny, Xiao Zuomu, come out and see Niang Sanxing... Jiuzi covered his mouth with his hands, only showing his beautiful dark blue eyes, tears will come out of laughter!His lips were pressed tightly together, not letting the laughter escape.Lan Hua pointed to the boy who was standing behind him, who was about to hurt himself from laughing. He began to draw his eyebrows in the mirror, and his professional attitude was outrageous——

The wine is going to laugh, but is it swollen?Little Sagi came to collect the corpse, so annoying =v=

When Lan Huazhi finally put on her makeup, "Ah!!! Pervert!!!" He covered his face with his hands, and his screaming voice was so sharp that it almost pierced Jiuzi's eardrum.

"...hhhhhhhhhh, so funny—hhhhhhhhhhh—"

"Tuyan! So she's a dead ladyboy, huh, what are you laughing at! A ladyboy is a ladyboy, so ugly-huh!" Lanhua Zhiniang raised her chin three times, looking very arrogant and contemptuous, leaning on the 1.7-meter Much height, overlooking the boy. "If you're so ugly and short, you won't be able to get married—I'm the best. You're young and rich, and you're naturally beautiful." After speaking, he looked into the makeup mirror again, and saw that the makeup on his face was perfect. He twisted his waist to put the mirror away. "You look so ugly, although you don't have a natural appearance, but you can still create a human appearance at a young age~ Just take it as if we have a bad relationship, here—this is my business card, goodbye~ I'm afraid to see Without you, I won’t be able to eat lunch~”

After finishing speaking, Niang San twisted her waist and walked out.

Jiuzi, who had maintained a stiff smile for 5 minutes, was looking for his chin on the ground: "..."

He glanced at the business card thrown by Niang San——Wei Sandao, a professional makeup artist==+ It is said that similar to this kind of profession, artists and the like are a bit... um... non-mainstream.By the way, what he wears is only a little neutral, does he look like a ladyboy?After two years of experience in the entertainment industry, Jiuzi finally understood the concept of "shemale" that Ayato Kirishima was talking about...

==+

"Liquor?" Sasaki Yuyo just came out of the cubicle, and then saw the young man studying something with his head down.

The young man raised his face and threw himself into Sasaki Kayo's arms happily, then stuffed the business card in his pocket into his pocket, and walked out holding Sasaki Kayo's hand.Jiuzi gave Sasaki the access card in the backpack, "Dangdang——Jiuzi helped Xiaosaki bring it, isn't it great? o(≧v≦)o~"

Sasaki Yuyo: "..." He just put it in the pocket of the windbreaker last night, are you sure you didn't take it?

"What, what kind of expression is this, don't you believe in Jiuzi?" Jiuzi walked in front of the young man with a swollen face and angrily. "It's a good thing I made a bento for you, Yaga-san Sagi!" He made a face at the young man, his appearance was so angry and funny that Sasaki couldn't help but smile.

Sasaki Yuyo stretched out his hand and rubbed the boy's soft white hair, "Okay, let's go."

Jiuzi sneaked a guilty look at the expression on Sasaki Yushi's face, seeing that he was not angry or something, and then he held his chest and let out a sigh of relief. In fact... he really took the access card and so on... because last time The sister was forced to return it, he stuck out his tongue, well, he will definitely not do it next time.His eyes lingered on the young man's neck for a long time, until Sasaki Kyoshi turned to look at him, "What's wrong?"

"The little strawberries grown by Jiuzi are not printed...QAQ"

"?"

The young man stood on tiptoe and sucked on the young man's face and bit it lightly with his teeth, leaving behind a trace of silvery liquid, which was very red. "It's just that Jiangzi's seal is missing...QAQ"

"..." Sasaki Yushi wiped his face, "Don't do such strange things outside next time."

Jiuzi pouted, "...why, did Jiuzi do anything wrong?"

"...Anyway, it's not good for others to see this kind of thing."

"... Is Xiao Zuomu very afraid that others will know about this kind of thing?" The young man's tone was a little aggrieved. Xiao Yan never treated him like this before, they were all super gentle, and Xiao Yan could help him with whatever he wanted. ...Is this called the seven-year itch? QAQ, "I see, I won't do this next time." He lowered his head, looking like a wronged little daughter-in-law, and said so, but the reluctance was really too obvious , anyone who is not blind can see it.

Sasaki Yuyo didn't know why he felt a little weird looking at the young man like this, and he didn't know why he felt a little irritable, and he couldn't help but speak a little aggressively, "Don't make that expression, it feels like I'm bullying you... ...Forget it, do whatever you want."

This sentence is very straightforward, but because of Sasaki's tone, there is something wrong with it, it doesn't mean that to Jiuzi's ears, he raised his face. "Sorry, next time... I won't."

"..." Sasaki Yushi became inexplicably irritable when he saw Jiuzi's face, "You go back first, I have something to do today, I'm a little annoyed, let me take it easy."

"...Then, noon..." Lunch... He paused for a while, stepped forward to hand over the bento in the backpack to Sasaki Kaiseki, and then took a few steps back.Looking at the back of the young man who turned around, he swallowed back what he was going to say. "Then, goodbye, don't... sorry to bother you, I'm sorry if I have caused trouble to you." He bowed to Sasaki Kaiseki's back, but the standard 90° made Sasaki Kaiseki's footsteps stop, but He felt even more irritable.

Sasaki Kyoyo entered the office of Madoban absent-mindedly, and Mado Akira was waiting for him inside.She looked at a delicate and beautiful small paper bag in the young man's hand, and asked curiously, "Sasaki, are you going to buy lunch?"

"...Ah, probably." He was a little out of his mind, and the irritability in his heart intensified.

Mado Akatsuki opened it, and there was a box full of food inside. She opened the box and raised her eyebrows, "It seems that you are going to buy lunch, and there are all things you like to eat in it. Hey, did you have a girlfriend?" ?"

Sasaki was taken aback for a moment, the boy's face flashed in his mind, and he remained silent. "..."

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