[Gintama] Dominate the universe
Chapter 2 and Chapter 8 Is there such a desperate number that I want to cry...
It is estimated that they have already gone to sea, and it is not so easy to leave.
At this time, Ao Wang really wanted to praise the old men in the family for being amazing, even for such an anti-human experiment.Thinking of the monster he saw before he fainted, the kidnapped princess Ao Wang gritted his teeth and saw that nothing was pleasing to his eyes.
"It's only now that I've been captured with real swords and guns. It seems that there is another conspiracy. Get out quickly, and get out and explain right away while I can control myself now."
Ao Wang, whose hands and feet were tightly tied, glanced at the door coldly, and smiled ironically, "Should I thank you for your kindness and not gagging me, Lu Xuan!"
As soon as the words were finished, a handsome young man with black hair pushed the door in. He smiled gently and said, "Master, are you okay?"
"Hehe, do you think I'm okay now?" Ao Wang said with a fake smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.
Lu Xuan apologized and bowed, "Young Master, please be patient. After returning to the Lord's house, Lu Xuan will be at your disposal."
Ao Wang remained unmoved, "Untie me immediately."
"I'm sorry, young master." Lu Xuan was firm and unwavering, rejecting Ao Wang's request.
Ao Wang was expressionless, "Then you get out of here, don't stay at the door and sneak around like a Stoka."
"Master, this subordinate is protecting you." Lu Xuan smiled and explained his Stoka behavior.
Ao Wang still had no expression on his face, "Then when I take a shower, do you want to stand aside and watch me take a shower?"
"If the young master is willing..." Lu Xuan deepened his smile.
Ao Wang remained expressionless, "Don't force me to be a pervert, get the hell out of me right now."
Lu Xuan had no choice but to leave the room, alas, there is a wayward young master, and his subordinates are very embarrassed.
After Lu Xuan left, Ao Wang's aching head could finally relax, but he couldn't relax even for a moment with a pervert beside him.He leaned against the wall, moved his numb wrist, and the silver needle hidden in his sleeve was taken away... Wait!If the silver needle was found and taken away, wouldn't he have been touched all over his body by that pervert? !
Thinking of this, Ao Wang's face immediately turned blue, wishing to throw Lu Xuan perverted into the sea.
"Huh——" Ao Wang calmed down a little, and looked at the only window in the small room—it was already early in the morning, and the sound of waves beating against ships came in, and the salty smell filled the whole room, "... ...stinks."
It smells as bad as when I was wandering in Edo.
The whole body is full of salty sea water.
Unfamiliar exotic scenery.
People come and go.
then.
was rescued.
"Do you want to go back again..." I don't know if that guy has returned to the bar, he's a dead man, he will go back if he doesn't see anyone.
03.
After Lu Xuan was kicked out by Ao Wang, he sighed deeply that the young master was not easy to raise, so he obediently ran to the kitchen to prepare food for the young master.Well, the young master's hands and feet are inconvenient now, let the subordinates feed the young master!
The young master controls the perverted Lu Xuan happily preparing food, looking forward to the warm scene of feeding Master Ao Wang—the young master opened his mouth with an "ah" and obediently waited for the feeding Young master, why are you so cute? ~ The whole person is delusional (intentional) imagining (kinky) and starting to take white flowers around.
"Master~Master~Master Ao Wang~I have brought you food~~" Lu Xuan held the food and walked briskly to vote (do) feed (die).
When passing by the huge monster sitting not far from Ao Wang's room, he patted his head casually, "I will give you food later, and it will be your turn when the young master is full." Then he left briskly.
The behemoth nodded blankly, watched Lu Xuan push open the door, and saw Ao Wang facing the door with an expressionless face through the gap.
"...Young Master."
"Master~~ I'm here to bring you food~~~" Lu Xuan pushed open the door and said to Ao Wang with a smile.
Ao Wang who was disturbed again after not being quiet for a long time said with a dark face: "Put it down, and get out!"
"Master's hands and feet are inconvenient, why don't you let your subordinates feed you?" Lu Xuan ignored Ao Wang's black face and continued to challenge Ao Wang's bottom line, "My subordinates are happy to serve you~"
Ao Wang refused sternly: "I don't want you to serve me!"
Lu Xuan blinked in disappointment and said, "Okay, this subordinate will leave."
Then he took the food and left slowly. Lu Xuan, who was not allowed to feed the young master, was a little upset. He put the food in front of the behemoth sitting blankly, and said in an unhappy tone: "Your! Stay in front of the young master's room and don't let anyone Come in and know!"
"…Um……"
"Tsk, you're so dumb." Lu Xuan snorted and strode away.
But not long after, Lu Xuan came again, holding a water tray and a towel in his hands, walking happily, "Hmph~Wash the young master~~" When passing by the huge monster, he said with a smile: "Stay away, the smell is so strong It will smoke the young master."
The behemoth stared at him blankly, "You..." smells like Lu Xuan...
Lu Xuan, who ignored the behemoth, pushed open the door, "Master, this subordinate is here to fetch water for you~~"
Ao Wang who saw through the gap said expressionlessly: "Get out, Lu Xuan."
"Don't be shy, young master~" Lu Xuan put down the water tray and closed the door.
Now that the young master said...it was Lu Xuan...the behemoth sat there blankly, continuing to guard the gate for Ao Wang.
After closing the door, Lu Xuan smiled and moistened the towel and said, "Master's whole body is so dirty, you need to wash it well~"
Ao Wang raised his eyebrows, "You are too."
Lu Xuan said pleasantly: "Master, you don't dislike your subordinates anymore~ It doesn't matter that everything under your subordinates is for you."
"Still pretending, buddy."
Lu Xuan blinked, "Is my exposure that obvious?" After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, "I'm pretending not bad, to enhance the authenticity, I still..."
"What else?" Ao Wang asked suspiciously.
The guy replied seriously, "It's a commercial secret, and I don't want to disclose it."
"...Can you help me untie it first before making fun of it?"
"Ao Wang's idiot is really annoying, I've always been serious." The man walked forward with a smile, took out a knife from his arms and cut off the hemp rope tied with Ao Wang.
After the hemp rope was cut off, Ao Wang loosened his hands and feet to let the blood flow, and the buddy came forward with a smile, "Do you need me to serve you? My Masaji is good, the leader has tried it and agreed ~"
Ao Wang raised his eyes, "Get out of here first."
"Okay, but I want to ask Master Ao Wang, do you know how to swim?"
Ao Wang nodded. When he knew that Lu Xuan hated water, he learned it very hard and used it to hide from him.
"That's good," the man said with a smile, "We'll jump out of the window and leave later, the captain sent a boat to pick us up."
"...jumping out of the window?" The window so small that you can only stick your head out?
04.
When the guy was wandering at the bottom of the ship, he was accidentally discovered by a crew member, and when he was about to kill people and throw his body away at sea, the crew member held the guy's hand tightly with the appearance of "finally found the organization," I finally found you!! Captain, he really didn’t abandon me!!!”
... Head?What's the matter with the head?
After all, they are their own people, right?Just in case, the buddy asked him to take out the regimental badge and ask the crew in detail about the team they belong to and the tasks they perform.As early as a month ago, the small crew members were assigned to this ship by a password from Hexi to conduct secret investigations. After working hard on this smuggling ship for a month, they were finally excited to see the organization.
"So that's how it is..." The guy was thoughtful, it's a good thing to have one more person and more strength, and the smell just now seemed to be, "Tell me what's in this cargo hold?"
"It's full of drugs, but occasionally some fuel is transported, and there seems to be a little natural gas in it."
"That's great~ come, come, help me with something." The buddy called the little crew to come over.
……
The little crew member nodded after listening, "I promise to complete the task! By the way, it is said that a distinguished guest has come to the cabin, and no one can enter except for an attendant, and there is a monster guarding the door."
After getting the information from the little crew, the man sneaked up to the cabin floor, and by chance, he ran into the legendary follower—the young master controlling Lu Xuan.So he tracked all the way, and figured out Lu Xuan's basic character, steps and posture.Resolutely attacked Lu Xuan and stripped him of his clothes, then put on his clothes and disguised himself as Lu Xuan, happily went to meet the missing person Ao Wang.
"Now I'm waiting for the news from the head of the group. Hey, why is it taking so long? Bad reviews, bad reviews!" The guy jumped a little anxiously. If Lu Xuan woke up, he would be in trouble.
"Calm down, it should be soon." Ao Wang comforted him, but the head of the team was a little funny...
Bang bang bang! ! ! ! !
The cargo ship was suddenly attacked, and the cargo ship began to shake violently!After three loud bangs, there were panicked footsteps outside the door. It seemed that the attack just now had damaged the cargo ship's hull and started to flood.
The man looked out the window subconsciously, and suddenly a speedboat appeared on the calm sea, and it was the attack from it that caused the cargo ship to be damaged and flooded.
"Fuck, the missile speedboat is so powerful?! The leader is so rich!!!" The man exclaimed, and when he was surprised, Ao Wang calmly asked, "Is this the so-called news?"
The buddy blinked, "Then what are you waiting for!" Then he kicked a big hole near the window, and the hunting sea breeze rushed in!
"Master!!!" Lu Xuan's frightened voice suddenly came from outside the door.
The clerk pushed Ao Wang out, and Lu Xuan just opened the door when he turned around. He didn't see Ao Wang, but saw his own face standing in front of a big hole, his face twisted instantly, "Where is the young master!"
"Hehehe, guess what?" The buddy smiled friendly, and then jumped into the big hole!
Lu Xuan watched the man jumping into the sea but couldn't stop him, he walked to the big hole without giving up, and saw that there was no one in the vast sea.Lu Xuan gave a hammer in remorse, "Damn it!!!"
However, the disaster was not over yet, and there was another loud noise from the cargo ship, this time from the position of the cargo hold.The explosion caused by the natural gas then spread into a fire, and the flames began to engulf the entire cargo ship, which was eventually swallowed by the sea.
05.
After jumping into the sea, Ao Wang and his buddies quickly moved away from the cargo ship, and finally swam to the speedboat along the blast wind, and were finally discovered by the team members on the speedboat, who threw down the life buoy and waited for rescue.The small crew who had been ordered by the buddy to detonate the gas before were rescued by the speedboat after preparing the explosives and fleeing quickly.
"My lord, here is the leader's phone number!" A member of the regiment took the phone and handed it to the buddy.
Why is the leader looking for me?The guy muttered a few words in his heart, answered the phone——
"Being able to answer the phone seems to mean that the captain of our medical team was rescued safely." He Xi's voice came with a smile, and the man snorted a few times and said nothing, "Actually, when you gave me the signal, I thought of a great idea."
The guy was silent, and suddenly had a bad feeling.At this time, the team member holding the phone silently pressed the hands-free button...
"You and Ao Wang go to China to open up wasteland. Anyway, Ao Wang's family background seems to have some influence in China, so go and annex him. Is it okay to do this, Ao Wang?"
"Okay, anyway, I don't like it for a long time." Ao Wang nodded calmly, and at this moment the guy exploded, "Are you kidding, why are you running to China when you stay in Edo? !"
"Expand the business, that's it, please." He Xi immediately turned off the phone after giving the task neatly.
The man with a distorted face silently squeezed the phone that had been hung up, and then turned around and ordered, "Go back to Edo immediately!"
The group members looked at him sadly, "The speedboat only has one-way fuel, and it's impossible to go back here."
"Then why don't you come quickly!" Isn't it a speedboat that can't catch up with a cargo ship!
The group member replied honestly, "The group leader ordered."
wipe!It's all calculated! !
The guy who was cheated by his own BOSS ran to the operation room angrily to see if he could save it.
And Ao Wang stood silently by the side of the ship, looking at the ruins of the cargo ship that was gradually receding, his heart was extraordinarily clear.The members standing behind him silently handed over blankets, "Captain, the sea breeze at night is very cold, be careful of catching a cold."
Ao Wang was silent for a moment, and finally took the blanket, "Thank you."
Captain... Ao Wang put on a blanket to resist the cold wind, and the team members delivered warm cocoa in time.
I hope this gift from the Ao family will not be too shabby.
The author has something to say: Beauty Ao Wang has successfully joined the funny mercenary group!
The story of Ao Wang and his buddies opening up wasteland in China may appear as a side story.
As for the perverted young master controlling Lu Xuan... Hehe~
☆, the wind is blowing
01.
Ever since his buddy Duodao was exiled to Duodao to open up wasteland in China, Head Hexi's overseas phone has never stopped, and it is really annoying to keep ringing every day.He Xi, who was really troubled, finally answered the phone to save face.
[Captain, you are so cruel! ! !They actually threw us into a place where chickens don't shit and birds don't lay eggs! ! ! ] The call was connected, and the man's sad and angry complaints came one after another.
He Xi picked out his ears and replied, "I remember that China has a vast land and rich resources, and delicious food is everywhere."
[Money!money! !Money money money! ! ! 】
He Xi changed his posture and picked his ears, and replied: "Didn't I give you a missile speedboat as a fund for activities? But there are not many missiles, only 5 rounds, so you can save it."
The guy who settled down in Guangzhou, China put down the phone with a dark face and shouted: "Which bastard shot three missiles in one go! Get out of me!!"
The group members who are greedy for a moment, no one cares about it, are undisciplined and responsible for responding, just look at the sky and the earth but don't look at him.
The guy's eyes were grim, and he pinched his knuckles and said, "Have you made up your mind?"
The team members who noticed something bad ran away immediately.
The player [Poor ghost buddy] launches the group attack skill [Poor ghost's wrath]!
first drop of blood!
[Poor ghost buddy] is doing a big kill! !
[Poor fellow] No one can stop it! ! !
The calm onlooker Dang Aowang silently answered the phone, looked at the bloody scene in front of him and said calmly: "Everything is good here, except that it is a little poor."
He Xi burst out laughing, jokingly said: "Don't ask me for money, I'm also very poor recently. If you want money, ask the Secretary-General, she will take care of it."
Ao Wang let out a "hmm", then fell silent, but refused to hang up the phone for a long time.
"Why, what's the problem? Overseas phone calls are expensive, prodigal sons." He Xi crossed his legs, and his unrestrained appearance was not ordinary.
【...Edo side, are you okay? 】Ao Wang falters.
He Xi snorted softly, "Who do you think brother is?"
[…] Fuck, I deserve a beating!
"Don't worry," He Xi supported his head, looking at the monitor monitoring the bar, "Brother has a big business to do recently, you all go to land reclamation obediently, don't bother me with business."
【…】
click-
Ao Wang, who couldn't help but want to go down the phone line to beat up the head of the group, hung up decisively. In order to vent the frustration of talking with the head of the group, Ao Wang, who was more and more sorry for the title of "Only Conscience", decided to join the group leader. Beat the ranks of subordinates...
Subordinates: The boss who vents his anger is not a good boss! !
He Xi who was hung up on the phone raised her eyebrows, put down the phone and continued to work.It has to be said that destroying the headquarters is a momentary pleasure, and the aftermath of maintenance is crying without tears. The head of the team is a true portrayal!
Due to the destruction of the headquarters, a large number of jobs were forced to be transferred or stopped, and the main business of mercenary work and intelligence trafficking were transferred elsewhere.Secretary-General Xuete has completely turned into a debt collector, holding a calculator and typing non-stop every day, and the surrounding low pressure is always gathering.Fortunately, all equipment and parts in the headquarters are insured, which can cover a large part of the loss.
Nag and Yi Tessa stayed in Relig to take over the mercenary work and release; the hardest one was Lan Kui, who traveled around the planets every day to collect information.He Xi, who sits in "Lei Ying", sits at a desk all day and is in charge of intelligence management.
And the pin (small) golden cave (library) of the independent branch-Dragon Palace City is their God of Wealth, and all the team leaders stand aside, the rich are the masters!So Sanqian and Hu Que are living a happy life, the best treatment of the whole mercenary group is them, I will talk nonsense!
As for the Chinese wasteland reclamation team... huh huh huh ()
Dude: Hehe, you sister! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
02.
"Ah... so busy, my heart is so stuffy..." The melancholy head of the group fell behind after work, and began to moan in low melancholy at the end of the season.
[You can come to Chunyu to play. 】
"Hehe, if you think I'm not down-and-out enough now, step on me again, right?"
[I just invite you to come and play with me. 】The voice full of laughter is not difficult to imagine the smiling face of the other party.
"Just play around!" He Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, "My lord is someone who wants to do great things!"
[The so-called major event is to destroy your own headquarters and now you are whining about the aftermath?This event is not bad. 】
"Goodbye, friend end!" He Xi said expressionlessly.
A chuckle came from the other side of the phone, [Are you really not coming?I still want to play with you. 】
"Based on my intelligence feedback, you should be very busy now." He Xi tapped her finger on the table, "You should be careful in screening people, if someone sneaks into me, you Chunyu will die."
Since Lei Guang's Yetu troops were forcibly disbanded, most of the Yetus followed Lianxuan, and the rest either went to Chunyu or went home to farm.Of course, there is the living sign of Xinghai Fangzhu, and there are still many Yetu left behind.
【Well, this kind of troublesome thing is naturally left to Afutu. I don't have any tasks recently, so boring. 】
Ha ha... The busy leader He Xi smiled coldly.
"The store manager!!!! There are gangs of ugly gangsters making trouble below!!!!" The panicked new manager No. [-] [Dude: Get out! ] Shouting and pushing the door open.
He Xi looked at him speechlessly, and then said calmly: "I've got the big fish hooked, you can continue to be bored."
[Do this kind of meaningless strategy game again? 】
Guy No. [-]: "Shop Manager, you have a good heart! Which poor family are you going to bully again?"
"Master, this is called wisdom. You can achieve a win-win situation without a single soldier, can you?"
He Xi stopped the conversation without waiting for a reply, cast a sly and sinister look for the second man to experience for himself, and walked slowly downstairs.
Hmm... It's really ugly as hell.He Xi glanced at the underworld that was causing trouble, and silently agreed with the evaluation of the Yan Kong buddy No. [-].only……
"Do you really think there is no one left for Lei Ying?"
He Xi dashed out, blocked and kicked nimbly, and a burly man fell to the ground in embarrassment.With a half-smile, he looked at Katsuo Kurokoma, the leader of the Gushu Group who was sitting on the sidelines, and said, "What's the business of the Kabukicho tyrant coming to the store? There is no reasonable reason for the store manager to complain. .”
Sanqifen was lying on the soft sofa with a piece of grass in his mouth. He lazily looked up at He Xi, "Shop Manager, I am very dissatisfied with the service of your store."
He Xi raised his eyebrows, "Why did you say that?"
"That kid is laughing at me." Heiju Katsuo pointed behind He Xi, the guy No. [-] just came down from the stairs, and his ignorant expression became the focus of the audience.
Guy No. [-] looked back suspiciously, "What are you looking at me for, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
"..." He Xi covered her face to show that she didn't know this disgraceful guy.
Katsuo Kurokoma looked at buddy No. [-], "You just laughed at my thirty-seven split hair, right!! Thirty-seven is the best ratio!!!"
Guy No. [-] was silent for a moment, then turned his head and complained in a low voice, "Is there any reason for you to go out with such frizzy hair and not make people laugh?"
He Xi calmly slapped guy number two on the back of the head. This guy was so vicious and unrestrained that he would get carried away if he didn't beat him for a while, "Xiaoshan, apologize to Brother Shengnan."
The buddy No. [-] Xiaoshan looked at him with an aggrieved expression on his face, "It's obviously that guy's boss who blames me, what are you doing, store manager, you are a bad guy".He Xi was unmoved, and glanced at him to signal him to hurry up and stop dawdling.
Xiaoshan ran up to Katsuo Heiju aggrievedly, and said unconvincedly, "I'm very sorry, brother Katsuo, I shouldn't have laughed at you so much, it's an insult to you."
"...Why do I hear it so harshly when I'm obviously apologizing?"
He Xi laughed lightly, and stepped forward, "Let's stop talking nonsense, Lord Tyrant. What's the big deal that made you come here to sit in the shop?"
Katsuo Heiju glanced at He Xi, "Recently, a smuggling ship of unknown origin got mixed into a pier managed by our Gushu team."
He Xi calmly waited for him to continue.
"It's just that this smuggling ship was sunk due to an attack by unknown armed men." Katsuo Kurokama shook his head, "This incident alarmed our boss, and he ordered us to find out, but we still haven't found it yet. No clear clues."
He Xi smiled and said, "That was really hard work. Did you just come to the shop to inquire about the situation?"
"No, that's not why I came this time." Heiju Katsuo shook his head, and he looked at Hexi, "The store manager, our boss wants to see you."
03.
It seems that I am still very important to be summoned by the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho.
Thinking of this, He Xi came to the base camp of the Ditch Rat Group under the protection (surveillance) of the Ditch Rat Group, and met with the leader of the Ditch Rat Group, Nishui Jiro.
The old man in front of him was sitting calmly on the tatami, the long knife in his hand faintly exuded a sharp killing intent, and the hale and sharp eyes could not tell that they were the eyes of an elderly man.He was holding a bong in his hand, and the green smoke was curling upwards, with an aura that was not angry but mighty from within.
He Xi couldn't help admiring that the so-called "Hero" Jiro Nishui really did not have a false name.I don't know what's the reason for looking for him in such a big way this time, although until now everything is still under He Xi's control.Thinking of this, he couldn't help chuckling, wondering what expression the fox would have when he heard that it had disappeared.
"Boss Hexi, I have admired your name for a long time." Nishui Jiro said indifferently, "The people under him are inevitably a bit rough, don't take offense."
He Xi smiled innocently and waved his hands, "I'm really flattered that such a small bar owner like me can be noticed by a big man like you."
"Heh." Jiro Nimizu expressed no expression on his face, "Excessive modesty will be avoided."
"Alala, did I make you angry?" He Xi smiled and sat cross-legged casually, "I remember that I always keep my integrity, and the well water does not violate the river water."
He paused again, tilted his head and said, "Well... except for the incident a few days ago."
Nishizu Jiro ignored his rudeness and sat cross-legged quietly without saying a word.
He Xi raised his eyebrows, and said to Nishui Jiro with a smile: "Isn't my hint not obvious enough?"
"Cooperate with me."
The author has something to say: He Xi raised his eyebrows, and said to Shenwei with a smile: "Isn't my hint not obvious enough?"
"marry me."
【This is what I want to write! ! ! ! [Being dragged away and beaten violently
☆, foggy
01.
Every silent night, the 24-hour convenience store is your best companion.
At 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, the unique sound of opening the door of the convenience store came to mind, and the yawning convenience store boy cheered up and said to the oncoming customers with a smile: "Welcome."
The guest said nothing with a sullen face, walked to the cold drink area expressionlessly, opened the refrigerator, and dug out the canned coffee inside.Holding more than a dozen cans of coffee heavily in his arms, he walked to the cashier area and put all the coffee on the cashier counter, signaling the convenience store brother to pay.
The stunned little brother picked up the barcode scanner and bagged the coffee with a "beep beep beep".The customer took out his last [-] yen with a gloomy face, picked up the bag, took the change, and left the convenience store with a grim expression.
The convenience store brother said that he didn’t dare to doze off when he met such a scary customer in the middle of the night! QAQ
The horrifying guest——He Xi sat decadently on a chair in the park, pouring cans of coffee into his mouth like boiled water.His face was as pale as a zombie, and even without makeup, he had a frightening effect.
Maybe it's because the drug in his body finally took effect. He Xi felt that he was a little more energetic in this sluggish state. He casually threw the coffee can in his hand into the trash can not far away, reached out to touch his chin, which was already covered with stubble, and said angrily: "Tsk, I really want to take a bath."
He Xi, who still wanted to complain a few words, suddenly shone, picked up the unfinished coffee and threw it up, blocking the sudden dagger.Then He Xi quickly grabbed the bag of coffee and hid to the right, and in the next second a few sharp daggers were stuck into the chair.
He Xi rolled around on the ground in embarrassment, flicking the little coffee left to accurately block the successive daggers.Suddenly he took out a dagger from the flower bed beside him, and knocked down the daggers one by one without missing a beat, and when he got the dagger, he turned over and the serf immediately shuddered the singing leader He Xi, facing the dense crowd of shooters. The dagger jumped onto the bushes, and the bushes shook violently for a while and then returned to calm.
"Hmph..." He Xi jumped down from the bushes with a smile, dialed his mobile phone and said lazily, "Central Garden, send someone over to clean up the venue."
After turning off his mobile phone, he found a small love hotel nearby, bought an ordinary room for two hours with the last of his money, and calmly and honestly picked up the key and left under the strange and ambiguous eyes of the clerk.
He needs to dress up well, because he has an important date later.
02.
Head He Xi took a quick shower, tidied up his disguise, put on new clothes, and after tidying up everything, he was ready to go on a date.Before leaving, I didn't forget to show off in front of the mirror.
At this time, the sky had already dawned, there were not many pedestrians on the road, and the streets looked quiet and peaceful.He Xi walked leisurely on the road, standing in the middle of the bridge with his back to the rising sun and looking at the oncoming painting boat. A non-mainstream person wearing earphones came out of the painting boat and stood beside the boatman.
Hoping for the non-mainstream, He suddenly grinned, raised his hand and waved to him as a gesture of goodwill.Suddenly his movements froze, the back of his head felt cold and dangerous, and a woman's voice came from behind: "Master Jinzhu would like to invite you to sit on the boat."
"Such an unfriendly way of inviting me makes me feel very insecure." He Xi smiled leisurely, took out a gun from his arms and aimed at the painting boat, and the cold feeling on the back of his head became a little bit heavier, "Play with you Game, let’s see who shoots faster. It’s you who shoots me first, or I who shoots you Jinzhu.”
The situation remained stalemate like this, and finally the non-mainstream standing on the painting boat shook his head, and the people behind him reluctantly put away their guns.He Xi smiled, and slowly lowered his raised hand. Suddenly he shot a gun at the painting boat, piercing through the fragile paper window, and then he jumped down onto the painting boat with one hand supporting the edge of the bridge. The small painting boat suddenly shook violently and splashed countless waves.
Wan Zhai, who is not the main stream, came over with a blank expression on his face, and waved his hand behind him, "This way, please."
"Thank you." He Xi said politely.
Entering the painting boat, the fire and candles have been blown out, only the faint white light of dawn and a ray of sunlight coming in from a small hole.A man in a coquettish purple and gold butterfly kimono sat in front of the window, and the sun shone through his ears and fell into the painting boat.He Xi sat down carelessly, and preemptively said: "You are the first person who dares to invite me like this, young man, you are very courageous."
The atmosphere suddenly turned cold.
Heshang Wansai endured "you are the youngest in the audience", "the villain complained first for the shot just now before I settled the score with you", "so shameless that you are so thick-skinned", etc., and said with a paralyzed face: " Captain Hexi, we want to do a business with you."
He Xi poked out his ears, "Tell me and listen."
"Peacock Ji." Takasugi Jinsuke said suddenly, his dark green one-eyed slowly stared at He Xi, "Help me catch Peacock Ji alive, and you can tell me what you want."
"Hmm, Peacock Princess..." He Xi said slowly, "This is not acceptable, she is my deadly enemy."
The implication is that it is impossible to leave it to you so simply.
"What do you want?" Takasugi Shinsuke asked coldly.
He Xi supported the tatami with one hand, her slender fingers covered her lips with a smile on her lips.He suddenly stretched out a finger, and said in a casual tone, "Well, I ask you Shinsuke Takasugi to owe me a favor."
Those dark green eyes are calm and deep, but also full of desperate madness, contradictory and harmonious.The man in the purple kimono stared closely at He Xi for a long time, and after a while, he nodded slowly, and said in a deep and elegant voice:
"it is good."
He Xi smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Then please wait for our news, everyone, goodbye."
The black-haired boy walked out of the boat happily, the sun was so bright and beautiful in his eyes now, even the yellow-haired girl on the boat stared at him without paying too much attention.He stretched himself, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a new group of white-clothed legions attacking in the dark, and he didn't care about dodging left and right, his movements were natural and smooth.
He raised his head and smiled brightly at the white-clothed army, and suddenly attacked like a falcon, the first killer since five days of uninterrupted assassination.He Xi stepped on the lifeless man in white, and said softly to the bewildered white-clothed army in front of him: "Go back and tell your master that the war is about to start."
"Useless guy!"
In the resplendent and resplendent hall, a graceful and luxurious woman screamed angrily, her distorted beauty was extraordinarily ferocious, "The Chen Luo Legion, which our clan is proud of, can't even kill a little ghost! What a shame!!"
Peacock Ji Hua Tuo, one of the Four Great Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, threw the fan on the ground angrily, "Damn brat, how dare you threaten Aijia! Arrogant brat!!"
Calm down, Ai's family has never been hunted down since he left Chun Yu, and Chun Yu's headquarters probably haven't found Ai's hiding place yet.As long as that kid disappears... Peacock Ji Huatuo has deep eyes, that boy Lei Guang is really an eyesore, not to mention that the kid has already grasped the information of Aijia's true identity, and has been preventing Aijia from encroaching on Kabukicho some time ago The plan is really an eyesore!
"War? It's just what Aijia wants!" Hua Tuo flicked his sleeves, and his graceful figure was reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking Kabukicho, "Kabukicho will be in Aijia's hands!"
03.
The recent Kabukicho is not peaceful.
The atmosphere on the streets is heavy, there are constant small frictions and small disputes between the major factions, and there are signs of escalation, and the dangerous atmosphere of the storm permeates Kabukicho.The only thing that is not affected seems to be this neutral Thunder Shadow Bar.
"My knife!" He Xi hugged her red knife with tears in her eyes. You must know that the five-day hunting life without the red knife is like death. Using consumables like this to fight a protracted war It's just playing him.
The female swordsmith with blue hair and ponytail looked at He Xi's excited expression in a little speechless, explained in detail the condition of the red knife after polishing and the maintenance of the blade, and left with her wages.
After saying goodbye to the female knife maker, He Xi took her own knife and walked up to the second floor, looking at the dangerous street below her with sly black eyes, "What will she do next? Live capture is a great reward..."
At the same time, a strange figure walked into Lei Ying and sat on the bar in front of the bartender.The handsome and cool bartender who used to stand there has changed, and someone came to ask quietly about the situation in Kabukicho.
"You ask who is the strongest man in Kabukicho? You just came up from the country. Occasionally, a brat like you doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth. Forget it, this place is different from the place you have stayed in. Here Gathered gangsters, masters, knights and down-and-out samurai from all over Edo, it is a gathering place for villains. I won’t say much if it’s not good, just drink this cup and go back to the countryside.” The bartender said in a long-winded voice There are a lot of things that still haven't touched the point.
The person who came was also quite patient, and gradually induced and asked the bartender, from the four major powers in Kabukicho to the most powerful person of the younger generation, and finally asked what she wanted to know.
"The power of Dengshi?" The bartender asked strangely, "It's just a tavern, and she's just an old woman with sentimentality."
The bartender changed his tone, "But if you mess around in that old woman's place,
At this time, Ao Wang really wanted to praise the old men in the family for being amazing, even for such an anti-human experiment.Thinking of the monster he saw before he fainted, the kidnapped princess Ao Wang gritted his teeth and saw that nothing was pleasing to his eyes.
"It's only now that I've been captured with real swords and guns. It seems that there is another conspiracy. Get out quickly, and get out and explain right away while I can control myself now."
Ao Wang, whose hands and feet were tightly tied, glanced at the door coldly, and smiled ironically, "Should I thank you for your kindness and not gagging me, Lu Xuan!"
As soon as the words were finished, a handsome young man with black hair pushed the door in. He smiled gently and said, "Master, are you okay?"
"Hehe, do you think I'm okay now?" Ao Wang said with a fake smile, but the smile didn't reach his eyes.
Lu Xuan apologized and bowed, "Young Master, please be patient. After returning to the Lord's house, Lu Xuan will be at your disposal."
Ao Wang remained unmoved, "Untie me immediately."
"I'm sorry, young master." Lu Xuan was firm and unwavering, rejecting Ao Wang's request.
Ao Wang was expressionless, "Then you get out of here, don't stay at the door and sneak around like a Stoka."
"Master, this subordinate is protecting you." Lu Xuan smiled and explained his Stoka behavior.
Ao Wang still had no expression on his face, "Then when I take a shower, do you want to stand aside and watch me take a shower?"
"If the young master is willing..." Lu Xuan deepened his smile.
Ao Wang remained expressionless, "Don't force me to be a pervert, get the hell out of me right now."
Lu Xuan had no choice but to leave the room, alas, there is a wayward young master, and his subordinates are very embarrassed.
After Lu Xuan left, Ao Wang's aching head could finally relax, but he couldn't relax even for a moment with a pervert beside him.He leaned against the wall, moved his numb wrist, and the silver needle hidden in his sleeve was taken away... Wait!If the silver needle was found and taken away, wouldn't he have been touched all over his body by that pervert? !
Thinking of this, Ao Wang's face immediately turned blue, wishing to throw Lu Xuan perverted into the sea.
"Huh——" Ao Wang calmed down a little, and looked at the only window in the small room—it was already early in the morning, and the sound of waves beating against ships came in, and the salty smell filled the whole room, "... ...stinks."
It smells as bad as when I was wandering in Edo.
The whole body is full of salty sea water.
Unfamiliar exotic scenery.
People come and go.
then.
was rescued.
"Do you want to go back again..." I don't know if that guy has returned to the bar, he's a dead man, he will go back if he doesn't see anyone.
03.
After Lu Xuan was kicked out by Ao Wang, he sighed deeply that the young master was not easy to raise, so he obediently ran to the kitchen to prepare food for the young master.Well, the young master's hands and feet are inconvenient now, let the subordinates feed the young master!
The young master controls the perverted Lu Xuan happily preparing food, looking forward to the warm scene of feeding Master Ao Wang—the young master opened his mouth with an "ah" and obediently waited for the feeding Young master, why are you so cute? ~ The whole person is delusional (intentional) imagining (kinky) and starting to take white flowers around.
"Master~Master~Master Ao Wang~I have brought you food~~" Lu Xuan held the food and walked briskly to vote (do) feed (die).
When passing by the huge monster sitting not far from Ao Wang's room, he patted his head casually, "I will give you food later, and it will be your turn when the young master is full." Then he left briskly.
The behemoth nodded blankly, watched Lu Xuan push open the door, and saw Ao Wang facing the door with an expressionless face through the gap.
"...Young Master."
"Master~~ I'm here to bring you food~~~" Lu Xuan pushed open the door and said to Ao Wang with a smile.
Ao Wang who was disturbed again after not being quiet for a long time said with a dark face: "Put it down, and get out!"
"Master's hands and feet are inconvenient, why don't you let your subordinates feed you?" Lu Xuan ignored Ao Wang's black face and continued to challenge Ao Wang's bottom line, "My subordinates are happy to serve you~"
Ao Wang refused sternly: "I don't want you to serve me!"
Lu Xuan blinked in disappointment and said, "Okay, this subordinate will leave."
Then he took the food and left slowly. Lu Xuan, who was not allowed to feed the young master, was a little upset. He put the food in front of the behemoth sitting blankly, and said in an unhappy tone: "Your! Stay in front of the young master's room and don't let anyone Come in and know!"
"…Um……"
"Tsk, you're so dumb." Lu Xuan snorted and strode away.
But not long after, Lu Xuan came again, holding a water tray and a towel in his hands, walking happily, "Hmph~Wash the young master~~" When passing by the huge monster, he said with a smile: "Stay away, the smell is so strong It will smoke the young master."
The behemoth stared at him blankly, "You..." smells like Lu Xuan...
Lu Xuan, who ignored the behemoth, pushed open the door, "Master, this subordinate is here to fetch water for you~~"
Ao Wang who saw through the gap said expressionlessly: "Get out, Lu Xuan."
"Don't be shy, young master~" Lu Xuan put down the water tray and closed the door.
Now that the young master said...it was Lu Xuan...the behemoth sat there blankly, continuing to guard the gate for Ao Wang.
After closing the door, Lu Xuan smiled and moistened the towel and said, "Master's whole body is so dirty, you need to wash it well~"
Ao Wang raised his eyebrows, "You are too."
Lu Xuan said pleasantly: "Master, you don't dislike your subordinates anymore~ It doesn't matter that everything under your subordinates is for you."
"Still pretending, buddy."
Lu Xuan blinked, "Is my exposure that obvious?" After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand and rubbed his face, "I'm pretending not bad, to enhance the authenticity, I still..."
"What else?" Ao Wang asked suspiciously.
The guy replied seriously, "It's a commercial secret, and I don't want to disclose it."
"...Can you help me untie it first before making fun of it?"
"Ao Wang's idiot is really annoying, I've always been serious." The man walked forward with a smile, took out a knife from his arms and cut off the hemp rope tied with Ao Wang.
After the hemp rope was cut off, Ao Wang loosened his hands and feet to let the blood flow, and the buddy came forward with a smile, "Do you need me to serve you? My Masaji is good, the leader has tried it and agreed ~"
Ao Wang raised his eyes, "Get out of here first."
"Okay, but I want to ask Master Ao Wang, do you know how to swim?"
Ao Wang nodded. When he knew that Lu Xuan hated water, he learned it very hard and used it to hide from him.
"That's good," the man said with a smile, "We'll jump out of the window and leave later, the captain sent a boat to pick us up."
"...jumping out of the window?" The window so small that you can only stick your head out?
04.
When the guy was wandering at the bottom of the ship, he was accidentally discovered by a crew member, and when he was about to kill people and throw his body away at sea, the crew member held the guy's hand tightly with the appearance of "finally found the organization," I finally found you!! Captain, he really didn’t abandon me!!!”
... Head?What's the matter with the head?
After all, they are their own people, right?Just in case, the buddy asked him to take out the regimental badge and ask the crew in detail about the team they belong to and the tasks they perform.As early as a month ago, the small crew members were assigned to this ship by a password from Hexi to conduct secret investigations. After working hard on this smuggling ship for a month, they were finally excited to see the organization.
"So that's how it is..." The guy was thoughtful, it's a good thing to have one more person and more strength, and the smell just now seemed to be, "Tell me what's in this cargo hold?"
"It's full of drugs, but occasionally some fuel is transported, and there seems to be a little natural gas in it."
"That's great~ come, come, help me with something." The buddy called the little crew to come over.
……
The little crew member nodded after listening, "I promise to complete the task! By the way, it is said that a distinguished guest has come to the cabin, and no one can enter except for an attendant, and there is a monster guarding the door."
After getting the information from the little crew, the man sneaked up to the cabin floor, and by chance, he ran into the legendary follower—the young master controlling Lu Xuan.So he tracked all the way, and figured out Lu Xuan's basic character, steps and posture.Resolutely attacked Lu Xuan and stripped him of his clothes, then put on his clothes and disguised himself as Lu Xuan, happily went to meet the missing person Ao Wang.
"Now I'm waiting for the news from the head of the group. Hey, why is it taking so long? Bad reviews, bad reviews!" The guy jumped a little anxiously. If Lu Xuan woke up, he would be in trouble.
"Calm down, it should be soon." Ao Wang comforted him, but the head of the team was a little funny...
Bang bang bang! ! ! ! !
The cargo ship was suddenly attacked, and the cargo ship began to shake violently!After three loud bangs, there were panicked footsteps outside the door. It seemed that the attack just now had damaged the cargo ship's hull and started to flood.
The man looked out the window subconsciously, and suddenly a speedboat appeared on the calm sea, and it was the attack from it that caused the cargo ship to be damaged and flooded.
"Fuck, the missile speedboat is so powerful?! The leader is so rich!!!" The man exclaimed, and when he was surprised, Ao Wang calmly asked, "Is this the so-called news?"
The buddy blinked, "Then what are you waiting for!" Then he kicked a big hole near the window, and the hunting sea breeze rushed in!
"Master!!!" Lu Xuan's frightened voice suddenly came from outside the door.
The clerk pushed Ao Wang out, and Lu Xuan just opened the door when he turned around. He didn't see Ao Wang, but saw his own face standing in front of a big hole, his face twisted instantly, "Where is the young master!"
"Hehehe, guess what?" The buddy smiled friendly, and then jumped into the big hole!
Lu Xuan watched the man jumping into the sea but couldn't stop him, he walked to the big hole without giving up, and saw that there was no one in the vast sea.Lu Xuan gave a hammer in remorse, "Damn it!!!"
However, the disaster was not over yet, and there was another loud noise from the cargo ship, this time from the position of the cargo hold.The explosion caused by the natural gas then spread into a fire, and the flames began to engulf the entire cargo ship, which was eventually swallowed by the sea.
05.
After jumping into the sea, Ao Wang and his buddies quickly moved away from the cargo ship, and finally swam to the speedboat along the blast wind, and were finally discovered by the team members on the speedboat, who threw down the life buoy and waited for rescue.The small crew who had been ordered by the buddy to detonate the gas before were rescued by the speedboat after preparing the explosives and fleeing quickly.
"My lord, here is the leader's phone number!" A member of the regiment took the phone and handed it to the buddy.
Why is the leader looking for me?The guy muttered a few words in his heart, answered the phone——
"Being able to answer the phone seems to mean that the captain of our medical team was rescued safely." He Xi's voice came with a smile, and the man snorted a few times and said nothing, "Actually, when you gave me the signal, I thought of a great idea."
The guy was silent, and suddenly had a bad feeling.At this time, the team member holding the phone silently pressed the hands-free button...
"You and Ao Wang go to China to open up wasteland. Anyway, Ao Wang's family background seems to have some influence in China, so go and annex him. Is it okay to do this, Ao Wang?"
"Okay, anyway, I don't like it for a long time." Ao Wang nodded calmly, and at this moment the guy exploded, "Are you kidding, why are you running to China when you stay in Edo? !"
"Expand the business, that's it, please." He Xi immediately turned off the phone after giving the task neatly.
The man with a distorted face silently squeezed the phone that had been hung up, and then turned around and ordered, "Go back to Edo immediately!"
The group members looked at him sadly, "The speedboat only has one-way fuel, and it's impossible to go back here."
"Then why don't you come quickly!" Isn't it a speedboat that can't catch up with a cargo ship!
The group member replied honestly, "The group leader ordered."
wipe!It's all calculated! !
The guy who was cheated by his own BOSS ran to the operation room angrily to see if he could save it.
And Ao Wang stood silently by the side of the ship, looking at the ruins of the cargo ship that was gradually receding, his heart was extraordinarily clear.The members standing behind him silently handed over blankets, "Captain, the sea breeze at night is very cold, be careful of catching a cold."
Ao Wang was silent for a moment, and finally took the blanket, "Thank you."
Captain... Ao Wang put on a blanket to resist the cold wind, and the team members delivered warm cocoa in time.
I hope this gift from the Ao family will not be too shabby.
The author has something to say: Beauty Ao Wang has successfully joined the funny mercenary group!
The story of Ao Wang and his buddies opening up wasteland in China may appear as a side story.
As for the perverted young master controlling Lu Xuan... Hehe~
☆, the wind is blowing
01.
Ever since his buddy Duodao was exiled to Duodao to open up wasteland in China, Head Hexi's overseas phone has never stopped, and it is really annoying to keep ringing every day.He Xi, who was really troubled, finally answered the phone to save face.
[Captain, you are so cruel! ! !They actually threw us into a place where chickens don't shit and birds don't lay eggs! ! ! ] The call was connected, and the man's sad and angry complaints came one after another.
He Xi picked out his ears and replied, "I remember that China has a vast land and rich resources, and delicious food is everywhere."
[Money!money! !Money money money! ! ! 】
He Xi changed his posture and picked his ears, and replied: "Didn't I give you a missile speedboat as a fund for activities? But there are not many missiles, only 5 rounds, so you can save it."
The guy who settled down in Guangzhou, China put down the phone with a dark face and shouted: "Which bastard shot three missiles in one go! Get out of me!!"
The group members who are greedy for a moment, no one cares about it, are undisciplined and responsible for responding, just look at the sky and the earth but don't look at him.
The guy's eyes were grim, and he pinched his knuckles and said, "Have you made up your mind?"
The team members who noticed something bad ran away immediately.
The player [Poor ghost buddy] launches the group attack skill [Poor ghost's wrath]!
first drop of blood!
[Poor ghost buddy] is doing a big kill! !
[Poor fellow] No one can stop it! ! !
The calm onlooker Dang Aowang silently answered the phone, looked at the bloody scene in front of him and said calmly: "Everything is good here, except that it is a little poor."
He Xi burst out laughing, jokingly said: "Don't ask me for money, I'm also very poor recently. If you want money, ask the Secretary-General, she will take care of it."
Ao Wang let out a "hmm", then fell silent, but refused to hang up the phone for a long time.
"Why, what's the problem? Overseas phone calls are expensive, prodigal sons." He Xi crossed his legs, and his unrestrained appearance was not ordinary.
【...Edo side, are you okay? 】Ao Wang falters.
He Xi snorted softly, "Who do you think brother is?"
[…] Fuck, I deserve a beating!
"Don't worry," He Xi supported his head, looking at the monitor monitoring the bar, "Brother has a big business to do recently, you all go to land reclamation obediently, don't bother me with business."
【…】
click-
Ao Wang, who couldn't help but want to go down the phone line to beat up the head of the group, hung up decisively. In order to vent the frustration of talking with the head of the group, Ao Wang, who was more and more sorry for the title of "Only Conscience", decided to join the group leader. Beat the ranks of subordinates...
Subordinates: The boss who vents his anger is not a good boss! !
He Xi who was hung up on the phone raised her eyebrows, put down the phone and continued to work.It has to be said that destroying the headquarters is a momentary pleasure, and the aftermath of maintenance is crying without tears. The head of the team is a true portrayal!
Due to the destruction of the headquarters, a large number of jobs were forced to be transferred or stopped, and the main business of mercenary work and intelligence trafficking were transferred elsewhere.Secretary-General Xuete has completely turned into a debt collector, holding a calculator and typing non-stop every day, and the surrounding low pressure is always gathering.Fortunately, all equipment and parts in the headquarters are insured, which can cover a large part of the loss.
Nag and Yi Tessa stayed in Relig to take over the mercenary work and release; the hardest one was Lan Kui, who traveled around the planets every day to collect information.He Xi, who sits in "Lei Ying", sits at a desk all day and is in charge of intelligence management.
And the pin (small) golden cave (library) of the independent branch-Dragon Palace City is their God of Wealth, and all the team leaders stand aside, the rich are the masters!So Sanqian and Hu Que are living a happy life, the best treatment of the whole mercenary group is them, I will talk nonsense!
As for the Chinese wasteland reclamation team... huh huh huh ()
Dude: Hehe, you sister! ! ! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
02.
"Ah... so busy, my heart is so stuffy..." The melancholy head of the group fell behind after work, and began to moan in low melancholy at the end of the season.
[You can come to Chunyu to play. 】
"Hehe, if you think I'm not down-and-out enough now, step on me again, right?"
[I just invite you to come and play with me. 】The voice full of laughter is not difficult to imagine the smiling face of the other party.
"Just play around!" He Xi twitched the corners of his mouth, "My lord is someone who wants to do great things!"
[The so-called major event is to destroy your own headquarters and now you are whining about the aftermath?This event is not bad. 】
"Goodbye, friend end!" He Xi said expressionlessly.
A chuckle came from the other side of the phone, [Are you really not coming?I still want to play with you. 】
"Based on my intelligence feedback, you should be very busy now." He Xi tapped her finger on the table, "You should be careful in screening people, if someone sneaks into me, you Chunyu will die."
Since Lei Guang's Yetu troops were forcibly disbanded, most of the Yetus followed Lianxuan, and the rest either went to Chunyu or went home to farm.Of course, there is the living sign of Xinghai Fangzhu, and there are still many Yetu left behind.
【Well, this kind of troublesome thing is naturally left to Afutu. I don't have any tasks recently, so boring. 】
Ha ha... The busy leader He Xi smiled coldly.
"The store manager!!!! There are gangs of ugly gangsters making trouble below!!!!" The panicked new manager No. [-] [Dude: Get out! ] Shouting and pushing the door open.
He Xi looked at him speechlessly, and then said calmly: "I've got the big fish hooked, you can continue to be bored."
[Do this kind of meaningless strategy game again? 】
Guy No. [-]: "Shop Manager, you have a good heart! Which poor family are you going to bully again?"
"Master, this is called wisdom. You can achieve a win-win situation without a single soldier, can you?"
He Xi stopped the conversation without waiting for a reply, cast a sly and sinister look for the second man to experience for himself, and walked slowly downstairs.
Hmm... It's really ugly as hell.He Xi glanced at the underworld that was causing trouble, and silently agreed with the evaluation of the Yan Kong buddy No. [-].only……
"Do you really think there is no one left for Lei Ying?"
He Xi dashed out, blocked and kicked nimbly, and a burly man fell to the ground in embarrassment.With a half-smile, he looked at Katsuo Kurokoma, the leader of the Gushu Group who was sitting on the sidelines, and said, "What's the business of the Kabukicho tyrant coming to the store? There is no reasonable reason for the store manager to complain. .”
Sanqifen was lying on the soft sofa with a piece of grass in his mouth. He lazily looked up at He Xi, "Shop Manager, I am very dissatisfied with the service of your store."
He Xi raised his eyebrows, "Why did you say that?"
"That kid is laughing at me." Heiju Katsuo pointed behind He Xi, the guy No. [-] just came down from the stairs, and his ignorant expression became the focus of the audience.
Guy No. [-] looked back suspiciously, "What are you looking at me for, haven't you seen a handsome guy?"
"..." He Xi covered her face to show that she didn't know this disgraceful guy.
Katsuo Kurokoma looked at buddy No. [-], "You just laughed at my thirty-seven split hair, right!! Thirty-seven is the best ratio!!!"
Guy No. [-] was silent for a moment, then turned his head and complained in a low voice, "Is there any reason for you to go out with such frizzy hair and not make people laugh?"
He Xi calmly slapped guy number two on the back of the head. This guy was so vicious and unrestrained that he would get carried away if he didn't beat him for a while, "Xiaoshan, apologize to Brother Shengnan."
The buddy No. [-] Xiaoshan looked at him with an aggrieved expression on his face, "It's obviously that guy's boss who blames me, what are you doing, store manager, you are a bad guy".He Xi was unmoved, and glanced at him to signal him to hurry up and stop dawdling.
Xiaoshan ran up to Katsuo Heiju aggrievedly, and said unconvincedly, "I'm very sorry, brother Katsuo, I shouldn't have laughed at you so much, it's an insult to you."
"...Why do I hear it so harshly when I'm obviously apologizing?"
He Xi laughed lightly, and stepped forward, "Let's stop talking nonsense, Lord Tyrant. What's the big deal that made you come here to sit in the shop?"
Katsuo Heiju glanced at He Xi, "Recently, a smuggling ship of unknown origin got mixed into a pier managed by our Gushu team."
He Xi calmly waited for him to continue.
"It's just that this smuggling ship was sunk due to an attack by unknown armed men." Katsuo Kurokama shook his head, "This incident alarmed our boss, and he ordered us to find out, but we still haven't found it yet. No clear clues."
He Xi smiled and said, "That was really hard work. Did you just come to the shop to inquire about the situation?"
"No, that's not why I came this time." Heiju Katsuo shook his head, and he looked at Hexi, "The store manager, our boss wants to see you."
03.
It seems that I am still very important to be summoned by the Four Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho.
Thinking of this, He Xi came to the base camp of the Ditch Rat Group under the protection (surveillance) of the Ditch Rat Group, and met with the leader of the Ditch Rat Group, Nishui Jiro.
The old man in front of him was sitting calmly on the tatami, the long knife in his hand faintly exuded a sharp killing intent, and the hale and sharp eyes could not tell that they were the eyes of an elderly man.He was holding a bong in his hand, and the green smoke was curling upwards, with an aura that was not angry but mighty from within.
He Xi couldn't help admiring that the so-called "Hero" Jiro Nishui really did not have a false name.I don't know what's the reason for looking for him in such a big way this time, although until now everything is still under He Xi's control.Thinking of this, he couldn't help chuckling, wondering what expression the fox would have when he heard that it had disappeared.
"Boss Hexi, I have admired your name for a long time." Nishui Jiro said indifferently, "The people under him are inevitably a bit rough, don't take offense."
He Xi smiled innocently and waved his hands, "I'm really flattered that such a small bar owner like me can be noticed by a big man like you."
"Heh." Jiro Nimizu expressed no expression on his face, "Excessive modesty will be avoided."
"Alala, did I make you angry?" He Xi smiled and sat cross-legged casually, "I remember that I always keep my integrity, and the well water does not violate the river water."
He paused again, tilted his head and said, "Well... except for the incident a few days ago."
Nishizu Jiro ignored his rudeness and sat cross-legged quietly without saying a word.
He Xi raised his eyebrows, and said to Nishui Jiro with a smile: "Isn't my hint not obvious enough?"
"Cooperate with me."
The author has something to say: He Xi raised his eyebrows, and said to Shenwei with a smile: "Isn't my hint not obvious enough?"
"marry me."
【This is what I want to write! ! ! ! [Being dragged away and beaten violently
☆, foggy
01.
Every silent night, the 24-hour convenience store is your best companion.
At 3 o'clock in the middle of the night, the unique sound of opening the door of the convenience store came to mind, and the yawning convenience store boy cheered up and said to the oncoming customers with a smile: "Welcome."
The guest said nothing with a sullen face, walked to the cold drink area expressionlessly, opened the refrigerator, and dug out the canned coffee inside.Holding more than a dozen cans of coffee heavily in his arms, he walked to the cashier area and put all the coffee on the cashier counter, signaling the convenience store brother to pay.
The stunned little brother picked up the barcode scanner and bagged the coffee with a "beep beep beep".The customer took out his last [-] yen with a gloomy face, picked up the bag, took the change, and left the convenience store with a grim expression.
The convenience store brother said that he didn’t dare to doze off when he met such a scary customer in the middle of the night! QAQ
The horrifying guest——He Xi sat decadently on a chair in the park, pouring cans of coffee into his mouth like boiled water.His face was as pale as a zombie, and even without makeup, he had a frightening effect.
Maybe it's because the drug in his body finally took effect. He Xi felt that he was a little more energetic in this sluggish state. He casually threw the coffee can in his hand into the trash can not far away, reached out to touch his chin, which was already covered with stubble, and said angrily: "Tsk, I really want to take a bath."
He Xi, who still wanted to complain a few words, suddenly shone, picked up the unfinished coffee and threw it up, blocking the sudden dagger.Then He Xi quickly grabbed the bag of coffee and hid to the right, and in the next second a few sharp daggers were stuck into the chair.
He Xi rolled around on the ground in embarrassment, flicking the little coffee left to accurately block the successive daggers.Suddenly he took out a dagger from the flower bed beside him, and knocked down the daggers one by one without missing a beat, and when he got the dagger, he turned over and the serf immediately shuddered the singing leader He Xi, facing the dense crowd of shooters. The dagger jumped onto the bushes, and the bushes shook violently for a while and then returned to calm.
"Hmph..." He Xi jumped down from the bushes with a smile, dialed his mobile phone and said lazily, "Central Garden, send someone over to clean up the venue."
After turning off his mobile phone, he found a small love hotel nearby, bought an ordinary room for two hours with the last of his money, and calmly and honestly picked up the key and left under the strange and ambiguous eyes of the clerk.
He needs to dress up well, because he has an important date later.
02.
Head He Xi took a quick shower, tidied up his disguise, put on new clothes, and after tidying up everything, he was ready to go on a date.Before leaving, I didn't forget to show off in front of the mirror.
At this time, the sky had already dawned, there were not many pedestrians on the road, and the streets looked quiet and peaceful.He Xi walked leisurely on the road, standing in the middle of the bridge with his back to the rising sun and looking at the oncoming painting boat. A non-mainstream person wearing earphones came out of the painting boat and stood beside the boatman.
Hoping for the non-mainstream, He suddenly grinned, raised his hand and waved to him as a gesture of goodwill.Suddenly his movements froze, the back of his head felt cold and dangerous, and a woman's voice came from behind: "Master Jinzhu would like to invite you to sit on the boat."
"Such an unfriendly way of inviting me makes me feel very insecure." He Xi smiled leisurely, took out a gun from his arms and aimed at the painting boat, and the cold feeling on the back of his head became a little bit heavier, "Play with you Game, let’s see who shoots faster. It’s you who shoots me first, or I who shoots you Jinzhu.”
The situation remained stalemate like this, and finally the non-mainstream standing on the painting boat shook his head, and the people behind him reluctantly put away their guns.He Xi smiled, and slowly lowered his raised hand. Suddenly he shot a gun at the painting boat, piercing through the fragile paper window, and then he jumped down onto the painting boat with one hand supporting the edge of the bridge. The small painting boat suddenly shook violently and splashed countless waves.
Wan Zhai, who is not the main stream, came over with a blank expression on his face, and waved his hand behind him, "This way, please."
"Thank you." He Xi said politely.
Entering the painting boat, the fire and candles have been blown out, only the faint white light of dawn and a ray of sunlight coming in from a small hole.A man in a coquettish purple and gold butterfly kimono sat in front of the window, and the sun shone through his ears and fell into the painting boat.He Xi sat down carelessly, and preemptively said: "You are the first person who dares to invite me like this, young man, you are very courageous."
The atmosphere suddenly turned cold.
Heshang Wansai endured "you are the youngest in the audience", "the villain complained first for the shot just now before I settled the score with you", "so shameless that you are so thick-skinned", etc., and said with a paralyzed face: " Captain Hexi, we want to do a business with you."
He Xi poked out his ears, "Tell me and listen."
"Peacock Ji." Takasugi Jinsuke said suddenly, his dark green one-eyed slowly stared at He Xi, "Help me catch Peacock Ji alive, and you can tell me what you want."
"Hmm, Peacock Princess..." He Xi said slowly, "This is not acceptable, she is my deadly enemy."
The implication is that it is impossible to leave it to you so simply.
"What do you want?" Takasugi Shinsuke asked coldly.
He Xi supported the tatami with one hand, her slender fingers covered her lips with a smile on her lips.He suddenly stretched out a finger, and said in a casual tone, "Well, I ask you Shinsuke Takasugi to owe me a favor."
Those dark green eyes are calm and deep, but also full of desperate madness, contradictory and harmonious.The man in the purple kimono stared closely at He Xi for a long time, and after a while, he nodded slowly, and said in a deep and elegant voice:
"it is good."
He Xi smiled and narrowed his eyes, "Then please wait for our news, everyone, goodbye."
The black-haired boy walked out of the boat happily, the sun was so bright and beautiful in his eyes now, even the yellow-haired girl on the boat stared at him without paying too much attention.He stretched himself, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw a new group of white-clothed legions attacking in the dark, and he didn't care about dodging left and right, his movements were natural and smooth.
He raised his head and smiled brightly at the white-clothed army, and suddenly attacked like a falcon, the first killer since five days of uninterrupted assassination.He Xi stepped on the lifeless man in white, and said softly to the bewildered white-clothed army in front of him: "Go back and tell your master that the war is about to start."
"Useless guy!"
In the resplendent and resplendent hall, a graceful and luxurious woman screamed angrily, her distorted beauty was extraordinarily ferocious, "The Chen Luo Legion, which our clan is proud of, can't even kill a little ghost! What a shame!!"
Peacock Ji Hua Tuo, one of the Four Great Heavenly Kings of Kabukicho, threw the fan on the ground angrily, "Damn brat, how dare you threaten Aijia! Arrogant brat!!"
Calm down, Ai's family has never been hunted down since he left Chun Yu, and Chun Yu's headquarters probably haven't found Ai's hiding place yet.As long as that kid disappears... Peacock Ji Huatuo has deep eyes, that boy Lei Guang is really an eyesore, not to mention that the kid has already grasped the information of Aijia's true identity, and has been preventing Aijia from encroaching on Kabukicho some time ago The plan is really an eyesore!
"War? It's just what Aijia wants!" Hua Tuo flicked his sleeves, and his graceful figure was reflected in the floor-to-ceiling windows overlooking Kabukicho, "Kabukicho will be in Aijia's hands!"
03.
The recent Kabukicho is not peaceful.
The atmosphere on the streets is heavy, there are constant small frictions and small disputes between the major factions, and there are signs of escalation, and the dangerous atmosphere of the storm permeates Kabukicho.The only thing that is not affected seems to be this neutral Thunder Shadow Bar.
"My knife!" He Xi hugged her red knife with tears in her eyes. You must know that the five-day hunting life without the red knife is like death. Using consumables like this to fight a protracted war It's just playing him.
The female swordsmith with blue hair and ponytail looked at He Xi's excited expression in a little speechless, explained in detail the condition of the red knife after polishing and the maintenance of the blade, and left with her wages.
After saying goodbye to the female knife maker, He Xi took her own knife and walked up to the second floor, looking at the dangerous street below her with sly black eyes, "What will she do next? Live capture is a great reward..."
At the same time, a strange figure walked into Lei Ying and sat on the bar in front of the bartender.The handsome and cool bartender who used to stand there has changed, and someone came to ask quietly about the situation in Kabukicho.
"You ask who is the strongest man in Kabukicho? You just came up from the country. Occasionally, a brat like you doesn't know the heights of the sky and the earth. Forget it, this place is different from the place you have stayed in. Here Gathered gangsters, masters, knights and down-and-out samurai from all over Edo, it is a gathering place for villains. I won’t say much if it’s not good, just drink this cup and go back to the countryside.” The bartender said in a long-winded voice There are a lot of things that still haven't touched the point.
The person who came was also quite patient, and gradually induced and asked the bartender, from the four major powers in Kabukicho to the most powerful person of the younger generation, and finally asked what she wanted to know.
"The power of Dengshi?" The bartender asked strangely, "It's just a tavern, and she's just an old woman with sentimentality."
The bartender changed his tone, "But if you mess around in that old woman's place,
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