[Gintama] Dominate the universe
Chapter 2 and Chapter 8 Is there such a desperate number that I want to cry...
Father yo [dog]
The so-called one-hundred-day injury, the head of the group who wants to return to normal will take at least a few months to recover from his current injury.In order to heal better, the head of the group decided to go on vacation!
Target: Hot Spring Star [What the hell!
The so-called hot spring star is just a small planet famous for its hot springs, and countless small countries are distributed on this small planet. The number of hot springs each country has occupied is the fundamental pillar of national strength.
He Xi went to a country with a relatively large national power on the planet, and in short, it has many hot springs.
"Blissful Bliss~"
The black-haired boy wrapped the wound that couldn't touch the water with some kind of special device, immersed his whole body in the warm spring water, and expressed his appreciation comfortably.
"Not bad, it would be better if there is wine."
He Xi held the wine glass regretfully, then touched her face and sighed helplessly.
"Hey, it's too inhuman to have to do tasks even on vacation."
He Xi's task this time is to investigate all the relevant information such as the strength behind the power of all the big and small national forces in Hot Spring Star, so the official vacation days given are also extraordinarily large.
"Anyway, it's not in a hurry, take your time." Head He Xi, who has always been happy in time, immediately put aside the useless resentment and enjoyed the holiday life happily.
03.
"Need a special service?"
"Do I look that horny?"
——…… Such a weird dialogue is going to be like that!
The time goes back to 5 minutes ago——
The warm spring water, the rising and circling mist, and the faint smell of sulfur lingering at the tip of the nose relieve Hexi's nerves that have been tense in recent days.The boy was leaning drowsily on the stone by the pool, just about to fall asleep...
"Knock Knock-"
The black-haired boy frowned slightly.
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Continue to ignore.
"Knock knock knock—"
Which blind guy came to disturb people's sleep, courting death!
Unbearable to be harassed, He Xi wrapped a towel around her lower body angrily, and opened the door impatiently.A large squirrel with a height of about 1.2 meters standing on both feet stood in front of him. The big fluffy tail behind him flicked flexibly, and the naturally cute squirrel smiled.
"Sir, do you need special services?"
"..." What special service?What special service?Is it the special service I was thinking of?Ah, why is it squirrels to sell?
"Sir, it's the special service you want~" The naturally cute [accent] squirrel face is beckoning to me.
"..." Which squirrel is so amazing!Can read minds!I was obviously expressionless and didn't say anything!This must be cold reading! ! !
"Need a special service?"
"Do I look that horny?"
The cute squirrel blinked, and said with a little regret: "Do you need a universal guide, sir? I know everything about all the countries on this planet~"
Sorry what the hell!He Xi complained silently, then crossed his arms and looked down at the squirrel, "You said you know everything about this planet? Then tell me who is the current mistress of the king of this country?"
Squirrel's eyes widened in surprise, "It's the best here right now? It's simple, it's his illegitimate daughter, the number one beauty known as "Emerald"."
"...the origin of [Midnight Flower]?"
"Anguo introduced fireworks from the earth, thus greatly promoting Anguo's economy and becoming a big country that cannot be ignored. The fireworks launched are like brilliant flowers blooming in the sky, and the effect is more prominent especially in the middle of the night, so Anguo is called [ Flowers of the Night]."
"...Last question! Is the current king of Anguo?"
"There is no king."
The squirrel answered frankly.
He Xi narrowed his eyes, "Not bad, he seems to be a useful guy."
"Then sir, are you willing to hire me?" The squirrel curved a wretched smile.
"Hmm," He Xi lazily turned around, holding the doorknob,
"Come and report tomorrow."
Hot Springs has a special native species, the squirrel species.Able to stand on two feet, speak, has agility and quick action, cute face like a squirrel and big fluffy tail are loved by women all over the universe.
In the early morning of the next day, Hexisi enjoyed the breakfast provided by the hot spring hotel gracefully, and after tidying up his grooming in a leisurely manner, he went to travel around the hot spring stars under the leadership of a squirrel.
"Well, I have to say that Hot Spring Star is a tourist attraction." He Xi followed the squirrel with a lot of famous specialties and said slowly, "It's delicious. Is there an interstellar express here?"
"Boss, the Interstellar Express is only available in the front center. Why don't you take a break and let me help you take these things to the Interstellar Express?"
He Xi tilted his head and looked at the tea shop next to him. After thinking for a while, he threw the things in his arms to the squirrel, and handed over the address of Wanshiwu.The squirrel flicked its tail, and ran towards Interstellar Express with the pile of things in its arms.
"Hey, the speed is really fast." The black-haired boy couldn't help but admire the squirrel shadow who was leaving in the dust.He sat on the pergola outside the door with a cold tea in his hand, looking up at the blue sky, "This place is nice, quiet enough."
In the next three months, Hexi completed his journey to Hot Spring Star and left Hot Spring Star with the squirrel seeing him off.
"...Is he really just here for a trip?"
04.
The three caves of the cunning rabbit are to dig a few more nests to confuse the enemy and protect themselves.So the headquarters is one, Raylig is one, the earth is one, Dragon Palace ver.2.0 is one...
"I personally like speculation the most. Hello, hello, hello, everyone. This kind of harmonious and friendly thought is the common consciousness of all the people in the universe in this century and the theme of the future of the universe. Why are you so violent with knives and guns? Everyone sit down and take your time. Talk, wouldn’t it be good to talk about a reasonable result ╮(╯_╰)╭”
The recorder played a bright and clear boyish voice, and Rory babbled a lot of nonsense and was finally willing to cut to the point.
"So, I am optimistic about your development in Hot Spring Star, and I plan to help you. What do you think of the boss of the Squirrel Group? Personally, I am easily satisfied. As long as you don't allow any other mercenary group to develop in Hot Spring Star, that's enough." , what do you think?"
"It's okay if you don't agree, we will adopt our own policy. For cooperation, both parties must agree. Since you disagree, we have to spend a little time to slowly manage our power. I hope we will still be friends in the future. My words That's all, let the blond lady discuss the specific situation on my behalf."
"I wish you a sweet dream~"
The beautiful woman with blond hair and green eyes held down the pause button of the recorder, looked at the squirrel opposite with a smile on her face, "I don't know what you think?"
"..." You know that person is not an ordinary traveler!
but!Squirrel's eyes exuded fanaticism. This is an opportunity. Anguo, as the main city-state, is being suppressed by neighboring countries that are gradually becoming stronger by occupying new hot spring resources.With this opportunity, An Guo is very likely to jump over and firmly control the entire hot spring star!
But it is also very likely to be controlled by Lei Guang, and the entire hot spring star will fall into Lei Guang's hands...
Want to gamble?
Just as the squirrel was still hesitating, Xuete clasped his hands and said, "At first, I was not optimistic about Hot Spring Star, because the rules of the game are too simple. The strength of a country is determined by the amount of hot springs... such a place is easy to be taken by other people. If the forces are watching, then there will inevitably be disputes at that time. But the leader said that he is optimistic about your strength, so I will trust the vision of the leader and come to discuss with you."
Xuete smiled slightly, "You don't have to make a decision so quickly, you can think about it carefully." When she stood up and was about to leave, the squirrel suddenly said,
"I would like to cooperate with you."
A few months later, Anguo built a new hot spring hotel, which received good reviews, and its unique alien style was very popular.
Standing in front of the newly opened hotel, the squirrel shook its big tail, "Could it be that he knew who I am from the beginning? No way, our organization is already so secretive..."
"Forget it, anyway, I'm going to get busy soon..." I wonder if those traitorous courtiers still remember me, my lost Highness?
The next goal: control Anguo!
The author has something to say:
☆、See you in Chambord Islands two years later
The author has something to say: Happy Lantern Festival~
01.
The long-lost earth!Long-lost Kabukicho!
But why are the people here so weird?
He Xi looked at Kabukicho, where the atmosphere had become inexplicably strange, with a puzzled face, and stepped into her bar.
"I haven't seen you for two years? Has your head been eaten off by a dog?"
The boy Hexi complained expressionlessly about the little sunny guy standing in front of him, who laughed at his boss a few seconds ago and said that you look more and more stupid if you haven't seen the boss for two years.
"When did your attribute become poisonous? Hurry up and get back to your otaku nature, idiot!" He Xi never wanted to see this bad guy again, and turned to ask another who stayed on the earth to wait for his brain to show off. Bartender, "What's wrong with this guy, go and fix him."
The young man in Tang suit shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I don't know what happened. It must be some alien virus. I can't find the pathogen so I don't know how to treat it. I'm worried that I will accidentally eat my brain."
"Fuck!"
"And not only him, but the whole Kabukicho has an accident."
"Fuck me!"
"But it's not bad. This guy has become diligent. He neither plays computer games nor skips work. It's no problem to push everything to him."
"Wow... that's great! Just don't let him recover!"
So, even the entire Kabukicho has been restored, and the guy is still in a virus state...
The owner of the bar who has nothing to do is in a good (dao) (luan) state of mind, and plans to visit his friends on the earth in person.Well, by the way, take a camera to record their profound friendship memories...
The head of the group, who always felt that something was going to happen, walked forward quite excitedly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
As soon as He Xi walked out of the bar, she was taken aback by Xin Baji, who was wearing a Zhenxuan team uniform, running towards the sun with a broken face and crying with tears.
"It's really rare to be so young in the morning, Shinba-kun," He Xi said, looking at the back of Shinba, who seemed to be full of despair about his life as he ran farther and farther, "But why is he wearing the team uniform of the Shinsengumi?"
"Could it be that he also got the virus?"
Feeling abandoned by the world after two years, the dominant sister-controlled Xinbaji finally got married to the orangutan and had a baby orangutan and threw his burden to the Shinsengumi (huh). Yabian heavily collapsed and complained about his cheating life...
Then, he met two snake spirits who were wandering around without taking their medicine.
A few days ago, Yagyu Kubei, who just completed the men's special penetrating weapon project: The ACE of the ladyboy club, it's me!
Katsura Wig who took it away a few days ago and turned it into a wig: the ACE of the ladyboy club, it's me!
New Baji: [Protruding middle finger] Can this life be more cheating!
02.
He Xi walked around the street, trying to get a general idea of the scope of the virus and the basic information about the virus.After careful investigation, He Xi couldn't help but black line, almost the whole of Edo was infected with the virus, is it really all right? Japanese shogunate? !
This virus is actually a parasitic alien called wart. It is said that it will parasitize on organisms and absorb nutrients from the host, and finally take the host's body.At first, it will become like an uncle with eyes, read the host's information, then slowly change into the same appearance as the host, and finally evolve into the appearance two years later.In addition, I especially like the self-motivation of the host.In addition, the original in suspended animation state will hang behind the tail of the hair in a gray state with rolled eyes.Another way to get rid of it is to beat the patient with a paper fan...
"It will only parasitize people who are self-motivated? How can a man be self-motivated?! The one who is parasitized is not Ao Wang?!" He Xi, who was complaining, looked at the city of Edo, which had changed its style, and began to worry about the future of Japan. .
How much money he can make in this place with a worrisome future is the question...
Ah... what is that magical building...?
... He remembered that it seemed to be the Zhenxuan Group's settlement?
He Xi instantly frowns.
"That man over there, you're under arrest."
Inexplicably, a large group of police officers appeared in front of him and surrounded He Xi, and the passer-by police headed by them said with a serious expression, "In the name of the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogota S. Okita III,"
"..." The style of the name is a bit wrong.
Then, He Xi, who was so shocked by the virus-invaded world, obediently followed the policemen into the magical Shinsengumi castle...
"Salute to His Excellency the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogota S. Okita III!!!!"
The deafening sound almost broke Hexi's eardrums.
The black-haired boy rubbed his ears expressionlessly, and he was so calmed by the thunder that he looked up at the legendary Shinsengumi emperor Sougo Shake S Okita III sitting on the throne...
His appearance has not changed, he has a lot of heroism, and his S-shaking aura has become stronger again... This is simply parasitized by aliens, right? Idiot Zou Wu!He Xi's inner villain slammed the paper fan to the ground!
"Long time no see, Duke Hexi." Emperor Zongwu said arrogantly.
What the hell is Duke Hexi...
Duke Hexi silently raised the camera, "The emperor smiled."
Emperor Sougo rewarded him with a shaky smile.
Then, "Put him in jail."
Duke Hexi: "..." The moody emperor is really annoying!
03.
Naturally, He Xi wouldn't be so stupid as to obediently go to the prison cell. On the way to the prison, he decisively knocked out the policeman behind him, and wandered around in this magical building by himself.In the end, he found two normal people—Vice Chief Hijikata and Shin Hachi-kun, but Shin Hachi-kun, didn't you go to the beach to shout for life?
"That's right, I was the one who was abandoned two years ago just like you." After lighting a cigarette coolly, Jifang Shishi said coolly.
Then these two poor people kidnapped the red bean bun Yamazaki and ran away.
He Xi, who thought it was very interesting, followed the two secretly with a camera.
"I always feel sorry for them, should I tell them the truth?"
He Xi murmured, the camera in his hand was still motionless and steadily filming the two people.
"You have to find the truth by yourself, young man, and if you break the lie two years later, you won't be able to integrate into it. Look at the atmosphere, you idiot."
The sneaky uncle's voice came from behind, and suddenly there was an extra person in this perfect peeping place.
"Hearing your tone means that you are not parasitized?"
"That's right, this wart really doesn't know how to read the atmosphere. Every one of them is parasitized, but they don't parasitize me. They can't get into the topic at all."
"Hey—it's strange that he would parasitize you, uncle waste material." He Xi turned the camera lens to a lazy silver-haired man, "Smile, Yin Shi."
Yinshi picked his nostrils with an unruly expression.
The camera turned back to the duo again. After hearing the emergency news, the two men suddenly got a boost of morale and held paper fans.He Xi said without turning her head, "Why are you here all of a sudden?"
Gintoki sneezed suddenly, rubbed his nose, and his voice was slightly nasal, "Miss Kagura two years later said she was going to come out to find a new one, so I showed up, hey hey hey here Kagura two years later Miss……"
He Xi manipulated the camera to move to Xin Baji and Miss Kagura who was running over.
Miss Kagura: "Where did you go, Shinpachi, do you know that I've been looking for you for a long time?"
Shinpachi blushed: "God, Miss Kagura..."
Miss Kagura: "Idiot, idiot, idiot, I'm so worried about you."
Then hug the virgin Shinpachi in a growing state.
……
The black-haired boy looked at the growth-type Kagura, and Miss Kagura, whose femininity became more and more obvious, made a small comment,
"It's a potential stock, fortunately it belongs to the Night Rabbit clan."
Gintoki then commented, "It's simply the evolution of children's swimsuits into bikinis."
The virgin Shinpachi, who was seduced by sex, really couldn't do anything, and the Hijikata devil who couldn't stand it cruelly raised a paper fan to beat Miss Kagura!at this time!The hero rescued the beauty appeared!he is the one!He is the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogo Shoushuo S Okita III!
Emperor Sougo, who blocked Miss Kagura's blow from the paper fan, endured the pain on his face and said to the perpetrator Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata, I don't want to see you attack girls." Emperor Wu fell down, and Miss Kagura caught Emperor Sogo who fell to the ground, and placed Emperor Sogo on his lap, "Hey, cheer up, stupid Emperor!"
Emperor Sowu: "Hey, why?"
——He Xi, who was peeping in the dark, silently took out her phone, and clicked ——the picture of duangduangduang's knee pillow!
"Kon... After Boss Kondo left, I only thought about how to make the organization stronger... In order to protect the Shinsengumi, I would not hesitate to use ruthless tyranny. But Mr. Hijikata... If even you are defiled, the Shinsengumi will really die reduced to a mob criminal group..."
Touching heart, those who heard it shed tears, and those who listened were sad!The earthwork is visibly shaking.At this moment, Shinpachi, the hero who saved the world, stood up and complained: "Mr. Hijikata, don't be confused! Warts! That's a wart!"
——Shinpachi, who was just seduced by Ms. Kagura, complained that this sentence obviously has no offensive power.
"I really want to...cough...to eat...mayonnaise rice with Hichikata-san..."
Shinpachi once again stood up and complained: "You haven't eaten it at all! You still say it's dog food!"
Hijikata, who had finally fallen, ran over and stuffed bottle after bottle of mayonnaise into Sougo's mouth, "Sougo cheer up!"
Shinpachi, who couldn't stand it anymore, decided to make a move, picked up the paper fan and ran towards the fainted Sougo.
At this moment, the plot takes a sharp turn and turns to save the incompetent!One of Shinpachi's many death spots, sister Shimura Takashi held a baby in her hands to stop Shinpachi: "Stop, Shin! Are you still a samurai for attacking people who are dying!"
"Sister? And she has already given birth?!"
——He Xi, who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but burst out laughing unscrupulously. Could this plot be more magical!
Shinpachi, who resisted his murderous attack on his sister, decided to raise the butcher knife (huh) and wave it at his sister. Miao's sister cried out in grief, revealing the baby's face, "Stop it! No, this child's biological father is... ...Look, this bang!"
Before it was too late, Hijikata blocked Shinpachi's attack with a paper fan and stood in front of A Miao, then looked at the baby in shock, "This bang...is this V-shaped bang...?"
Shinpachi: "How is that possible? How can two people who have no intersection at all have a child!"
Here, A Miao and Hijikata confide their feelings about their affair history, Hijikata's brain is hopeless, and the orangutan with mental problems ran out and snatched the baby Jujuro and planned to jump off the building together!When the orangutan, who wanted revenge for the shooting meeting, planned to take the children to jump off the building, Miss Wig appeared! !She held the orangutan's child, the orangutan, to prevent the orangutan from jumping off the building, and condemned him for abandoning his wife and children and leaving his life. [Fog] The biological body made the orangutan feel the preciousness of life.She/he takes all the children away!The native baba orangutan baba cried out in pain, "Fifteen Lang!" "Gorilla!" "[BEEP] son!"
The normal Shinpachi, who couldn't stand it any longer, shouted with a paper fan in his hand, "Have you played enough!"
Immediately, he hit the Pegasus Meteor Fan and sent everyone flying, and landed coolly, and finally concluded his speech like the protagonist.
He Xi, who followed all the way, was already rolling on the ground laughing, and after finally holding back the laughter, he patted Yinshi's shoulder, "You won't have the part of your ears before you show up."
Yinshi snorted arrogantly, went out with a paper fan and calmly patted Shinpachi on the head, "You are also a wart, Shinpachi."
Shinpachi: "Huh——!!!" fainted.
04.
The Edo that finally returned to normal is the real Edo, but just a few days later, several people secretly received a videotape, and they destroyed the videotape inhumanely without exception.
And one person received a photo, with the caption,
"Little Kagura two years later is so cute, I'm really reluctant to marry in the future. PS: I'm about to surpass you in height."
05.
Dude is still parasitized by warts~
☆、Man-eating ghosts exist
01.
Kabukicho, the lawless zone-this ominous place, once again set off a bloody storm.The ogre, the creature of urban legend, has infiltrated Kabukicho, night after night, lurking in the shadows, baring its bloody fangs.
"Another murder has been discovered."
"This is the third time this week."
"It is said that the corpse has signs of being bitten, and it looks like tsk tsk tsk..."
"The police still can't catch anyone?"
"It's getting more and more chaotic these days."
……
However, life went on as usual.The house of everything that should be flying like a dog is still flying like a dog every day, it should be playing with Gui Doubi every day, you should chase me, the real selection group should still be chasing Gui Doubi every day, it should be cheating customers every day The lady from the Shaking S nightclub is still shaking S every day with a smile and cheating customers of money...
Except... an underground intelligence station bar.
"Man-eating ghost? Is that hair? Can it be eaten?"
He Xi rolled his eyes and spoke disdainfully to the drunken guests sitting on the bar counter.
"Man-eating ghosts are nothing compared to the greedy ghosts of national taxation. They don't know where to go after paying so much tax money every day, and the safety of the people is not guaranteed. It's a pitiful world."
The guest hiccupped and said with a confused smile: "The boss is right! That... that... tax, it's a scam! My money... is gone..."
"Hey, hey, don't you spit here. Hurry up and call someone to take you back. Our shop doesn't accept drunks staying overnight."
"Boss—don't be so...ruthless, vomit—" The drunk guest suddenly turned his face to the ground, looking like he wanted to vomit.He Xi snapped his fingers, and the tall and strong bodyguards appeared behind the guests in an instant, and each of them raised his hands and threw them to the back door to make him vomit.
He Xi looked around the bar with few people and indifferent, and couldn't help sighing, "Oh, there's no business—let's deal with the man-eating ghosts quickly."
The signature bartender who appeared at the bar on time rarely disappeared, and the general manager of the bar who often lay in the corner playing game consoles was also absent. Instead, the rare boss appeared.
It's just that due to the frequent incidents of cannibal ghosts recently, the bar, which was always crowded with people, has become deserted and the business has dropped drastically.But on the other hand, business has increased.
Many people came to inquire about the man-eating ghost, probably because of the reward issued by the government.
"Really, why did you come here at this time." He Xi leaned on the bar with her chin propped up, "No business, no business, no money, no money, I can't go out for a while—"
Suddenly, the eyes flashed, and the sharp murderous intent approached the door of the bar, but there was no one.
"..."
He Xi stared at the door with an unfathomable face, a breath of magic stick rushed towards his face, and then He Xi said slowly,
"Clean up and close the door today, it's rare that I'm interested in visiting the shop today."
02.
In the streets of Edo in the middle of the night, there are few people, especially the streets where man-eating ghosts appear, which are empty and deserted.It's just that tonight there are two tall and thin young men strolling slowly on the street, moving as slowly as the old man's after-dinner walk.
The black-haired young man in the cyan Tang suit walked on the street impatiently, while the black-haired young man who was slightly shorter beside him kept thinking about it. It seemed that this was the reason for the impatience of the Tang suit youth.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I've already seen the nature of the boss, let's not talk about the previous incident of parasitic aliens, now driving me out to find man-eating ghosts is simply the ugly nature of capitalists, mercilessly draining every drop of employees Blood and sweat is really a scumbag boss. Humph, I will resign when I go back! I will be a cowherd! With my skills, I will definitely be able to coax those rich women with fishy lips into dizziness and willingly hand over the money."
Ao Wang, who couldn't bear it anymore, said viciously: "Shut up!"
Staring at the messy black-haired guy with dead fish eyes, he spread his palms, "What are you talking about?"
"..." Ao Wang looked at the buddy stupidly, took out a few copper coins from his pocket and put them on his palm, "Go, I don't want to see you right now."
"Oh Ye Ao Wang, silly mother, you are my big man's tortured little fairy~" The guy who got the money jumped away happily to find the vending machine.
"Who is the little goblin who tortures people!" Ao Wang, who had stayed in Leiying for a year, finally understood the essence of complaining.
Ao Wang, who was finally able to calm down after being quarreled all night by the guys, stretched out her hand and rubbed the center of her brows. Originally, he had no interest in this incident.It’s just that it’s said that the buddy who got it [Going out to perform a mission alone will die] has been stalking him to accompany him, and Ao Wang, who is really annoying, has been worn down, so tonight’s scene happened.
"Man-eating ghost or something, hmph..."
Although he didn't pay attention, He Xi never shy away from him when discussing information with his buddies, so he also knows the general information about it.
It's ridiculous to tear a human body apart. It's impossible for a person's slender wrist to tear a person apart, unless it's a wrist as strong as a night rabbit.But on such a planet, there are no such boring night rabbits.
"...It's really slow, I want to go back." Ao Wang stood under the street lamp, looking down at his own reflection, "Leave the buddy behind and go back."
Ao Wang raised his head and scanned his surroundings, and found that there was no figure of the assistant, he raised his footsteps and prepared to leave.At this time, light footsteps suddenly appeared behind him, slowly trying to sneak up on someone like a prank.
man?Ao Wang walked forward indifferently, probably trying to scare me... that stupid one.
The sound of footsteps behind him was always slow, and he suddenly accelerated his footsteps without concealing the sound of his footsteps becoming more and more obvious, and kept accelerating!The sound of footsteps was not far behind Ao Wang!
That guy's skill is not bad, he either speeds up and walks silently... Oops!Ao Wang was startled suddenly, and suddenly speeded up to run, running forward without looking back!
That guy is not a dude! !The breathing is too heavy! ! !Ao Wang, who had just realized suddenly, found that the visitor was not friendly, the enemy was in the dark and we were in the light, and the situation was really unfavorable.
"Damn! Where did that guy go!" Ao Wang who was running looked around but couldn't find the buddy. He immediately gritted his teeth and wanted to hang the buddy up and beat him up. Where did he go at this time!
The sound of footsteps behind him has been chasing closely, probably consciously Ao Wang found that he also accelerated, faintly catching up with Ao Wang! !
"The young master is in such a hurry, is there something urgent?"
A handsome man stood in front of Ao Wang, his gentle voice made Ao Wang startled.
"You..." Ao Wang opened his eyes wide, looking at the person in front of him in disbelief.
The handsome man smiled gently, "Young Master, it's time to go home."
Ao Wang was stunned for a moment so that the footsteps behind him caught up with him, and the huge and skillful force hit the acupuncture point on the right side of his neck, and a strong sense of dizziness swept over his consciousness.
Damn it... Ao Wang reluctantly stretched out his hand and took out the coins in his pocket.
Ao Wang, who was really unable to support himself, fainted and was caught by the handsome man in time.
The handsome man stared at the fainted Ao Wang with a smile, "Welcome back, young master."
The guy who happily bought back two cans of warm coffee didn't see Ao Wang, and glanced around suspiciously, "Did he abandon me and go back alone? Inhuman Ao Wang silly mother..."
Along the way back to the bar, the waiter glanced to see if there was any message left by Ao Wang's silly mother, until a golden coin was abandoned on the street alone.
That gold coin was a limited edition, and the buddy managed to get it back from the manga exhibition, but Ao Wang gave it to him because he liked it.
The man stood in front of the gold coin, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to pick up the gold coin.
It is shiny and clean, it seems that the owner has taken good care of it.And it's still warm, with the owner's body temperature, it should have just fallen off.
"It's too much to throw away gifts from others at will."
The clerk stood up, gathered the gold coins tightly in his hands, and looked ferociously, "I can't forgive you without a reasonable explanation!"
It hasn't been this hot for a long time.
03.
Early the next morning, Captain He Xi, who had finally overcome the bed, found that the buddy and Ao Wang had disappeared.
"Did you give me such a big surprise just after waking up?"
He Xi, who has been groomed and groomed, sits at the desk with her back facing her, her legs crossed, and the huge floor-to-ceiling windows in front of her show the lively streets of Kabukicho in front of He Xi.
"Heh heh heh... Where did the rats come in? It's really dirty here recently... It's time to clean it up."
He Xi turned the table vigorously, propped his chin on one hand and looked at the dart board in front of him.
"What's the next step~~What will my beloved subordinates do~~"
The man-eating ghost incident is still spreading, but fewer and fewer man-eating ghosts come out to do evil and gradually fade out of people's sight. The tense Edo citizens and policemen seem to think that it is over, and the night in Edo is gradually changing. It has to be lively, and it is no longer deserted and empty.
Ao Wang is Chinese, and his identity is not ordinary, plus the incident of man-eating ghosts that has been getting weaker and weaker recently, and the attack on the bar a long time ago... It's all a conspiracy...
In this way, the most likely place for Ao Wang to be now is... the pier!
The guy stood on a large warehouse, looking at the Tokyo Bay in the night, "Beautiful night! Beautiful Tokyo Bay! No matter what you do, you will be buried by Tokyo Bay!"
Suddenly, the guy who suffered from secondary illnesses grinned, "The latest cargo ship to China will leave tonight. Guys who can't come by the official route naturally can't use the official route to go back. Smuggling the boat back? Good idea!"
The guy who sensed movement at the pier immediately ran in that direction, his ghostly steps gradually blending into the night, and jumped off the warehouse!Sneak around!With the protection of the night, the man who flickered like a ghost gradually approached the boat tonight, and jumped off the smuggling boat while no one was paying attention.
"Hey... I hope the group leader didn't notice my message, otherwise we will go to Qiqi to open up wasteland in China."
Tonight's Tokyo Bay will be very lively!
The author has something to say: Diligent code words save morals to welcome the return of Gintama...
☆、Titanic and Columbus Travels
01.
#The mind of the great head who can understand#
#There is a black-hearted boss who oppresses me every day, what should I do if I really want to kill people and quit?A little urgent, wait online! #
#flag stands tall, please organize and rest assured#
#Today's theme is Columbus Travels! #
#Huh?Wasn't it the sinking of the Titanic? #
#闻嗤团长 is very powerful, raise your hand in favor! #
#In short, let's open the text#
02.
"Hehehe."
The guy stood in the dark cargo compartment, tilting his head cutely.If he's not mistaken, the cargo hold is full of... drugs, and the pier seems to be managed by the Ditch Rat Group...?
"Hehehe, I'm getting into trouble again. I hope the leader won't skin me to pieces, but I should be able to atone for my sin by rescuing Ao Wang's silly mother." the way.This ship is an ordinary cargo ship with a light load and a displacement of several hundred tons. According to this speed, it should arrive in China in 3 days.
Hmm... I'd better do it later in case there are too many nights and dreams, or I can go back to Edo quickly.But finding someone is a big problem. According to the group leader, Ao Wang Shama should be a big shot, and the place to stay should be more comfortable?This place... The guy looked around at the large, dark cargo hold with poor cargo air, and there was still a faint smell lingering... The possibility of not being here is very low.
Well here comes the problem.
Which excavator technology is better to deleteDelete
——Inexplicably, I feel that what I said is right!
"Where is it~ Heh heh heh~~ I searched and searched for a girl, I found a little girl~~"
Ao Wang, who had been in a coma for a day, woke up and found that he had been kidnapped, and had been quickly moved to the boat without even having time to call for help.this degree of shaking
The so-called one-hundred-day injury, the head of the group who wants to return to normal will take at least a few months to recover from his current injury.In order to heal better, the head of the group decided to go on vacation!
Target: Hot Spring Star [What the hell!
The so-called hot spring star is just a small planet famous for its hot springs, and countless small countries are distributed on this small planet. The number of hot springs each country has occupied is the fundamental pillar of national strength.
He Xi went to a country with a relatively large national power on the planet, and in short, it has many hot springs.
"Blissful Bliss~"
The black-haired boy wrapped the wound that couldn't touch the water with some kind of special device, immersed his whole body in the warm spring water, and expressed his appreciation comfortably.
"Not bad, it would be better if there is wine."
He Xi held the wine glass regretfully, then touched her face and sighed helplessly.
"Hey, it's too inhuman to have to do tasks even on vacation."
He Xi's task this time is to investigate all the relevant information such as the strength behind the power of all the big and small national forces in Hot Spring Star, so the official vacation days given are also extraordinarily large.
"Anyway, it's not in a hurry, take your time." Head He Xi, who has always been happy in time, immediately put aside the useless resentment and enjoyed the holiday life happily.
03.
"Need a special service?"
"Do I look that horny?"
——…… Such a weird dialogue is going to be like that!
The time goes back to 5 minutes ago——
The warm spring water, the rising and circling mist, and the faint smell of sulfur lingering at the tip of the nose relieve Hexi's nerves that have been tense in recent days.The boy was leaning drowsily on the stone by the pool, just about to fall asleep...
"Knock Knock-"
The black-haired boy frowned slightly.
"Knock Knock Knock-"
Continue to ignore.
"Knock knock knock—"
Which blind guy came to disturb people's sleep, courting death!
Unbearable to be harassed, He Xi wrapped a towel around her lower body angrily, and opened the door impatiently.A large squirrel with a height of about 1.2 meters standing on both feet stood in front of him. The big fluffy tail behind him flicked flexibly, and the naturally cute squirrel smiled.
"Sir, do you need special services?"
"..." What special service?What special service?Is it the special service I was thinking of?Ah, why is it squirrels to sell?
"Sir, it's the special service you want~" The naturally cute [accent] squirrel face is beckoning to me.
"..." Which squirrel is so amazing!Can read minds!I was obviously expressionless and didn't say anything!This must be cold reading! ! !
"Need a special service?"
"Do I look that horny?"
The cute squirrel blinked, and said with a little regret: "Do you need a universal guide, sir? I know everything about all the countries on this planet~"
Sorry what the hell!He Xi complained silently, then crossed his arms and looked down at the squirrel, "You said you know everything about this planet? Then tell me who is the current mistress of the king of this country?"
Squirrel's eyes widened in surprise, "It's the best here right now? It's simple, it's his illegitimate daughter, the number one beauty known as "Emerald"."
"...the origin of [Midnight Flower]?"
"Anguo introduced fireworks from the earth, thus greatly promoting Anguo's economy and becoming a big country that cannot be ignored. The fireworks launched are like brilliant flowers blooming in the sky, and the effect is more prominent especially in the middle of the night, so Anguo is called [ Flowers of the Night]."
"...Last question! Is the current king of Anguo?"
"There is no king."
The squirrel answered frankly.
He Xi narrowed his eyes, "Not bad, he seems to be a useful guy."
"Then sir, are you willing to hire me?" The squirrel curved a wretched smile.
"Hmm," He Xi lazily turned around, holding the doorknob,
"Come and report tomorrow."
Hot Springs has a special native species, the squirrel species.Able to stand on two feet, speak, has agility and quick action, cute face like a squirrel and big fluffy tail are loved by women all over the universe.
In the early morning of the next day, Hexisi enjoyed the breakfast provided by the hot spring hotel gracefully, and after tidying up his grooming in a leisurely manner, he went to travel around the hot spring stars under the leadership of a squirrel.
"Well, I have to say that Hot Spring Star is a tourist attraction." He Xi followed the squirrel with a lot of famous specialties and said slowly, "It's delicious. Is there an interstellar express here?"
"Boss, the Interstellar Express is only available in the front center. Why don't you take a break and let me help you take these things to the Interstellar Express?"
He Xi tilted his head and looked at the tea shop next to him. After thinking for a while, he threw the things in his arms to the squirrel, and handed over the address of Wanshiwu.The squirrel flicked its tail, and ran towards Interstellar Express with the pile of things in its arms.
"Hey, the speed is really fast." The black-haired boy couldn't help but admire the squirrel shadow who was leaving in the dust.He sat on the pergola outside the door with a cold tea in his hand, looking up at the blue sky, "This place is nice, quiet enough."
In the next three months, Hexi completed his journey to Hot Spring Star and left Hot Spring Star with the squirrel seeing him off.
"...Is he really just here for a trip?"
04.
The three caves of the cunning rabbit are to dig a few more nests to confuse the enemy and protect themselves.So the headquarters is one, Raylig is one, the earth is one, Dragon Palace ver.2.0 is one...
"I personally like speculation the most. Hello, hello, hello, everyone. This kind of harmonious and friendly thought is the common consciousness of all the people in the universe in this century and the theme of the future of the universe. Why are you so violent with knives and guns? Everyone sit down and take your time. Talk, wouldn’t it be good to talk about a reasonable result ╮(╯_╰)╭”
The recorder played a bright and clear boyish voice, and Rory babbled a lot of nonsense and was finally willing to cut to the point.
"So, I am optimistic about your development in Hot Spring Star, and I plan to help you. What do you think of the boss of the Squirrel Group? Personally, I am easily satisfied. As long as you don't allow any other mercenary group to develop in Hot Spring Star, that's enough." , what do you think?"
"It's okay if you don't agree, we will adopt our own policy. For cooperation, both parties must agree. Since you disagree, we have to spend a little time to slowly manage our power. I hope we will still be friends in the future. My words That's all, let the blond lady discuss the specific situation on my behalf."
"I wish you a sweet dream~"
The beautiful woman with blond hair and green eyes held down the pause button of the recorder, looked at the squirrel opposite with a smile on her face, "I don't know what you think?"
"..." You know that person is not an ordinary traveler!
but!Squirrel's eyes exuded fanaticism. This is an opportunity. Anguo, as the main city-state, is being suppressed by neighboring countries that are gradually becoming stronger by occupying new hot spring resources.With this opportunity, An Guo is very likely to jump over and firmly control the entire hot spring star!
But it is also very likely to be controlled by Lei Guang, and the entire hot spring star will fall into Lei Guang's hands...
Want to gamble?
Just as the squirrel was still hesitating, Xuete clasped his hands and said, "At first, I was not optimistic about Hot Spring Star, because the rules of the game are too simple. The strength of a country is determined by the amount of hot springs... such a place is easy to be taken by other people. If the forces are watching, then there will inevitably be disputes at that time. But the leader said that he is optimistic about your strength, so I will trust the vision of the leader and come to discuss with you."
Xuete smiled slightly, "You don't have to make a decision so quickly, you can think about it carefully." When she stood up and was about to leave, the squirrel suddenly said,
"I would like to cooperate with you."
A few months later, Anguo built a new hot spring hotel, which received good reviews, and its unique alien style was very popular.
Standing in front of the newly opened hotel, the squirrel shook its big tail, "Could it be that he knew who I am from the beginning? No way, our organization is already so secretive..."
"Forget it, anyway, I'm going to get busy soon..." I wonder if those traitorous courtiers still remember me, my lost Highness?
The next goal: control Anguo!
The author has something to say:
☆、See you in Chambord Islands two years later
The author has something to say: Happy Lantern Festival~
01.
The long-lost earth!Long-lost Kabukicho!
But why are the people here so weird?
He Xi looked at Kabukicho, where the atmosphere had become inexplicably strange, with a puzzled face, and stepped into her bar.
"I haven't seen you for two years? Has your head been eaten off by a dog?"
The boy Hexi complained expressionlessly about the little sunny guy standing in front of him, who laughed at his boss a few seconds ago and said that you look more and more stupid if you haven't seen the boss for two years.
"When did your attribute become poisonous? Hurry up and get back to your otaku nature, idiot!" He Xi never wanted to see this bad guy again, and turned to ask another who stayed on the earth to wait for his brain to show off. Bartender, "What's wrong with this guy, go and fix him."
The young man in Tang suit shrugged his shoulders and spread his hands, "I don't know what happened. It must be some alien virus. I can't find the pathogen so I don't know how to treat it. I'm worried that I will accidentally eat my brain."
"Fuck!"
"And not only him, but the whole Kabukicho has an accident."
"Fuck me!"
"But it's not bad. This guy has become diligent. He neither plays computer games nor skips work. It's no problem to push everything to him."
"Wow... that's great! Just don't let him recover!"
So, even the entire Kabukicho has been restored, and the guy is still in a virus state...
The owner of the bar who has nothing to do is in a good (dao) (luan) state of mind, and plans to visit his friends on the earth in person.Well, by the way, take a camera to record their profound friendship memories...
The head of the group, who always felt that something was going to happen, walked forward quite excitedly.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
As soon as He Xi walked out of the bar, she was taken aback by Xin Baji, who was wearing a Zhenxuan team uniform, running towards the sun with a broken face and crying with tears.
"It's really rare to be so young in the morning, Shinba-kun," He Xi said, looking at the back of Shinba, who seemed to be full of despair about his life as he ran farther and farther, "But why is he wearing the team uniform of the Shinsengumi?"
"Could it be that he also got the virus?"
Feeling abandoned by the world after two years, the dominant sister-controlled Xinbaji finally got married to the orangutan and had a baby orangutan and threw his burden to the Shinsengumi (huh). Yabian heavily collapsed and complained about his cheating life...
Then, he met two snake spirits who were wandering around without taking their medicine.
A few days ago, Yagyu Kubei, who just completed the men's special penetrating weapon project: The ACE of the ladyboy club, it's me!
Katsura Wig who took it away a few days ago and turned it into a wig: the ACE of the ladyboy club, it's me!
New Baji: [Protruding middle finger] Can this life be more cheating!
02.
He Xi walked around the street, trying to get a general idea of the scope of the virus and the basic information about the virus.After careful investigation, He Xi couldn't help but black line, almost the whole of Edo was infected with the virus, is it really all right? Japanese shogunate? !
This virus is actually a parasitic alien called wart. It is said that it will parasitize on organisms and absorb nutrients from the host, and finally take the host's body.At first, it will become like an uncle with eyes, read the host's information, then slowly change into the same appearance as the host, and finally evolve into the appearance two years later.In addition, I especially like the self-motivation of the host.In addition, the original in suspended animation state will hang behind the tail of the hair in a gray state with rolled eyes.Another way to get rid of it is to beat the patient with a paper fan...
"It will only parasitize people who are self-motivated? How can a man be self-motivated?! The one who is parasitized is not Ao Wang?!" He Xi, who was complaining, looked at the city of Edo, which had changed its style, and began to worry about the future of Japan. .
How much money he can make in this place with a worrisome future is the question...
Ah... what is that magical building...?
... He remembered that it seemed to be the Zhenxuan Group's settlement?
He Xi instantly frowns.
"That man over there, you're under arrest."
Inexplicably, a large group of police officers appeared in front of him and surrounded He Xi, and the passer-by police headed by them said with a serious expression, "In the name of the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogota S. Okita III,"
"..." The style of the name is a bit wrong.
Then, He Xi, who was so shocked by the virus-invaded world, obediently followed the policemen into the magical Shinsengumi castle...
"Salute to His Excellency the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogota S. Okita III!!!!"
The deafening sound almost broke Hexi's eardrums.
The black-haired boy rubbed his ears expressionlessly, and he was so calmed by the thunder that he looked up at the legendary Shinsengumi emperor Sougo Shake S Okita III sitting on the throne...
His appearance has not changed, he has a lot of heroism, and his S-shaking aura has become stronger again... This is simply parasitized by aliens, right? Idiot Zou Wu!He Xi's inner villain slammed the paper fan to the ground!
"Long time no see, Duke Hexi." Emperor Zongwu said arrogantly.
What the hell is Duke Hexi...
Duke Hexi silently raised the camera, "The emperor smiled."
Emperor Sougo rewarded him with a shaky smile.
Then, "Put him in jail."
Duke Hexi: "..." The moody emperor is really annoying!
03.
Naturally, He Xi wouldn't be so stupid as to obediently go to the prison cell. On the way to the prison, he decisively knocked out the policeman behind him, and wandered around in this magical building by himself.In the end, he found two normal people—Vice Chief Hijikata and Shin Hachi-kun, but Shin Hachi-kun, didn't you go to the beach to shout for life?
"That's right, I was the one who was abandoned two years ago just like you." After lighting a cigarette coolly, Jifang Shishi said coolly.
Then these two poor people kidnapped the red bean bun Yamazaki and ran away.
He Xi, who thought it was very interesting, followed the two secretly with a camera.
"I always feel sorry for them, should I tell them the truth?"
He Xi murmured, the camera in his hand was still motionless and steadily filming the two people.
"You have to find the truth by yourself, young man, and if you break the lie two years later, you won't be able to integrate into it. Look at the atmosphere, you idiot."
The sneaky uncle's voice came from behind, and suddenly there was an extra person in this perfect peeping place.
"Hearing your tone means that you are not parasitized?"
"That's right, this wart really doesn't know how to read the atmosphere. Every one of them is parasitized, but they don't parasitize me. They can't get into the topic at all."
"Hey—it's strange that he would parasitize you, uncle waste material." He Xi turned the camera lens to a lazy silver-haired man, "Smile, Yin Shi."
Yinshi picked his nostrils with an unruly expression.
The camera turned back to the duo again. After hearing the emergency news, the two men suddenly got a boost of morale and held paper fans.He Xi said without turning her head, "Why are you here all of a sudden?"
Gintoki sneezed suddenly, rubbed his nose, and his voice was slightly nasal, "Miss Kagura two years later said she was going to come out to find a new one, so I showed up, hey hey hey here Kagura two years later Miss……"
He Xi manipulated the camera to move to Xin Baji and Miss Kagura who was running over.
Miss Kagura: "Where did you go, Shinpachi, do you know that I've been looking for you for a long time?"
Shinpachi blushed: "God, Miss Kagura..."
Miss Kagura: "Idiot, idiot, idiot, I'm so worried about you."
Then hug the virgin Shinpachi in a growing state.
……
The black-haired boy looked at the growth-type Kagura, and Miss Kagura, whose femininity became more and more obvious, made a small comment,
"It's a potential stock, fortunately it belongs to the Night Rabbit clan."
Gintoki then commented, "It's simply the evolution of children's swimsuits into bikinis."
The virgin Shinpachi, who was seduced by sex, really couldn't do anything, and the Hijikata devil who couldn't stand it cruelly raised a paper fan to beat Miss Kagura!at this time!The hero rescued the beauty appeared!he is the one!He is the Shinsengumi Emperor Sogo Shoushuo S Okita III!
Emperor Sougo, who blocked Miss Kagura's blow from the paper fan, endured the pain on his face and said to the perpetrator Hijikata, "Mr. Hijikata, I don't want to see you attack girls." Emperor Wu fell down, and Miss Kagura caught Emperor Sogo who fell to the ground, and placed Emperor Sogo on his lap, "Hey, cheer up, stupid Emperor!"
Emperor Sowu: "Hey, why?"
——He Xi, who was peeping in the dark, silently took out her phone, and clicked ——the picture of duangduangduang's knee pillow!
"Kon... After Boss Kondo left, I only thought about how to make the organization stronger... In order to protect the Shinsengumi, I would not hesitate to use ruthless tyranny. But Mr. Hijikata... If even you are defiled, the Shinsengumi will really die reduced to a mob criminal group..."
Touching heart, those who heard it shed tears, and those who listened were sad!The earthwork is visibly shaking.At this moment, Shinpachi, the hero who saved the world, stood up and complained: "Mr. Hijikata, don't be confused! Warts! That's a wart!"
——Shinpachi, who was just seduced by Ms. Kagura, complained that this sentence obviously has no offensive power.
"I really want to...cough...to eat...mayonnaise rice with Hichikata-san..."
Shinpachi once again stood up and complained: "You haven't eaten it at all! You still say it's dog food!"
Hijikata, who had finally fallen, ran over and stuffed bottle after bottle of mayonnaise into Sougo's mouth, "Sougo cheer up!"
Shinpachi, who couldn't stand it anymore, decided to make a move, picked up the paper fan and ran towards the fainted Sougo.
At this moment, the plot takes a sharp turn and turns to save the incompetent!One of Shinpachi's many death spots, sister Shimura Takashi held a baby in her hands to stop Shinpachi: "Stop, Shin! Are you still a samurai for attacking people who are dying!"
"Sister? And she has already given birth?!"
——He Xi, who was hiding in the dark, couldn't help but burst out laughing unscrupulously. Could this plot be more magical!
Shinpachi, who resisted his murderous attack on his sister, decided to raise the butcher knife (huh) and wave it at his sister. Miao's sister cried out in grief, revealing the baby's face, "Stop it! No, this child's biological father is... ...Look, this bang!"
Before it was too late, Hijikata blocked Shinpachi's attack with a paper fan and stood in front of A Miao, then looked at the baby in shock, "This bang...is this V-shaped bang...?"
Shinpachi: "How is that possible? How can two people who have no intersection at all have a child!"
Here, A Miao and Hijikata confide their feelings about their affair history, Hijikata's brain is hopeless, and the orangutan with mental problems ran out and snatched the baby Jujuro and planned to jump off the building together!When the orangutan, who wanted revenge for the shooting meeting, planned to take the children to jump off the building, Miss Wig appeared! !She held the orangutan's child, the orangutan, to prevent the orangutan from jumping off the building, and condemned him for abandoning his wife and children and leaving his life. [Fog] The biological body made the orangutan feel the preciousness of life.She/he takes all the children away!The native baba orangutan baba cried out in pain, "Fifteen Lang!" "Gorilla!" "[BEEP] son!"
The normal Shinpachi, who couldn't stand it any longer, shouted with a paper fan in his hand, "Have you played enough!"
Immediately, he hit the Pegasus Meteor Fan and sent everyone flying, and landed coolly, and finally concluded his speech like the protagonist.
He Xi, who followed all the way, was already rolling on the ground laughing, and after finally holding back the laughter, he patted Yinshi's shoulder, "You won't have the part of your ears before you show up."
Yinshi snorted arrogantly, went out with a paper fan and calmly patted Shinpachi on the head, "You are also a wart, Shinpachi."
Shinpachi: "Huh——!!!" fainted.
04.
The Edo that finally returned to normal is the real Edo, but just a few days later, several people secretly received a videotape, and they destroyed the videotape inhumanely without exception.
And one person received a photo, with the caption,
"Little Kagura two years later is so cute, I'm really reluctant to marry in the future. PS: I'm about to surpass you in height."
05.
Dude is still parasitized by warts~
☆、Man-eating ghosts exist
01.
Kabukicho, the lawless zone-this ominous place, once again set off a bloody storm.The ogre, the creature of urban legend, has infiltrated Kabukicho, night after night, lurking in the shadows, baring its bloody fangs.
"Another murder has been discovered."
"This is the third time this week."
"It is said that the corpse has signs of being bitten, and it looks like tsk tsk tsk..."
"The police still can't catch anyone?"
"It's getting more and more chaotic these days."
……
However, life went on as usual.The house of everything that should be flying like a dog is still flying like a dog every day, it should be playing with Gui Doubi every day, you should chase me, the real selection group should still be chasing Gui Doubi every day, it should be cheating customers every day The lady from the Shaking S nightclub is still shaking S every day with a smile and cheating customers of money...
Except... an underground intelligence station bar.
"Man-eating ghost? Is that hair? Can it be eaten?"
He Xi rolled his eyes and spoke disdainfully to the drunken guests sitting on the bar counter.
"Man-eating ghosts are nothing compared to the greedy ghosts of national taxation. They don't know where to go after paying so much tax money every day, and the safety of the people is not guaranteed. It's a pitiful world."
The guest hiccupped and said with a confused smile: "The boss is right! That... that... tax, it's a scam! My money... is gone..."
"Hey, hey, don't you spit here. Hurry up and call someone to take you back. Our shop doesn't accept drunks staying overnight."
"Boss—don't be so...ruthless, vomit—" The drunk guest suddenly turned his face to the ground, looking like he wanted to vomit.He Xi snapped his fingers, and the tall and strong bodyguards appeared behind the guests in an instant, and each of them raised his hands and threw them to the back door to make him vomit.
He Xi looked around the bar with few people and indifferent, and couldn't help sighing, "Oh, there's no business—let's deal with the man-eating ghosts quickly."
The signature bartender who appeared at the bar on time rarely disappeared, and the general manager of the bar who often lay in the corner playing game consoles was also absent. Instead, the rare boss appeared.
It's just that due to the frequent incidents of cannibal ghosts recently, the bar, which was always crowded with people, has become deserted and the business has dropped drastically.But on the other hand, business has increased.
Many people came to inquire about the man-eating ghost, probably because of the reward issued by the government.
"Really, why did you come here at this time." He Xi leaned on the bar with her chin propped up, "No business, no business, no money, no money, I can't go out for a while—"
Suddenly, the eyes flashed, and the sharp murderous intent approached the door of the bar, but there was no one.
"..."
He Xi stared at the door with an unfathomable face, a breath of magic stick rushed towards his face, and then He Xi said slowly,
"Clean up and close the door today, it's rare that I'm interested in visiting the shop today."
02.
In the streets of Edo in the middle of the night, there are few people, especially the streets where man-eating ghosts appear, which are empty and deserted.It's just that tonight there are two tall and thin young men strolling slowly on the street, moving as slowly as the old man's after-dinner walk.
The black-haired young man in the cyan Tang suit walked on the street impatiently, while the black-haired young man who was slightly shorter beside him kept thinking about it. It seemed that this was the reason for the impatience of the Tang suit youth.
"Tsk tsk tsk, I've already seen the nature of the boss, let's not talk about the previous incident of parasitic aliens, now driving me out to find man-eating ghosts is simply the ugly nature of capitalists, mercilessly draining every drop of employees Blood and sweat is really a scumbag boss. Humph, I will resign when I go back! I will be a cowherd! With my skills, I will definitely be able to coax those rich women with fishy lips into dizziness and willingly hand over the money."
Ao Wang, who couldn't bear it anymore, said viciously: "Shut up!"
Staring at the messy black-haired guy with dead fish eyes, he spread his palms, "What are you talking about?"
"..." Ao Wang looked at the buddy stupidly, took out a few copper coins from his pocket and put them on his palm, "Go, I don't want to see you right now."
"Oh Ye Ao Wang, silly mother, you are my big man's tortured little fairy~" The guy who got the money jumped away happily to find the vending machine.
"Who is the little goblin who tortures people!" Ao Wang, who had stayed in Leiying for a year, finally understood the essence of complaining.
Ao Wang, who was finally able to calm down after being quarreled all night by the guys, stretched out her hand and rubbed the center of her brows. Originally, he had no interest in this incident.It’s just that it’s said that the buddy who got it [Going out to perform a mission alone will die] has been stalking him to accompany him, and Ao Wang, who is really annoying, has been worn down, so tonight’s scene happened.
"Man-eating ghost or something, hmph..."
Although he didn't pay attention, He Xi never shy away from him when discussing information with his buddies, so he also knows the general information about it.
It's ridiculous to tear a human body apart. It's impossible for a person's slender wrist to tear a person apart, unless it's a wrist as strong as a night rabbit.But on such a planet, there are no such boring night rabbits.
"...It's really slow, I want to go back." Ao Wang stood under the street lamp, looking down at his own reflection, "Leave the buddy behind and go back."
Ao Wang raised his head and scanned his surroundings, and found that there was no figure of the assistant, he raised his footsteps and prepared to leave.At this time, light footsteps suddenly appeared behind him, slowly trying to sneak up on someone like a prank.
man?Ao Wang walked forward indifferently, probably trying to scare me... that stupid one.
The sound of footsteps behind him was always slow, and he suddenly accelerated his footsteps without concealing the sound of his footsteps becoming more and more obvious, and kept accelerating!The sound of footsteps was not far behind Ao Wang!
That guy's skill is not bad, he either speeds up and walks silently... Oops!Ao Wang was startled suddenly, and suddenly speeded up to run, running forward without looking back!
That guy is not a dude! !The breathing is too heavy! ! !Ao Wang, who had just realized suddenly, found that the visitor was not friendly, the enemy was in the dark and we were in the light, and the situation was really unfavorable.
"Damn! Where did that guy go!" Ao Wang who was running looked around but couldn't find the buddy. He immediately gritted his teeth and wanted to hang the buddy up and beat him up. Where did he go at this time!
The sound of footsteps behind him has been chasing closely, probably consciously Ao Wang found that he also accelerated, faintly catching up with Ao Wang! !
"The young master is in such a hurry, is there something urgent?"
A handsome man stood in front of Ao Wang, his gentle voice made Ao Wang startled.
"You..." Ao Wang opened his eyes wide, looking at the person in front of him in disbelief.
The handsome man smiled gently, "Young Master, it's time to go home."
Ao Wang was stunned for a moment so that the footsteps behind him caught up with him, and the huge and skillful force hit the acupuncture point on the right side of his neck, and a strong sense of dizziness swept over his consciousness.
Damn it... Ao Wang reluctantly stretched out his hand and took out the coins in his pocket.
Ao Wang, who was really unable to support himself, fainted and was caught by the handsome man in time.
The handsome man stared at the fainted Ao Wang with a smile, "Welcome back, young master."
The guy who happily bought back two cans of warm coffee didn't see Ao Wang, and glanced around suspiciously, "Did he abandon me and go back alone? Inhuman Ao Wang silly mother..."
Along the way back to the bar, the waiter glanced to see if there was any message left by Ao Wang's silly mother, until a golden coin was abandoned on the street alone.
That gold coin was a limited edition, and the buddy managed to get it back from the manga exhibition, but Ao Wang gave it to him because he liked it.
The man stood in front of the gold coin, squatted down, and stretched out his hand to pick up the gold coin.
It is shiny and clean, it seems that the owner has taken good care of it.And it's still warm, with the owner's body temperature, it should have just fallen off.
"It's too much to throw away gifts from others at will."
The clerk stood up, gathered the gold coins tightly in his hands, and looked ferociously, "I can't forgive you without a reasonable explanation!"
It hasn't been this hot for a long time.
03.
Early the next morning, Captain He Xi, who had finally overcome the bed, found that the buddy and Ao Wang had disappeared.
"Did you give me such a big surprise just after waking up?"
He Xi, who has been groomed and groomed, sits at the desk with her back facing her, her legs crossed, and the huge floor-to-ceiling windows in front of her show the lively streets of Kabukicho in front of He Xi.
"Heh heh heh... Where did the rats come in? It's really dirty here recently... It's time to clean it up."
He Xi turned the table vigorously, propped his chin on one hand and looked at the dart board in front of him.
"What's the next step~~What will my beloved subordinates do~~"
The man-eating ghost incident is still spreading, but fewer and fewer man-eating ghosts come out to do evil and gradually fade out of people's sight. The tense Edo citizens and policemen seem to think that it is over, and the night in Edo is gradually changing. It has to be lively, and it is no longer deserted and empty.
Ao Wang is Chinese, and his identity is not ordinary, plus the incident of man-eating ghosts that has been getting weaker and weaker recently, and the attack on the bar a long time ago... It's all a conspiracy...
In this way, the most likely place for Ao Wang to be now is... the pier!
The guy stood on a large warehouse, looking at the Tokyo Bay in the night, "Beautiful night! Beautiful Tokyo Bay! No matter what you do, you will be buried by Tokyo Bay!"
Suddenly, the guy who suffered from secondary illnesses grinned, "The latest cargo ship to China will leave tonight. Guys who can't come by the official route naturally can't use the official route to go back. Smuggling the boat back? Good idea!"
The guy who sensed movement at the pier immediately ran in that direction, his ghostly steps gradually blending into the night, and jumped off the warehouse!Sneak around!With the protection of the night, the man who flickered like a ghost gradually approached the boat tonight, and jumped off the smuggling boat while no one was paying attention.
"Hey... I hope the group leader didn't notice my message, otherwise we will go to Qiqi to open up wasteland in China."
Tonight's Tokyo Bay will be very lively!
The author has something to say: Diligent code words save morals to welcome the return of Gintama...
☆、Titanic and Columbus Travels
01.
#The mind of the great head who can understand#
#There is a black-hearted boss who oppresses me every day, what should I do if I really want to kill people and quit?A little urgent, wait online! #
#flag stands tall, please organize and rest assured#
#Today's theme is Columbus Travels! #
#Huh?Wasn't it the sinking of the Titanic? #
#闻嗤团长 is very powerful, raise your hand in favor! #
#In short, let's open the text#
02.
"Hehehe."
The guy stood in the dark cargo compartment, tilting his head cutely.If he's not mistaken, the cargo hold is full of... drugs, and the pier seems to be managed by the Ditch Rat Group...?
"Hehehe, I'm getting into trouble again. I hope the leader won't skin me to pieces, but I should be able to atone for my sin by rescuing Ao Wang's silly mother." the way.This ship is an ordinary cargo ship with a light load and a displacement of several hundred tons. According to this speed, it should arrive in China in 3 days.
Hmm... I'd better do it later in case there are too many nights and dreams, or I can go back to Edo quickly.But finding someone is a big problem. According to the group leader, Ao Wang Shama should be a big shot, and the place to stay should be more comfortable?This place... The guy looked around at the large, dark cargo hold with poor cargo air, and there was still a faint smell lingering... The possibility of not being here is very low.
Well here comes the problem.
Which excavator technology is better to deleteDelete
——Inexplicably, I feel that what I said is right!
"Where is it~ Heh heh heh~~ I searched and searched for a girl, I found a little girl~~"
Ao Wang, who had been in a coma for a day, woke up and found that he had been kidnapped, and had been quickly moved to the boat without even having time to call for help.this degree of shaking
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