I am a writer in the world of sorcery

Snow night.

Osamu Dazai was casually wearing a kimono and sitting on the edge of the corridor outside the house, with a small lacquered plate in his hand, which contained a few wagashi and a small bottle of sake, and the room behind him was brightly lit. There is a large square wooden table in the center, the sukiyaki pot is steaming, and there are all kinds of fruits, vegetables and fresh meat around it, and the cold outside the house is dispelled for a while.

"Mr. Dazai, don't you want to eat something?"

Osamu Dazai turned his face to the side and saw Yuji Yujin, who was wrapped in a furry sweater, sitting down next to him, with a dull expression: "Because everyone is inside, it looks very lively? Mr. Yuzhang is really a good person, but I am already full .”

Knotaba Yuhito scratched his cheek in embarrassment.

He really came to talk to Osamu Dazai when he saw him sitting outside alone looking lonely, snowy night, empty courtyard, snow-covered lanterns, alone—even though his teacher himself would never think of loneliness, he I have always felt that Osamu Dazai can't get along with anyone, even though he can easily please everyone or become the focus of the crowd when he wants to, but most of the time Osamu Dazai just curled up lazily somewhere. It is a world of its own, and no one can get close to it.

Especially before, when he saw Mr. Dazai staring at the snow in the courtyard, his long and thick eyelashes cast a shadow on his eyes, and his eyes were indifferent. For a moment, he felt that the excitement and fireworks were completely isolated by this man.

"Tokyo has such a heavy snow." Hirohito Kojo looked at Osamu Dazai's not-so-thick clothes. The other party's sleeves were wide enough to allow the cold wind to pour in: "Don't Mr. Dazai feel cold?"

In fact, Osamu Dazai can't be called thin, he can be called thin at most, and he is also a normal adult male physique, but compared to other people... Don't talk about super magicians like Xia Youjie or Gojo Satoru, even first-year The girls of all ages look powerful when standing with him.

This is also the direct reason why they seldom trouble Dazai Osamu. Even if Gojo Satoru explained to them in advance that if there is any trouble that is difficult to solve, it is definitely the best choice to ask Dazai Osamu for help. With malicious intentions, they looked like a big-tailed cat that ate mackerel secretly, and seemed to recall some funny and interesting scene, but they could hardly imagine what kind of trouble a writer could solve for them.

You must know that Mr. Dazai can't even see the curse spirit.

It’s not that they discriminate against people who can’t see the magic spirit, they’re just people who can’t see. Zenyuan Maki was able to blow the heads of the three of them alone with a long stick, but Osamu Dazai—this person should probably be smoking a cigarette tiredly, Occasionally write a few strokes on the page. Sitting outside and watching the snow in this freezing weather is very in line with Dazai Osamu's temperament. It is estimated that writers can see something from the snow.

"I'm used to it." Osamu Dazai said casually, "I lived in Aomori when I was a child. The winter there is very long, and there is a lot of snow throughout the winter."

He stretched out his hand and gestured: "The snow is about this high."

It was the first time for Yuzuhiro Hirohito to hear Dazai Osamu talk about his past, and he nodded subconsciously, but suddenly realized that they really knew nothing about Dazai Osamu—completely ignorant.

After half a year of enrolling, they got to know their seniors and teachers very well. Even Wujo Satoru knew all sorts of messy confidential information about the Yusan family from Xia Youjie. Thinking about it carefully, it seems that Mr. Dazai He would always quietly take the topic away from him. Not only that, but his observation skills seemed to be surprisingly sharp. Cameras were installed in some places of the college. When he went to search for the records, he found almost Everyone has been photographed, and the reason why it is almost said is that Osamu Dazai has never appeared in the records.

"What are you talking about?"

"Gojo-sensei!" Hirohito Katsuobu was startled by the sudden voice behind him, but Osamu Dazai just calmly picked up a piece of wagashi with a fork: "Mr. Dazai lived in Aomori before."

"Eh?" Gojo Satoru leaned over and ate the snack on the fork halfway: "You grew up in Aomori?"

Katsuobu Youruhito was stunned for a moment: "Mr. Wujo, don't you know?"

Gojo Satoru changed his posture and lay comfortably on Dazai Osamu's lap: "I don't know."

Knotweed Yuren: "..."

To be honest, he didn't understand these two people very well.

He has never figured out what the relationship between these two people is. Although he is often stuffed with dog food, Gojo Satoru is not suitable for dating. This is a truth recognized by everyone. Let me give an inappropriate example. , Gojo Satoru's performance just now can be compared to discovering that he doesn't know where his wife's hometown is after many years of marriage, or the wife only knows when she meets a fellow villager and hears them chatting.

Although the example is not very appropriate, it is almost the same in fact.

And Osamu Dazai is a literary giant.

It is still the kind of writer who is stereotyped by the people of this country.

Yuzu Yuhito's eyelids kept twitching, and he felt that he had foreseen the scene of a big breakup. If the two broke up for a moment, he and Mr. Xia You would go to comfort Mr. Wujo, and then give Fuhei to Mr. Dazai for fun, and see you soon When Osamu Dazai lowered his eyes meaninglessly, he grabbed Gojo Satoru's face.

"Knotweed!" Fortunately, the people in the room rescued him.

After Yuzu Yuhito ran into the room in a nearly escaping manner, Gojo Gojo laughed sullenly, and the more he laughed, the harder he laughed until he turned over and rubbed his white hair in a mess: "I said, Go see a dentist."

"It's not a problem to keep procrastinating. By the way, look at this picture on Twitter. Wisdom teeth can make your face swell like this." He held up the phone screen to Osamu Dazai, and put on a very rare tone. Bling Bling's bright blue eyes shone brightly: "Hey, it's so swollen."

Osamu Dazai stared at him indifferently, as if looking at a dead person.

You can't hide the look in your eyes that wants to kill someone.

Gojo Satoru suppressed a smile, and said nonchalantly, "Isn't it just a tooth extraction? What if there are other decayed teeth?"

That's right, Osamu Dazai, who had troubled the kind-hearted children of Yuzu Yuuhito for a long time and didn't know whether to disturb him, was actually just having a toothache, and the back that looked very deep and lonely was also because of the toothache.

It really hurts.

It's so fucking painful.

Gojo Satoru actually couldn't understand Osamu Dazai's behavior of refusing to go to the dentist in such pain. He slept soundly that night, but he heard Osamu Dazai gasp, then he sat up and looked at the man holding a toothpaste. The small mirror and a small flashlight looked at the big mirror for a long time, and finally lifted the bed with a gloomy expression, and got in without love.

"I have tooth decay."

Gojo Satoru laughed out loud.

I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, he didn't do it on purpose, he has been professionally trained, no matter how funny he is, he won't laugh unless he can't help it, but he has an extraordinary interest in teasing Osamu Dazai, he unscrewed it when he finished laughing light, reached in and touched it, and then made a precise knock on the seemingly normal gum on the other side——

Dazai Osamu let out a groan, very miserable, and subconsciously bit down, but Gojo Satoru's hand was fine, and he hit his own decayed tooth again, and for a while it hurt so much that tears came out of the corners of his eyes.

It is a semi-impacted wisdom tooth. Gojo Satoru said with a smile, you are only 23 years old this year, and you have reached the age of wisdom teeth. By the way, you should take care of your teeth and eat less sugar. He said while poking a small cake on the table to his mouth. Rise, tell Yidizhi to make an appointment with the dentist tomorrow.

Osamu Dazai covered his face in disbelief, wondering if this is reasonable?

Obviously Gojo Gojo was the unlucky guy who should have had tooth decay. He looked at this person's face in disbelief, and checked it himself again. In the end, he had to admit that this person's teeth were so healthy that he could shoot a toothpaste advertisement with a smile. , he really couldn’t understand, Gojo Satoru laughed enough, covered his stomach and said that my no-lower-limit technique can also isolate the teeth, even if the teeth are decayed, just tear them off and use the reverse technique to grow them again.

Osamu Dazai: "Oh."

He accepted the explanation with a cold face, and decided that in the future, the cat would pull him for a kiss every time he finished eating sweets.

Kiss as you say.

Afterwards, Wutiao Wu wiped his mouth inexplicably: "...Disqualification in the world is not used in this way."

Osamu Dazai dangled the fork in his hand, staring at the wagashi on the tip of the fork became more and more annoying, and using him as a knee pillow to break the cat was also annoying. He kept talking about a topic, go to the dentist, take a look Take a look, just take a look, it will not hurt soon, you can eat whatever you want after wisdom teeth extraction, small holes don’t fill big holes and suffer, he already had toothache, it sounds like he feels more pain, wisdom tooth pain and other pains The method is different, sore and swollen, especially uncomfortable.

"Do you have any psychological shadow on the dentist?"

Osamu Dazai lowered his head very slowly, and stared at the fairy cat who raised his head and blinked at him for a while.

"I'm afraid of pain." He said very sincerely.

Gojo Satoru was stunned after hearing this, thinking that it hurts if you procrastinate like this?But only Osamu Dazai knows that he does have a little psychological shadow on the dentist. He is not afraid of the bloody wound, but he is very afraid of the machine with the pointed drill bit inserted into his mouth to drill his teeth. The creaking sound is like drilling him. The dentist broke his jaw inside the glass door, and Mori Ogai stood outside the glass window watching his jokes. A long time ago, he was unluckily captured by the enemy and tortured for two days, but if the method of torture was replaced by tooth fillings, he would definitely Immediately revealed all of Mori Ogai's family fortune.

no solution anymore.

"Teacher Wujo." Osamu Dazai said suddenly, and it was obvious that he had thought it through.

"what?"

"Isn't your inversion technique also applicable to people other than yourself?" Osamu Dazai held the pretty face of his cat, very sincerely, using the most earnest tone of discussion in his life: "I I want to jump off the building again."

Gojo Satoru opened his eyes wide.

……

……

"Mr. Dazai?"

The originally bustling room suddenly cooled down. Gojo Satoru sat down beside the table with a tense face, and put two macarons on the plate. Osamu Dazai was dragged in by his collar and nestled in the corner Alone and autistic, after half a day, Knotabagi Yujin resisted the pressure of Wild Rose poking him from behind, and tremblingly squeezed out a sentence: "You two broke up?"

The air pressure on Gojo Satoru dropped several layers in an instant, and the slanting wind and snow outside poured straight into the house.

After a while, Osamu Dazai turned his head sadly: "Yes, we broke up."