[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

([-]) Drunk II

As we all know, Kamami Shuri doesn't drink alcohol.In his own words, "the taste of wine is comparable to beep - I can't understand why humans like to swallow it in their stomachs."

Because of this, the people around Zhu Li, including the boy himself, did not know what he looked like when he was drunk.

But today, well, all the black suits in a tavern know.

"So-so-so-, why are you all hiding so far away? Come closer! Am I going to eat you!"

The drunk black-haired boy patted the bar dissatisfiedly, with a clear water color like a ruby, staring at the crowd huddled in the corner.

"No no no no, dare not!"

The people in black suits who were forced into the corner shrank their heads, not daring to lift their heads up, for fear of seeing some terrible scenery-then their eyes told them that night.

The wine was just drunk, the beautiful scenery was looked up, and the eyeballs were dug out by the cadres.

"Tsk, boring humans."

Zhu Li, with flushed cheeks, snorted coldly, turned around without interest, lying on the cold bar, wondering what he was thinking, and the black suits in the corner collectively breathed a sigh of relief.

However, this security is only temporary.

Zhu Li lay on the counter for a while, then suddenly straightened his upper body, pulled his neckline and murmured in a low voice: "Well... it's a bit hot—why don't you take it off..."

"Stop! Miko-sama!!!"

The store manager, who was tremblingly hiding under the bar, sprinted and pressed Zhu Li's hand through the fruit plate: "We'll just, let's turn down the temperature of the air conditioner. Sit down! Sit down!"

"Well, that's fine."

Shenshang Zhuli pondered for a while, and agreed not very happily.

The manager of the tavern who got the approval immediately ran to press the central air conditioner gratefully, his finger seemed to have an afterimage as if he had turned on an electric motor, and he watched the room temperature of [-] degrees Celsius suddenly cold to thirteen degrees Celsius.

Oh, by the way, it's winter and windy outside right now.

However, the crowd in black suits did not dare to have any objections, so they could only huddle alone to keep warm, while enjoying the cool air-conditioning treatment of [-] degrees in winter, while praying for the Central Plains cadres to come quickly.

Hey, cadres of the Central Plains!Come quickly! ! !We really can't hold it anymore!

A group of Busy men burst into tears.

Even so, no one dared to run out of the tavern—just kidding, do you think that the Miko-sama is a vegetarian!

If one cannot leave, none of them can leave.

Of course, those in black suits didn't dare to leave either.

You said to let the witch stay in this tavern alone, in case someone who doesn't have a good eye runs in, can those who escaped survive until tomorrow?ah?

It's better to shrink together honestly, there are more people and more people are more powerful! !

Holding some kind of unknown dark mentality of "we will die together on the road", the "unity" black suits look at each other and watch you, and the eyes that look at each other are filled with hypocritical comrade-in-arms.

At this time, a sound of footsteps came from the door, and the PortMafia were suddenly shocked, and looked at the store door with shining eyes——

Are you finally here!Central Plains cadres—who is this!

To the disappointment of those in black suits, the one who entered the door was not the cadre they were looking forward to seeing, but an unknown office worker man—wearing a light-colored suit that had been washed countless times, with an angry and impetuous expression. A workplace frustration social animal that can be seen everywhere.

All of a sudden, there were more scrutinizing eyes.

Probably because he was new to Yokohama, this man didn't understand certain taboos in this city, he only thought that the people drinking in this tavern had rude eyes and were not educated.

"Hmph, it really is a small place, a group of bumpkins who have never seen the world."

The man who claimed to be an employee of a big Tokyo company muttered disdainfully, and sat down on the seat two seats away from Akuri.

"It's so cold!" The man shivered exaggeratedly, and shouted at the bar: "Hey waiter, what's the matter with your room temperature, don't you even have heating!"

The store manager behind the bar changed his previous weak appearance and nodded to the visitor:

"Welcome to the guest, although it is a bit inappropriate to say this, but a kind advice, this is not a place for ordinary citizens to come, guest."

The words were very polite, but in fact, he didn't even pour a glass of lemonade, and he didn't mean to entertain at all.

Sure enough, this domineering man was not happy anymore, he stretched his neck in dissatisfaction, and was about to say some lessons, when he caught a glimpse of the dazed black-haired boy out of the corner of his eye.

The man was taken aback for a moment, and then moved to the position next to Zhu Li.

"Which store are you from?" The man put on a pose he thought was handsome, his obsessive eyes were glued to Zhu Li's face, and he began to say some usual words,

"It looks pretty good, how much?"

Appeared!Eyeless guy!

Others in the tavern looked unfriendly, someone pushed the table and stood up, but before these loyal subordinates could help, the black-haired boy made a move himself.

"Shop? How much is it?"

The eyes glued to his face were too presumptuous, and Zhu Li, who was busy letting go, frowned and turned his face sideways, his ruby-colored pupils narrowed, obviously impatiently refusing, but there was something terrible in the movement of his eyes.

The man who struck up a conversation had his eyes straight.

Zhu Li glanced at the man as if looking at garbage, and sneered, "Hey uncle, you are almost overflowing with death, I advise you to go to the police station and surrender yourself, maybe you can leave a whole body."

The man's face suddenly became gloomy: "Damn...! What nonsense are you talking about, woman? I only asked because I respected you. If you don't obediently come to the bar to drink at night, you can tell that you are coming out——"

The noisy sound was like flies, buzzing in my ears.

ah...so noisy——

Shenshang Zhuli propped his chin with his hands in disinterest, and looked at the man who was yelling like a wanderer... the shadow behind him baring his teeth and claws.

"At first, I couldn't lift my elbows."

The young man's cold voice sounded in the tavern. It was obviously a calm tone, but it was full of shocking power of judgment.

"What... what?"

The man's dirty cursing stopped, as if he had been strangled, and lost his voice.

"Then came the bruises on the legs,"

Zhu Li didn't pay attention to the man's words, his eyes were like a ray scan, and they flicked across the man's legs, kidneys, chest, and heart in sequence,

"The kidneys are gradually failing, and they lose their proper function as if they were poached away. Oh, and the heart, uncle, you seem to like the heart very much—"

"say no more……"

The boy's language was like a icy wind and snow. Every time he pointed out a place, the man felt that his place was buried in the snow and frozen into a block.

"Shut up! I told you to shut up, can't you hear me!" The man stretched out his hand angrily and wanted to pinch Zhu Li's neck.

- "At last it's the eyes' turn."

Zhu Li looked straight into the man's eyes, as if he had already seen the end of the man: "Uncle, who told you that as long as the one who tortured and killed is not a human being, there will be no retribution?"

Zhu Li looked behind the man. Behind him, there were countless mutilated little animals lying or pinching his shadow, gnawing at the man's legs, tearing at the man's kidneys, and scratching the man's eyes.

"..."

There was a dead silence in the tavern.

bang-

There was a heavy landing sound, it was the sound of the man opposite Zhu Li unable to stand up, kneeling on the ground with weak legs.

"Monster... monster..."

The man stared at Zhu Li in horror, wondering if it was because of the light, the shadow under the man's feet seemed to squirm for a moment, flashing through several pairs of animal eyes that were dying.

The uninvited guest took the door and fled.

However, the atmosphere in the tavern did not relax because of this. On the contrary, everyone's face became more serious.

As the Mafia, even though they were prepared to die, they couldn't help but feel chills in their hearts when they suddenly faced such a brutal trial.

At this time, the PortMafia had forgotten about avoiding suspicion, and one of the members of the organization moved to Zhu Li's side, and asked with a worried expression:

"Master Miko, we, do we also..."

The black-haired witch turned her eyes away, and the mafia who asked the question looked at the peaceful and beautiful face of the witch, and suddenly lost the courage to continue speaking,

"Forget it, we offended."

The Mafia laughed wryly.

Zhu Li looked at the people who seemed to be leaking air, their heads were lowered, and they fell into deep thought without knowing it. After a while, the black-haired boy suddenly slammed his palm,

"You guys pray."

The mafia had question marks on their heads and looked confused: "...what, what?"

The black-haired witch smiled, as if she was holy: "Judge you are the domain of ghosts and gods. If you want to have peace of mind, then pray."

"Pray!"

The god Zhu Li suddenly stood up, twirled and stood on the tavern table, crossed his feet back and forth, stretched out his hands to the crowd and said loudly: "Sa——what are you waiting for! Why don't you dance with me and pray to the gods!"

PortMafia suddenly realized: "Oh... oh!!!!"

……

........................

So, when the worried Central Plains cadre rushed to the tavern, he was greeted not only by the drunken Zhu Li boy, but also by the PortMafia people who were drunken with his lover.

They are dancing on the table in full swing.

Zhu Li, standing in the lead dance position: "Straighten your hands! Raise your legs! Everyone is full of energy!"

"Yes--!"

"The voice is too small! Louder! Let me hear your pious shouts!"

"yes--!!!!!!"

This dance shocked the world, wept ghosts and gods, and the gravity made even Huarong turn pale when he saw it.

The name of the dance is "The Times Are Calling"

******

([-]) Drunk three

Zhong Yuanzhong also understood a truth - drunks are unreasonable.

After going through all kinds of hardships no less than single-handedly suppressing the European branch, Nakahara Nakaya finally brought the drunk god Zhu Li back to the apartment.

"It smells so strong... how much did you drink?"

Nakahara Zhong also looked at Zhu Li who was wrapped in his coat, shaking his head and talking drunk on the sofa, and scratched his hair in exhaustion.

Compared with Zhu Li, whose belts are still neat, gravity messed up Mr.'s hair, a cross tie was ripped off, and a cuff button of his shirt was pulled out, hanging precariously on the end of Zhu Li's hair.

Those who didn't know saw it, and thought Zhong Yuan Zhongye was the drunk one.

"Anyway, don't move around, I'll make you hangover soup."

The red-haired young man settled the person on the sofa like an old woman, but he turned around, and the lying boy sat up straight like a corpse, which scared Zhong too terribly.

"I don't want to drink hangover soup, I want to drink 666 cold spirit."

"What cold spirit do you want to drink? Do you want to go straight to heaven!" Nakahara Nakaya supported Zhu Li who almost fell off the sofa with one hand, feeling his temples throbbing.

"I don't care!"

"Stupid subject, hurry up and offer me a grape-flavored cold spirit! Otherwise, your face will be squashed!"

A certain black-haired boy was struggling desperately, and a jio boldly stomped on his face due to gravity.

"There is no such thing!"

Zhong Yuan also grabbed the boy's ankles, stuffed them back into the blanket, and wrapped him in three layers, "It's either water or hangover soup!"

Zhu Li, who was wrapped in sushi, was stunned, not understanding why he couldn't move his hands and feet suddenly.Kagami Sushi stayed for a while, as if a switch had been pressed, and then became quiet again.

"Okay, then I'll drink water." The black-haired boy replied obediently.

Suddenly so obedient?

Zhongyuan Zhong also took two steps back in doubt, stared at Zhu Li for a while, and then went to the kitchen to pour water.

Waiting also came back from the kitchen, and found that the black-haired boy had broken free from the blanket wrapped around his body, and was wearing his coat at the moment, sitting cross-legged on the sofa with a deep expression, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Here, water."

Zhong Yuanzhong also tentatively handed over the water glass.

Contemplative Zhu Li raised his head, stared blankly at the water glass in the young man's hand for a few seconds, then raised his chin arrogantly, and the queen said as if ordering a servant,

"feed me."

中原中也嘴角一抽，深吸气不断告诉自己，这是自己选的恋人，自己选的，不能揍，也不要跟醉鬼计较。

"Hurry up!" Queen Julien urged aggressively.

"Yes Yes."

Gravity made the gentleman roll his eyes angrily, and bent over to lean on the boy holding the water glass.

Although he was reluctant in his mouth, but actually got started, a certain adult male discovered the fun by accident.

The black-haired boy was sitting on the sofa, obediently raising his head, and his fragile neck was exposed to Zhongyuan Zhongye's nose without any precaution.

The young man's drunken eyes were hazy and clear, his neck was raised to reveal the black leather collar he was wearing, the thick dark color bound the pure white, adding a bit of ambiguity.

Zhu Li's hands are spread flat on his knees, and they are not twisted together because of the young man's approach. This is a very relaxed and trusting posture, as if telling the visitor——

You can do anything to me.

Zhongyuan Zhong also looked at Zhu Li quietly for a while, then suddenly chuckled, he half-bent and put his palm on the back of the young man's head, tilted the water glass, and poured water into the young man's mouth.

"It's only you who can order me like this, Zhu Li."

The boy swallowed with his head raised, his delicate Adam's apple sliding up and down.

At a certain moment, Mr. Gravity suddenly increased the pouring angle viciously, and the water overflowed from the corner of Zhu Li's mouth, wet Nakahara Chuya's gloves, and slid down the boy's Adam's apple and disappeared.

"How are you, are you satisfied?"

Nakahara said in a hoarse voice, he wiped the corner of Zhu Li's wet mouth with his gloved fingers, and shaved the boy's Adam's apple.

Zhu Li subconsciously swallowed his throat and blinked, as if he finally recognized the identity of the person in front of him:

"Zhongye sauce?"

Nakahara Chuya raised his eyebrows: "It's not easy, this is finally recognizing who I am?"

"En! You are Chuya-chan, um... my favorite person."

Drunken Zhu Li is really easy to bully, especially when facing trusted people.

With a big smile on his face, Zhu Liyang hugged Nakahara Chuya's neck with both hands, and rubbed back and forth affectionately, "I like it."

"like the most."

The boy's kiss fell on the corners of the man's eyes and mouth like feathers. When Nakahara Chuya's palm came over, he subconsciously held it, and licked off the water stains on the black gloves with his head sideways.

Central Plains Chuya's breath was suffocated, and the falling breath became heavy in vain.

It was unbearable.

"You asked for this, Zhu Li, don't cry for a while."

Zhongyuan Zhong also lowered his head, opened his mouth fiercely like a black beast and bit Zhu Li's lips, his cobalt blue pupils made people's heart palpitate.

Well, from the looks of it, how many more hangover symptoms did the godly boy have the next day?

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