[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

([-]) The classic breakup topic

【"If your father and lover fell into the sea at the same time, who would you choose to save first?"】

"What a strange question, inexplicable."

Zhu Li closed the magazine without interest, and threw the books in his hand into the trash can next to him.

Compared with the serious problem of "saving the father first or saving the lover first", at this time Zhu Li paid more attention to the situation of the big monsters sleeping in the shrine.

After the battle of the gods, the monsters summoned by Zhu Li fell into a long slumber again, and together with the Rage God, they relied on time to recover their awakened spiritual power.

The days of waiting like this did not last too long. As soon as Zhu Li woke up with a sense, he returned to the shrine early in the morning and started the long-lost cleaning work.

"Who will wake up first?"

"Uncle Ibaraki? Or aunt? I'm really looking forward to—"

Shenshang Zhuli filtered the names in his head expectantly, and everyone thought of them, except for one situation——

In the evening of that day, the black-haired boy stared at the figure in front of him in disbelief, his mind went blank, and he didn't even realize when the divine food in his hand dropped.

Nakahara Chuya, who followed, had quick eyesight and quick hands, and caught the food.

The young man with red hair put the god's food back on the altar, and his gaze showed seven points of scrutiny and three points of vigilance.

In the hall of priests, a slender figure stood in front of them with his arms folded.

The long ochre-colored hair is neatly tied behind the head, and the hunting clothes are dark colors with black and red dots. The divine lines that symbolize the identity of the ancient gun and the god of war appear on the face, and the smell of blood and iron spreads in the shrine in midsummer.

When His indiscriminate blue pupils cast a gaze, people really realized that the one standing in front of them at this moment was the god who returned from the boundless bloody battlefield [Dou Jian Huang Ba spit].

"You—you—"

The black-haired boy looked up at the god tremblingly with his pupils trembling. He was at a rare loss. He wanted to go forward to greet him with joy, but suddenly he wondered whether he should salute first.

"Witch, come here." Huang Ba turned his gaze to Zhu Li.

Shenshang Zhuli's eyes lit up, and he subconsciously took half a step forward with his left foot, but at the next moment, a palm wearing a black glove stretched out from the side, covering the young man's eyes from staring at the god, and also stopped his footsteps .

"We met for the first time, Huang Ba vomited."

Zhongyuan Zhong also imprisoned the young man in his arms, and looked at the god with a bad expression.

"Central Plains Central."

The ocher-haired god was finally willing to give the latter a look, but that look was also not friendly.

One person and one god faced each other silently, completing the first meeting between the consciousness and the human device in a strange way.

The air in the main hall was so cold that it seemed to be freezing.

Shuri took Nakaya's hand covering his eyes, and was about to say something to break the suffocating atmosphere.

At this time, the consciousness Huang Batu suddenly spoke: "Tsk, shorty."

"..."

etc?Did Lord Ragegami say something that doesn't fit the status of a god just now?

The black-haired witch is a little skeptical about life.

"Ha, are you qualified to say that?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also sneered, saying that regarding things like height, they have a conscious body and a human device, and no one can laugh at the other.

Huang Batu didn't speak, but a divine light suddenly appeared on his body, and his height, which was no different from that of Zhongyuan Zhong, changed to a height of 1.8 meters in a blink of an eye.

The 1.8-meter Huangba looked down, and said two words coldly: "Short."

"Haha... I'll beat you to the ground, bastard!"

Red and black supernatural powers emerged on the surface of the body, and Zhong Yuanzhong also clenched his fists, seeing that an internal fight between Huangba and tyrants was about to be staged in the main shrine.

"Hey, calm down, Chuya-chan!" Shenshang Zhuli immediately jumped onto Chuya Nakahara's back, wrapped his legs around the young man's waist, and tried his best to prevent the big battle from happening.

"calm?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also raised his voice, he turned his head, his cobalt blue eyes squinted at his lover on his back: "Zhu Li, which side are you standing on?"

Huangba said not to be outdone: "Come to me, Miko."

The eyes of one person and one god are both focused on the god of the black-haired boy, one side is the god who has served for many years, and the other is the lover he likes, the god Zhu Li feels...

I felt that my left and right cheeks were almost scorched by their eyes.

You quarreling is quarreling, why did he suddenly encounter this strange Shura field.

"Witch, who do you choose?"

"Juri, who do you choose?"

God Zhu Li: "..."

Zhu Li suddenly wanted to dig the trash can - he should finish reading the strange magazine in the morning before throwing it away.

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([-]) Even witches cannot escape tooth decay

Julie has a bad habit.

When he was under a lot of pressure, he wanted to eat sweets, cakes, chocolate candy sandwich biscuits, in short, nothing unexpected, only he couldn't buy it.

Of course, most of the time, the young man Zhu Li is very calm and does not feel the pressure of ordinary people, except for the final exam week.

"Focus on the key points, isn't this all the key points in a book!"

The night before the professional exams, a certain black-haired boy huddled in the waiting room and worked diligently. The table was piled up with all kinds of candy wrappers besides the necessary books.

Zhong Yuanzhong also came out of the bathroom wiping his hair, and what he saw was a magical examinee who looked like a hamster eating chocolate.

"... Zhu Li, eat too many sweets and be careful of tooth decay."

"Hmm, I'm not afraid,"

The boy on the chair raised his chin, looking reassured: "Miko with spiritual power will not have tooth decay!"

really?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked suspiciously at the candy wrappers that were piled up on the ground.

Two days later—

"Okay, finally all the exams are over!"

Zhu Li was so excited that he hugged Chuya Nakahara on the sofa, and rubbed his cheek against the other's face happily: "Chuya-chan, Chuya-chan, let's have a big meal to celebrate~"

"Okay, what do you want to eat?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also agreed without thinking about it. Generally speaking, he can be said to be infinitely indulgent to black-haired youths. Well, as long as the bottom line is not involved, basically red-haired youths are quite easy to talk to.

Zhongyuan Zhong also twisted off a grape and handed it to Zhu Li.

The black-haired boy bowed his head without even thinking about it, put the fruit in the young man's hand into his mouth, pouted his mouth by the way, and kissed his lover's fingertips.

The eyes of the ocher-haired youth darkened.

"Well...then—"

While biting the sweet flesh, Shenshang Zhuli spoke vaguely, but before he finished speaking, the black-haired boy paused, showing a hesitant expression.

"what happened?"

Nakahara also stroked the boy's lips, carefully observing Zhu Li's expression.

"Uh...no, it's nothing..." Shenshang Zhuli swallowed the grapes as if nothing had happened, without chewing them.

"Oh, really."

Zhong Yuanzhong also narrowed his eyes, he didn't speak, but turned his head and picked up another piece of apple and handed it to Zhu Li's mouth.

God Zhu Li: "..."

Zhongyuan Zhong also said, "Don't you want to eat?"

"Well, suddenly, I suddenly feel a little full...not..."

The black-haired boy looked away suspiciously, and muttered, what is puzzling is that when the boy said this, he didn't dare to open his mouth the whole time, as if he wanted to keep the words in his mouth.

The gravity brought by the interrogation cadre made the gentleman stare at Zhu Li intently, and when the cold sweat was proliferating from the boy's back, he lowered his eyes and threw the apple back into the fruit bowl.

Shuri stared nervously at Chuya's movements the whole time.

Nakahara Zhong also calmly pulled a paper towel to wipe his fingers, then got up and took out a small flashlight from the medicine box, pinched Zhu Li's chin and said,

"Open your mouth, Juli."

Shenshang Zhuli pursed his lips tightly, preferring to die.

"You can choose to open your mouth now, or I will open it for you."

"..."

You are a threat, a threat, Chuya-chan!Humph, I won't give in!

God Zhu Li turned his head in disdain.

Three seconds later—

The black-haired boy covered his mouth with tears in his eyes and curled up in a corner of the sofa. Nakahara Zhongya calmly turned off the switch of the flashlight and threw out a sentence,

"Tooth decay, dinner canceled."

God on Zhu Li: Sunny!sky!clap!Thunder!

"Nonsense! It's impossible for a witch to have tooth decay! It's just... It's just that the teeth have entered a small rebellious period, so they want to get a piercing!"

"Chuye-chan, Zhongye-chan!"

The black-haired boy rolled all over the sofa unwillingly, trying to make the gravity change his mind, but the only response to him was a bowl of cruel porridge from Mr. Nakahara Nakaya.

That's not all, before falling asleep that day, the red-haired young man grabbed the back of Zhu Li's neck with one hand, stretched his palm out in front of Zhu Li,

"take it out."

"What, what, what are you talking about, I don't understand Zhongye-chan, hahaha." Zhu Li looked at the sky and the earth, but he didn't look at Zhongyuan Zhongye.

The Central Plains was also unmoved.

"Are you doubting me, Chuya-chan!"

"It seems that you prefer me to do it?" Zhong Yuanzhong also had no expression on his face.

"It's not a matter of hands, it's a matter of trust between us!"

Zhu Li spoke decisively and was filled with righteous indignation, "Zhongye sauce, what you are doing now is destroying our relationship!"

"Still, are you really tired of me? Woohoo, heartbreaker, hoooooo."

A certain black-haired boy was talking, and started to wipe the corners of his eyes seriously, as if he was heartbroken, but after grinding for a long time, no tears came out.

As if moved by the boy's words, the red-haired youth withdrew his hand helplessly and sighed.

Zhu Li, who covered his face and pretended to cry, observed carefully through his fingers vigilantly.

"Well, I was wrong and suspected that you were hiding chocolate in your pajamas."

Zhong Yuan also patted Zhu Li's head apologetically and gently, "It's getting late, go to rest early."

After finishing speaking, the red-haired youth turned around and walked towards the bedroom first.

The god Zhu Liqiu put down his hands, and just when the boy let go of his guard, Zhongyuan Zhong also turned around suddenly, and grabbed the boy's wrist coldly,

"Did you think I would say that, stupid Juri!"

"Ahhhh! Chuya-chan, you are deceitful! Despicable! Too much!" The black-haired boy who was caught at the gate of the spiritual space struggled wildly.

Mr. Nakahara Nakaya was unmoved, and even picked up Zhu Li and shook him--shaking chocolate-filled lollipops all over the floor.

"These are confiscated."

The candies were all handed over by the evil mafia, leaving only Zhu Li's body like an empty shell.

"Woo... At least, leave me a piece." Zhu Li did not give up, staring at his lover with sparkling eyes.

Zhong Yuanzhong was also silent for a while, peeled off a candy wrapper under the expectant eyes of the boy, and stuffed the chocolate into his mouth.

Zhu Li: "..."

As the slightly bitter black candy melted in his mouth, the red-haired young man looked at the shocked young man who was about to cry and smiled,

He lowered his head and covered Zhu Li's lips, and the sweet breath of chocolate wrapped around the boy's tongue.

"Candy can't be given to you, but you are allowed to taste it."

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([-]) Drunk

As we all know, Mr. Nakahara Nakaya is a good drinker but a poor drinker in PortMafia Gravity.In the words of his former partner, he was like a furious Tyrannosaurus rex, with no brains at all.

Because of this, everyone in the port has cultivated excellent reflexes - "Central Plains cadres are drunk, run!"

But this is the past, and now, there is a sentence added at the end of this sentence-"Central Plains cadres are drunk! Run and call the witch!"

That's right, almost everyone in Chuya's subordinates has Zhu Li's contact information, and they don't usually use it, except when a certain cadre goes crazy with alcohol.

"Ah, I'm saved. Since that cadre defected, no one can deal with the drunken mania of the Central Plains cadres. Now I'm really saved."

The subordinates who suffered from it were overwhelmed with gratitude, and they were so happy that they thought PortMafia would celebrate the New Year ahead of schedule.

But at this time, the black suits obviously forgot a terrible thing.

That is, the priestess follows the gods—generally speaking, people who don't drink alcohol, if they accidentally get drunk...hehe.

"Oh, isn't this Miko-sama? Why do you have time to visit the shop?"

In a certain tavern under the rule of PortMafia, the bartender recognized the identity of the visitor at a glance, and greeted him warmly with a smile.

"Ah, I just dropped by to handle a commission, don't worry about me."

Zhu Li waved his hand, and his pupils with spiritual power patrolled the tavern. When he saw a certain corner, the boy's eyes paused slightly, showing the expression of finding the target.

"I see."

Working here, the store manager, who knew a little bit of the inside story, nodded knowingly, and let the young man wander around in his field like no one else.

During the period, some guests who were disturbed wanted to say something, but when they looked up and saw Zhu Li, they quickly restrained their unhappiness and continued to drink.

They are all from the same organization, so of course they know the young man in front of him.

The abnormality of others did not affect Zhu Li. After catching the target, Zhu Li went straight to the storeroom where the wine was stored.

【Drink worm】

This is Zhu Li's commissioned goal.

Just like [Bookworm], [Wine Worm] likes to hide in wine, which itself will not cause any harm to humans, and can even improve the purity and taste of wine.

But the alienated [Wine Worm] is not necessarily the case.

The ability has changed from raising wine to plundering wine, well, although it is still not lethal, but if it is left alone, it will still cause some troubles.

There have been many strange people who have good wine come to him, crying and complaining that the wine has been stolen.

"You bug, you will really cause trouble."

After restraining the wine worm with spiritual power, Zhu Li squatted down and carefully looked at this twisted and twisted creature for a while, suddenly he had a flash of inspiration,

"That's right! Taking you back can be used to raise wine for Zhong Yejiang and Jiu Tunshu!"

Save money and keep healthy, it's perfect.

Zhu Li looked weird, revealing the exploitative eyes of a landlord looking at a long-term worker.

The restrained [Wine Worm] felt chilly all over his body, and under the extreme desire to survive, he broke free from the suppression of Zhu Li's spiritual power, lifted the insect's head with difficulty, and sprayed a burst of alcohol vapor at the boy.

For a moment, the aroma of the wine overflowed in the wine storage room, as if someone had smashed dozens of altars of century-old wine to the ground in one go, the strong aroma even the store manager who was guarding outside could detect it.

"Well!"

Zhu Li, who was facing the attack directly, held his breath for the first time to disperse the alcohol vapor in the air to avoid confusion, but during the recovery process, the boy still accidentally inhaled some alcohol vapor.

"Miko, are you alright? Miko?"

Outside the door, the manager of the tavern knocked on the door worriedly.

There was no movement inside, the store manager frowned worriedly, this young man must not have an accident here, otherwise the Central Plains cadres would have to demolish his tavern.

After knocking on the door again with no response, the store manager held the doorknob hesitantly, and just as he opened and pushed the door, the door of the wine storage room opened from the inside.

"Master Miko, you finally—" The store manager was overjoyed, but after seeing Zhu Li's situation behind the door, he couldn't smile anymore.

"Then, that Miko-sama, are you alright?"

"Huh?" A soft hum came, as if with a hook, it scratched the audience's nerves a little, leaving endless itch.

The black-haired boy who was half leaning on the door frame raised his head, his face was like a peach blossom, and his eyes were full of intoxicating water, "Is it all right? What can I do."

Store manager: "..."

As they looked at each other, the store manager suddenly recovered his senses and shivered. He boldly pushed the boy into the wine storage room, and closed the door firmly from the outside with a slap.

It's over, it's over, it's over! ! !

A series of "Done" flashed across the man's eyes, and the store manager only felt that he might lose his eyes today.

"Ahahaha, old man, what's wrong with you, you look like a ghost!"

The black suit in the tavern scoffed unceremoniously.

Pooh!Fuck you bastards!The ancestors behind this are a hundred times more terrifying than Yangui!

The store manager leaned his back against the door, his legs were shaking, and shouted sharply: "Quick! Contact the Central Plains cadres! The witch is drunk!"

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Well, I haven't finished writing yet, obviously, obviously we just want to write cute clips!

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