[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

"I'm really—very sorry!"

The pink monster's head is Duang slamming on the ground, the posture of kneeling to plead guilty is very standard, and the big face swollen by the mixed doubles has the tendency of a pig's head.

"So I said, how good it is to admit defeat honestly at the beginning, and not to force us peace-loving ordinary citizens to take action."

Shenshang Zhuli squatted in front of the little monster with a smile on his face, and every time he said a word, he patted his head on the ground.

That force, like a slam dunk, does not look like an "ordinary peace-loving citizen" at all.

"Yes, yes, Miko-sama is right."

The lover whose head was about to be hammered into the ground held her breath and said in a low voice.

After the lover's illusion was shattered, the monster with its depleted demon power didn't even have a chance to escape, and was directly beaten into a mental retardation by the two face-breaking fists that came oncoming.

Next, it was time for the godly boy to slap.

The monster wailed all the way, and it could be said that those who heard it were sad and those who heard it cried. In the end, a young man with brown hair symbolically stopped him with the mentality that he had beaten the monster to death and there was no way to clean up the mess.

"It's almost enough, if you beat this monster again, you will go to heaven."

Zhongyuan Zhong also held down the boy's sandbag-sized fist, and patted Zhu Licong's hair that had been frizzing since he came out——

She looked like a little chick who was frightened and was looking for her mother all over the place. She didn't know it, but thought that the one who had the upper hand was the powerless monster.

"Woo...you don't understand, Zhong Ye-chan, the phantasm of Goobi is so frightening, every time I close my eyes now..."

Shenshang Zhuli was very upset, he was about to say something, but when he turned his head, he saw Nakahara Nakaya's face which was the same as in the illusion, so he didn't greet Nakahara with the Kagura bell on his hand.

"What are they?" Zhong Yuanzhong also showed some curiosity.

"..."

They are all ridiculous performances by you, Chuya-chan.

The black-haired boy looked away abruptly, "No, it's nothing, haha, hahaha."

Zhu Li's evasive expression made Zhong Ye frowned a little unhappy, always feeling weird in it.

The ochre-haired young man held the black-haired boy's chin with his hand, and straightened the boy's averted face gently but not refusing, his cobalt blue eyes locked on the red pupil which the boy dodged,

"You haven't dared to look at my face since just now, what happened in the illusion?"

"..."

"No, nothing! Nothing!"

Shenshang Zhuli shook his head frantically, only feeling the young man's fingers pressing on his chin, as hot as charcoal fire, mixed with the night wind blowing from the Tsurumi River, making goose bumps on his back layer by layer.

Ahhh!say what!

It is said that you have played various domineering presidents and major generals in the fantasy world, and he is also the one who is captured, so embarrassed that you have to pick out five buildings with your toes!

No, I can't say it, I can't say it at all!

Shenshang Zhuli looked at the blue eyes that were close at hand, his heart beat faster and faster for some reason, his cheeks were flushed with blood, and the sound of the heartbeat like a drum echoed in his ears.

This, this feeling...? !

Could it be that he is suffering from heat stroke?

Speaking of which, it seems that it is always sunny in the illusion, and the sun is very hot, so it really is, did you delay the heatstroke?

Surrounded by the aura of the red-haired youth, the dizzy young man held down the young man's finger in a daze, his eyes circling in a spiral,

"Arnold, Chuya-chan, you stand back a little, my heart is beating a little fast, I seem to have a bit of heat stroke."

"Huh? What kind of summer heat are you suffering from at night?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the high moon inexplicably, he lowered his head and was about to speak, but was shocked by Zhu Li's appearance at this time.

The black-haired boy blushed, avoiding Qingling's direct gaze, not daring to meet his gaze.

His breathing was short and trembling, his lips were like ripe peaches, with just a light press, sweet juice would flow out.

Almost subconsciously, an intuition hit Chuya Nakahara.

It was rare for the red-haired young man who was sharp in this aspect to feel ecstasy in his heart.

"Oh—is it heatstroke?"

Zhongyuan Zhong also narrowed his eyes dangerously, as if he finally caught the beast that waited for the prey to show its weakness, and slowly raised the corners of his mouth, his eyes were full of the confused expression of a young man.

The red-haired young man wrapped his arms around the young man's neck, and supported the back of the neck of the man in front of him with one hand, and pressed his thumb on the position of the carotid artery.

Crazy chug beating, fully exposed under the young man's thumb.

This is the most basic interrogation and lie detection method of the FBI, and as a mafia, Zhongyuan Zhong also naturally uses it handily.

Zhong Yuan Zhong also approached the young man, and the young man locked his gaze on the flustered prey, and asked word by word,

"Juri, are you—"

"Drip drip-"

The harsh ringtone of the mobile phone cut through the ambiguous air between the two.

The god Zhu Li was taken aback for a moment, then came back to his senses, and quickly backed away a few meters, widening the distance from the young man.

"...tsk"

Zhongyuan Zhong also clicked his tongue regrettably, turned his head and connected the phone, "Boss, yes, the incident has been resolved..."

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Shenshang Zhuli looked at the figure who had left temporarily in the horizon, and slowly raised his hand, pressing on his chest.

Fuck, it really scared him to death.

Feeling the heartbeat that had finally calmed down, the black-haired boy heaved a long sigh of relief, as if he had survived a catastrophe.

However, this feeling did not last long.

He didn't forget the meaningful look that Chuya-chan looked at before leaving temporarily.

"..."

"...Ahhh! What's wrong with this! It's so annoying!"

Complicated and unfamiliar emotions reverberated in his chest, Zhu Li, who was inexperienced in this, rubbed his cheeks angrily, not knowing how to deal with it.

The pink monster, who watched the movie in peace the whole time, couldn't help but show caring eyes for the mentally retarded.

"What do you mean by that look in your eyes? Beat you!" Zhu Lihuo said with a strong sense of medicine.

Of course, there is a love retarded here.

The monster born from the love of human beings looked at the silly priestess in front of him with pity and sympathy, and said in a slow and clear way,

"I said Miko-sama, you don't realize that you like, like, that man just now, right?"

Shenshang Zhu Li was stunned when he heard the words, his eyes widened bit by bit.

"……Eh?"

"Eh--!!!!!"

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The lover has been a monster for so long, but she has never met such a dull love fool.

Being born from the first love of human beings, and then seeing all kinds of emotional entanglements between men and women——

Dark, selfish, crazy, exclusive...

Object Monster Lover Girl can fully assert that there is no monster who understands [Love] better than it.

Because I have seen too much.

Any human being, as long as he is any normal human being, will definitely have requirements for his partner, or someone he likes.

Although on the surface he said sweet words like "I love you just the way you are", but in his heart he always had various demands and ideas.

It would be nice to be taller, handsomer and richer.

Just be more obedient and thinner.

A little bigger boobs would be nice.

…………

There is a so-called perfect lover in everyone's heart. If there is a chance to meet him, this kind of person will definitely abandon his original partner faster than anyone else.

The lover smiled contemptuously.

Don't get me wrong, this certainly doesn't include real lovers.

Human beings have a beautiful saying, [When you meet love, all requirements are no longer important].

But this type, what Lianv knows, is no more than a slap in the face.

It is also for this reason that the pink monster is quite confident in its illusion attack.

This illusion will make additional beauty and adjustments based on the people caught in it and their favorite objects, and fabricate a variety of exciting settings and plots.

In short, the perfect lover in your lover's skin.

No one can reject their partner and become the perfect lover.

Even if this kind of transformation has completely distorted [the lover himself], he is simply a stranger in skins.

Unless... what you love, as it is said, is just loving [the lover's original appearance], both advantages and disadvantages can be readily accepted, and love together.

Well, but how could such a one-in-a-million idiot exist?

...Oh, it does exist.

There just happens to be one here.

The pink monster stared blankly at the shrine maiden who was crouching on the ground, holding her head in her arms, feeling a little amused and a little emotional.

The resentment and resentment that had been caught had dissipated just like that.

"What? I like Chuya-chan? No, how is it possible???"

"The definition of liking on Google is, 'an emotion that includes appreciation, admiration, admiration, admiration, love, and admiration'."

"There's nothing wrong with admiration, and there's nothing wrong with admiration. Because Chuya-chan has the most sincere soul I've ever met, that's true, but what's left, isn't it the feelings of a close friend?"

The black-haired boy grabbed the phone in a daze, his expression gradually blanked.

It's like a computer with too many programs loaded, the program crashes, and the head is like boiling water, with question marks constantly popping out.

"I said, are you an idiot?"

The pink monster angrily planned a storm in the boy's brain.

Shenshang Zhuli turned his head in a daze, and looked at the daring monster.

"I told you not to underestimate monsters!" Liannu rolled her eyes angrily.

"I have failed many times. Isn't the illusion of success not enough to explain your state of mind? Only true love can be unaffected!"

The lover shouted righteously.

"No...it doesn't work for me because I'm a man."

God Zhu Li said in a daze.

"……male?!"

The pink monster choked, it stared at Zhu Li's cheating appearance, and almost choked to death on its own saliva.

"All in all!"

Lover Girl clutched her chest with heartache, and said with difficulty, "Even if the character design I designed for you deviates from the plot, but! But isn't the person who appeared in the illusion the young man just now!"

"My perfect lover can only exist because of the 'love heart'!"

Shock, ear, hair, deaf!

The monster's last words exploded in Zhu Li's ears like thunder and lightning.

Shenshang Zhuli suddenly opened his eyes wide, and all those unexplainable emotions in the past have been explained.

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When Zhongyuan Zhong also resolved the follow-up, when he came back to find Zhu Li, he found that he had harvested a silly cat that seemed to be dementia.

Zhongyuan Zhongye: "..."

What happened in this short period of time?

"Zhongye sauce..."

The boy squatting by the river turned his head with an expression that he was about to become a fairy, and said in a tone mixed with disbelief and sudden enlightenment,

"Chuya-chan, I just figured out something—"

Plop, plop

Someone's heart is out of order.

Zhongyuan Zhong also held Zhu Li's hand, his voice was very soft, with a kind of anxiety that he was cautiously afraid of scaring away the precious things,

"What did you figure out?"

"I found out that it turns out—"

God Zhu Li stared at the young man with piercing eyes, and said solemnly,

"It turns out Uncle Jiu Tun and Uncle Ibaraki are a couple!"

The author has something to say:

Nakahara Chuya: ... I, he meow *&#￥@￥ (so angry that the characters are garbled

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Known clues:

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I'm a bit mean-spirited, but it wasn't intentional.

Hahahaha, the hand moves by itself hahahaha

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