[Comprehensive Wenhao] My God Lord insists that he is an individual

The countdown to the suspension in mid-air has reached [2:00].

However, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't move, just watched the gunfire and dozens of mechanism wooden warehouses in front of him, letting the gunfire fly from the opposite fortress and hit the ground heavily.

After the bomb exploded, it did not bring about the usual explosion, but a bunch of strange words came out instead.

such as:

——"Brother, I'm sick and miss you so much."

——"At home alone at night, the thunder is so scary"

Such unexplained sentences.

The young man with red hair looked at these sentences inexplicably, and couldn't figure out what was going on in this illusion for a while.

Forget it, the top priority now is to find Zhu Li and a way to break the illusion.

Zhong Yuanzhong also opened the corners of his mouth, and showed a hunter's eyes towards the distant fortress. It was the danger of the mafia and the power accumulated by countless enemy corpses.

"It doesn't matter what game you are, as long as you defeat it?"

Black and red supernatural powers emerged all over his body, and the air current of gravity shattered the ground under the young man's feet.

The Central Plains also soared into the sky, and attacked the hostile fortress with high-pitched shouts.

With just one punch, the defense was penetrated, leaving half in ruins.

Outside the illusion, the little monster waiting to watch the show: "..."

Why doesn't this human being follow the routine!

How could it just blow up the lover's hometown as soon as it came up!Aren't you afraid of killing your lovers together! !

According to the script written by the monster, this human being should rack his brains to make up sweet words and use the weapons in the illusion to bomb the fortress.

It wasn't until time was running out that I realized that these weapons were just nice toys, and then I fell into the illusion in despair!

But I didn't expect that this human being actually! ! !

He didn't follow the routine!

The lover stared at what was happening in the illusion like a ghost, and jumped angrily.After a burst of impotent rage, the unwilling monster waved his hand, and the illusion that Zhongya Zhongya was in was reversed again.

It doesn't matter, since I can't beat you in terms of strength, I don't believe I can't cheat you!

Hmph, it is the incarnation of all kinds of human love routines, how could it lose to a mere virgin!

"Is it really a trap?" Zhongyuan Zhong also crushed the mechanism in the fort with one foot, not surprised.

"Sorry, I'm in a hurry here, so please come up with any tricks."

The ocher-haired youth spoke impatiently, his cobalt blue eyes swept around calmly, patiently waiting for the opportunity for the opening to appear.

As if enraged by Zhongya Chuya's words, an extremely weak ripple suddenly appeared in the corner of the gray illusion, spreading like shaking water ripples on the surface of the lake.

Zhong Yuanzhong also caught a subtle abnormality, he raised his eyebrows secretly, and a sharp color flashed in his eyes.

"found it."

The next moment, the gray illusion, like a broken mirror, turned into pieces of broken lenses and fell to the ground.When Zhongyuan Zhongye looked up again, he found that the space he was in had changed.

A blue space resembling dummy data.

The ochre-haired youth raised his foot, stepped on the ground, and found a slope composed of countless transparent cubes under his feet, and in front of him, a light curtain appeared, with a question and four different options written on it.

The same sound resounded in the space again.

——"Love is a war of the soul. Every choice is an important branch to increase the lover's favor. Say, choose! Find your lover and attack your lover!"

"Huh? Is it a multiple-choice question this time?"

Hehehe, that's right, choose, choose.

Outside the illusion, the little monster snickered sinisterly as he saw the young man carefully reading the options.

The illusion this time is of course another trap. On the surface, it seems to be looking for options to increase the favorability, but in fact the lover in the second half of the sentence is the focus.

Only the answer that fits the personality of the lover is the correct answer.

Hee hee hee, this wave is stable, if you want to blame it, blame your lover for being crazy, human beings!

The little monster smiled contentedly.

"My lover sent you a news that I have a cold and feel uncomfortable. May I ask what the correct way to do next is—"

ha?What kind of messed up question is this?

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the words on the screen with no interest, and his eyes paused for a while on the word "lover", but he decisively stretched out his finger and poked at one of the answers.

"B. Let him drink more hot water."

"……Eh?"

The pride on the little monster's face froze.

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On the other side, the illusion where Kamisami Shuri is located

When Kamami Akari opened his eyes, he found himself caught in the middle of a group of female high school students, surrounded by girls whispering excitedly.

Everyone's cheeks were flushed, anxious and excited, and the deliberately suppressed throbbing in the air was almost leaking from the oxygen.

what's the situation?

The black-haired boy did not rashly talk to the little girl beside him, but quietly played the role of an inconspicuous passerby, collecting information from the surroundings.

He should be in a certain school at this time, and a group of high school girls and girls lined up and squeezed by the school gate, as if waiting to welcome someone.

Zhu Li looked at the rippling expressions of the girls around him, and always felt that this scene looked familiar.

In the distance, there was the sound of the car's engine being turned off, the door opened, and a figure appeared in front of everyone.

"..."

The crowd was quiet for a moment, and then suddenly a lively commotion broke out.

"I'm coming--!"

"Senior Zhongyuan! Senior Zhongyuan!"

"Ah! Senior Zhongyuan looked at me!"

Julie's expression went blank.

Wait, what are these people talking about?

Central Plains? ?Eh?No, no way...

The black-haired boy stood on tiptoe and looked forward through the crowd, his expression immediately changed to "=="

A very familiar ochre-haired boy was wearing an idol-like white uniform and walking on the ground with a red carpet, flanked by girls who were calling.

"Ah, babies, do you miss me?"

The red-haired boy made a wink gesture to the crowd, and made a gesture of opening a wooden warehouse with his right hand.

What answered him was a wave of screams from the girls around him.

"Ahhh! Nakahara Chuya-senpai! You are so handsome! Please let me give birth to you—!"

"Ah, it's so shiny, I'm dizzy!"

A female high school student exaggeratedly supported her forehead and fell to the ground.

Shenshang Zhuli is not well.

He looked at the unknown creature not far away with numbness, and was so embarrassed that he would dig out a castle with his toes.

"That's... what the hell!!!"

Disgusting!Wow!What's the matter with this feeling like eating an overnight meal! !

The black-haired boy was scratching his head frantically, when suddenly "Central Plains Chuya" in the crowd turned his eyes and looked in the direction of the boy.

Eyes and eyes met!

Zhu Li shivered, goosebumps appeared from his feet to his head like fried hair.

"Ah."

"Central Plains Chuya" in the crowd gave a sinister smile as if cramp, and walked slowly along with the screams of the girls.

The female high school students surrounding them automatically retreated to both sides like Moses dividing the sea.

"Central Plains Chuya" stopped in front of the boy.

Zhu Li: ...Wait a minute, this can't be the classic of the legendary, legendary girl manga...

"Oh, oh, where does this cute little cat come from~"

as predicted.

The campus prince "Chuya Nakahara" lowered his voice, while reaching out his hand under Zhu Li's almost bleeding gaze, and frivolously lifted the black-haired boy's chin.

"Why don't you come and be my girlfriend, little cat, cat~"

After finishing speaking, his fingers were still scratching Zhu Li's chin.

Scratch, scratch, scratch.

"..."

"…………………"

Zhu Li: "Ahhhhhh! I can't stand it!! What the hell is this!!!!"

The god Zhu Li collapsed and lowered his body, facing the crazy "Central Plains Chuya" like a neat sweeping leg.

.........

………………

"Huh?????? What's the matter with this woman? Do you usually beat the campus prince who confesses to you!!!"

Outside the illusion, the monster named "Love Girl" jumped up with a bang, pointed at the screen and cursed,

"At this time, don't you throw yourself into the opponent's arms shyly, and then indulge in the illusion forever!!!"

The pink little monster looked angrily at the various red-haired youths in the fantasy world on the left who played cards that did not follow common sense, and then at Zhu Li, the god who was sweeping the legs of the campus prince on the right, and rolled his eyes angrily.

"Ben, Yao, return, just, no, believe it!"

The campus prince can't do it, then——

The mistress gnashes her teeth to change the illusion,

——"The coquettish little milk dog, start!"

The unidentified ocher-haired creature tripped over the sweeping leg, and turned into a puff of pink smoke the instant it hit the ground, covering the boy's sight.

When the fog cleared, Shenshang Zhuli realized that he had changed places again.

——Sitting in an empty classroom, the curtains around me were blown high by the wind like a veil, and then slowly fell down.

Everything seems to be as beautiful as a fairy tale.

...if there is no "thing" in front of you.

Shenshang Zhuli stared at the ochre-haired creature sleeping on his desk with dead eyes.

Maybe it was because the young man's gaze was too hot, the sleeping brown-haired boy let out a groan, and slowly opened his eyes.

Embarrassed? ? ?

etc?Is Chuya-chan a creature that can "speak"? !

The familiar feeling of nausea flooded Zhu Li again.

The corner of Shenshang Zhuli's mouth twitched as he watched "Nakahara Chuya" who was a few years younger than him get up from the table, grasped his hand with sleepy eyes, and said with a pout,

"Senior Zhu Li is too good to wake up, hum~"

People~ people~ people~ hum~

The wonderful ending sound of Zhe Fabio echoed in Zhu Li's mind.

"..."

The black-haired boy withdrew his hands tremblingly, covering his face helplessly, his whole body exuded an air of lovelessness.

"Heh heh heh! I can't refuse this time!"

The monster outside the Illusionary World put its toes on its hips, and before it was too long, the boy on the screen took a deep breath, picked up the textbook on the table with a calm face, and smiled at the little puppy Zhongyuan Zhongye.

When "Central Plains Chuya" couldn't help leaning over, the black-haired boy's eyes sharpened, and the hand holding the book waved towards the other party at lightning speed——

"Don't come here, shit!!!"

Crack, a textbook as thick as Cihai hit "Central Plains Zhongye" on the face like a puppy.

pat—

Beyond the illusion, the elation on the monster's face shattered.

"This is impossible——! This is a youth that all human women cannot refuse!" The monster screamed.

What a strange thing these two humans are!You can't cheat like this!

"Come on—!"

Popular idol version!

a brick.

Imperial Major General Version!

a broom.

Country domineering president version! !

wheelchair.

…………

………………

"Hu, hu, hu-"

The little monster leaned against the wall panting, staring at the boy in the illusion, his eyes were almost bleeding.

Ten! !

In order to deceive this black-haired woman, Liannu compiled ten illusions, each of which was the girl's favorite type, and she broke them directly in the end.

The monster is not reconciled! !

This is how willing it is!

At this time, there was also a crackling sound from the illusion that belonged to the red-haired youth.

"No... I don't believe it anymore!"

The monster raised the wand in the shape of a feather duster, trying to redistribute the illusion, but it could only release a trace of shapeless smoke.

... The illusions of Zhongya in the Central Plains and Zhuli in the gods are constantly changing, rapidly consuming the power that the little monster has grabbed from the people in this world.

It can no longer create even a small illusion.

"Oops……"

A drop of cold sweat slid down the monster's forehead, and finally realized that the lover who had been fooled raised her eyes tremblingly, and found that the young man with brown hair and the black-haired boy turned their heads, their sharp eyes penetrated the screen and met the fearful eyes of the lover .

The two opened their mouths tacitly, opening and closing their mouths in unison——

"Found you, monster."

The lover's pupils suddenly shrank.

At the same time, boom-

A huge explosion sounded, and the illusion that trapped the two was completely shattered.

The author has something to say:

Can't think of it!The Love Battle Between Gods and Priestesses

The Great War Belongs to the God Chuya-kun

Falling in love...hahahahahaha, Zhu Li, KY, can’t fall in love at all hahahahaha

There are also expressions of despair in various versions of the fake

Fuck, some kind of herb

PS. Soon Zhu Li will be enlightened!

Guess how the little angels became enlightened, hehehehe

KY enlightened, unexpected!

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Known clues:

Zhongya Zhongyuan: Ma Dan, what are these illusions?

God Zhu Li: Ma Dan, these hallucinations are so scary

The legendary monster born from the thousands of love routines of human beings

The lover who was squeezed dry: ...

Fuck, you are dogs!

Go away!

This chapter is also called "Love War: How Desperate Idiot Couples Can't Fight"