Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

In Chi Yan's plan, when Fu Yilan comes back, get together for the last time, and then formally enlist in the army. He will never tell Fu Yilan that he is coming. Isn't Fu Yilan worried about leading the battle and also worrying about his safety?Didn't the federal army also want to stimulate him in this way?Just don't let Fu Yilan know.

To be honest, Chi Yan didn't know much about what he was doing, so he did it if he wanted to. At first, it was just an opportunity to find Fu Yilan, and it was an unexpected joy to have a relationship with his teammates, but what is it like to really go to an alien planet to do missions? Yan didn't know at all, he didn't even watch interstellar movies before.

I just love watching sand sculpture comedies.

Chi Yan took tactics class, history and geography class, had some understanding of the enemies he was going to face, and also saw the holographic model. It was indeed as Fu Yilan said—"This is not fun", if it is just to deal with the humanoid aliens of the hostile planet , It's not that scary, at least I can see my own shadow from them, and it won't trigger a sense of fear that goes against common sense and shocks my physiology.

Zerg is a whole other story.

Chi Yan was always afraid of bugs. It was the first time he saw the [-]:[-] model of the Zerg and fainted in the classroom. Several alphas pinched him back after pinching him. The bug armor that comes with it can only be broken with a magnetic storm gun. This race is not only scary enough on the outside, but also has an even more terrifying internal mechanism, extremely violent, and distinct levels.

The most frightening thing is that their levels are not like the old days of the Federation. The levels are man-made. The levels of the Zerg, like their terrifying beetles, are born in the womb, and those born by low-level Zerg are still low-level Zerg. , low-intelligence and brainless, unconditionally obey the orders of the higher-level Zerg, and the higher-level Zerg has the ability to dispatch the lower Zerg for generations, and is more intelligent. The leader who really leads this race is hidden under the surface-the core of the Zerg Nest In the depths, as for what it is like, no one knows.

These mortal bodies actually want to be enemies with monsters that only appear in horror movies, and there is usually only one monster in horror movies, and they have to deal with a group of them.

Chi Yan stood on the ring, with a panda's eye that was punched out in his left eye, red and purple colors on his face, his body was dusty, and he didn't know how many pieces were bruised under his clothes.

Fu Yilan never expected to see Chi Yan beaten like this, no matter what world, no matter what crisis there is in the world, he can protect Chi Yan white and tender, red and rosy, like a flower of eternal life in a glass cover It's not that he hasn't dealt with monsters that are more ferocious than Zerg, but he won't let Chi Yan see it. It can be said that Chi Yan has been with him for so long, and the most terrifying "bug" he has ever seen is the big southern cockroach.

When Chi Yan was having an encounter with the big cockroach, Fu Yilan was going out to search for supplies and look for survivors. He came back half a month later and found that Chi Yan had lived in harmony with the big cockroach he feared most for half a month, allowing the cockroach to eat it secretly. Their food crumbs were as nutritious as Chi Yan's.

Chi Yan was waiting for Fu Yilan to beat him to death.

Fu Yilan was speechless, Chi Yan was afraid to execute even a cockroach with slippers, so he came to fight the Zerg with him?

Fu Yilan's eyes first focused on Chi Yan's panda eyes, and slowly moved to the edge of the cracks, scratches, and bruises. This feeling is really uncomfortable, just like the action game that Chi Yan would play when he was alone, Fu Yilan could do it every time. Cleared the level perfectly, but this time the princess who was protected by him fell on her face, so she can only give a c-- for clearing the level.

At this moment, Chi Yan's thought was: you are joking when you fight with me, how can I beat you, if this fights, it is domestic violence, you are beating your wife, and you will be kicked out of your registration if you beat your wife.

But his relationship with Fu Yilan is a secret, it is not made public, and he can't say anything.

And—how did Fu Yilan know he was here? !

The referee originally wanted to chase Fu Yilan down. This super alpha is bullying here because of his strong ability. The alpha who was going to fight Chi Yan was frightened by his strength, so he obediently made way. The super alpha is not on the other side Training, what are you doing here?

It was Chi Yan's first fight with "Stallone". It was just that he was not equal in physique. He was not equal to this kind of super alpha, the direct species. Didn't he just wait to be beaten?

But before the referee could scold Fu Yilan, he was stopped by a lieutenant, who told him, "It's okay, don't worry about these two."

The referee was full of suspicion, and looked at Fu Yilan and Chi Yan, what was he hiding?

Chi Yan's good friends have already been chattering behind his back to plot with him how to admit defeat without injury. Many of them know how powerful Fu Yilan is. Chi Yan's sweet alpha fights with Fu Yilan, and it is really for giving desserts to others.

"Chi Yan, you can flop directly, just wait for the referee to finish counting one, two, three and get off the field. It doesn't matter if you're a fool! I also flop with the super alpha."

"Me too!" "Me too!"

"If you fall and he still comes to beat you, that's not about martial ethics!"

"But if he really comes to beat you, don't fight back, pretend to be dizzy after receiving two punches! Long-term pain is worse than short-term pain, and it's better to be beaten than to be disabled!"

"Chi Yan, why did you provoke him? Why did you trouble you again and again! No matter who was wrong at the beginning, you apologize to him immediately. It doesn't matter if you are a younger brother, but your life matters!"

"Yeah, you see you were caught by him and taken to the grove to clean up when you were forced to stand on the playground, and now you smell like him all over your body!"

Chi Yan's face blushed suspiciously. This "clean up" was really appropriate. It not only fit the brutal scene in the minds of his teammates, but also matched the brutal scene in the real situation.

Chi Yan was silent for a few seconds, then raised his head suddenly, facing Fu Yilan's unhappy, oppressive black eyes: "Success, I'll fight you."

Teammates scream.

"It's over!! It's over!! I lost my head after winning once!!"

"Our team is about to lose the taste of milk tea!!"

"Captain, can I carry the stretcher now?? He's paralyzed and we can connect seamlessly!"

At this moment, Chi Yan could no longer hear the chaos and noise around him. Even the Ji Yin and the air were still. Only he and Fu Yilan stood at the two ends, staring at each other.

Chi Yan's move is undoubtedly a complete expression of his attitude towards Fu Yilan. He just doesn't want to give up, no matter what difficulties he has to face, even if the difficulty is Fu Yilan.

Fu Yilan understood it completely, he was originally an extremely intelligent person, not to mention that he had been with Chi Yan for so long, his personality and temper were clear, Fu Yilan frowned, and threw away all the cold and hot weapons that he was wearing, Chi Yan He clenches his fists and prepares to attack, and is ready to fight. Before fighting with "Stallone", he always had a laughing attitude, just for fun, but the opponent is Fu Yilan, and it is not fun to fight with him anywhere except on the bed .

But Fu Yilan kicked a gun that she had thrown away to Chi Yan: "You use a gun."

Chi Yan got angry: "Stop insulting people!!"

Then the teammates whispered behind his back together:

"I think you should pick it up..." "If you bump your fist with him, it can be said that I have already helped you with the stretcher." Fair."

Chi Yan thought for a while, and what his teammates said was right... so he had to pick up the gun.

So the actual combat location was changed to the grove, and it was impossible for Chi Yan to bludgeon among the crowd of onlookers.

God damn it's a grove again.

The ring continued to the next couple. The view of the grove was blocked by trees, and there was basically nothing to see. The lieutenant came to stare at them. He knew the relationship between Chi Yan and Fu Yilan, so he just went through the motions. This was essentially a husband and wife quarrel.

The gun Chi Yan was holding had already had real bullets emptied out, and he used blank bullets for training, but he would still suffer a lot if he hit them. He had many times of hunting experience, so he wouldn’t be like a headless fly, Lieutenant As soon as he started talking, he vigilantly patrolled one tree after another, always pointing his gun at suspicious places.

But if Fu Yilan was really aimed at, he would never shoot, there is no doubt about that.

Chi Yan can probably guess that the main reason for letting them do this nonsense is to appease Fu Yilan's emotions. I don't know how Fu Yilan suddenly knew that he was still receiving standard training. He must have been so angry that he skipped his own training and directly killed him to ask him to ask his teacher for punishment. Yes, Fu Yilan's use value is too great, and the upper echelon can tolerate his deviant.

Chi Yan can only say that he tries to capture Fu Yilan's whereabouts as much as possible, and then aims at him with his gun, so that the winner can be determined. Fu Yilan has not let him have a piece, but let him have half a chess game. If he does this, he can't win Fu Yilan, no wonder Fu Yilan was determined not to allow him to join the army.

Chi Yan caught an abnormal rustling sound, but his agility was still far behind Fu Yilan's. His muzzle only touched the top of Fu Yilan's neck, and Fu Yilan had already snatched it away in one step. When the trunk was up, the canopy trembled in an instant, and countless fallen leaves with dark green leaves and yellow edges fell down, covering the sky and covering the earth, as if it was pouring rain.

Fu Yilan leaned against his ear and asked him, the scorching breath went straight into Chi Yan's cochlea, aggressive as always: "You must keep it? Do you know how many people may die in an hour on the battlefield? How many people die in a minute? It doesn't take 1 minute, and there will be a hundred and a thousand unknowns that may kill you in a second. Even the most qualified person in your team may die in this second. Chi Yan, I will protect you That's great, I didn't want to tell you cruel things."

Chi Yan was still struggling with Fu Yilan's shackles, and said angrily: "Then what if you are the one who died in this second?"

"I have a lot of experience, and I will avoid this kind of situation." Fu Yilan said in an unscrupulous tone, "Besides, I have the aura of the protagonist. Didn't you realize that no matter what the world is, whether the original main line or the current main line, I am the main character? .”

"According to what you said, no one has the aura of the protagonist."

Fu Yilan was still shameless: "Except for me."

Chi Yan stopped struggling, and his tone calmed down, but he had the power to calm down: "I've figured it out now, I'm not some cannon fodder or a supporting role. If I want to be the protagonist, then I am the protagonist. If you have the aura of the protagonist, I have it too!"

After Chi Yan said this, Fu Yilan was a little stunned. Unexpectedly, Chi Yan seized the opportunity. Seeing that Fu Yilan took it lightly, just like dealing with the low-profile Stallone, he made a surprise move and gave Fu Yilan an over-the-shoulder throw—of course, a fall He didn't fall, but he managed to break free. Fu Yilan was still a little unstable, so Chi Yan took the opportunity to point the gun at Fu Yilan.

Fu Yilan raised her eyebrows: "Okay, you won."

Chi Yan: "Hmph, soldiers never tire of cheating!"

So when the lieutenant announced the result of Chi Yan's victory, the teammates thought that Chi Yan had come through the back door, right?

But Chi Yan doesn't care what his teammates think this time, whether he wins or loses, this is his own war.