Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

"Jenkins wins! The medic lifts the wounded."

"Next Chi Yan, Henry, prepare in 5 minutes."

Chi Yan kneaded his joints and did warm-up exercises, and his teammates also beat on him to help him move his muscles and bones. Don't twist his waist before he has fought much.

Henry is not in the company. Chi Yan's appearance is not only his own victory or defeat, but also the company's victory or defeat. Ever since Chi Yan chose to come here for training, his personal meaning has been reduced to a small part.

Chi Yan looked at the big guy who was not easy to mess with, and he was cowardly from the bottom of his heart, but he was a little excited to death. It was hard to imagine that he was a salted fish canary who was locked up at home a few months ago, and now he wants to follow him. This guy with Stallone's physique is the opponent.

And as soon as the last exercise is over tomorrow, he can get the badge of honor and officially become a federal soldier.

Unbelievable.

Fu Yilan harassed him a lot in the past few days, but after all, he was a super alpha who was under special care. After two days of dancing, he was arrested and sent to secret training. He was not even in the camp for a lot of time, and he was "two sides away from him".

This is very convenient for Chi Yan to continue the traditional art skills he had when he first came. Chi Yan is very aware of Fu Yilan's virtue. If he confronts him head-on, Fu Yilan will definitely have the ability to crush him. Just pack Chi Yan and go home. Compared with being rigid, it is still fatal to use softness to overcome rigidity, and to deal with Long Aotian, you must prescribe the right medicine.

Fu Yilan tried his best to keep in touch with him and monitor his situation. Chi Yan responded according to Fu Yilan's wishes, such as "soon", "the application has been handed over", "the higher authorities have already given me the approval letter", and then sent it to himself Fu Yilan has been obsessively busy zooming in on his legs for ten consecutive photos of his beautiful legs, so let’s move on to the topics we talked about earlier.

If Fu Yilan performs supernormally and can still maintain his sanity after taking this trick, Chi Yan will be more ruthless, and directly post the kind of large-scale selfies that will be harmed in half a second on the public platform, at least ten consecutive shots, Fu Yilan will absolutely shut up, In the letterhead sent to him every few days, in addition to saying "... still want", "continue" and "don't stop", it hits the nail on the head.

So Chi Yan posted color pictures at night, trained as usual during the day, did nothing that Fu Yilan had promised to do, took inhibitors on time every day, his body hormones were well controlled, and his physical fitness reached the standard day by day, which made Chi Yan feel more accomplished. Getting stronger and stronger, not only the sense of accomplishment of being about to get the badge of honor, but also the sense of accomplishment of using beauty to fascinate Fu Yilan. Oh, Long Aotian is also lustful, normal, so normal.

It’s just that Chi Yan doesn’t have any place suitable for him to take color pictures, and there is a high chance that he will encounter the scene of a social death. Although he moved to the medical department, the dormitory is still a collective dormitory, and the bathhouse is also a public bathhouse—Fu Yilan can’t stand him going there In the public bathhouse, Chi Yan and Fu Yilan explained that although they are bisexual, they actually look no different from male ao. He also has omega, and he doesn't grow outside if he doesn't have alpha. What are you worried about?

Fu Yilan hehe: "The exposure of omega glands is an act of exposure, you still fucking go to the public bathhouse???"

Chi Yan is confident and confident: "You can pull it down, talk like you were born in the abo text, it's ridiculous, how can your thinking logic be assimilated by this world? What ao no ao, I'm just a handsome guy with a handle , the handsome guy should go to the men's bathhouse."

Fu Yilan is not Chi Yan's opponent at all in terms of talking, and it is impossible for him to force Chi Yan to come out of a private bathroom. This is the army. Forget it, he can only urge Chi Yan to go home every day, and then directly fast forward to Chi Yan Send him a color picture to change the subject, then fast-forward to the point where he looks at the color picture hard, fast-forward to the point where he can't help but click into the album full of Chi Yan's color pictures and wander around for [-] minutes, and then go to sleep after reading it.

Chi Yan manipulated her to death.

So in order to hold Fu Yilan back, Chi Yan really put in all the effort, going through all kinds of hardships and dangers, posing and taking pictures in the public bathhouse. Although he picked a time when no one was around, he couldn't prevent an omega who was late to take a bath in the middle of the night and caught a glimpse With Chi Yan's outrageous appearance, both of them were stiff, and Chi Yan could only hurt himself: "...I actually want to see if I have hemorrhoids."

"...Can you see this?"

"……good."

"...Do you want me to take a look for you?"

"No no, thank you."

The other party took a shower in embarrassment. Although Chi Yan had already washed it, it would be even more embarrassing if he didn't take a bath together and left the bathhouse directly. Exactly so.

The two took a shower in silence, and Omega suddenly smiled at him slyly: "Is this for your alpha? Don't pretend to be a younger brother."

Wrapped around the towel and walked away, Chi Yan wanted to drown himself in the shower.

It's a pity that you can't drown.

After so many things, he finally stood here. From training to actual combat, he achieved it through countless sweats, countless backaches and leg pains, and two selfie color pictures of g as stepping stones. Chi Yan looked at the opponent of E Company opposite, Low match Stallone, the spontaneous sense of pride made him feel that it doesn't matter even if he is beaten violently.

Fighting is not an elimination mechanism, losing is just a pain, but the winner is not necessarily intact, unless there is a huge difference in weight between the two sides, then it is not a fight, but sandbags, such as Chi Yan and his Stallone opponent.

Teammates and non-commissioned officers all showed an expression that you are dead, but hope you don't die. They rubbed Chi Yan's arms, hammered his calf, surrounded by his teammates, and looked like a world boxing champion. The opponent Henry didn't put Chi Yan on Under his eyes, with such a small body, it is conservatively estimated that he should lie down for three seconds, but with such a posture, he was actually a little nervous.

There was no such precedent before. Henry rubbed his wrist and looked at Chi Yan. Could it be that this kid has learned judo?Taekwondo?It can't be Wing Chun. I think he was fooled by a set of Wing Chun when he went to the gym. He always pays more attention to this kind of Asians with black hair and brown eyes.

The non-commissioned officer presiding over the drill looked at his watch and said loudly, "It's time, let's get on the field."

Chi Yan's heart skipped a beat, and he bit the braces that his teammates had put on him. There was no power armor or weapon support for this match, and he relied purely on his own physical strength and adaptability, which meant——

Chi Yan stood up, shook the dust that didn't exist on his body, and nodded to his teammates and non-commissioned officers: "Goodbye, I'm going to get beaten."

The sergeant held him back and lowered his voice: "You should remember to use the scissor-kick fighting technique I taught you yesterday. It is suitable for occasions with such a huge difference in body size."

Chi Yan agreed, and he agreed, hehe, my legs don't seem to have a chance to run on other people's necks.

"Come on Yanyan!~~"

"Little Milk Tea smothers him with your scent!!"

"Yanyan is so good, I can't beat anyone—" His mouth was covered.

His teammates were so excited, maybe this is the magic power of group pets, some teammates even took off their socks and waved them in the air as a banner of cheering, besides the pheromones of alphas full of strong hormones, there are also A faint smell of sweaty feet lingered, and the scene was very dry and hot.

A lot of cold sweat dripped from the corners of Chi Yan's forehead. Damn it, more and more people are looking here. I'm sorry for the audience by lying down for three seconds.

When Chi Yan came to this camp, it can be said that with his jokes and sweetness, he conquered including but not limited to the alpha of his own company, the omega of the medical department, and everyone was both a father and a mother. Chi Yan felt that Fu Yilan was really jealous It doesn't make sense, because he is bisexual, so Ao's vinegar can be eaten, but he and them are innocent, Fu Yilan, you just have a group of father-in-law and mother-in-law for nothing.

The alpha teammates still don't quite know why Chi Yan moved to the medical department. They still treat Chi Yan as an alpha. Because he is too lazy, he undergoes a health check in the medical department. Although the omega in the medical department knows about Chi Yan's physical condition, But they don't reject him at all, not only that, but also strongly support Chi Yan's choice, which is a road they can't walk.

As for the relationship between Chi Yan and Fu Yilan, that was a secret between the two of them and the officer.

Chi Yan, who was full of secrets, entered the field. Henry didn't dare to make the first move. After all, Chi Yan's naive teammates were too exaggerated. It's hard to believe that Chi Yan didn't have anything real. Henry walked around the field with him, Hopping his feet and clenching his fists while warming up and observing, seeing Chi Yan's unremarkable preparations, he first ruled out Wing Chun.

No matter, let's punch first.

Henry just made an opening tentatively. Chi Yan is obviously cautious. If he doesn't make a move, he is afraid that Chi Yan can dance with him on the court for a day, so Henry throws his fist first to start the scene. He didn't think about it After a successful pass, he had already planned where Chi Yan should go for his second punch when he avoided it, but it turned out.

Chi Yan took his punch with his face.

Amidst the booing sound of "Huh——" and "嗐——", Chi Yan lay down with gold stars in his eyes and panda eyes on one side of his eyes, and his teammates yelled louder, "Yanyan is so good!!" I knew that Little Milk Tea was so powerful!!" This kind of nonsense, everyone realized that these people have been playing tricks.

Only Chi Yan's non-commissioned officer was speechless. He took an hour yesterday to teach Chi Yan the killer fighting skills passed down from generation to generation in his old Victor's family. He didn't expect Chi Yan to win, but he didn't expect Chi Yan to lie down for half a second. .

He comforted himself, at least Chi Yan is not timid to fight. It is not personal heroism to go to the battlefield. If you are brave and disobedient, you will die the fastest if you love to show off. If you are timid and dare not fight back, you will die later. Big or small, it is very suitable for teamwork, at least one screw can be made.

The two teammates came to the field while hahaha and planned to carry Chi Yan down, but the sergeant stopped them first: "Wait until the referee announces the result."

Teammate a: "I don't think it's necessary to wait for the referee to count for three seconds."

Teammate b: "Chi Yan can wake up now, I'll call him Dad."

When the referee counted to "2", Chi Yan got up.

Teammate b: "...Dad."

Now the onlookers from other companies booed "Wuhu" and "Wuhu", but Chi Yan's own teammates stretched their faces and leaned closer to the edge of the ring near Chi Yan, booing him: "You fucking come down!" "A punch isn't enough?!" "Wori, do you want to be sent to the medical department?" "...Damn it, you live in the medical department, hehe, that's really convenient, you just beat him home."

Henry had already turned around and was about to leave. When the next pairing came on stage, there was a sudden commotion around him. He was a little surprised, was there some kind of powerful alpha? He had no doubt that Chi Yan would get up. He punched him, and he already knew that Chi Yan was a He's a rookie, and he's not his opponent at all. Generally speaking, even if he has physical strength, a smart person won't get up.

Thinking of this, the countdown of the referee came to an abrupt end. Henry felt something was wrong, and when he turned around, he smelled a strong smell of milk tea. For a while, he couldn't tell whether it was coming from a or o. If it was a, it was too sweet Well, if it's o, it doesn't have that much aphrodisiac, and it also contains other alpha flavors.

Henry was even more confused. Fuck, the other vague smell is definitely the smell of alpha, but why is it the smell of milky shower gel? ? Alpha generally has a strong aggressive smell, otherwise it would be a tall pine, snow, or ice—that is, it is light and has no smell. Sweet dizzy.

When Henry's eyes were wandering and his consciousness was lost, Chi Yan rushed forward. Henry ran with his weight and fell to the ground together with Chi Yan. It doesn't matter who hits anyone, it's over.

The hearts of Chi Yan's teammates were raised, and they were in a cold sweat. They were smoked by the smell of Chi Yan's milk tea every day, and they were used to it. With resistance, if this low-profile Stallone wakes up and counterattacks Chi Yan, it will not be the beginning The panda eye punch was so simple, Chi Yan had to be beaten by him.

The sergeant shouted: "Scissors scissors!!"

Chi Yan gave a shock, and immediately changed positions according to Henry in an ugly posture. He was punched several times by Henry and hit two knees. He released his pheromone, Henry couldn't concentrate, Chi Yan was hard-headed Supported to change the posture, Henry's stump-like neck was tightly twisted with two legs. His hamstrings were twisted and hurt, but if he didn't let go of his legs, the onlookers were all "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" Screaming, the teammates also turned the offensive, and stopped calling him "Yan Yan", "Little Milk Tea", "Little Rose" and other jokes. They called Chi Yan's real name, and his adrenal glands soared together. The empathy of the e-sports made the socks flutter again. After all, Chi Yan's skill was beyond their expectations.

Everyone blushed together, the teammates were excited, Chi Yan was pushing hard, and Henry was wrung out by Chi Yan's legs.

The referee leaned over to the side of the wrestling two, stared at Henry and shouted "1, 2—"

"3!"

Chi Yan immediately lay down on the ground with his legs loose and gasped for breath. Henry coughed vigorously, splashing saliva, which showed that he was about to be pinched to death by Chi Yan.

Henry's voice was hoarse, and he asked Chi Yan: "How the hell are your legs so strong???"

Chi Yan didn't answer, and was carried down by his dancing teammates who threw and picked him up. The teammates also asked him: "Yeah, where are your fucking legs so strong??? I saw you running back and forth to count down, why? Clamping people so hard?? That big man's neck is like a stone pile!"

Chi Yan still didn't answer, and laughed twice. This question cannot be answered.

The other people still didn't stop making noise. They had been making noise since Chi Yan came on stage. Now that Chi Yan had come off the stage to rest, the cheering teammates pinched their shoulders and beat their legs. They smiled affirmatively, they had a bit of a festive relationship with Henry's company, and now the best milk tea ink in the team beat their team's "Sylvester Stallone" to the ground, so why not feel elated.

Chi Yan thought it was strange, what had been the noise on the other side?

The sergeant consoled him: "Now you have won a round and advanced to the next round. You still have to play in a pair. You are lucky this time. He didn't defend you. You won't be so lucky next time. If you can't, get off as soon as possible."

Chi Yan nodded. Although he was tough with Henry, it was because Henry had completely let go of his guard against him. As the saying goes, soldiers never tire of cheating, let him pretend to be a big guy, and now that he has pretended too much, he has to be eliminated as soon as possible. The opponent is more powerful.

When Chi Yan was called by his name again, he decided to go on the court and admit defeat in a slippery kneeling style.

As a result, the opponent hadn't entered yet, and the opposite alpha stepped aside, and a slender and tall figure walked over and jumped onto the stage. His posture was chic enough to pretend to be handsome, and his charming eyes looked at Chi Yan coldly.

"I'll fight you."

When Henry saw this alpha, he knew which brother left the milk-flavored shower gel on Chi Yan.

Chi Yan lowered his head to hide from Fu Yilan's eyes, feeling that he had been pricked by a needle and frozen, he looked at his teammates as if asking for help, they were more confused than him.

Chi Yan thought to himself, the answer you want is here, the leg strength I have learned from him haha.

A mysterious night:

Fu Yilan: "I don't care if it falls."

Chi Yan: "Bastard! Can you consider me for your favorite posture??"

Fu Yilan obviously didn't think about it, and then Chi Yan's leg strength became a master just like that.