Meiqiang's Miserable Sand Sculpture Self-Rescue Guide

[The Chi family and the Fu family are family friends, and you were born keen to compete with Fu Yilan. From elementary school to middle school, you were in the same school as him, competing for grades, physical fitness, first love, fighting too hard, accidentally falling in love with the same omega, and from The opponent becomes a rival in love, and later—the file data is missing, the file data is missing—you die on the battlefield. 】

Chi Yan: Damn, you probably missed 80 words, right? ! !

Good guy, who is this omega? ? ?

Chi Yan looked at the surrounding environment. The decoration style is very retro, but there are too many technological products that he has never heard of, and the display is very strange. This may be a future era beyond his cognition.

omega... omega...

battlefield……

Probably interstellar.

His system has been destroyed by Fu Yilan, let alone deal with the host in reverse. It is already a piece of software garbage. If he wants to get some previous information, high-energy early warning, he wants to eat farts from it. Then what good will they get? They will make a raging nest, neither the system nor him can stand up!

I still have to hug Fu Yilan's thigh.

The price is to touch Fu Yilan's thigh.

……

Wonderful! ~

[Chapter one: ...&*%, already opened]

This is what Chi Yan meant by software garbage, data missing anytime and anywhere, sometimes he was notified, sometimes it was simply messed up, and he didn't even bother to deal with it.

So when Chi Yan wakes up in this world where he doesn't know what the plot is, and the main line depends on guessing, he first stands up, walks around twice—not limping, then walks a few more times—without coughing or panting, stands at the window and throws The sun in the sky—it’s intact, smells like it—it smells good, not a zombie.

Just here, Chi Yan was so excited that he wanted to jump three feet, God damn, he was always dressed as the old, the weak, the sick and the disabled!In the beginning, the reason why their legs were fake was that Brother Lan exhausted his skill points to help him fix them.

Today, finally start a healthy person!

If the servant wasn't by his side, Chi Yan would still like to do a few squats and abdominal crunches to test his body for any flaws that are invisible to the naked eye.

He stood in front of the narrow and slender standing mirror, looked at it, and was very satisfied. He looked like him, but he looked so good, with a tall body, a straight back, no hair and no disease, not to mention the low-key and luxurious clothes. And hung an expensive pocket watch chain—

Rich man! !

"Master, do you want me to pick out a dress for you? Young Master Fu will also come to the charity banquet tonight."

The implication is that your enemy is coming, and you have to crush him.

The servant comforted Chi Yan in a low voice: "Master, you don't have to be too hostile to young master Fu on the surface. The Fu family's ancestors were awarded honors, and their status is higher than ours, so it is normal for more people to be supported. Besides, Our young master Yushu Linfeng, there are not a few admirers!"

The servant observed Chi Yan's relaxed and unrestrained eyes, and heaved a sigh of relief. The young master is in a good mood today, which is really rare. Normally, he would not say that he would attend a banquet with Young Master Fu. Hearing Young Master Fu's name, Chi Yan would have to put on a face all day.

These two people don't get along with each other, and their main characters are not good-natured. There is a kind of affinity that makes me dislike you when you are born. The young master's family was down for a while when he was a child, and then things turned around later. When the family was in decline, he was ridiculed. The young master is a single-parent family , the father is busy with affairs and lacks family care, which leads to strong self-esteem and extreme sensitivity.

Young Master Fu is completely the opposite. His ten fingers are not in the sun, and he has never suffered any setbacks. Everyone holds his hands in his hands. He has a strong family background, high status, and noble status. The flattering friend ridiculed him, and naturally he also remembered Fu Dashao's grudge. He often had conflicts with Fu Dashao, and since he was a child in the same school, there were many opportunities to meet each other.

Today, the young master was uncharacteristically, he was in a better mood than usual, everyone let go of their burdens, and brought a complete set of dresses for Chi Yan to choose from.

What they didn't know was that Chi Yan didn't listen to their comforting words, but rather, he didn't listen at all, just heard "Young Master", "Young Master", "Young Master", shit, how much he criticized capitalism in the past, and how much he is now Really fragrant, he really likes a group of people around him with intimacy and respect, each mouthful of honor, one after another serving him.

His Dabieye is back again! !

Look at these slim fit, exquisite fabrics, and a wide range of gowns, his Harper's Bazaar is back! !

Why should he choose?He really wants to change in 5 minutes, he looks so good, how can a dress complement his beauty?

"This one."

Chi Yan pointed to a small tuxedo, which was bold white, with countless tiny silver powders flashing between movements, definitely not cheap sequins, as delicate as the Milky Way.

Chi Yan was admiring his stunning appearance, and started to loosen his meticulous hair. Now that he knew that the system punished him because of a mad dog disease, and that he had been hammered into a mourning dog by Fu Yilan, Chi Yan no longer had to restrain his hands and feet Yes, but after playing several beautiful, strong and tragic roles, it is inevitable to habitually put on characters. Under the restrained appearance, there is a noisy zoo, orangutans beating their breasts, chickens and ducks are crowing, these are unknown to outsiders.

The servants were all amazed by Chi Yan, and they praised sincerely: "Master is so pretty!"

Chi Yan is even happier!

Wearing too much poverty, beauty and strength, being able to wear a rich second generation is as difficult as buying a house in lottery, Chi Yan touched the material of his dress, tears were about to come down, and he could see Fu Yilan at night, this is a fucking charity world.

Meiqiang is miserable, Meiqiang is miserable, he used to be old, weak, sick and disabled, what is miserable now?

The old and the weak... the old and the sick... the old and the sick—pregnant?

interstellar, abo, alpha, omega, genital cavity.

Grass.

Chi Yan was agitated, and the servant was grabbed by the shoulder by him. For a moment, he thought that the young master was going to turn his back on him. After all, everyone has suffered from the young master's uncertain weather, and his face changed in fright.

Chi Yan urged, "What gender am I?"

"...Are you an alpha? Master, what's wrong with you?"

Chi Yan showed a disappointed expression, and his mood went from ups and downs, and he sat down in the small armchair sullenly: "Go out, I will be ready tonight."

Everyone looked at each other, very worried, but seeing Chi Yan's appearance, they didn't dare to talk too much, and left one after another, closing the door.

Did the young master lose his mind from young master Fu's anger? !

Chi Yan is very disappointed, why is he not an omega? He watched those fellow abo Didi Ches, and saw him in a sauna. It's work, a comedian who talks about jokes, holding mosaic literature in his hand all day long, it's okay, he comforts himself:

Damn, seeing so many abos, it's not true! !You can't enjoy it again! !Don't look at it, it's pointless!

result.

Oh shit! !

He wore abo!Moreover, there is no need to go through routines at all. It took fifty or sixty chapters to follow the attack from being ambiguous to becoming a regular. He has a ready-made partner, and he has basically explored everything that needs to be explored. Just to see Fu Yilan tonight, Fu Yilan, don't even think about getting out of bed.

pity.

He's wearing an alpha, and he's a victim. It turns out that this is the misfortune! ! Abo's fun, stay away from him! !

The place of the dinner party is similar to the palace of Versailles, but the waiters and guests inside include not only humans, but also robots, and aliens. Their skin colors are different from them. Chi Yan thought to himself, who wants to put this on skin discrimination? Horny aliens are killing you.

If it was Chi Yan in the past, he would have been trembling with fright, let alone aliens, he would not dare to look at an octopus, let alone an octopus with his head, but now Chi Yan is already an old oily man who is about to cross the world , able to calmly face any situation that is beyond common sense - refers to the salted fish lying down, not afraid, but it doesn't matter, as long as he lies down fast enough, the danger has already surpassed him.

Chi Yan is now in a state of passive sabotage, not to mention that he didn't wear the omega he wanted to wear the most. The freshness of the rich young master soon passed away. Either he didn't wear the rich second generation, or the probability was too shabby. Wine glasses leaned against the champagne mountain table bored.

Chi Yan couldn't drink, so he just put on a shelf of drinking, stealing macarons from the plate while others were not paying attention.

He can collapse the human design, but Chi Yan finds it inconvenient to do so, and it will attract a lot of rumors and discussions. Others ask him if he has nothing to do, are you out of your mind recently?Want to see a psychiatrist?

Speaking of this, before he attended the banquet, he was scanned by the medical AI at home, focusing on the brain, because the servants and the housekeeper reported that the young master's mind was not normal, and he actually asked his gender a or o, which was too scary.

So Chi Yan restrained himself, playing in troubled waters to act out plastic figures, he has no idea now, people's adaptability is too good, he will become lazy after adapting, he just wants to get to the key point quickly, and be able to settle down with Fu Yilan In a certain time in a certain world, don't wear it back and forth, and be a cliché couple who fight because of the ten-year itch.

The more he looked down on things before, the more he wants things now, hey, let alone ten years, he has seen Fu Yilan's face, this body, referring to those who wear clothes and those who don't, and he has watched it for several cycles, and a cycle is a cycle of birth, old age, sickness and death , Look numb! !

Now it is completely understandable why someone would tell his beautiful wife that he is blind, that Fu Yilan is so handsome that even gods are jealous, but he has been looking at him for too long, and he no longer knows whether he is handsome or not! !

Chi Yan secretly poured the white wine into the vase, and poured half a glass of the takeaway Sprite himself. He sizzled happily, his eyes wandering around the banquet.

The representatives sent by the Federal Army enthusiastically promoted the national debt on the stage, asking them to have money to support the Federal Army's military expenses, and there was war on the front line.

The world background is complex.

Since he ended up dying on the battlefield, did he join the army later?

Is the protagonist Shou also at this banquet?

Thinking of the protagonist Shou, Chi Yan's eyes turned red with jealousy, omega, omega, he never thought of his fate with omega, it stopped at mathematics, physics and chemistry problems!

Chi Yan took a deep breath. Sure enough, there were a lot of pheromone smells covered by inhibitors, like assorted perfumes. I don't like it!

Back then, he fantasized that his pheromone was pearl milk tea flavor, and he was addicted to it as soon as he smelled it. Now, he doesn't care what flavor he is, alpha, boring!

The protagonist Shou didn't find any clues, and Chi Yan felt that he was not as good-looking as himself. There was no one who could be the protagonist at a glance, except for a tall, shining alpha, and now this alpha squeezed through the flattering crowd and walked towards him. Of course, no matter how shiny it is, it won't shine brighter than him, but he is physically shining!

Chi Yan rolled his big eyes, and immediately walked in the opposite direction. Fu Yilan relied on his long legs to overtake Chi Yan, and twisted Chi Yan's back collar. From the perspective of others, it was a love rival meeting. Wherever there is a space, I don't want to provoke Chi Yan, Fu Yilan came to "trouble" Chi Yan again, the dog-legged young master Fu dared not approach, and stood aside to eat melons.

Generally speaking, in front of Young Master Fu, Chi Yan is the one who suffers. Chi Yan is not very popular. It is interesting to see him suffer.

Fu Yilan ignored the people around him, and ruthlessly pushed away the faces smiling at him on the road, Bingshan was indifferent, but as soon as he grabbed Chi Yan, his eyes were immediately enthusiastic.

"Don't run away."

"Humph."

"Are you still angry?"

"Humph!"

Crowd eating melons: ...Why does this horse riding feel like flirting?