The little black dragon in the bat nest

"Passionately blackmail me, Carrie, I'll show you how to pretend and let you fly!"

Suddenly excited, Nid Hogg's ear tips and the slender dragon tail behind him instantly stood up, raised his claws and swayed wildly at Barton, his golden vertical pupils were full of excitement, and the whole dragon seemed to be wrapped in small golden stars, flashing and flashing For a moment, Bruce Wayne began to wonder if his dragon cub was really shining.

And Barton was also surrounded by Ned Hogg, and his mood of lamenting "being cheated again" disappeared in an instant.

With a shock, Barton was immediately assimilated by Ned Hogg and shouted: "Happy duo, let's join hands and kill that teammate!"

One person and one dragon looked at each other, smiled knowingly, and shouted in unison: "Wuhu, take off! Go down the canyon!"

Natasha, Steve, Tony, who are all stupid by the side: ? ? ?

As soon as he walked out of the laboratory, he heard Banner, who seemed to be crazy teammates yelling, as soon as he entered the door:? ? ?

The whole black lacquered bat has been completely sluggish in place, and the black is about to completely fade into gray Bruce Wayne:? ? ?

You two wake me up!Even the internet-addicted girls and internet-addicted teenagers are not as abnormal as the two of you!

When he came back to his senses, he realized what he had said: ...

It must not be me!That dragon cub must have cast a spell on me!It must be magic, yes, that's right, otherwise I wouldn't be retarded like that!It was this dragon cub that made me lame!

With a sob, he stretched out his hand and covered his face tremblingly. Barton didn't dare to look at the expressions of his teammates next to him. He just wanted to minimize his sense of existence.

It's best to be so small that everyone ignores him.

However, reality smiled at Barton and said "no" firmly.

"Fat Chirp, I think you need to add a computer game to your restricted list from today onwards besides desserts."

Feeling that he was the old father of the Avengers, Tony Stark sighed loudly: I have been worrying about this group of disobedient rebels all day... Uh, no, I can't be bald.It should be that the handsomeness index that is about to worry has dropped.

am i easyThis group of rebellious rebels is really hard to manage.

Hawkeye who just wants to die silently: ... No, Tony, please let me be beautiful alone at this time.

"Uh...Natasha, Barton is this?"

Dr. Banner, who was a few minutes late and couldn't keep up with the steps at all, just felt that he had missed the [-]-point plot, sitting next to Natasha with a coffee cup and a blank face, hoping that someone could give him a commentary.

"Oh, a neat little thing."

Glancing at the old partner's dejected appearance now, like a fat chirp with drooping feathers, who wished to bury his head in the fluffy fur, Natasha coughed and suppressed a smile on her lips, and then directed at him with a serious face. Banner gestured twice.

"This, that, and finally this."

Pointing to the depressed Barton, Natasha said seriously: "Do you understand?"

Banner: ...

Is this some new lock code or password inside the Avengers?Why don't I understand anything?

"Yes, that's it. Natasha summed it up very well."

In order to avoid tomorrow's news headlines "Avenger Hawkeye committed suicide by jumping from Stark Tower, what kind of sinful truth is hidden behind this?" ", Tony Stark followed Natasha without blinking to fool the honest people in the alliance.

At the same time, after finishing speaking, Tony Stark didn't forget to elbow Steve, and motioned him not to say anything.

Facing Banner's life-doubting expression, Steve felt his conscience ache: ...

"Well, Natasha is quite right."

In the end, Captain America closed his eyes and turned his head to sincerely apologize to Banner in his heart-teammates unanimously decided to say this, and I could only go with the team.

Banner: ? ? ?

Seeing that one of the few conscientious Steves in the team said so, Banner completely believed Natasha's words, and then fell into deep self-doubt.

’ Was it because I was in the lab so long that I lost touch with the team? '

Otherwise, why did he have a communication barrier with his teammates as a member of their team? !But also to communicate across channels, seriously disconnected!

Banner who feels like a fake Avenger: I must try to make up for it later.

I hope that there will not be too many code words developed by the alliance during this period.

Bruce Wayne, who was watching the Avengers entrap each other, was lost in thought.

'This is what Ah Fu mentioned before, the superhero alliance that can be considered to contact and establish friendly relations in the future? '

Let's see, what is the state of the Avengers on the scene now.

Banner who doubts life, Natasha who looks calm after doing something bad, Stark who helps threaten others and forms a group to do bad things, Captain America who seems to be forced to cheat the honest people with those people, buried his face on the sofa Barton, who was upright and pretended to be dead.

Bruce Wayne began to have doubts about the nature of the Avengers.

Is it serious to cooperate with such a group of unscrupulous superheroes?

After thinking for a while, Bruce Wayne gave up instantly and aggravated the idea of ​​dealing with this group of unreliable colleagues in the future-if they have different personalities, they are afraid that the friendship will not be established, and the fight will start first.

However, it is also a good thing that the attention of the Avengers has been diverted. For example... Ned Hogg is now lying not far from Bruce Wayne, within reach.

"Look at what I'm doing?!"

Ned Hogg, who noticed Bruce Wayne's sight, instantly blew his scales, stared at Bruce Wayne vigilantly, and warned: "The dragon is still angry now, human beings, let me tell you..." Before the dragon dies down, you'd better Don't be ungrateful, don't do anything to make the dragon angry!

Before he finished speaking, Nid Hogg saw his former owner smile at him, and then whispered a devil.

"Hei Zi, I don't think Ah Fu would like to see you addicted to games."

Bruce Wayne, who started to use cheating methods on his own dragon cubs and didn't feel any pity at all, looked at Ned Hogg with a smile, and at the same time added very sincerely: "Of course, I believe that the black boy is not bad in nature, Someone must have been abducted onto this crooked road."

"When I get home, I will definitely tell Ah Fu the specific situation."

Nid Hogg: Jo, Bruce, I haven't seen you for a few years and you have become so scheming!

Where's the once-innocent little sweet Brucie Baby?

Missing the little cutie he had lost in his heart, Ned Hogg looked at Bruce who seemed a little nervous and uneasy in front of him. Although he knew that he might be acting, but...

"Alright alright."

Nodding, Nid Hogg exhaled, and then said, "I'll talk about what you did before when I go back."

After all, dragons are the most cautious.

After finishing speaking, Nid Hogg looked at Tony Stark at the side, recalled his behavior of eating and drinking with him, hesitantly approached him, and whispered to Bruce.

"Bruce, that, do you have any money?"

Gotham's richest man, super rich, Bruce Baby: ?

Misunderstood for a moment, and thought that his dragon cub had no idea about the financial resources of the Wayne family. Bruce Wayne looked at the awkward Ned Hogg in front of him with a complicated expression, raised his hand and rubbed her head, Then he said solemnly: "Don't worry, the Wayne family is enough to support you."

So rest assured.

Nid Hogg: ?what are you saying?

"No, no, no, I mean, I spent a lot of money here for the short, rich and handsome, and I was really taken care of by him."

After all, dragons are not unconscionable, nor are they ignorant of other people's kindness to them. Tony Stark and a group of Avengers accompanied him to eat, drink, play, chat and enlighten him for free. Ned Hogg also remembered it. .

So, now that I want to leave Nid Hogg, I feel a little bit guilty-I always feel like an unscrupulous touch dragon who turned around and ran away after taking advantage of enough.

Bruce Wayne, who understood what Nid Hogg was saying, didn't care about it.

"Don't worry, leave this matter to me."

If it was something else, he might still hesitate, but money?

Oh, Wayne is poor and only has money left.

After the discussion, Bruce Wayne took Ned Hogg into his arms, and then turned to bid farewell to the Avengers.

Hearing these words, Barton immediately regained his spirits: Hey, that is the future mascot that I have suffered a ton of psychological damage and must be preserved!

If you take the mascot away now, will I be hit in vain soon?

Natasha:  …

The observant agent glanced at the Gotham baby in front of him, and found that although the other party had never held a child before, he was holding the dragon cub in a very strange posture, but the cautious attitude in his movements was obvious, and the meaning of cherishing could not be faked.

More importantly, Nid Hogg, she herself did not show any resistance, nestled in Bruce Wayne's arms with peace of mind, and looked very harmonious.

"Okay, take it away, take it away, take it away quickly."

Seeing that the dragon crutch failed, Tony Stark waved his hand very simply, with a look of disgust: "A little devil, take it away quickly, or I'm really afraid that she will tear down my Stark Tower."

"Tsk, hurry up, it gives me a headache to see you."

Bruce Wayne, who knew the meaning of Tony Stark's subtext, did not hesitate, said "Thank you for taking care of Hei Zai today" seriously, then turned around and left.

Ned Hoag stood up slightly and lay on Bruce Wayne's shoulder, looked at the Avengers, and waved his paw at them: "We will have a chance to play together again in the future!"

Such as playing games online, such as playing games online.

Or tease Fei Jiu together.

Just when Nid Hogg and Bruce Wayne were about to open the door to leave, the accident escalated.

The glass of the building shattered instantly, and a man in armor walked in with the sound of thunder.

"Hey my friends, miss me?"

Thor's forthright voice came to everyone's ears clearly, and Tony Stark looked at his lost hometown again, feeling the veins on his forehead dancing.

'Who did my building provoke?Whether it is a teammate or an enemy, you must attack my building! '

The author has something to say: Thor: My friend, I'm back!

Tony:  …

#But I want to send you back home#

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Good night! ! !

Meme Chirp