The little black dragon in the bat nest

"Ahhh-!"

Stark Tower, at five o'clock in the afternoon, the superhero named Hawkeye was lying on the keyboard, with a look of madness, and angrily accused the teammate sitting next to him: "This is already the first time. How many times? You betrayed me again!"

This "again" is very spiritual.

And as the protagonist who made Chaoying angry to the point of collapse, Ned Hogg held a lollipop in his mouth, the dragon tail dangling in mid-air, and a little guilt flashed through the golden vertical pupils.

"Ahem, Barton, don't be sad."

Squeezing out a few words dryly, Nid Hogg hadn't figured out what reason he should use to pull it off this time, when he saw that the righteous master who had been mistreated was staring at him with bitter hatred on his face, All the reasons used before were picked up.

"Last time, you said you brought the wrong talent, okay, I admit it."

"Last time, you said that our team lacked magic damage in that game, and then you put out a damage outfit, okay, I admit it too."

"Last time, you said that the guy in front of you was the guy who didn't give you five kills in the previous fight. You want to avenge your revenge. Okay, I admit it again."

When it came to the end, Barton felt his voice trembling slightly: "But, as a human being, you can't give me this over and over again!"

"I chose ADC! Do you understand ADC? It is the output point of the team!!!"

Covering his face in pain, Barton felt like he was about to cry out: "What about you? You betrayed me and tricked me every time!"

"Cough, no."

Seeing Barton was so sad, Ned Hogg couldn't bear it no matter how thick-skinned he was, he scratched his cheek guiltyly and whispered: "Did I treat you as A (lure) D (bait) C?" ?”

"Are you raising me as an ADC? Are you raising me as a support?"

Barton felt a mouthful of old blood choked on the monkey's head and almost spit it out. Looking at the dragon cub in front of him, he complained tearfully: "Which ADC have you seen, you have to buy an eye to be in charge of the team's vision, and take on the responsibility of taking the big move and flashing to open the team?" Responsibility for giving away the head?!"

Damn, he's actually the assistant, right?

And in every game, every time this nasty bad dragon cub snatches other people's heads and dirty soldiers, in the end, he uses his own output equipment and dumps him eighteen blocks!In the end, the randomly matched teammates in the game persuaded him to buy spectacles as support.

This is outrageous! ! !Is there an assistant who feeds the ADC to get thinner and fatter? !It doesn't make sense at all!

Ned Hogg, who heard the accusation, fell silent.

Seeing this, Barton thought that the dragon cub had lost all his conscience. After feeling a little bit of comfort, he saw the other party raised his head to look at him, and said hesitantly, "But I'm not human."

Patton:?

Patton:!

"puff--"

A mouthful of old blood spewed out, and Barton, the superhero Hawkeye, a member of the Avengers, was declared dead.

Ned Hogg, who went out with a set of combo moves, broke the defense with a critical attack, and successfully harvested Barton's head, said: Ah... isn't it, isn't it?You are a superhero, is this all you can bear in your heart?

Barton, who has been out of his body: ...

Don't let anyone stop me, I will beat her even if I crawl back to cheat her body today!

Holding a cup of coffee, Tony walked out of the laboratory, looked at Fat Jiu with a ferocious expression, then looked at the poor little dragon cub who was chasing him all over the hall, and found a comfortable seat to sit. After coming down to watch the play leisurely, at the same time, I didn't forget to say "Come on Fat Chirp, she is still a child, don't go too far".

Before you said this to me, now I give it all back to you :)

Hearing this sentence, Barton felt breathless: ...

"That's right, the little dragon cub is still young, and his skin is tender, so it's best to pick it up and stew it in soup."

Barton, whose mentality was completely broken, smiled: Come, come, don't run, I'll give you a hot bath.

"Slightly slightly slightly! I already knew that you, a thick-browed and big-eyed guy, are very bad."

Ned Hogg stuck out his tongue and jumped up to the chandelier with a little strength in his legs, and Barton who jumped angrily said: "I admit that I was wrong, next time I let you play as an assistant, won't it be fine?" ?”

As for being so angry?

"Auxiliary? Hey, is this a matter of position?"

Barton laughed back angrily: "And are you sure you won't dance happier if I choose the support?"

Nid Hogg: Well, this...

"Come down quickly!"

Staring at the dragon cub above, Barton rolled up his sleeves: "Kids don't learn well all day long, I'm here to teach you today..."

The door was opened again, and Steve and Natasha looked up and saw Barton who was suspected of beating a child.

Steve:?

Natasha: ?

"You have such eagle eyes? Fat Jiu, I misread you!"

Natasha said with a heartbroken voice: "How did you get so hard to do something to such a cute child?"

Barton: ...

"Goodbye, I don't think I'm a good fit to be here."

Barton, who sank instantly, felt like a drowned chicken that had fallen into a cold ditch, and his heart felt cold: "I'm leaving."

"Where are you going?"

In line with the principle of caring for colleagues, Natasha asked one more question, and then saw Barton looking sadly at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, and said in a vicissitudes tone: "Trash can."

"I suddenly realized that the trash can is where I should be."

"That's a good way to go, don't send it off."

After confirming that the Fat Chick was just a routine monthly episode of showmanship, Natasha spoke decisively, then opened her arms to catch Ned Hogg who jumped down, and asked her in a low voice if she wanted something to eat.

Patton:?

That's it?This is your reaction?

It doesn't matter, I believe that the upright Captain America will not be so ruthless.

After comforting himself, Barton looked at Captain America expectantly, then saw him coughing, and asked after a moment of hesitation: "Do you need help?"

Patton: ...?

"Uh, I don't think there's anything around Stark Tower that fits your size..."

Before Steve finished speaking, he saw his colleague lying on the sofa beside him, straight as a dead body.

"Goodbye, let me die quietly."

"Xiao, the old Popsicle did a great job!"

Tony Stark, who has been watching the show until now, has rarely sent his own words of praise to Steve: "Finally, we have some of the good qualities of our Avengers."

Such as cheating teammates, such as cheating teammates, and cheating teammates.

Nid Hogg: Not bad, really good, your Avengers have the demeanor of our royal knights.

#Internal fighting is the theme, unanimity is almost non-existent externally; fishing at work is the norm, and occasionally you will be happy to kill the boss with a knife#

"Sir, Mr. Wayne is here to visit."

The moment the smart butler's voice ended, the door of Stark Tower was opened, and Gotham Baby walked in calmly.

"Oh, what are you doing here?"

Seeing his old enemy running to his own territory, Tony Stark curled his lips, and the raised buttocks fell back in an instant, and he did not forget to put on a chic posture, and said to Bruce Wayne unceremoniously: "If you are here to snatch someone from us, then I'm sorry, we Avengers will not give her to you, the granddaughter of Old Popsicle."

"Besides, this is Stark Tower, Gotham baby, you'd better restrain yourself."

After all, Tony Stark lifted his chin triumphantly, intending to look at his old enemy's face, but saw that the other party walked towards Natasha without even looking at him.

Tony Stark, who was sore from maintaining this seemingly unrestrained and domineering posture:? ? ?

Hello, friend, do you know the name of this building?

How dare you ignore me? !Ignoring Stark in Stark's Mansion? !

Turns out Bruce Wayne was going to ignore not only Tony Stark, but all the Avengers present.

Walking in front of the little girl he had glimpsed at the dinner party before, Bruce Wayne knelt down and looked at her, and at that moment he was sure that it was his dragon.

"...Hei Zi, I"

Pursing his lips, Bruce Wayne saw his own dragon snorted at him before he could say the complicated words, and then turned his head and lay in the arms of the red-haired agent.

"Don't know me, don't bother me."

Thinking of how this person sent her out neatly, Ned Hogg gritted his teeth, without even looking at Bruce Wayne, he smiled sweetly at Natasha: "Natasha, I can eat more sweets circle?"

Seeing the actions of a man and a dragon in front of him, the seasoned agent instantly understood the relationship between this visitor from Gotham and the dragon cub, but... what does that have to do with her?

Since it is his own dragon, why didn't Stark recognize it when he took the dragon away at first?Moreover, free competition to see who owns the dragon in the end.

Natasha, who had thought about this for a moment, smiled slightly, rubbed Ned Hogg's head affectionately, and said in a low voice, "Of course."

Although it was very clear that it was his own dragon throwing a tantrum, Bruce Wayne, who knew it was his fault, pinched the bridge of his nose and resigned himself to his fate, but when Ned Hogg was about to leave with the female agent in the Avengers He whispered: "Hei Zi, Ah Fu misses you very much."

When in doubt, find Ah Fu.

'Ah Fu? '

Nid Hogg's ears twitched, his eyes drooped, and he was a little troubled thinking that the butler might be waiting for him.

Seeing that the tactics were effective, Bruce Wayne chased after the victory and said: "He made a lot of cookies before he asked me to come here, saying that he made them specially for you."

Nid Hogg:!

Cookies!I haven't eaten for a long time!

"that……"

Nid Hogg hesitated for a moment, looked at the repentant Baby Bruce, and asked in a low voice, "Ah Fu?"

Seeing the show, Bruce Wayne immediately shook his head, and said with the attitude of taking a graduation certificate from the Drama Academy: "Ah Fu misses you very much." This is true.

"Even without seeing you..."

After a pause, Bruce Wayne didn't finish speaking, letting Ned Hogg on the opposite side make up his mind.

Seeing that the dragon cub that his family had finally abducted showed a shaken expression, Barton, who had been pretending to be dead, got up in a jerk, and subconsciously shouted: "Hey, do you want to continue to play black? Give me this as an ADC and you assist us. Get off the road!"

Ears pricked up in an instant, Ned Hogg turned his head abruptly, raised his paw and shouted excitedly: "I can, I can! Come on, come on, the passion will open the black and the bottom lane double row, I will take you to pretend to be X and let you fly!"

Bruce Wayne: ? ? ?

Wait, how did my dragon cub become so virtuous?

Is this how you Avengers take care of my dragon?The children have been misled by you! ! !

Come home, you must come home today!

Otherwise, a good baby in my family will become an Internet addicted girl problem dragon!

The author has something to say: Hei Zi: Let’s play Hei, double row in the bottom lane, and watch my c-position show off the audience!

Barton: I paid too much for this league (choked up)

Others: We will remember you, Fat Jiu.

Bruce Baby: ? ? ?

my dragon! !

#Screaming Bats That Can’t Be Described in Words#

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Good night! ! !

Meme Chirp