I'm Knotweed, I called the police

"……thanks."

Although thousands of thoughts were churning in his heart, Yoshino Junpei finally said that.

"If you really want to thank me, how about treating me to a movie?"

Knotabagi Yu's gaze fell on the disc in his hand, probably understanding that he likes watching movies.

It is familiar territory!

The young man suddenly blushed, and nervously agreed: "Okay...Okay, what do you want to see?"

She didn't pay attention, she mentioned the person on the ground and threw it out of the door, and began to sweep the floor: "You can choose, I probably want tonight, please send it to me after you have chosen."

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A young man with a second woman besides his mother appeared in the contacts, almost picked up the wrong thing, and even tripped over a shelf.

After cleaning the scene, the knotweed helped him up quickly: "Are you hungry? What do you want for dinner, I can treat you~"

Junpei didn't deny it: "Ah... I might have to go back to eat."

"Oh oh, parent buff." She reached out and touched her mouth. Her healthy pink nails pressed against her plump and moist lips, making people unable to take their eyes off her. "But I have been exercising outside for a long time. Yes. If Auntie doesn't mind if I can eat, can you bring me a bite of rice? I'll go to the street to buy some side dishes later."

Yoshino Junpei immediately became nervous again, but he couldn't say no to it at all, so he said, "Then I'll call my mother."

Knotweed Youren was inside and also called Knotweed Youren.

"Hey Yuren, where have you been?"

"Ah... haven't left the school yet. The school is too far away from the urban area, and we are too embarrassed to ask Mr. Yidizhi to pick us up when we go out to play, so I asked Mr. Wujo to borrow a car, and now I am looking for his car keys."

Yuzu Yujin took a look at Fu Heihui, who was getting more and more irritable when he took out sweets and various car keys from various strange corners from time to time, shook his head and said: "It may take a while, but I will definitely arrive at eight o'clock. I really can't let it go." It’s okay for the bird in Fuhei to give me a ride.”

Hu Zhangyou was very shocked: "Does Teacher Wutiao have a car?"

She thought that the only way for the other party to leave the school was to call Yizhizhi and teleport anytime and anywhere.

"To be honest, I was also shocked." Hirohito Katsudagi looked at the keys of several luxury cars on the table, and made a voice of envy, "Damn—he actually has so many cars, even if he doesn't open them, he still keeps the car keys everywhere Randomly placed! He also told Hui that there was only one car parked in Gaozhuan, but I couldn’t remember which one it was.”

"Damn it." Nagasaki Ye Qianwei, who was sitting by the table, patted the table angrily, "He really is that kind of evil rich man, he was so stingy before."

Yumeno Hisaku frowned: "In the end, you just want to see us disappointed, right? You're such a wicked adult."

"Hahaha~" Polygonum cuspidatum smiled, suddenly realized something, and asked, "Ah, are you all coming over?"

Yuhito: "Because I was disturbed by the Kyoto school during the training today, they also want to come out to change their mood, um... If it's the new classmate you want to introduce, sister, it's okay for them to be together, right?"

She: "It's okay, I invite you to watch a movie together. Is the nine o'clock show okay?"

I just promised to invite them to come out to play, but because the two parties couldn't arrange the time together, it never came true.

Yuren: "Okay!"

Yoshino Junpei, who didn't know that the two of them were not the only ones watching the movie, was teased by his mother, and it took a long time outside to blow the wind to relieve it, and when he came back, he took her to the nearby streets.

After shopping for about half an hour, he was at a loss as he carried the big and small bags: "There's no need to buy so much, right?"

Polygonum cuspidatum: "Because you recommended it, so I want to try it, and I can eat it very well, so you don't have to worry about not being able to finish it."

Yoshino Junpei: "Oh."

Then he couldn't help buying a lot of what he thought was delicious.

"Hiss—" Polygonum cuspidatum took a deep breath, "I really can't finish eating now."

Both of them had their hands full, and she couldn't finish so much even if she ate five bowls in one meal.

In the past, it was equivalent to a virtual paper person who couldn’t eat whatever she wanted, but now she is a human (?), according to the system, her body is completely integrated with Su Nuo’s fingers. She kept the human indicators.

Junpei: "You can take it home to eat, because thank you very much!"

It is no exaggeration to say that her appearance made him feel that he was not so hopeless.

I also feel that the world and the future are not so bad.

"Well, okay." She took out a bunch of hot barbecue and stuffed it into her mouth, and asked while eating, "Do you have any plans for the future?"

Yoshino Junpei's idea is very simple: "I don't care about other things, the main thing is to live a good life with my mother."

She: "Do you want to go to a college to study? If your parents are ordinary people, there will be extra protection measures."

Although Mr. Xia You is kind, he doesn't care about ordinary people at all, and it can even be said to be hostile.

Junpei is indeed not suitable for their Panxing sect.

"Huh?" The boy was shocked by her proposal, "Can I?"

Curse master groups like the Panxing Sect don't care that he used to follow the curse spirit, but the high school will definitely not accept him, right?

It would be nice not to kill him.

"Teacher Wutiao is a very nice person." After she finished speaking, she felt that such a description was a bit strange, and added, "It just looks inconspicuous, but it is actually very strong, very responsible, and very protective."

It was difficult for Yoshino Junpei to connect the person she was talking about with the "strongest" he knew: "Didn't it mean that he is a man who even thinks that the curse spirit is extremely bad, and wants to run away when he sees it?"

"Don't believe the nonsense of the curse spirit, and we have to peel off the appearance to see the essence. Teacher Wutiao is essentially..." The latter words were a bit against her will, and she didn't say it.

It's really bad. After listening to Mr. Xia You scold Teacher Wutiao for a long time, and she has also heard a lot of the other party's bad history, she can no longer praise Teacher Wutiao with her eyes closed like before.

Yoshino Junpei looked at her with some doubts.

"Anyway, being a teacher's student is not bad!" She said affirmatively, and followed him to his house.

"To be honest, when I heard that Junpei was going to bring a girl home for dinner, I was already taken aback. After seeing you, I was even more surprised."

Knotweed Yu handed over the bought gift, very confident: "Don't be surprised, I'm good at making friends with all kinds of people!"

"Is autocracy autistic?"

"Hey, is it okay to say that about your son? And he hasn't reached the level of autism yet, right?"

"Because he usually looks like he doesn't want to talk. In my case, he is an autistic child."

As soon as the two met and said a few words, they laughed very happily.

Only Junpei was speechless.

Shunping's mother is as beautiful and handsome as Yu Zhang Yu remembers, not a housewife at all.

But I love my son very much.

After dinner and washing the dishes, Polygonum cuspidatum couldn't help but invite her to watch a movie with her.

Nagi Yoshino looked at the little girl who was sincerely invited, and then at the stunned son, and laughed and drank the last can of wine: "You young people just go and see, I want to rest early."

"Okay." Knotweed hung her head in disappointment, and was rubbed mercilessly by the other party. She hugged her head and took two steps back. She said angrily, "Then go to bed early, we're leaving first."

Let the other idle singles in the church come over to protect Auntie later.

Tokyo should be pretty safe right now.

The movie Yoshino Junhei chose was a Superman movie that he was familiar with and could discuss from various aspects. When he bought it, there was no one at all, which is normal for old movies that are replayed (still at [-] p.m.) .

He figured it would be just the two of them.

With nervousness and inexplicable excitement, he took the knotweed to the cinema.

Then I saw a large group of people at the door.

Well, four people.

But there are many, and they are all looking at the people around him.

He also turned his head stiffly, looking at the knotweed beside him.

"Surprise!" Polygonum cuspidatum clapped his palms with a cheerful tone, "These are the first grades that Mr. Wutiao is leading this year. Let you meet and get along with each other in advance."

Yoshino Junpei: "..."

"Sister——" the super cute Knotweed Yuren rushed over with the popcorn he bought, and turned to look at him, "Is this the new classmate!"

Yoshino Junpei was surprised by this: "Doesn't the teacher and the school need to agree to this kind of thing?"

The expressions of the students became strange.

Afterwards, Yumeno Hisaku, who realized that he had been manipulated, said, "After all, even I have been accepted."

Nagasaki Wild Rose: "Gojo-sensei will definitely be super happy."

Fu Heihui: "Teacher Wutiao is happy, so other things are not important to him."

Knotabagi Yuhito made a conclusion: "In short, as long as you are willing, this matter can be decided like this!"

Junpei: "..." It feels really unreliable.

Two knotweeds walked beside him, one on the left and one on the right. Except Yumeno Hisaku who tried to walk on the right side of the knotweed and bumped his head, everyone walked into the theater harmoniously.

Yoshino Junpei found that Yuzuki Yuhito has almost the same personality as his sister, and is good at making friends with all kinds of people. He also has many common views with him on movies, and the views he put forward are also very interesting.

The three chatted speculatively.

After entering the screening hall, a group of people made an unfamiliar "wow" sound to the movie theater.

Nagasaki: "It's so big!"

It is a movie theater that does not exist in the countryside. Such a large space is only used to show movies.

Yumeno Hisaku: "One day I was taken to the cinema to watch a movie."

In the past, going out was like escaping from a lunatic asylum for a severely ill patient.

Only Fu Heihui was looking at the ticket seriously: "Ah...why did you buy the ticket for the first row?"

Polygonum cuspidatum looked back in confusion: "Is there any question?"

Yoshino Junpei: "Generally speaking, the middle position is the best viewing position."

So he bought the number [-] and [-] in the sixth row.

In this case, wouldn't it be that other people sat in the first row and only the two of them were in the back?

"It's not a big problem." Yuzu Yujin took the ticket from Fu Heihui's hand and put it in his pocket, "We are the only ones here anyway, rounding up means that we have contracted the whole theater! You can sit anywhere you want!"

His words were echoed by others.

Junpei: "..."

Before the official screening of the movie, several people decided on the location.

In the middle of the sixth row sit Knotaba Yuu, Yoshino Junpei, and Knotaba Yuhito.

In the middle of the fifth row sat Kuromegami, Yumeno Kusaku, and Kagizaki Arakami.

Yumeno Kusaku's proposal to sit next to Yuzu Yu was rejected.

Because then he would definitely talk to Yuu during the movie.

This is impolite and immoral behavior.

Poor Zhengtai was sitting among his classmates with his doll in his arms, exuding dark emotions.

It turned out that everyone was talking except him.

In particular, Nagasaki, who rejected his proposal, scolded the screenwriter the loudest.

The annoying freshman at the back was talking about the meaning of the screenwriter writing the characters to death in one, two, three, and four.

Death is death, where does the meaning come from, this guy just wants to talk to Yuu.

hateful!

It was also the first time for Yoshino Junpei to talk to someone while watching a movie.

He feels good, especially when ideas are validated, analyzed and refuted.

"Hey, did you two find out?" Knotabagi Yuhito suddenly said with a hint of panic, "The popcorn seems to have disappeared suddenly, is it one of you who ate it?"

Yoshino Junpei, who was holding popcorn, shook his head. The dinner was full, and Knotweed, who had hardly eaten popcorn, shook his head.

In the pitch-black cinema hall, everyone showed terrified expressions.

"I ate."

"It appeared! A ghost story about the voice of a seventh person appearing in a theater of six people!"

The three people in front of you jumped up in fright at the words of Knotabagi Youroto, and turned around to see that a certain people's teacher was hiding in the darkness in a black suit. At first glance, only silver-white hair was floating in the air.

Nagasaki, who took out his hammer, said, "What, it turned out to be Mr. Gojo. Why are you pretending to be a ghost?"

Afraid that his powers would not work on ghosts, Yumeno Hisaku nervously pulled off one of the doll's arms: "..."

The world of conjuration is doomed, really.

Fu Heihui put down his seal hand, with a cold expression: "Have you bought the ticket yet?"

Gojo Satoru hung his hand grabbing the popcorn behind the chair, crossed his legs, and said confidently, "Isn't it over? I just came in and sat down to see my new classmates."

Hui: "Hehe."

Gojo Satoru didn't care about the ridicule from his own son, and put his head between Knotaba Yuu and Yoshino Junpei enthusiastically, looked at him with eyes covered by blindfolds and said, "Come on, new classmate, show me your surgery."

Junpei opened his eyes wide in surprise: "Here?"

Gojo Satoru asked doubtfully, "Is the venue not big enough?"

"..."

Confirmed, not a serious teacher.

The melodious ending song sounded, and the list of actors was scrolling on the screen, and the white light floated in the black theater.

Huge white jellyfish floated in the air, glowing faintly.

Reminiscent of the frosty moonlight.

Yoshino Junpei: "This is my shikigami, Yodotsuki."

"It's so beautiful!" Said the knotweed and hugged the three glowing tentacles, "It's also very cold."

"Let go! It's poisonous!"

After Yoshino Junpei finished speaking, he found out in despair: After hearing his words, Kojou Hirohito and Gojo Satoru didn't stop their hands towards Yodoyue, even faster.

"The poison of mantra doesn't work for Yuuhito and me." After happily pasting the cold jellyfish, Yu Zhang Yu explained to Junpei.

Yoshino Junpei's expression did not relax at all, he stared, pointed at Gojo Satoru with shaking fingers and said, "He... what is he doing?"

Wutiao Wupa pulled out the thorns from Dianyue's tentacles, pierced himself without blinking, and then began to see stars in his eyes, and his figure was erratic.

Knotaba Yuu's tone also began to drift: "I'm... testing the toxicity of your shikigami."

Fu Heihui, who stretched out his hand to support Wujo Wu: "...In a sense, you and the knotweed that can connect to this guy's brain circuit are a bit scary."

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"Wow, this poison is very good! Paralyzing, hallucinogenic, it's a poison for the spirit." Gojo Satoru, who had closed his eyes peacefully for a second, suddenly stood up, wrapped his hands around Junpei's hand, and asked him expectantly, " Can the degree of toxicity be controlled?"

Junpei: "...still practicing."

The last one who taught him is gone, and he is not very interested in this now.

"I just like a little classmate like you who is still in the development stage." Gojo Satoru was even happier after hearing this, "Do you consider using it as a defense? I feel that its material blocks the magic power."

"It's over, aren't you leaving?"

The lights in the movie theater were turned on with a snap, and the staff members carrying the mop looked at the strange group of people with expressionless faces, suspecting that they were playing tricks.

Only now did everyone realize that it was in a public place, and all of them restrained their movements, stayed three meters away from Wujo Wu, and pretended not to know him.

A group of people walked out of the theater.

Send Yoshino Junpei home with parental buff first, and discuss with his mother about going to a high school by the way.

The pure male high school student who was half-footed on the edge of the magic world was dragged in by the famous big demon king of the magic world, and Knotaba Yu was behind them, walking side by side with Knotaba Yuhito.

Youren: "Speaking of which, sister, do you have a boyfriend?"

As soon as the words came out, everyone quietly pricked up their ears.

Hu Zhangyou thought of her little ancestor who was still waiting for her at home, her expression was stiff: "Why do you ask that?"

Youruhito: "Among the people who came from the Kyoto school today, there is a person named Todo Aoi. He told me that he fell in love with you at first sight at the exchange meeting last year, and hoped that I would give him your contact information."

Hu Zhangyou's scalp tingled when he heard it, and asked nervously, "And then?"

Fu Heihui: "Then Youren told him to get out, and he beat Youren up."

Youren's tone was particularly sad and indignant: "He still hit me on the head."

Yuu: "It's too much! Getting the head on will affect your IQ!"

Youren: "That's it!"

Nazaki leaned over: "So sister Yu, do you have a boyfriend?"

"...No." Polygonum cuspidatum said firmly, "I don't want to fall in love."

Those are none of her business, she will never be responsible for the non-existent memories! ! !

Nagasaki: "Well said, beautiful women don't need to be in love!"

The atmosphere became cheerful again for a while, and only they knew why they were happy.

Gojo Satoru suddenly turned around.

Knotweed You, who was brought into his shadow, suddenly felt that something was wrong.

Gojo Satoru: "You participated in last year's exchange meeting, did you represent our Tokyo school?"

Knotweed:! ! !

"I just said why every time I see you, I always feel that you should be my student, and indeed you are my student."

After a certain teacher finished speaking fluently and illogically, the alarm bell in his heart was full of knots and he said loudly: "Please stop imagining, I am Mr. Xia You's disciple now, really!"

"Really?" He smiled confidently, took out a flyer from his pocket and handed it to her.

The knotweed spread out suspiciously, and almost left this beautiful world in place after seeing the content on it.

She saw her high-definition bust photo printed on it, with the words "Please contact the Port Mafia if you see this person" written in big bold characters. She didn't dare to count how many zeros there were in that bounty.

This photo is still her most recent photo. She was looking up at the street surveillance at that time.

Think carefully.

Gojo Satoru took out a pen from his pocket, crossed out the words "Port Mafia" and changed it to "Tokyo Metropolitan College of Magic and Magic".

"do you understand me?"

Hu Zhangyou thought about Mr. Xia You who was far away in the capital, and also thought about the unsafe Panxing Sect, and nodded knowingly: "I understand, good evening, Teacher Wutiao."

sorry!She will definitely go back before Mr. Xia You comes back!