I'm Knotweed, I called the police

Tokyo is just that big, and there are only a few projects that artisans are engaged in.

Others may not be able to catch Xia Youjie, but Wujo Wu cannot miss him.

It's just inertia pretending to be blind.

They often fought when they were students, but they never fought again after they became adults.

Unless Xia Youjie did something too extreme and forced him to kill the opponent, he thought he would not attack the opponent.

At this time, Wujo Satoru decided to withdraw the above thought.

It's fine because this guy quietly stole his students, but when he bumped into him on the spot, she still had an expression that I couldn't stand because she was so enthusiastic, and she didn't feel any guilt towards him.

Other than him, the moods of the other people present were also very complicated.

Gou Juanji hadn't been happy for a long time that he could obtain the status of an upright magician, but he was horrified to find that his teacher actually wanted to force him to dress up as a woman.

Fu Heihui thought to himself that after so many years, Gojo Satoru has finally turned from a childish ghost to a pervert.

Zenyuan Maki's complicated mood comes from the fact that she thought that the missing Knotweed Yuu had run away with another man, and there was more than one girl beside him.

She took a few glances at the other party and realized something was wrong, and asked, "Where's Qiqi?"

The already dumbfounded Polygonum cuspidatum was even more dumbfounded, and denied it categorically: "I don't know Qiqi."

The system that came out of nowhere suddenly hugged her thigh, crying loudly: "You can go out with a man without me, but now you don't even dare to admit my existence?"

Fu Heihui and Gou Juanji's pupils quaked directly, looked at the white-haired and blue-eyed, extremely poor little Zhengtai in disbelief, and then looked at Wujo Satoru in disbelief.

Gojo Satoru was more shameless, he directly pointed at Xia Youjie and scolded him: "Xia Youjie, you are so shameless, you are so disgusting, you even stole my friend's wife and children, and now you dance in front of me gone."

The expression of his true feelings shocked even the knotweed.

People around all cast gossiping eyes, the burning eyes made Hu Zhangyou let go of Xia Youjie's hand in a panic, and took a step aside.

In the eyes of others, this action is completely trying to cover up.

Immediately, various exaggerated discussions and speculations spread from the crowd.

"I really didn't realize that the little girl is already the mother of such a big child."

"The little girl is very lucky, these two men look very handsome and have a great figure."

"The man with the flower tattoo on his arm is called Yan Fubuqian, and there are three beautiful girls surrounding him."

"That man doesn't look like a good person, and it doesn't seem very surprising that he did something like stealing a friend's wife."

……

Xia Youjie, who has excellent hearing, once again confirmed that he would never be able to reconcile with the monkey, and sneered at Gojo Wu: "Do you have a wife and children, don't you have any points in your mind?"

Others may misunderstand, Wutiao Wu, can you have a wife and children just by dreaming?

Wujo Wu was confident: "Then you ask others, if this is not my wife and child, can it be yours?"

Xia Youjie: "..."

He stared at the system that suddenly came out to make trouble with a terrifying look.

The system immediately let go of Hu Zhangyou's thigh, turned to hug Xia Youjie's thigh, and shouted: "Xia Youjie is my father, my new father, it doesn't matter who my father was before..."

The knotweed was so angry that when he stretched out his hand to tear him off Xia Youjie's leg, it was just a punch and kick.

The onlookers heard the system's pitiful screams and tried to persuade her.

"Oh, children just speak more bluntly, and children's words are not taboo."

"Your son is talking to you, so there's no need to beat him, right?"

"You can do anything with such a cute child, how can you have such a cruel mother?"

……

The hand raised high can no longer be lowered.

Knotweed left everyone behind and fled the scene at a speed of 100 meters in three seconds.

Xia Youjie and Wujo Wu chased after him at the same time.

Several teenage boys and girls looked at each other and smiled awkwardly.

Although curse masters are not in company with conjurers, their guardians seem to say that they are each other's friends just now.

Although there seems to be some amazing inside story about a friend's wife being particularly sweet in the middle, the child seems innocent.

They took a look at the unscathed system, and their pride was palpable.

Crossed out the above sentence.

Whoever is innocent, it is impossible for this little bastard to be innocent.

Standing in the narrow and empty alley, Hu Zhangyou has deep doubts about his life.

If she committed a heinous crime in her previous life, she should be punished by the law instead of being bound by such a system that is keen on bloody plots, and she should not be allowed to meet some strange people casually.

The man in front of her who looked exactly like Mr. Xia You, but with sutures on his forehead, directly shocked her for 100 years.

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Fake summer oil was originally on its way to Shibuya.

Walking and walking suddenly came to the streets of Shinjuku.

When I looked up, I saw the door of the store more than a year ago, and when I lowered my head, I spit out a mouthful of blood.

A long-lost, without warning, strong sense of death crisis hit my heart.

He used a special magic tool to cover up the secrets on his body, and put himself in a state of dying, so that he barely had the ability to move.

Then I contacted some downlines and found that some things were different from his previous layout.

In this timeline, he didn't make much fanfare, expending manpower and material resources to chase and kill a person, but he didn't even cut off the other person's hair.

Things show that this is a different world from the one he lives in.

Then his sense of death is because a world is not compatible with two identical people.

There are two choices before him: one, find a way to return to his own world; the other, kill himself in this world.

He first chooses to connect with himself in this world.

With Xia Youjie's body and technique he used, the opponent would definitely accept him.

Then he learned that in addition to Knotaba Yuhito, he also had a daughter named Katsuobu Yuu, who had grown far beyond expectations, was very rebellious, and had a certain understanding of his plan, and had a similar relationship with Gojo Satoru. son.

That child has six eyes.

It seems that it is indeed necessary to kill both of them.

"Then let me meet our lovely daughter for a while." He said to his other self with a smile on his face.

And the other one had a weird expression on his face, but soon put on the same smile as him and said, "Good luck."

When Fake Xiayou found Polygonum cuspidatum, he seemed to be running away for something, and ran so fast that he ran to a remote alley before stopping to breathe heavily.

A look of undecided shock.

He calmly walked in with easy steps, and said in a gentle and loving tone, "Your name is Yu, right?"

Although this girl is said to be older than Knotabagi Yuhito, but the facial features of the two are very similar, and the hair color is exactly the same, and there is something weird about their lives.

According to calculations, the mother of the knotweed Youren was not married to the father of the knotweed Youren when the knotweed was born.

Considering his situation, he thought of some possibility.

If it was true, it would be all the more necessary for her to die.

Fake Xia You, who arranged for the other party's life and death in his heart, suffered a head-on blow.

Hu Zhangyou punched fake Xia You hard in the face, sending him ten meters away.

Although the basic magic power she had just learned from Teacher Xia You was simple, it brought her a qualitative improvement. Her punch broke through the opponent's magic power defense and hit the fake Xia You in the face.

Fake Xiayou felt that his brain was buzzing, and he didn't need to go to the hospital for an examination to know that it was a concussion. He covered his face, shook his head, and when he opened his eyes to look at the other party, he could only see a blurred double image.

He pointed at the knotweed with trembling fingers: "You..."

"what are you?!"

There was a terrified voice from the other side.

Xia Youjie looked at a handsome man whose features were vaguely recognizable on his bruised and swollen face, and his hands trembled.

Gojo Satoru let out an untimely surprise: "Jie, this person looks exactly like you!"

"It's different! It's completely different!!" He raised his voice, refusing to face reality.

Gojo Satoru shook his head, firm in his point of view: "Exactly the same, except for a seam in the brain, even the composition of the mantra is the same as yours."

Xia Youjie clenched his fists tightly, with a monstrous killing intent in his heart.

Fake Xiayou found that things were going very wrong, and immediately tried to run away with oil on the soles of his feet.

Before he ran 50 meters, Gojo Satoru held his shoulder in a "friendly" way, and when he turned around, he saw the other party taking off his sunglasses and smiling brightly: "Where are you going? We met by such a coincidence, why don't we chat together? "

As an evil curse master who has lived for more than 1000 years, Ronso always has many ways to escape from danger.

But that doesn't include running away from Wujo Wu and Xia Youjie at the same time.

Not to mention that there is another Knotweed You who seems to know a lot about him.

He was tied up by a special magic spirit, Xia Youjie stood ten meters away from him, still unwilling to face reality, Gojo Wu lively and cheerfully described in Xia Youjie's ear how similar the two of them really are .

Xia Youjie told Wujo Wu to get out of here.

Gojo Satoru: "If you say that, I will take you back to the high school."

Suddenly remembered that he was a conjurer and the other party was a wanted traitor.

Xia Youjie rolled up his sleeves, revealing his strong muscles and hideous tattoos: "Let's fight."

Fake Xiayou's eyes lit up, feeling that his chance had come.

"The way you dress up makes me think that you went to gangsters after you defected, no way, no way?" Wu Tiao Wu seemed to want to fight Xia Youjie, but suddenly pulled the fake Xia You by the collar and killed him. The curse spirit, "It's terrible, this person can still be manipulated by the curse spirit~"

Xia Youjie turned around and looked at the fake Xia You quietly for a while: "I hope to hear some more happy news from you later."

The group finally found an uninhabited woods and stopped, planning to interrogate on the spot.

Polygonum cuspidatum called the system and told him to roll over and explain.

The system landed with a lot of snacks bought by Fu Heihui and the others, and sat down on a small bench.

The arrogance of his attitude is eye-catching.

Knotweed slapped him on the head with a slap: "Please explain to me, who is this?"

The system opened its mouth and said a fatal answer: "Your mother is wearing Xia Youjie's shell."

Gojo Satoru looked back tactically: "Wow - interpersonal relationships suddenly become complicated!"

Xia Youjie pinched the fake Xia You's neck until it creaked, and couldn't help saying with a grim expression, "What did you say?"

Hu Zhangyou opened his mouth, feeling like he had to expose his family ugliness and fell into a strange Shura field, and finally he just said weakly: "What are you talking about? Isn't Mr. Xia You here well?"

The system calmly unwrapped a bag of marshmallows, and Wujo Wutiao grabbed a handful of them unceremoniously, and the two of them pulled each other's hair.

"Bastard, you even snatched the children's cotton candy!"

"You used my face to trick my students into buying it for you, of course it's mine."

……

Xia Youjie punched a big tree nearby: "Be serious!"

Gojo Satoru took two packs of snacks and stood on the other side of the knotweed, looking like he was not like a child.

The system took two bites of the marshmallow viciously, and said indifferently, "Is it Xia Youjie's body? Can't you tell the difference?"

Xia Youjie looked at the thing with a bruised nose and swollen face in his hand, and felt the same spell as himself, turning his face away in pain.

Knotweed Yu: "So why is this happening?"

"Didn't I say before that something big happened when I repaired the world. It was him." The system whispered, and cleverly put an energy shield on itself.

"He was accidentally copied from the original world line. The simple explanation is that after Xia Youjie's death, he occupied his body in the same way he occupied your mother's body, and then continued to do bad things."

Because it was a technical error and he had a big head, he was spoiled directly.

Anyway, no matter how the new world line here develops, it is impossible for the people here to steal Xia Youjie's body.

Hu Zhangyou suddenly had a glimmer of hope: "So he is not my mother, but just occupied my mother's body?"

The system ruthlessly shattered her fantasy: "You were conceived by him, born by him. Otherwise, where do you think your physique that is different from ordinary people comes from?"

Knotweed Yu also looked away in pain.

Gojo Wu looked at Fake Xiayou, then at Knotweed, then at Xia Youjie, and turned his eyes back to Fake Xiayou, with a sense of admiration: "Amazing."

Xia Youjie resisted the urge to cut off the fake's neck, and asked in a subdued tone: "Why can he steal my body?"

"Because of him." The system pointed at Gojo Satoru.

Gojo Satoru pointed at himself: "Me?"

System: "Yes, it was you who didn't have Xia Youjie's body disposed of or cremated after killing Xia Youjie, so that this person could take advantage of him."

Xia Youjie was silent.

He did have the idea of ​​letting Gojo Satoru finish him off.

But if that's what awaits him, he'd rather be alive.

Now his mind is full of the system's phrase "Your mother in Xia Youjie's shell", he has an urge to bury everyone present, including himself.

Yu Zhang patted him on the shoulder to show comfort, stared fiercely at the system and said, "What's the solution?"

"He belongs to the future timeline, you can't kill him. So there are only two options: one, let him in this world kill him; second, kill him after his timeline arrives."

According to the independence of the soul, only one can live between two threads.

But his state is very special, so the time is extended.

Xia Youjie closed his eyes, cut off the opponent's neck, opened his eyes again and asked the system, "What are you?"

The system proudly puffed out his chest: "I am God."

It is too troublesome to explain his origin, anyway, he is indeed regarded as the highest high god in this world now, and it is true to say so.

He twitched the corner of his mouth: "So it's better to destroy the world."

The clock struck midnight exactly.

Everything in front of him disappeared, and Xia Youjie, who returned to his residence, opened the window, lit a cigarette, and didn't know how to face this fucking world.