I'm Knotweed, I called the police

Knotweed suspected that the system secretly gave her some kind of Marysu halo or something, because when she woke up on Sunday morning, she saw Nanako Mimiko and Xia Youjie in her contacts.

Could it be that the dividing line of favorability is not [-] but [-]?

Hey... It's not a good practice to use data to analyze.Forget it, it's not a big problem, none of them are stuffed into non-existent problems, and they shouldn't make too strange moves.

Being mentally prepared, she kicked the system off the bed as usual, then got up to wash up, and planned to go out for morning exercises.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw two sisters, Nanako and Nanako, each carrying a tray with the breakfast they made early in the morning. They looked at her pitifully and said, "We can have breakfast with you in your room." ?"

She tilted her head and turned sideways: "Come in."

During breakfast, the two sisters hesitated and expressed their hope that she could cure Master Xia You of his heart disease for many years.

What was wrong with Xia Youjie was obvious to all, but everyone felt that they were helpless, and they didn't know how to bring back a person who had extreme thinking and could not turn back.

Because he was too powerful, and because they themselves were too extreme.

The appearance of Polygonum cuspidatum gave them hope.

"Do I look that good?"

Polygonum cuspidatum pointed at himself, feeling very puzzled.

She's not a psychiatrist either.

"Uh-huh!"

The two of them nodded vigorously, and Mimiko added: "Although You have only been here for a few days, Master Xia You's mood has eased a lot, and our mood has also improved a lot!"

This is the power of sunlight to heal beautiful girls!

"Okay, then let's discuss the causes and manifestations of Mr. Xia You's heart disease." Hu Zhangyou urgently opened the search, trying to learn some psychological knowledge temporarily.

The two sisters were at a loss: "What?"

She was silent for a while and said, "That's what you think is wrong."

Now I can only hope that the three of them don't treat Mr. Xia You to depression.

"Hmm..." Nanako tentatively said after careful consideration, "He said nine years ago that he would change the name of the Panxing Sect, but it still doesn't count?"

Polygonum cuspidatum tentatively asked: "Maybe this is the anxiety caused by naming Fei?"

Mimiko also added: "Master Xia You calls ordinary people monkeys, it feels like she has been stimulated, and she looks like 'I can never reconcile with monkeys' all day long."

Polygonum cuspidatum continued to ask tentatively: "Is this being bullied by ordinary people who call themselves monkeys?"

After speaking, I shook my head, thinking that this guess was a bit ridiculous.

The two sisters: "It's absolutely impossible! Mr. Xia You is number one in the world! Absolutely no one can bully him!"

Xia Youjie stood at the door listening for a while, then left silently.

He felt that it was better for him not to understand the strange stereotypes girls had about him.

"So, Mr. Xia You became like this because the person he always wanted to save was not worth saving, and the person he really wanted to save died and was stimulated?"

After a messy discussion, Knotweed Yu strangely gave the correct answer.

Nanako and Mimiko suddenly realized, and nodded their heads: "That's right, that's it."

"Then what we should do next is..." She shook her fingers, her tone affirmative, "Let Mr. Xia You feel the gratitude and love of those of us who have been rescued by him!"

Two sisters: "Well said!!!"

Xia Youjie, who came back from his work, didn't show any emotion on his face, secretly guessing in his heart what kind of treatment he would get.

A sumptuous meal, a warm hug or a passionate confession?

No, it was stuffed into the cloakroom to change clothes.

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Xia Youjie, who suddenly understood what Hu Zhangyou was feeling at the time, felt like a doll carefully inspected the clothes, for fear that he might get caught too.

Fortunately, they still have a certain awe of him, these are ordinary casual clothes.White vest, leather jacket with frayed edges and cropped trousers.

Except that the V-neck of the vest is a little low, and the waist of the pants is also a little low.

The problem is not big.

After changing his clothes, he opened the door and took a step out, and he started to flinch.

On the one hand, the girl's eyes were too scorching. The main reason was that he saw a pair of paints on the table, and the air still smelled of potion.

If you guessed right, it was to greet him.

Nanako excitedly lowered her voice and said to Polygonum cuspidatum: "How about it! Let me just say that Mrs. Xia You has a good figure! It's just that you can't see it when you wear monk robes."

Hu Zhangyou also lowered his voice and said excitedly: "Really! I didn't expect Mr. Xia You to be handsome, but he actually has such a good figure! Wow, those muscles look awesome, and I'm sure his physical skills are also superb."

Who doesn't like a handsome guy with a good figure, if she didn't have respect for him, she would whistle on the spot.

Mimiko: "Excellent, invincible, no one can beat Master Xiayou!"

The atmosphere on their side suddenly became hot, and Xia Youjie blushed from embarrassment when he heard it, coughed twice against his lips and said, "It's almost done."

The three little girls restrained their nympho expressions, whispered for a while and then pushed each other. In the end, Hu Zhangyou was not able to defeat the twins' attack. He walked over, clenched his fists, and looked up at Xia Youjie: "Also There is something I hope you can agree to."

Xia Youjie wanted to refuse without asking, but he said honestly, "Tell me."

"It's like this." Yu Zhang mustered up his courage, and began to talk nonsense, "I just learned how to do one-time tattoos. Nanako and Mimiko don't want me to try it. Can I try it on your body? If it is painted Not pretty, I can wash it off right away."

"..." Xia Youjie's expression of refusal turned into a compromise after staring at her for ten seconds, "Is it a one-off?"

She patted her chest and promised: "It's a one-off, a one-off, it won't last long!"

Him: "Okay."

Anyway, I usually wear tight clothes outside, and tattoos, as long as they are not too ugly or weird, it's okay to be seen.

Then he was pushed down on the sofa by three girls with their shirts removed, staring blankly at the white ceiling, and heard them flipping through the albums and discussing excitedly.

Nanako: "A blue dragon tattoo! Classics never go out of style."

Mimiko: "Is the tiger bad? Knotweed may not be able to draw a dragon, but it can definitely draw a tiger."

Knotweed: "I know everything, trust me!"

Nanako chooses all of them: "Then get a blue dragon on the left and a pink tiger on the right!"

Xia Youjie made a voice of rejection: "No pink."

"Pink is so cute, a real macho is not afraid of mere pink."

Before Nanako could finish her sentence, Xia Youjie suddenly sat up and stared at them, her dark purple and black pupils were full of danger, she was so frightened that she raised the album to cover her face.

Knotweed hurriedly eased the atmosphere: "Don't be nervous, we didn't buy pink dye, we can only paint in black."

Xia Youjie breathed a sigh of relief and lay back.

Xin Dao said that it is really not easy to raise a girl, she can't be beaten or scolded, and she will be played by the other party.

And when he thought that the stage of their discussion was enough to torture his spirit, he felt the sofa beside him sink, and someone's knee pressed against his waist.

Blinking his eyes, he saw Hu Zhang You was holding a needle-tube pen in his hand, staring at his body nervously.

He also tensed up, and his whole body was tense.

"Don't, don't be nervous." Knotabagi You didn't know whether she was comforting the other party or comforting herself, but after she finished speaking, she stabilized her mood a lot, rolled up a sleeve and propped it on his side and said, "I'm already I tried it on my body, and my level should be okay, if you are nervous, just look at my other hand."

Xia Youjie looked sideways and saw that she had tattooed roses with thorns coiling upwards and running black and white dogs on her arms. They were so lifelike and beautiful.

It also makes people want to lift up the clothes a little more to have a panoramic view.

He was a little lost in thought, and the knotweed took the opportunity to draw a manuscript on his shoulder.

The strange feeling brought by the hard pen tip falling on the relatively fragile skin can be barely tolerable, but as time goes by, the stimulation caused by the sweat dripping from her chin onto his chest makes him Couldn't help struggling a bit.

Knotweed was startled, and quickly said: "Don't move! I've been drawing for a long time, and I'm about to succeed, so please don't move! Please bear with me if you feel uncomfortable, I will take it easy."

The other party's begging tone with a faint cry and strange words made Xia Youjie freeze into a sculpture.

He slowly raised his other hand, bit his index finger joint, and began to pretend that he was a dead person.

Regret, that is, very regret.

It took only an hour and a half to draw the dragon, and the sweaty Polygonum cuspidatum stood up and moved his body, and said with some pain: "I don't want to draw dragons again."

It's too complicated. Although she is more able to control the charm because she has seen real dragons, just painting scales is a project that makes people bald.

Nanako and Mimiko gathered around, marveling at the green dragon on Xia Youjie's left arm, and even wanted to touch it.

Knotweed You stopped it in time: "The potion needs 10 minutes to disperse, so don't break it for me."

Xia Youjie, who was almost broken, had half an hour to calm down, and then he was pressed to draw a tiger on his right arm. This time, the movement of the tiger stick was quite smooth, and he finished the painting in one go. Afterwards, it was temporarily decided to paint the pattern of Yunsong on his waist.

Xia Youjie noticed something was wrong, opened his eyes, and saw that she had a paintbrush in her mouth and one in her hand, and she was operating on his waist with a smile on her face.

He closed his eyes again.

Finally, after everything was over, he was allowed to take a shower.

It was probably because he was afraid that the potion would not be able to wash him clean. By the time he finished his bath, it was already dark, but the girls were very determined to take him to the night street.

He nodded wearily, and rejected the long golden chain that Knotweed Yu handed over.

Knotweed hung it around his neck with regret, put on the sunglasses he bought, and went out with them in a cool girl leather jacket.

Nanako and Mimiko were dressed similarly to her, and the four of them stopped on the street, their social and middle school aura dissipated, and Xia Youjie felt ten years younger.

The two sisters took his arm and walked behind Hu Zhangyou for a while, and when they found something was wrong, they called him to stop.

Knotweed looked back blankly.

Mimiko waved to her, and after she walked over, she graciously took her hand and hung it in Xia Youjie's arm: "Come, let me hold it."

No one would dislike Master Xia You!nobody!

Knotweed: "Thank you then."

Then she naturally took him by the arm and continued to walk around.

Xia Youjie: It's just a pendant rack without emotion.

Gojo Satoru took the new students and Fu Heihui he had collected from various corners out for a stroll, only to bump into Xia Youjie head-on.

He looked at the young and lovely girls on the left and the right of the other party. The three of them surrounded Xia Youjie for shopping affectionately. That scene was so enviable.

He looked around himself again.

On the right is Maki, the Bawang Temple of the Women's High School, on the left is the bad boy Fu Heihui, and the dog curly chi who can only say the ingredients of rice balls.Everyone kept at least a meter away from him.

Gojo Satoru felt very sad.

So he patted the most well-behaved Goujuu on the shoulder and said, "Goujuu, go buy a women's dress and put it on."

Dog Roll: ? ! !

The other two: ? ? ?

Dog roll: "Dried bonito!!"

Gojo Satoru: "What? You like jk uniforms? Okay, buy it."

Fu Heihui resisted the urge to roll his eyes: "Senior Goujuan said no."

Gojo Satoru: "Okay, buy a set for Kei too."