Time is the butcher knife

Sort out what Sister Bischi said, and get rid of the coquettish and cute nonsense that made my skin crawl. To make a long story short, this is the case: she took a fancy to a beautiful gem that was said to make her fall in love at first sight without sleep and food, but unfortunately This gem was preempted by a local tyrant.The local tyrant announced that he would give this jewel to his future bride, and that he would hold a luxurious beauty contest here, and women of the right age between 26 and [-] were welcome to participate.For this reason, he did not hesitate to launch a money offensive, announcing all the assets under his name, to attract beautiful and outstanding money-digging women...

Of course, Big Sister Biski isn’t so mad that she wants me to participate in this kind of bride selection contest to help her win that bullshit gem, but here I have to mention another person, and this person is Anna, who is at odds with Big Sister Biski. big sister.Here I would like to re-introduce Sister Anna, especially her age!In fact, she was born only one day later than Big Sister Bi Siji, yes, the two of them were born in the same year, they are the same age!So sister Anna Yu is actually a dead old woman!The only difference is that one of them is Lolicon and the other is Yujiekong!The old Anna who is now forever 21 plans to lie about her age to participate in the competition, and after getting the gems, she kicks the unlucky local tyrant away and wanders the world with the gems.The 16-year-old old lady Bischi is not reconciled, because she is not old enough to compete to compete with Anna for gems.But she made it clear that even if the gem was destroyed, she would never let Anna take advantage of it.

All in all, this matter involved the eternal enemy, the old woman Anna, so the dead old woman Biskey was insane!She was really ashamed to ask me to sell my hue to help her get gems!And said that he would support me silently behind the scenes, hide in the dark and help me remove all obstacles, people block and kill Buddha block and kill Buddha!

"Damn old lady, are you crazy? I won't do this kind of fraudulent marriage!" I replied decisively and righteously.

"It's not a fraudulent marriage. As soon as I get the gem, I'll immediately create a counterfeit one, which is guaranteed to be a high-quality imitation that no one can see! Then you return the fake gem to him, and make up any reason to openly Just reject him! This is a society ruled by law, and local tyrants cannot force marriages."

"It's not just about cheating on marriage, it's cheating on marriage and money, robbing money and sex, it's too much!"

"Oh, Liya-chan, don't feel guilty. Think about it, is it normal for that local tyrant to hold such a beauty pageant to choose a wife? He must not be a good person, so he just borrowed this A chance to teach him a lesson! What a righteous thing this is!"

"Then go on your own. How can age stop you? Find a way to get a fake ID and write 20 years old on it!"

"No! He is always 16 years old!"

"What about your manners?"

"Please, Liya-chan," clenched her fists and pouted her mouth, "Think about how my sister dragged you up with shit and pee, and now it's just such a small request..."

"Is there such a thing? Why can't I remember! Please don't make up your own mind about things that haven't happened!"

"Li Yachan, you are so cruel... Think about how kind my sister was to you before, and I would leave all the good-looking magazines for you to read..." Continue to act cute.

"Please shut up."

"Think about how much my sister worked so hard to train you... Now it's rare to ask you to do such a small favor, and you don't want to. It hurts my heart too much. The world is so indifferent. Why should I Alive?" He cried, made trouble, and hanged himself.

"...You are enough, I know, I promise you." I really had enough, and I briefly recalled that I have helped her do such unreliable things no less than ten times in the past ten years.Back then, I was so stupid that I was so grateful because the dead old woman was willing to train me!

So now I'm standing at a rich man's blind date, oh no, it's the registration site for a beauty contest.The person at the registration desk looked me over from head to toe, then rolled his eyes and said to me, "Why don't you come here in a skirt?"

"...I'm walking in a neutral wind."

The aunt at the registration office gave another "tsk" and said, "Didn't you read the entry agreement? The height of the woman is required to be between 165-175, the weight within 100, the three-dimensional 100, 60, 90, the deviation should not exceed 3 centimeters, and the shoe size should be the same. More than 235, at the end it is clearly stated that the clothes are ladylike and the behavior is elegant. We don't welcome tomboys here!"

Tomboy... Tomboy... Tomboy... In an infinite loop...

Even if I don't charge me, is it necessary to attack me personally?Immediately, I felt a raging fire ignited in my chest, wishing to smash this shit beauty pageant to pieces!

"Don't smash it, Lia!" Bisji stopped me at a critical moment, "If you smash it, you won't get the gem!"

In the end, I was dragged to a nearby clothing store by Bisquick with a bag of anger, and I became completely new under her elaborate dress.Standing in front of the mirror, I said to her: "Sister, don't you think it's too young for a person my age to dress like this? The rabbit's head on the dress is bigger than mine, and there is this lace bow hair The belt is too exaggerated, it feels like a maid PLAY."

"This is so cute, the beauty of lolita is the purest aesthetics in the world, but not everyone can dress up as a lolita! You have to thank your cheap parents who don't know where you are for giving you this kind of childlike giant /Genes of milk..."

"Cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough..." I couldn't help coughing violently, feeling that I came here to be humiliated!

I feel so ashamed later whenever I think about that day, it was the darkest day of my life!Because amidst all kinds of flattering and complimenting words from Biskey, I actually walked out of the store wearing this canvas lace tutu dress to the registration office of the bridal contest like a demon!The aunt at the registration office gave me another look of disgust, but this time instead of driving me away, she gave me a number plate and let me go in to participate in the beauty pageant.

The venue was crowded with people, and after queuing for a long time, I finally entered the fabled venue with nineteen other candidates.The inside was fairly tidy. There was a long table in front of it, and a row of judges sat in front of the table. A sign was placed in front of each judge, and the sign seemed to be their own name.The strangest thing was a young man sitting in the middle, and there was also a sign in front of him, with two words written on the sign: "Groom".

Damn, do you want to be so high-profile?At this time, shouldn't the male protagonist play a game of mystery, come undercover and observe secretly?That's what old horses say.Blonde hair, blue pupils, fair skin, and an oval face, he is not lazy.She looks pretty good, how could she be reduced to relying on beauty contests to find a wife and expose her assets?There must be something hidden!

I was very curious about how this beauty pageant is going to be done. Do I have to introduce myself after a while?Ah, if I were to introduce myself, I would use a pseudonym after all.Although my file is considered top secret now, it is absolutely impossible for ordinary people to find out my existence, but for the sake of safety, let's use a pseudonym... Speaking of general competitions, it seems that there will be a talent show or something like that?What to do, after much deliberation, besides poisoning my talent, it is poisoning!Seeing that there are quite a few bald men in this group of judges, or else just give them some hair tonic, bribe them or something.

Just as I was thinking about how to bribe the judges, the "groom" burst into laughter without warning, and I didn't know what he was laughing at alone.

"Pfft... this one is good," he pointed at me and said, "I like this kind of thick-skinned and pretending to be tender, so keep this one for now."

Huh?Although I feel that this groom is very unreliable, and it seems that he accidentally said something offensive, but at least I don't need to bribe the examiner again, so I don't have a good deal with him.And the truth is that I despise myself in this attire, too.Wait, he just said that he likes to be tender?Is he a lolicon?In this case, why don't you lower the registration age? Isn't this a problem with yourself.Could it be that my path of pretending to be tender will continue?If I had known that such a death would have allowed Big Sister Bisji to participate in the competition by herself, why would I join in the fun!

Alas, in short, don't think too far ahead, anyway, I passed the first round just like this, which is already a miracle.

In the evening, I had dinner at the restaurant with the old lady Bisji. In the eyes of outsiders, it looked like a big sister who pretended to be tender and took a little loli for dinner. I was the big sister who pretended to be tender.All the people who come to this restaurant for dinner are couples, and the dead old woman said that she wants me to observe and observe carefully, because the next round of testing seems to be to accompany the groom for dinner.

"Are you shy?" A deep, magnetic male voice came from behind.

This way, I was terribly frightened!Irmi's paralyzed face immediately appeared in my mind, and the big black eyes were full of surprise. He was very close, and I still clearly remember his warm breath at that time, "Are you shy?", He said so.I think my face must have turned red again.

Turning his head stiffly, looking towards the source of the sound, he saw a young man and woman flirting.The woman lowered her head shyly. Although the man was teasing, the backs of his ears were slightly red.

I turned around with a sigh of relief, and continued to chew my rice while in a daze. I felt a little bit lost, and I couldn't understand myself more and more. When will this kind of day be the end!

"Could it be that Liya-chan is in a relationship?" Sister Biski suddenly said such a sentence without warning, and I was so scared that I sprayed rice on her face.

The author has something to say: If I said that I wanted to write Maqi and Hisoka as a pair of CPs in the text, would you all fight against me?

What's more, this is the last manuscript depositor. Whether we can continue the daily update tomorrow night depends on the situation. In short, I will work hard!Seeing that half of the summer vacation is over, I have to go back and do my homework...