Time is the butcher knife
Chapter 22
Il fans are back.
"Wu Tong said you came to see me at home?" He said with a paralyzed face.
"Ha...haha...yes, yes, I...I didn't know you were not here, you...well, just...your mobile phone can't get through, otherwise...I, I should ask you first. So, now, Is it too presumptuous?"
What are you talking about, Leah, it's not that I can't get through, it's because I was hanged up!
"...Could it be that you can't talk because you've eaten too much?"
"No... I didn't eat anything. The last time, the steak and noodles was a misunderstanding!"
Calm down, Leah, it's just the thoughts of three aunts and eight women, the protagonist hasn't expressed his opinion yet!You see, in the books that Lao Ma said, there are often such plots. The parents of the male protagonist have a crush on a certain mistress, and all kinds of encouragement and encouragement hone the mistress to follow the male protagonist and break up the heroine and heroine.Or a certain mistress thought wishfully that the male lead fell in love with her, and then all kinds of encouragement and encouragement tempered herself to betray the male lead and break up the hero and heroine.This kind of self-righteous mistress in the story has no good end. If you are lucky in the later stage, you will be abused by the male protagonist in various ways, and if you are unlucky, you will directly abuse your body and torture you to death. The mistress has never had any human rights!Self-righteousness has no future!Sober up, you can just say what he asks, hesitate!
"That's why you took the wrong medicine. Even if you are very good at this, you can't take it indiscriminately. If you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet...haven't you been poisoned?" He said.
"You're the one who was poisoned and stupid!" Good job, Leah, finally spoke a sentence without stuttering!
Wait, what did I just say, isn't that too shrewd?
"No, it's not... What I mean is, I didn't take medicine indiscriminately... I, that, I really came to see you for something... Ah, no, I didn't come to see you, I came to see your mother... …No, no, hahaha, just kidding, I’m here to return the things to you, and I’m here to see my aunt!”
"..."
"Really, that thing was taken by my aunt. If you don't believe it, you can ask your aunt."
"Why are you calling so kindly all of a sudden? Didn't you all call your stepmother before... Did your mother say something to threaten you? Mom won't come to kill you again, don't worry. I thought you were not so timid before. The more you live, the more you go back... It's so strange, what happened?"
No, she did say a lot, but she didn't threaten me.She said something worse than a threat!
Yi Ermi rested her chin on her hands and meditated on her own, muttering to herself, "What exactly did Mom say..."
Don't think about it, the answer is really embarrassing!I don't want Yier fans to know that I'm actually being shy right now!
"Well, Auntie didn't say anything. I was at odds with her, you know, so the two of us didn't talk at all. She took the things and left."
Yi Ermi stared at me with his big eyes, why do I suddenly think his eyes are so beautiful?Damn it!Poor my old face turned red again.He approached with a paralyzed face, I retreated, he approached again, I retreated again, he approached again, I again... I have retreated to the corner, there is no way to retreat... He was so close that I could even feel his breath.He looks so cold and pale, but his breath is hot... Help!I think my head is going to smoke!
"Are you shy?" He said in a surprised tone as if he had discovered a new world.
was found!What, what to do!It was discovered!I really want to dig a hole and drill down!Il I was wrong, I shouldn't have laughed at your burrowing fetish before, what a skill it is!Please let me go!
In the end, I lowered my head and tried my best to push away Yiermi and sprinted forward to the door. While running, I said, "I'll leave now that I'm done, bye!"
"Ah, I'll take you out."
"No need, I know the way—"
Shouting while running, I feel that I haven't experienced such a feeling of speed for a long time, and I didn't even run so hard when avoiding the tsunami last time!Now is the real escape!
Frustrated and angry (the truth is the second word), I spent a few days running straight to the Sky Arena on foot, turned my embarrassment into physical strength, and relied on pure physical strength to score [-] floors in one day.No, I feel ashamed and angry when I stop!I wandered around in the corridor, picking out the stinky guy I would fight with next, but I always felt that none of them were strong sandbags.
"Yo~ Isn't this Xiaoliya? Haha, long time no see~"
I turned my head and saw the pervert standing in the aisle behind me.Every time he appeared before, he gave me goosebumps, but this time he looks very pleasing to the eye!I am so lucky to have met a battle madman!I want to vent all my shame and anger!
"I only saw it during the hunter exam, but I was not happy to talk to you. Thank you for not talking to me then."
"Oh~~ At that time, I met several young fruits at once, it was so exciting, I didn't have time to accompany Xiao Liya~~~"
"So do you have time to play with me next time?"
"Hehe~~, wait for me to send a text message to Xiaoyi first~~~"
"Back to your sister! What's wrong with you two male creatures!" Immediately after hearing the name of Yiermi, I felt a rush of blood rushing to my head, mother, when will this kind of life be a thing of the past? ah.
"But Xiao Yi said that his younger brother ran away from home again, so I have to comfort him~~"
As he spoke, he lowered his head and pressed the phone quickly.Soon his mobile phone's SMS ringtone rang, a very perverted ringtone...
"Well~~, Xiaoyi said that he expected this to happen a long time ago, and everything is under his control~~ Then it's all right now, let's go sign up~"
"I don't want to fight anymore, my interest has been ruined by you." Now I don't want to touch anything related to Yier fans, including his gay friends!
"Hey, Xiao Liya, why are you blushing, it's weird~~~"
"I'm not blushing." He covered his face, "Stop talking nonsense. I... I suddenly remembered that I still have important things to do, so I can't waste time with you here. Just pretend I didn't say anything."
Grab a cup of ice cream to cool down!
"But people are already excited~, if you don't believe me, look~, huh~~~"
"..."
Uh huh, your size!I really want to insert my own eyes!When will this pervert be able to distinguish between sex/desire and fighting desire?When I first met him, I thought he was just young and ignorant, but now it seems that I am the young and ignorant person!
"As a woman, the way you look now makes me feel very insecure. Please take care of your stuff, you're almost an uncle..."
He didn't give me time to finish speaking, and he threw a poker towards my neck, and I turned sideways to avoid it.In just a split second, he had already appeared behind me, and dozens of cards flew towards me at the same time.He knew my telekinetic ability very well. I could poison any substance within a radius of five meters around me, including the air, so he chose to fight with me at a long distance.In this way, my mind ability becomes useless in front of him.I concentrated my mind power on the flying poker to dissolve it, no, the speed of the poker is too fast, and it is still entangled with Hisoka's mind power, so my dissolution speed can't keep up.Then jump up quickly to avoid the piles of flying poker.Ah, the angle of this piece of poker is so tricky, I can't avoid it... But I'm not a vegetarian either!As long as I concentrate, I can still see the trajectory of the poker movement. I stretched out my fingers and clamped the last poker that couldn't be avoided, and dissolved it by the way for safety.
"Huh——, it's dangerous, I was almost/killed. Sure enough, I can't get any advantage from fighting with you. It's not good to destroy public facilities here. See you tomorrow on the field!"
After submitting the application form for the competition, he walked away with a twist and a twist on his high heels... Sure enough, he should have his own eyes, Leah!
Go buy a cup of ice cream to cool down...
Watching horror movies while eating ice cream in the room at night to calm down.Suddenly the phone rang, which startled me.The phone in Nima's movie also rang at the same time, is there such a coincidence?This is too scary!What should I do? Do you want to pick it up? ...Of course I don’t answer it, I’ll freak out!
After a while, the phone rang.do not answer.It rings again, no answer. ...The sixth time it rang...Who on earth is calling me a series of life-threatening calls!But suddenly I despise my timidity again, I am so afraid of being hairy, the movies are all fake, deceitful, calm down!So I tremblingly crawled over to pick up the phone.
"...Hello?" trembling.
"What are you doing, you are only answering the phone now! Others are so busy, they still have to call you so many times!"
"Haha, it turned out to be Big Sister Bisji...Actually, I was washing my hair just now, I'm sorry I didn't receive the call..."
"If you're lying and cheating, you should take a look at your partner, right? Forget it, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. I heard that you've been busy recently. Are you interested in visiting You Kexin?"
"...What do you want me to do for you?"
"Come on, come on, help me, I'm really overwhelmed..."
"That's enough, shut up. I'll be there tomorrow, and you pick me up at the airport."
"Okay! Leah is getting cuter and cuter!"
You are becoming more and more shameless...
Early the next morning, I packed my luggage and headed to the airport.You mean the match against Hisoka?Didn't I say it, I don't want to touch anything related to Il fans, including his friends.Cheap that pervert wins without a fight.
When I came to Youkexin, as soon as I got off the airship, I saw Bi Siji waiting for me.I walked up to her, and she was only about my shoulders tall, but she was twice my age, the old crone.
"What happened this time?" I asked her.
"Well, this matter is a little complicated, let's talk as we walk, talk as we walk!"
bad feeling...
The author has something to say: I just want to say: Wutong, you have worked hard, you are worthy of being an old employee!
Xiao Liya in Hisoka's eyes is a big fruit that is about to ripen. When he finally waited until the fruit was ripe, he found that his friend picked it off first!
Preview of the next chapter from Biski's perspective: Leah is not in love, is she?Update time tomorrow night 22:22:22
"Wu Tong said you came to see me at home?" He said with a paralyzed face.
"Ha...haha...yes, yes, I...I didn't know you were not here, you...well, just...your mobile phone can't get through, otherwise...I, I should ask you first. So, now, Is it too presumptuous?"
What are you talking about, Leah, it's not that I can't get through, it's because I was hanged up!
"...Could it be that you can't talk because you've eaten too much?"
"No... I didn't eat anything. The last time, the steak and noodles was a misunderstanding!"
Calm down, Leah, it's just the thoughts of three aunts and eight women, the protagonist hasn't expressed his opinion yet!You see, in the books that Lao Ma said, there are often such plots. The parents of the male protagonist have a crush on a certain mistress, and all kinds of encouragement and encouragement hone the mistress to follow the male protagonist and break up the heroine and heroine.Or a certain mistress thought wishfully that the male lead fell in love with her, and then all kinds of encouragement and encouragement tempered herself to betray the male lead and break up the hero and heroine.This kind of self-righteous mistress in the story has no good end. If you are lucky in the later stage, you will be abused by the male protagonist in various ways, and if you are unlucky, you will directly abuse your body and torture you to death. The mistress has never had any human rights!Self-righteousness has no future!Sober up, you can just say what he asks, hesitate!
"That's why you took the wrong medicine. Even if you are very good at this, you can't take it indiscriminately. If you often walk by the river, how can you not get your shoes wet...haven't you been poisoned?" He said.
"You're the one who was poisoned and stupid!" Good job, Leah, finally spoke a sentence without stuttering!
Wait, what did I just say, isn't that too shrewd?
"No, it's not... What I mean is, I didn't take medicine indiscriminately... I, that, I really came to see you for something... Ah, no, I didn't come to see you, I came to see your mother... …No, no, hahaha, just kidding, I’m here to return the things to you, and I’m here to see my aunt!”
"..."
"Really, that thing was taken by my aunt. If you don't believe it, you can ask your aunt."
"Why are you calling so kindly all of a sudden? Didn't you all call your stepmother before... Did your mother say something to threaten you? Mom won't come to kill you again, don't worry. I thought you were not so timid before. The more you live, the more you go back... It's so strange, what happened?"
No, she did say a lot, but she didn't threaten me.She said something worse than a threat!
Yi Ermi rested her chin on her hands and meditated on her own, muttering to herself, "What exactly did Mom say..."
Don't think about it, the answer is really embarrassing!I don't want Yier fans to know that I'm actually being shy right now!
"Well, Auntie didn't say anything. I was at odds with her, you know, so the two of us didn't talk at all. She took the things and left."
Yi Ermi stared at me with his big eyes, why do I suddenly think his eyes are so beautiful?Damn it!Poor my old face turned red again.He approached with a paralyzed face, I retreated, he approached again, I retreated again, he approached again, I again... I have retreated to the corner, there is no way to retreat... He was so close that I could even feel his breath.He looks so cold and pale, but his breath is hot... Help!I think my head is going to smoke!
"Are you shy?" He said in a surprised tone as if he had discovered a new world.
was found!What, what to do!It was discovered!I really want to dig a hole and drill down!Il I was wrong, I shouldn't have laughed at your burrowing fetish before, what a skill it is!Please let me go!
In the end, I lowered my head and tried my best to push away Yiermi and sprinted forward to the door. While running, I said, "I'll leave now that I'm done, bye!"
"Ah, I'll take you out."
"No need, I know the way—"
Shouting while running, I feel that I haven't experienced such a feeling of speed for a long time, and I didn't even run so hard when avoiding the tsunami last time!Now is the real escape!
Frustrated and angry (the truth is the second word), I spent a few days running straight to the Sky Arena on foot, turned my embarrassment into physical strength, and relied on pure physical strength to score [-] floors in one day.No, I feel ashamed and angry when I stop!I wandered around in the corridor, picking out the stinky guy I would fight with next, but I always felt that none of them were strong sandbags.
"Yo~ Isn't this Xiaoliya? Haha, long time no see~"
I turned my head and saw the pervert standing in the aisle behind me.Every time he appeared before, he gave me goosebumps, but this time he looks very pleasing to the eye!I am so lucky to have met a battle madman!I want to vent all my shame and anger!
"I only saw it during the hunter exam, but I was not happy to talk to you. Thank you for not talking to me then."
"Oh~~ At that time, I met several young fruits at once, it was so exciting, I didn't have time to accompany Xiao Liya~~~"
"So do you have time to play with me next time?"
"Hehe~~, wait for me to send a text message to Xiaoyi first~~~"
"Back to your sister! What's wrong with you two male creatures!" Immediately after hearing the name of Yiermi, I felt a rush of blood rushing to my head, mother, when will this kind of life be a thing of the past? ah.
"But Xiao Yi said that his younger brother ran away from home again, so I have to comfort him~~"
As he spoke, he lowered his head and pressed the phone quickly.Soon his mobile phone's SMS ringtone rang, a very perverted ringtone...
"Well~~, Xiaoyi said that he expected this to happen a long time ago, and everything is under his control~~ Then it's all right now, let's go sign up~"
"I don't want to fight anymore, my interest has been ruined by you." Now I don't want to touch anything related to Yier fans, including his gay friends!
"Hey, Xiao Liya, why are you blushing, it's weird~~~"
"I'm not blushing." He covered his face, "Stop talking nonsense. I... I suddenly remembered that I still have important things to do, so I can't waste time with you here. Just pretend I didn't say anything."
Grab a cup of ice cream to cool down!
"But people are already excited~, if you don't believe me, look~, huh~~~"
"..."
Uh huh, your size!I really want to insert my own eyes!When will this pervert be able to distinguish between sex/desire and fighting desire?When I first met him, I thought he was just young and ignorant, but now it seems that I am the young and ignorant person!
"As a woman, the way you look now makes me feel very insecure. Please take care of your stuff, you're almost an uncle..."
He didn't give me time to finish speaking, and he threw a poker towards my neck, and I turned sideways to avoid it.In just a split second, he had already appeared behind me, and dozens of cards flew towards me at the same time.He knew my telekinetic ability very well. I could poison any substance within a radius of five meters around me, including the air, so he chose to fight with me at a long distance.In this way, my mind ability becomes useless in front of him.I concentrated my mind power on the flying poker to dissolve it, no, the speed of the poker is too fast, and it is still entangled with Hisoka's mind power, so my dissolution speed can't keep up.Then jump up quickly to avoid the piles of flying poker.Ah, the angle of this piece of poker is so tricky, I can't avoid it... But I'm not a vegetarian either!As long as I concentrate, I can still see the trajectory of the poker movement. I stretched out my fingers and clamped the last poker that couldn't be avoided, and dissolved it by the way for safety.
"Huh——, it's dangerous, I was almost/killed. Sure enough, I can't get any advantage from fighting with you. It's not good to destroy public facilities here. See you tomorrow on the field!"
After submitting the application form for the competition, he walked away with a twist and a twist on his high heels... Sure enough, he should have his own eyes, Leah!
Go buy a cup of ice cream to cool down...
Watching horror movies while eating ice cream in the room at night to calm down.Suddenly the phone rang, which startled me.The phone in Nima's movie also rang at the same time, is there such a coincidence?This is too scary!What should I do? Do you want to pick it up? ...Of course I don’t answer it, I’ll freak out!
After a while, the phone rang.do not answer.It rings again, no answer. ...The sixth time it rang...Who on earth is calling me a series of life-threatening calls!But suddenly I despise my timidity again, I am so afraid of being hairy, the movies are all fake, deceitful, calm down!So I tremblingly crawled over to pick up the phone.
"...Hello?" trembling.
"What are you doing, you are only answering the phone now! Others are so busy, they still have to call you so many times!"
"Haha, it turned out to be Big Sister Bisji...Actually, I was washing my hair just now, I'm sorry I didn't receive the call..."
"If you're lying and cheating, you should take a look at your partner, right? Forget it, I don't have time to talk nonsense with you. I heard that you've been busy recently. Are you interested in visiting You Kexin?"
"...What do you want me to do for you?"
"Come on, come on, help me, I'm really overwhelmed..."
"That's enough, shut up. I'll be there tomorrow, and you pick me up at the airport."
"Okay! Leah is getting cuter and cuter!"
You are becoming more and more shameless...
Early the next morning, I packed my luggage and headed to the airport.You mean the match against Hisoka?Didn't I say it, I don't want to touch anything related to Il fans, including his friends.Cheap that pervert wins without a fight.
When I came to Youkexin, as soon as I got off the airship, I saw Bi Siji waiting for me.I walked up to her, and she was only about my shoulders tall, but she was twice my age, the old crone.
"What happened this time?" I asked her.
"Well, this matter is a little complicated, let's talk as we walk, talk as we walk!"
bad feeling...
The author has something to say: I just want to say: Wutong, you have worked hard, you are worthy of being an old employee!
Xiao Liya in Hisoka's eyes is a big fruit that is about to ripen. When he finally waited until the fruit was ripe, he found that his friend picked it off first!
Preview of the next chapter from Biski's perspective: Leah is not in love, is she?Update time tomorrow night 22:22:22
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