Dressed as a vicious male wife of a foolish god of war

The Holy Majesty personally pointed out the marriage, and this wedding banquet should be held in a very grand manner, but Gu Yao is a fool, and there may be changes if the process is too long, so a lot of complicated and trivial parts will be omitted in the middle, just respect the prime minister and the prime minister's wife for tea, that's all. He was sent out of the prime minister's mansion.

I don't know how many red sedan chairs are waiting outside the mansion, some are following Gu Yao to pick up the bride, and some are following Xu Chang'an to dowry. The bright red lanterns are endless, looking from a distance like a fire dragon crouching under the sky, entrenched in the street In the alley, arrogantly exhaled arrogance, and there was no end in sight at a glance.

ho...

The ten miles of red makeup written in the book is probably this magnificent scene, right?

Xu Changan felt emotional in his heart, and couldn't help being sad.

Look, what a beautiful picture, how good would it be if it weren't for going to die?

Without waiting for him to take a closer look, Xi Po had already led him into the sedan chair with a smile, and said sharply: "Get up - the sedan chair!"

Under the bright moonlight, two long teams walked side by side, the sound of festive suona and firecrackers one after another, flower petals and colored strips mixed with candies were scattered one after another, and adults and children who joined in the fun gathered together to pick them up and eat them. This joy.

Sitting in the red wedding sedan chair inlaid with gold and jade, Xu Changan felt his head buzzing, his eardrums were almost blown out of noise, and he wished he could jump out of the small pane and escape overnight.

But speaking of the noise, Xu Changan couldn't help but look at Gu Yao who was sitting high on the horse's back.

He originally thought that Gu Yao, who had become a fool, would be the highlight of the day, but he didn't expect that this person would avoid embarrassment by talking less and doing less. Except for his dull eyes, he behaved in every way decently, even holding him by the hand when he left the house. There was nothing wrong with his steady progress, presumably someone had taught him in advance.

Unfortunately, covered by a thick red hijab, Xu Chang'an couldn't see clearly what the mighty God of War who could stop children crying at night in the original book looked like, he could only vaguely see a tall and tall figure, which was boring.

As the journey is bumpy and slow, the sky gradually turns white, and the people from the downtown to the suburbs become less and less crowded.

Xu Changan dozed off with his chin resting on one hand, and half-lyed in the sedan chair as if he had no bones.

It's a good thing he didn't eat anything last night, otherwise with this shaking method, he might even spit out the overnight meal.

I don't know how long it will take to reach the General's Mansion. It would be great if there is a high-speed rail, or even a train.

Just when he disliked the time-consuming and labor-intensive process of finishing the sedan chair, and was about to change his position and continue sleeping, the sedan chair suddenly braked suddenly, almost slipping him out.

"Damn it!" Xu Changan quickly grabbed the window sill with both hands, and just as he stabilized his body, he heard screams from outside.

"There are bandits!"

"Quick! Protect General Gu!"

"Protect the third son!"

"Don't let the general's wife come out!"

……

Mountain bandit?

Xu Changan froze in the chaos.

No, this paragraph is not written in the book?

But in reality it doesn't make sense.

The screams and fighting sounds outside the wedding sedan were endless, the sound of footsteps and horseshoes was chaotic, blood was splashed on the sedan chair like ink, the red of celebration and the red of death collided with each other, and it was hard to distinguish between them.

The smell of blood spread, and the two-meter-square wedding sedan chair suddenly became oppressive, forcing Xu Changan to be out of breath.

He has only seen similar situations in TV dramas, but he really didn't expect that he would have this day in person.

"Third Young Master..." Suddenly, someone poked his head in through the small pane, blood trickled down his chin and fell into the sedan chair, "Hurry up... run..."

Before Xu Changan could react, there was a "puff", the man's head was chopped off from the outside, and rolled to Xu Changan's feet, his eyes were still fixed on him, his mouth was opened wide .

"!!!" Xu Changan's three views were greatly impacted, his whole body was stiff for a few seconds, he couldn't hold it back after all, he yelled "Help, dead man!" Then he turned over neatly and got off the sedan chair, slipped his foot and almost fell Fortunately, the person in front of the sedan chair stretched out his hand and grabbed him.

"many--"

Before the word "thank you" came out, the man suddenly squeezed Xu Changan and screamed, "It hurts... what are you doing?!"

He raised his head angrily, and saw that the man was wearing a groom's suit with a cloud pattern, wide waist, narrow hips, and straight legs. He was actually a head taller than him who was 1.7 meters tall.

Groom clothes?This is... Gu Yao?

"Madam, be careful." Gu Yao's voice was low, and the spirit of killing and attacking all over the year rose suddenly, charming like a poisonous snake, wrapping around Xu Chang'an's neck, "If you fall here, I'm afraid you'll never crawl again I can't get up."

The eyes of the two collided, and Gu Yao's cold and deep eyes were staring at him, as if looking at a corpse, with a creepy smile on his lips like a ghost.

Xu Changan was horrified, his whole body trembled violently when he was aroused by the meaningful words, the hairs from his head to toe stood on end, he was about to forcefully push Gu Yao away when his body froze for a moment.

Wait... Didn't the book say that Gu Yao was stupid?But what's the situation now? !

Before Xu Chang'an could figure it out, Gu Yao had returned to normal, his stern face showed no emotion, and his eyes became dull, adding a bit of stupidity, "This is a new play from Fushuitai. Madam saw how well I acted. looks like?"

Xu Changan: "..."

fall!also!big!Can!No!must!pick!exist!this!indivual!hour!waiting!play!

Xu Changan gasped for breath, and his quality was so high that he had to compliment him a few words: "The acting is very good, but can you remind me first next time? Otherwise, I-be careful!"

He suddenly pulled Gu Yao towards him, and the bandit's big knife slashed to the ground, making a piercing clang.

"Come on!"

The gangster who missed was about to make a second round of the knife, but fortunately, the people from the general's mansion arrived in time and led the gangster away with a knife.

Now is not the time to chat, Xu Changan made a decisive decision and stretched out his hand to open the car curtain, "Brother, you go in first."

According to his many years of reading experience, no matter how critical the situation is, it must be right to take the lead in protecting the hero.

Gu Yao froze a little, turned his head, his lifeless gaze seemed to be looking at him, but it didn't seem to be looking at him.

Xu Changan patted his mouth, and changed his words extremely awkwardly: "Husband, husband."

Gu Yao still didn't move, as if he couldn't understand what he was saying.

Xu Changan came to his senses, what could he expect a fool to understand?

I had no choice but to personally bring Gu Yao to the wedding sedan chair, choose a place farthest away from the head, and get a good impression by the way, "You just stay here, don't worry, I will never let them hurt a single hair of your hair of."

Then, with a posture ready to die heroically at any time, he turned to face the bloody and cruel scene of fighting.

The three groups of people in the melee had obvious characteristics, the nimble one was from the General's Mansion, the bandit was holding a big knife, and the one from the Prime Minister's Mansion was running around with their heads in their arms.

Although the people in the General's Mansion are formidable, the bandits are not made of grass.What's more, the people in the General's Mansion had to fight while protecting the people in the Prime Minister's Mansion. After a long time, it was obvious that they began to lose the wind.

Even if Xu Chang'an joins the battle, he will at most be one against ten, unable to protect a few people, this is not going to work.

The more flustered the scene was, the more clear-headed Xu Changan became.

What are you talking about, he is a systematic person!

Xu Changan: System, is it there?

The surroundings were instantly silent, everyone stopped their movements, and even the splashed blood remained in midair.

System: 24 hours dedicated to serve you dear.

Xu Changan ignored its stiff mechanical tone: I don't remember this part of the bandit robbery in the original book, is the plot going off track?

System: I'm not very clear about this, dear.Maybe it's to hide the plot?Need congratulations for triggering a hidden plot?

Xu Changan: ...There is no need to congratulate this kind of trigger.Is there any skill that can help me solve my current predicament?

System: Wait a minute dear.

System: Here I found a gift skill "Sweeping Thousands of Armies" for you, do you need to activate it?

This name sounds very domineering, Xu Changan hurriedly said: Need it!

System: Ding——The gift skill "Sweeping Thousands of Armies" has been activated!How to use: Shout out the name of the skill, the louder the better.Permission to use: permanent.Need an introduction read for you?

Xu Changan: No, thank you.

System: Then I wish you a happy use, goodbye.

Xu Changan: ...

There is always a sense of sight when shopping online.

The system disappeared, and the surrounding noise brought Xu Changan's thoughts back to reality.

With the additional skills, he gained a lot of confidence. He took a deep breath and shouted: "Don't hit me! Listen to me!"

Even though Xu Changan was just a vicious cannon fodder, everyone present stopped fighting and looked at him together.

At this moment, he finally understood why so many people were obsessed with the protagonist's halo.

Xu Changan coughed lightly, "Well, who is your leader? Please take a step forward and talk."

"That's me!" I saw the burly man who had failed to kill Gu Yao before walking out, "What do you want to say?"

Xu Changan said the most cowardly words in the most ruthless tone: "Today is my day of great joy, can you do me a favor and let us go?"

As soon as this remark came out, the bandits were all taken aback for a moment, and then laughed out loud.

"Did I hear wrong? He is begging for mercy?"

"Begging for mercy doesn't look like begging for mercy, it should be kneeling down and crying!"

"This is the demeanor of the general's wife? Any baby boy in my family will have more backbone than him!"

Xu Changan said at ease that this is a matter of backbone?This is obviously kind and I don't want to hurt you.

However, people in the world are stupid, so he had to patiently persuade him, "If you want money, just take it, why bother to hurt someone's life? What's more, the person who came to pick up the bride today is the general's mansion. Once the backup arrives, how confident are you that you can die with your whole body?" retreat?"

Not to mention the arrival of backup, even now, the number of bandits has been reduced by half.Although not as badly damaged as the Prime Minister's Mansion, no one in the General's Mansion was injured.

The bandit leader obviously realized that this was a tough battle, so he took this opportunity to relax, "Since you begged for mercy sincerely, I am not unreasonable. Well, as long as you give all your money to One person's life is left, and the rest can go."

Xu Chang'an didn't expect that these bandits had a target, "Whose life?"

The bandit leader raised his hand and pointed at the person in the sedan chair, "He."

It was Gu Yao!

Even though everyone was watching, Gu Yao just lowered his head and kicked the heads around his feet, as if he didn't notice what was going on outside, leaving only the pool of blood in the sedan chair that hadn't solidified, reflecting his face. Expressionless look.

Gu Yao has become a fool, the legend of God of War has become the past, but the enemies he has made are not the past.

Without hesitation, Xu Chang'an turned to cover Gu Yao, "No."

Gu Yao paused slightly with his raised foot, then kicked the head again.

Bandit leader said: "Then all of you will die."

Xu Changan said, "You can try it."

"I don't know how to flatter you!" Enraged by him, the bandit leader came striding forward. With a swoop of his broad knife, he instantly disemboweled a man and stabbed him cruelly with the tip of the knife. "I tried it. How are you doing?"

The man's blood splashed on Xu Changan's red wedding dress, which could not be seen at all, but its presence could still be felt from the warm humidity.

Xu Changan couldn't bear it, and closed his eyes, "I gave you the chance to be kind, but you didn't want it."

The bandit leader didn't take him seriously at all, "I don't care about it!"

"Then don't blame me for being ruthless." Xu Chang'an opened his eyes suddenly, and the ruthlessness in his eyes made the bandit leader stunned for a moment, and subconsciously wanted to retreat, but it was already too late, only to hear Xu Chang'an sternly said: "Sweeping thousands of troops! "

The hem of the bandit leader's clothes fluttered slightly as if blown by the wind.

Everyone: "..."

Xu Chang'an paused, clenched his fists, and added a few more decibels: "Sweeping thousands of troops——!!!"

The hem of the bandit leader's clothes fluttered again.

The air was quiet for a moment.

The bandit leader silently moved back the foot he wanted to back off earlier, "...is this your ruthlessness?"

Xu Changan: "..."

He shouldn't expect that broken system to be reliable!