Dressed as a vicious male wife of a foolish god of war
Chapter 1 Dressing Up as a Vicious Wife
Xia Chan stayed in the Golden Autumn, when winter was approaching.
The prime minister's mansion was decorated with lights and festoons, bustling with people, exuding a different bustle than usual.In the garden separated by a wall, the few people standing still were dead silent.
The white-haired old man stood by the pond with his hands behind his back. Even in his sixtieth year, he still had a straight figure and undiminished vigor. Just one look in his eyes made the air a bit chilly.
Besides him, there were three other people present, one of them was still a teenager with his head down, the other two were older, wearing purple and blue clothes respectively.
This atmosphere has been maintained for about ten minutes, Xu Changan's legs are numb from standing, and he still can't figure out why he woke up, staring at the ground like a fool, covered in cold sweat.
Suddenly, the old man with white hair spoke, his voice was like a bell, "An'er."
This sound was like a wake-up call, which made Xu Changan tremble all over, and replied tremblingly: "Father, father?"
This sentence came from Xu Changan's mouth, but it was not said by him.
After he woke up, he found that his body was not in control, as if someone was leading him to speak and move, and he was just a bystander of the authorities, unable to control his words and actions.
The white-haired old man casually took a pack of fish food from the table and dumped it into the pond, causing the fish to fight over it, "Father heard from the servants in the mansion that you seem to be quite dissatisfied with this marriage?"
Just one sentence made Xu Changan panic, with anxious and frightened expression on his face, "My child has never said such a thing, please father to see clearly!"
"Yo?" The man in purple clothes closed the folding fan, "So, father wronged you?"
Xu Changan hesitated to speak, bit his lips and dared not say more.
The man in the blue suit sneered: "Even if Gu Yao is stupid, it's not something you can climb up to. Being able to marry my little sister is a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes."
"What's more, father has taught you for many years, and it's you who don't live up to it. Except for this face, you can't see any other talents." The man in purple clothes lifted Xu Chang'an's chin with the handle of a fan, and the face that was about to cry His face was pale and red, and it was really distressing to see, "Now that you finally have a place to use your skills, it can be regarded as not wasting so much food. Don't be ignorant of good and bad, and lose the people in the prime minister's mansion."
Xu Changan looked unwilling but had to accept his fate, and his voice was choked up, "What the elder brother and the second brother said is true, the third brother must keep it in mind."
The white-haired old man said: "Now that you understand, let's go to freshen up and change clothes earlier, don't waste the time."
"The child obeys."
Xu Changan responded, but he didn't dare to move his body rashly. He didn't turn around until the man in purple evacuated the handle of the fan.
But no one saw that the obedience in his eyes disappeared the moment he turned around, leaving only strong hatred.
Xu Changan returned to the room with a cold face, and the maids were waiting quietly with their heads bowed, their expressions were disturbed.
He glanced back, and if there was any substance in his sinister eyes, the maids immediately knelt down, wanting to beg for forgiveness but didn't know where to start, holding their breath tremblingly, not daring to take a breath.
They have followed Xu Chang'an for many years, and they are already familiar with the femme fatale under that obedient face.
When he first arrived, he saw a servant who accidentally touched Xu Changan's fingertips when he was presenting an object. Xu Changan immediately ordered his hands to be broken, cooked and then swallowed.
The cruelty of the means is daunting.
As a result, they have been in dire straits all year round, for fear that they will be the next to suffer.
Xu Changan said coldly: "What are you still doing?"
The maids didn't know what they meant, they looked at each other in blank dismay.
After waiting for a long time for them to make a move, Xu Changan was in a bad mood, "The old man asked you to wait for me to wash and change clothes. You are all deaf. Since you don't want your ears anymore, you can cut them all off. Come on!"
The maids kowtowed again and again, "Third Young Master, please forgive me...Third Young Master, please forgive me!"
"If you hadn't been pressed so hard by the old man, none of you would survive today." Xu Changan wished he could kill someone to relieve his anger, his knuckles turned white, "Get out of here!"
The maids hurriedly got up and performed their duties to wash and change clothes for him.
Xu Changan seemed to think of something, and said again: "That's right."
The maid who was applying lip balm for him suddenly trembled like chaff, "Third, third young master?"
Xu Chang'an said: "Go and call the brothers from the Zeng family."
He wanted to see who passed his words to the old immortal's ears.
The maid secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and replied, "Yes."
For the next half an hour, Xu Chang'an was surprisingly quiet as he was left to be dressed up by the maids.
This quietness made the maids even more terrified, and they waited carefully, for fear that something might go wrong, and they would lose their lives if they were not careful.
Xu Chang'an had no time to take care of their thoughts, he felt his mind suddenly became heavy and confused for a long time before he slowly integrated the forced influx of information.
This body does not belong to him, but belongs to the vicious man with the same surname as Xu in the revenge and abuse scum novel he read before going to bed.
The vicious male partner has a surname of Wuming and a baby name of An'er. He is nineteen years old.
His family background is prominent, his father is an official and prime minister, his wives and concubines are in groups, and they have three sons and one daughter.He is the youngest, ranking third among his sons, so he is called "Xu Sangongzi".
The man in purple suit and the man in blue suit who spoke to him earlier were his two elder brothers Xu An Bang and Xu Anding.
Third Young Master Xu has a face exactly like Xu Changan's. He looks timid, docile and harmless, but he is a sinister, cunning and bullying villain.
If there is any need for his existence, it is probably to serve the awakening of the protagonist Gu Yao.
Once the protagonist Gu Yao fell from the altar and became a fool, the third son of Xu was happy to marry Gu Yao as a man's wife. He was already dissatisfied with this marriage, so he spread all his anger on Gu Yao. On his body, whipping and slapping, iron scalding, scalding and breaking bones...everything is used.
Even Xu Chang'an's heart trembled through the book when he read the scene where Gu Yao was tortured.
It was precisely because of this excessive stimulation that Gu Yao finally regained his senses.
The Third Young Master Xu naturally couldn't escape the miserable end, he was hacked into pieces by Gu Yao himself, and hung up in front of Xu's mansion for three whole days, including his skin and flesh. , The shriveled strips of meat fell all over the floor, and were picked up by children by the side of the road to feed the dogs, and the dog's teeth were also stuffed.
Since this episode was really pleasing to the heart, Xu Changan remembered it very clearly.
It is precisely because he remembers clearly that he, who does not believe in evil at the moment, will look down at his clothes 367 times after wearing the book.
Very good, it's still the same graceful and luxurious fiery red wedding dress, it hasn't changed at all, even the folds are so beautiful.
But Xu Changan couldn't help but raised his head to the sky and screamed silently: Why!There are so many characters in the original novel, but why did he dress up as the third son Xu who suffered a thousand knives? !But any random servant of the Xu family would have a better ending than him!
There was a crisp sound of "pop", hitting the eardrum directly.
Xu Chang'an was startled, and suddenly regained his composure, and looked down, it turned out that he had accidentally knocked the teacup at hand.
"You're wronged, third son!"
"Little one has been with you for so many years, and the world can learn from your sincere heart. Even if you betray anyone, you will never betray you!"
"This must be the master's plan to divorce, third son, don't fall for it!"
The maids had already left at some point, and only the brothers of the Zeng family remained in the room, who were Yuanshen's confidantes, Zeng Xing, Zeng Yong, Zeng Bang and Zeng Liai, known as the "Four Great Kings of Hades".
In the original book, Gu Yao was tortured to death, it was all thanks to their advice to the original body.
However, they were arrogant and domineering before others, but at this moment they knelt among the ceramic shards and begged hoarsely for mercy.
It is said that the wicked will be punished by the wicked, and that is probably the case.
Xu Changan's temples were throbbing because of their quarrel, and he couldn't tell who these people were from for the time being, and he didn't intend to.
He regretted his life and didn't want to die with the four great kings of Hades.What's more, he is a man of seven feet, why should he marry another man as his wife?Even if you want to marry, Gu Yao should marry him.
Fortunately, after the shock just now, control of this body finally returned to Xu Changan's hands.
Xu Changan had a plan in mind, and in the blink of an eye, he was like a showman, and angrily overturned the fruit plate, "Presumptuous!"
The fruit plate shattered into pieces, and the full fruit rolled to the floor.
The foreheads of the four kings of Hades will be smashed, "Third son, calm down!"
Xu Chang'an only cared about acting in his own play.
"You guys don't know that this is a divorce plan?" He said lightly, with endless desolation and sarcasm, "For the sake of holy favor, the old man did not hesitate to come and test me in person. Send me into that dragon pool and tiger den."
The four kings of Hades were all in cold sweat, "Third Young Master..."
"Stop talking." Xu Changan raised his hand to interrupt them, and supported his forehead dejectedly, "I want to be quiet."
The four great kings of hell fell silent as they wished, and hurriedly stood up and retreated.
After the door was closed and the sound of footsteps faded away, Xu Chang'an, who had succeeded in his scheme, became happy and ran to the window on tiptoe.
He gently pushed open a window slit and stepped on it when he saw no one was around.
Hey, goodbye God of War, I'm sailing away tonight!
Just as he was about to jump, he paused and turned back.
In the middle of the night, he just went out to wander around empty-handed. He might not be able to stay and marry Gu Yao for a long time, so he had to get some money before leaving.
As the prime minister's son, he must have considerable savings.
Xu Changan recalled the costume drama he had seen back then, ten of the ten hidden gold and silver treasures were under the bed, so he went to the bed and bent down, and sure enough he found a big box.
Open it by candlelight and see that it is full of gleaming gold and silver treasures.But this thing can't be seen, it's not convenient to carry.After weighing the weight for a while, he chose the best choice for escape - a silver ticket.
Xu Changan picked up the burden that was bulging with silver bills, stepped on the window again as light as a swallow, and was about to jump out, but when he heard "Ding Dong—!", a notification sound suddenly exploded in his head.
System: Congratulations to your soul transmigrated into a vicious male wife who is a foolish god of war. I am yours—the bridge bean sack, what are you doing?
Even if it was the first time for Xu Changan to time travel, he knew that he had not only transmigrated, but was also bound to a system when he heard this voice that was as emotionless as a translation machine.
The most intuitive feeling is the time still function that comes with the system.As soon as it appeared, the wind outside the window stopped, the grass stopped shaking, and even the ants on the ground stopped crawling.
Xu Changan replied in his mind: Run away, or are you still waiting for God of War to cut me into pieces?
Unexpectedly, the sound of the system suddenly became sharp and piercing, like the loud noise produced by a bad audio connection: Warning!There is still one year before the God of War recovers his mind and takes your dog's life. Please marry into the General's Mansion according to the original plot, otherwise I will send you to die now!
Xu Changan covered his ears tightly and couldn't resist the ravages of the noise, and it took him a long time to come to his senses: You——no, your system is unreasonable, why would you rush to send the host to die?
The system ignored him: the 30-second countdown to death began.Thirty, 29, 28, 27...
Xu Changan finally understood that he was the one who reasoned with the system, he was the real fool: All right, all right, don't count, can't I get married?
Since there is a system, then he should be able to rescue it again... right?
As a last resort, Xu Changan had no choice but to take back his foot on the window sill again, and lay down in the mahogany chair again, even the posture of raising his hand to his forehead was exactly the same as before, which was so cute that it was heartbreaking.
System: Thank you host for your cooperation.
Xu Chang'an put on a fake smile: You're welcome.
Then the system goes silent.
Xu Changan:? ? ?
Wait, when the system appears, shouldn't we explain the plot first, then release the mission, and then say a few friendly reminders at the end?
Before Xu Changan asked why the system didn't follow the routine, the bead curtain on the side shook slightly.
It is the system that disappears and time resumes passing.
"咚咚-"
Someone knocked on his door, "Third Young Master, General Gu has come to greet him."
The author has something to say:
Open a new pit!There is another update tonight!It's the first time I try Gudan, I don't know if it will work, please give me a gentle (emphasis) advice!Thanks for the support!
The prime minister's mansion was decorated with lights and festoons, bustling with people, exuding a different bustle than usual.In the garden separated by a wall, the few people standing still were dead silent.
The white-haired old man stood by the pond with his hands behind his back. Even in his sixtieth year, he still had a straight figure and undiminished vigor. Just one look in his eyes made the air a bit chilly.
Besides him, there were three other people present, one of them was still a teenager with his head down, the other two were older, wearing purple and blue clothes respectively.
This atmosphere has been maintained for about ten minutes, Xu Changan's legs are numb from standing, and he still can't figure out why he woke up, staring at the ground like a fool, covered in cold sweat.
Suddenly, the old man with white hair spoke, his voice was like a bell, "An'er."
This sound was like a wake-up call, which made Xu Changan tremble all over, and replied tremblingly: "Father, father?"
This sentence came from Xu Changan's mouth, but it was not said by him.
After he woke up, he found that his body was not in control, as if someone was leading him to speak and move, and he was just a bystander of the authorities, unable to control his words and actions.
The white-haired old man casually took a pack of fish food from the table and dumped it into the pond, causing the fish to fight over it, "Father heard from the servants in the mansion that you seem to be quite dissatisfied with this marriage?"
Just one sentence made Xu Changan panic, with anxious and frightened expression on his face, "My child has never said such a thing, please father to see clearly!"
"Yo?" The man in purple clothes closed the folding fan, "So, father wronged you?"
Xu Changan hesitated to speak, bit his lips and dared not say more.
The man in the blue suit sneered: "Even if Gu Yao is stupid, it's not something you can climb up to. Being able to marry my little sister is a blessing you have cultivated in eight lifetimes."
"What's more, father has taught you for many years, and it's you who don't live up to it. Except for this face, you can't see any other talents." The man in purple clothes lifted Xu Chang'an's chin with the handle of a fan, and the face that was about to cry His face was pale and red, and it was really distressing to see, "Now that you finally have a place to use your skills, it can be regarded as not wasting so much food. Don't be ignorant of good and bad, and lose the people in the prime minister's mansion."
Xu Changan looked unwilling but had to accept his fate, and his voice was choked up, "What the elder brother and the second brother said is true, the third brother must keep it in mind."
The white-haired old man said: "Now that you understand, let's go to freshen up and change clothes earlier, don't waste the time."
"The child obeys."
Xu Changan responded, but he didn't dare to move his body rashly. He didn't turn around until the man in purple evacuated the handle of the fan.
But no one saw that the obedience in his eyes disappeared the moment he turned around, leaving only strong hatred.
Xu Changan returned to the room with a cold face, and the maids were waiting quietly with their heads bowed, their expressions were disturbed.
He glanced back, and if there was any substance in his sinister eyes, the maids immediately knelt down, wanting to beg for forgiveness but didn't know where to start, holding their breath tremblingly, not daring to take a breath.
They have followed Xu Chang'an for many years, and they are already familiar with the femme fatale under that obedient face.
When he first arrived, he saw a servant who accidentally touched Xu Changan's fingertips when he was presenting an object. Xu Changan immediately ordered his hands to be broken, cooked and then swallowed.
The cruelty of the means is daunting.
As a result, they have been in dire straits all year round, for fear that they will be the next to suffer.
Xu Changan said coldly: "What are you still doing?"
The maids didn't know what they meant, they looked at each other in blank dismay.
After waiting for a long time for them to make a move, Xu Changan was in a bad mood, "The old man asked you to wait for me to wash and change clothes. You are all deaf. Since you don't want your ears anymore, you can cut them all off. Come on!"
The maids kowtowed again and again, "Third Young Master, please forgive me...Third Young Master, please forgive me!"
"If you hadn't been pressed so hard by the old man, none of you would survive today." Xu Changan wished he could kill someone to relieve his anger, his knuckles turned white, "Get out of here!"
The maids hurriedly got up and performed their duties to wash and change clothes for him.
Xu Changan seemed to think of something, and said again: "That's right."
The maid who was applying lip balm for him suddenly trembled like chaff, "Third, third young master?"
Xu Chang'an said: "Go and call the brothers from the Zeng family."
He wanted to see who passed his words to the old immortal's ears.
The maid secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and replied, "Yes."
For the next half an hour, Xu Chang'an was surprisingly quiet as he was left to be dressed up by the maids.
This quietness made the maids even more terrified, and they waited carefully, for fear that something might go wrong, and they would lose their lives if they were not careful.
Xu Chang'an had no time to take care of their thoughts, he felt his mind suddenly became heavy and confused for a long time before he slowly integrated the forced influx of information.
This body does not belong to him, but belongs to the vicious man with the same surname as Xu in the revenge and abuse scum novel he read before going to bed.
The vicious male partner has a surname of Wuming and a baby name of An'er. He is nineteen years old.
His family background is prominent, his father is an official and prime minister, his wives and concubines are in groups, and they have three sons and one daughter.He is the youngest, ranking third among his sons, so he is called "Xu Sangongzi".
The man in purple suit and the man in blue suit who spoke to him earlier were his two elder brothers Xu An Bang and Xu Anding.
Third Young Master Xu has a face exactly like Xu Changan's. He looks timid, docile and harmless, but he is a sinister, cunning and bullying villain.
If there is any need for his existence, it is probably to serve the awakening of the protagonist Gu Yao.
Once the protagonist Gu Yao fell from the altar and became a fool, the third son of Xu was happy to marry Gu Yao as a man's wife. He was already dissatisfied with this marriage, so he spread all his anger on Gu Yao. On his body, whipping and slapping, iron scalding, scalding and breaking bones...everything is used.
Even Xu Chang'an's heart trembled through the book when he read the scene where Gu Yao was tortured.
It was precisely because of this excessive stimulation that Gu Yao finally regained his senses.
The Third Young Master Xu naturally couldn't escape the miserable end, he was hacked into pieces by Gu Yao himself, and hung up in front of Xu's mansion for three whole days, including his skin and flesh. , The shriveled strips of meat fell all over the floor, and were picked up by children by the side of the road to feed the dogs, and the dog's teeth were also stuffed.
Since this episode was really pleasing to the heart, Xu Changan remembered it very clearly.
It is precisely because he remembers clearly that he, who does not believe in evil at the moment, will look down at his clothes 367 times after wearing the book.
Very good, it's still the same graceful and luxurious fiery red wedding dress, it hasn't changed at all, even the folds are so beautiful.
But Xu Changan couldn't help but raised his head to the sky and screamed silently: Why!There are so many characters in the original novel, but why did he dress up as the third son Xu who suffered a thousand knives? !But any random servant of the Xu family would have a better ending than him!
There was a crisp sound of "pop", hitting the eardrum directly.
Xu Chang'an was startled, and suddenly regained his composure, and looked down, it turned out that he had accidentally knocked the teacup at hand.
"You're wronged, third son!"
"Little one has been with you for so many years, and the world can learn from your sincere heart. Even if you betray anyone, you will never betray you!"
"This must be the master's plan to divorce, third son, don't fall for it!"
The maids had already left at some point, and only the brothers of the Zeng family remained in the room, who were Yuanshen's confidantes, Zeng Xing, Zeng Yong, Zeng Bang and Zeng Liai, known as the "Four Great Kings of Hades".
In the original book, Gu Yao was tortured to death, it was all thanks to their advice to the original body.
However, they were arrogant and domineering before others, but at this moment they knelt among the ceramic shards and begged hoarsely for mercy.
It is said that the wicked will be punished by the wicked, and that is probably the case.
Xu Changan's temples were throbbing because of their quarrel, and he couldn't tell who these people were from for the time being, and he didn't intend to.
He regretted his life and didn't want to die with the four great kings of Hades.What's more, he is a man of seven feet, why should he marry another man as his wife?Even if you want to marry, Gu Yao should marry him.
Fortunately, after the shock just now, control of this body finally returned to Xu Changan's hands.
Xu Changan had a plan in mind, and in the blink of an eye, he was like a showman, and angrily overturned the fruit plate, "Presumptuous!"
The fruit plate shattered into pieces, and the full fruit rolled to the floor.
The foreheads of the four kings of Hades will be smashed, "Third son, calm down!"
Xu Chang'an only cared about acting in his own play.
"You guys don't know that this is a divorce plan?" He said lightly, with endless desolation and sarcasm, "For the sake of holy favor, the old man did not hesitate to come and test me in person. Send me into that dragon pool and tiger den."
The four kings of Hades were all in cold sweat, "Third Young Master..."
"Stop talking." Xu Changan raised his hand to interrupt them, and supported his forehead dejectedly, "I want to be quiet."
The four great kings of hell fell silent as they wished, and hurriedly stood up and retreated.
After the door was closed and the sound of footsteps faded away, Xu Chang'an, who had succeeded in his scheme, became happy and ran to the window on tiptoe.
He gently pushed open a window slit and stepped on it when he saw no one was around.
Hey, goodbye God of War, I'm sailing away tonight!
Just as he was about to jump, he paused and turned back.
In the middle of the night, he just went out to wander around empty-handed. He might not be able to stay and marry Gu Yao for a long time, so he had to get some money before leaving.
As the prime minister's son, he must have considerable savings.
Xu Changan recalled the costume drama he had seen back then, ten of the ten hidden gold and silver treasures were under the bed, so he went to the bed and bent down, and sure enough he found a big box.
Open it by candlelight and see that it is full of gleaming gold and silver treasures.But this thing can't be seen, it's not convenient to carry.After weighing the weight for a while, he chose the best choice for escape - a silver ticket.
Xu Changan picked up the burden that was bulging with silver bills, stepped on the window again as light as a swallow, and was about to jump out, but when he heard "Ding Dong—!", a notification sound suddenly exploded in his head.
System: Congratulations to your soul transmigrated into a vicious male wife who is a foolish god of war. I am yours—the bridge bean sack, what are you doing?
Even if it was the first time for Xu Changan to time travel, he knew that he had not only transmigrated, but was also bound to a system when he heard this voice that was as emotionless as a translation machine.
The most intuitive feeling is the time still function that comes with the system.As soon as it appeared, the wind outside the window stopped, the grass stopped shaking, and even the ants on the ground stopped crawling.
Xu Changan replied in his mind: Run away, or are you still waiting for God of War to cut me into pieces?
Unexpectedly, the sound of the system suddenly became sharp and piercing, like the loud noise produced by a bad audio connection: Warning!There is still one year before the God of War recovers his mind and takes your dog's life. Please marry into the General's Mansion according to the original plot, otherwise I will send you to die now!
Xu Changan covered his ears tightly and couldn't resist the ravages of the noise, and it took him a long time to come to his senses: You——no, your system is unreasonable, why would you rush to send the host to die?
The system ignored him: the 30-second countdown to death began.Thirty, 29, 28, 27...
Xu Changan finally understood that he was the one who reasoned with the system, he was the real fool: All right, all right, don't count, can't I get married?
Since there is a system, then he should be able to rescue it again... right?
As a last resort, Xu Changan had no choice but to take back his foot on the window sill again, and lay down in the mahogany chair again, even the posture of raising his hand to his forehead was exactly the same as before, which was so cute that it was heartbreaking.
System: Thank you host for your cooperation.
Xu Chang'an put on a fake smile: You're welcome.
Then the system goes silent.
Xu Changan:? ? ?
Wait, when the system appears, shouldn't we explain the plot first, then release the mission, and then say a few friendly reminders at the end?
Before Xu Changan asked why the system didn't follow the routine, the bead curtain on the side shook slightly.
It is the system that disappears and time resumes passing.
"咚咚-"
Someone knocked on his door, "Third Young Master, General Gu has come to greet him."
The author has something to say:
Open a new pit!There is another update tonight!It's the first time I try Gudan, I don't know if it will work, please give me a gentle (emphasis) advice!Thanks for the support!
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