Rebirth of Jinse Nianhua

If God gave me a chance to choose my own gender, I would definitely choose to continue to be a man without thinking.

A good Saturday, from morning to night, I wasted in the vicious cycle of constantly putting on makeup, then removing makeup, applying makeup again, removing makeup again, continuing to put on makeup, continuing to remove makeup...

When I got up in the morning, I turned on the computer enthusiastically and downloaded some makeup teaching videos from the Internet. Then I went to the bedroom of my sister and Song Yu to rummage through the boxes and cabinets to find some cosmetics, high heels, evening dresses, etc. that my sister had forgotten about. necessity.

After a hasty breakfast, I hid in my bedroom and began to watch makeup teaching videos seriously, with the goal of making myself an excellent (?) makeup artist in the shortest possible time.

Song Yu swayed around me several times, so that I couldn't calm down and watch the video. Later, I simply ordered him to stay, and he was not allowed to enter until I successfully dressed myself up as a beautiful woman The bedroom came to bother me as I moved closer to the level of a top makeup artist.

As soon as Song Yu left, the surroundings suddenly became quieter, so I watched those videos repeatedly with more concentration, and while watching, imitated the appearance of the makeup artist in the videos and painted on my face.

When Song Yu knocked on the door and asked me to go downstairs for lunch, I just finished my first makeup and styling in my previous life and this life. I was so lucky at that time. Fortunately, I had the foresight to lock the bedroom door, otherwise Song Yu would push the door and come in. I will definitely be scared by my "superb" makeup skills like a ghost painting, so that I will fall down the stairs and fall into a hemiplegia.

At this point, I began to feel frustrated with my confident makeup skills.

It took almost half a bottle of makeup remover to wash off the makeup on my face. During lunch, Song Yu tentatively asked me about the results of my makeup study, but I sprayed it on my face with a mouthful of rice. I swear I didn’t do it on purpose. It was just that it was poked at the sore spot suddenly, and I couldn't hold it back before spraying it out.

After lunch, I went back to my room and continued to fight. The reception started at [-]:[-] p.m., excluding the time of driving, there was not much time left for me to toss myself.

Depressedly looking at the messy desktop, I felt so helpless for the first time. Obviously my sister left behind a more complete range of cosmetics than in the video, but I still couldn't handle a thing that was just a little more complicated than eating.

But no matter how difficult it is, you have to cheer up, tonight's drinking party is too important for Song Yu, how can I be overwhelmed by a bunch of cosmetics who can't even talk.

I silently gave myself some encouragement in my heart, and I started to fight again. I clicked on the video and followed the makeup artist inside to start applying makeup step by step.

Lotion, lotion, lard cream, liquid foundation, concealer, liquid eyeliner, eyebrow pencil, eye shadow, mascara, lip liner, lipstick, blush, powder... I can almost copy the whole process in one day The cosmetics required for each step are memorized backwards, but the common saying is really good, it is easier said than done, at [-]:[-] in the afternoon, I was completely discouraged when I looked at myself in the mirror that was scarier than a ghost again, no matter what No matter how hard I try, I still can't get my makeup to the point where I can go out and meet people.

At this time, the royal blue mopping evening dress lying quietly on the bed and the black fish mouth high heels beside the bed look even more ridiculous, no need to wear them, it will only be more scary, today is Christmas Eve, not Halloween, so there is no need to dress so Grand out scary.

Suddenly, I thought of a popular saying on the Internet - it's not your fault to be ugly, but it's your fault to be scary.

Now this sentence is really applicable to me.

I slumped on the chair like a deflated ball, secretly sad, what to do, what to do, how can I attend the reception with Song Yu with this ghostly appearance?

Just feeling so sad, Song Yu knocked on the door again.

"Tongtong, you can go out after cleaning up." Song Yu was still so gentle, and even controlled the rhythm of knocking on the door just right, as if he didn't remember that I sprayed his face with saliva at noon today.

The gentler Song Yu was to me, the more I felt sorry for him, and I also blamed myself for being too jealous at the time, even if Rita went with Song Yu, it was no big deal, I knew that Song Yu loved only me, and , Who told someone to be born a woman? I can't catch up with this kind of physical superiority in my life.

"Tongtong?" Seeing that I didn't respond, Song Yu called out again.

What to do? What to do?It's too late to remove makeup!

never mind!Die and die!

I dragged my extremely tired body and walked over to open the door. I kept my head down and didn't dare to look at Song Yu, lest raising my head would frighten him.

"Come in, I'll go to the bathroom to wash my face first." After speaking, she turned around and quickly slipped away.

Another half bottle of makeup remover was applied to my face, and I quickly painted myself into a big face. The mirror on the sink reflected a ridiculous me.

"How stupid!" I couldn't help scolding myself, "There is no way to do such a simple thing well!"

"Tongtong?" I don't know when Song Yu followed in. When I turned to look at him, I found that he was already dressed neatly. He was wearing a silver-gray slim-fit suit, with a white shirt inside the suit, and the shirt was close to his chest. A little bulging, it should be Xiaoyu, with a thin shiny black tie, a pair of well-polished black pointed-toed leather shoes on his feet, his hair was pulled up with pomade to reveal his full forehead, and his chiseled handsome face hangs With a gentle smile, although Song Yu chose the most conservative colors, he looked quite energetic, so handsome that he could go directly to the beauty pageant.

Looking at Song Yu like this, I was a little dazed, and as a result, I was only indulging in beauty and completely forgot how embarrassed I was at this time. When I finally came back to my senses, I yelled belatedly, and then used my hands and feet together. Push Song Yu out.

"It's disgusting! Why don't you say hello first when you come in!" I almost cried, Song Yu is so handsome, but I am so terrible, I don't deserve it at all!

"Tongtong, be careful, there is water on the ground, don't fall." Song Yu was pushed backwards by me, but he still cared about me.

I couldn't help but feel even more ashamed. It was obviously my own poor makeup skills, and I blamed Song Yu for not saying a word when he came in.

With a long sigh, I immediately gave up the plan to push Song Yu out, anyway, I have seen everything that should be seen.

"Is there still time to call Sister Rita?" I turned my back to Song Yu dejectedly, and I needed to pinch my thigh hard to calm down the thought that I must go with Song Yu.

"Don't Tongtong want to go?" Song Yu came over and put his hands on my shoulders, rubbing his face against my hair.

"I'm not going." I tried my best to make myself shake my head, "You go to sister Rita."

"If Tongtong doesn't go, I won't go." Song Yu hugged me suddenly, and brought his lips closer to kiss my chemical-covered face quickly and fearlessly.

"Don't die!?" I was so shocked that I turned around and pushed Song Yu away vigorously. The place on my face where he kissed was so hot that I was about to be burned. How could he be such a stupid fool!What if these cosmetics have expired?What if he poisons me to death?

"It tastes good." Song Yu touched his lips with his right index finger and winked at me, "It's mixed with the special smell of Tongtong."

"..." What else can I say?He could only stand still and watch Song Yu perform seductive moves.

"Tongtong come here." Song Yu smiled and hooked his right index finger at me, "I have something to say to Tongtong."

"Isn't it okay to just say that?" Although what he said was true, it still passed by by mistake. It's not that my resistance is too weak, but Song Yu is really handsome. I think anyone who sees such a handsome guy is so messed up It will also be powerless.

Before he walked over, Song Yu stretched out his long arms and pulled me into his arms. I carefully turned my face to the side so that the solid-liquid mixture on my face would not stain his new suit.

"Why?" She moved shyly, "Don't you have something to tell me?"

Song Yu smiled softly, leaned down, and whispered into my ear: "Actually, Tongtong is so naturally beautiful, she looks the best without makeup."

"Come on!" I was told so that my face turned red, and the makeup remover on my face was almost dried by my high temperature.

"Really!" Song Yu hugged me tighter, bit my earlobe, and tore it gently, "Tongtong must be the most eye-catching tonight."

"Are you sure I can be prettier than those female stars without makeup?" Sure enough, my unsteady heart began to waver. I can go with Song Yu, how can I be unhappy?

"Must!" Song Yu suddenly let go of me, and patted my buttocks with a wide palm, "Tongtong hurriedly washed his face and came out, I have already helped Tongtong prepare all the clothes for tonight , Tongtong definitely looks better than anyone else in it."

"I actually believe you a little bit." As soon as he finished speaking, his legs rushed to the sink before his brain, and he desperately splashed water on his face.

Song Yu folded his hands on his chest and leaned against the door of the bathroom to watch me wash my face. From time to time, he raised his head slightly and could see in the mirror that he was always smiling.

Song Yu's so-called costumes for me were bought by him when I locked myself in the room to learn how to make up, and this set of equipment on him was also brand new.

I thought it was some kind of evening dress with thighs, breasts and back exposed, but what Song Yu bought for me was...

"Are you sure I can wear it like this?" Pulling a piece of cloth on my chest, I really couldn't figure it out.

It's not that I doubt Song Yu, it's really too strange. When I go to the banquet hall later, the female compatriots inside must be scrambling to show off here and there to win the attention of the men. I'm the only one wrapped up like this, indeed It is the most "eye-catching".

"It's so pretty!" Song Yu praised me sincerely, "I said Tongtong would look beautiful in it."

"But..." I was still a little worried, "Everyone wears evening gowns, so I..."

"He's a star, he wants demeanor and not temperature." Song Yu straightened the wig on my chest and straightened the collar of the cloak for me, "We are ordinary people, of course temperature is more important than demeanor."

"The heating and air conditioning will be turned on in the banquet hall." I am still dying, although I admit to myself that the outfit Song Yu chose for me is really beautiful.

The waist-length wavy wig not only covers my round face but also makes me look more playful.A pink cotton tight-fitting bottoming shirt and a white goose down half-length cape. The extra piece of cloth on the chest just covered my flat chest. The lower body is a pair of white fleece tight leggings. My two slender legs are paired with a creamy yellow fluffy skirt, and the shoes are a pair of pure white wedge-heeled leather shoes with cute cartoon patterns pasted with bright diamonds on the toe and heel. It matches the style of my clothes.

"Even if the air conditioner is turned on, it's just right for Tongtong to wear it like this." Song Yu took a step back, nodded his head, "I put a coat in the car, and Tongtong must remember to put it on when I get in the car, otherwise it will hurt It's cold, take off your coat after entering the banquet hall, Tongtong is definitely the most beautiful female companion in the audience."

"Is it so exaggerated?" I turned sideways and jumped in front of the half-length mirror on the closet door. The more I looked at it, the more I was satisfied, it was as if it was tailor-made for me.

"It's not an exaggeration at all. No one dares to go to the reception like Tongtong with a plain face, but we have the capital." Song Yu looked at his watch, smiled and came over and hugged my waist, "It's almost time to go out .”

"Is it true that you don't even need to apply lotion?" I touched my face which was only covered with baby cream, and whispered to myself, "Will it look shabby?"

Song Yu's ears were sharp, and he laughed as soon as he heard it: "Cosmetics are used to cover up the ugly old women. Tongtong is young and good-looking, so I don't need those things at all."

"But what if one day I also grow old?" I didn't leave, I insisted on Song Yu answering this question on the stairs.

Song Yu stood on the stairs one step shorter than me and looked at me. I wore wedges today and I happened to be the same height as him.

"At that time, Tongtong just don't abandon me first." Song Yu suddenly hugged me, buried his face in my shoulder and said vaguely, "I'm afraid of losing, I'm really afraid."

I suddenly realized that Song Yu was actually 12 years older than me. When I get old, Song Yu will be older than me.

"Fool!" I also put my arms around Song Yu's waist, and made a promise to him, "I will always be with you, even if you drive me away, I won't leave."

"Tongtong~" Song Yu turned his face and kissed me, and slowly moved his hands on my back. My heart couldn't help but "plop", and the blood all over my body began to boil.

"Let's go, it's too late." I pushed Song Yu away hard, and looked away embarrassedly. If I keep quiet, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave. I have to go back to the room and do a real fight.

"Tongtong is so beautiful tonight." Song Yu wanted to come over to kiss me, but I grabbed him hard before he retreated obediently, and led me down the stairs.

"I don't even want to see whose wife it is." I hummed twice, and I almost sprained my foot by accident. Although it is a wedge, I am still a little unaccustomed to it. At the same time, I am glad that Song Yu bought the wedge, otherwise I absolutely can't handle stilettos with my skill.

As soon as Song Yu caught me, he hugged my princess again. I struggled to get down and walk by myself. Song Yu made a gesture to come over and kiss me. In order to arrive at the hotel on time, he had no choice but to let him hug me. car.

2013-12-15

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