Rebirth of Jinse Nianhua

Irritability, incomparable irritability, continuous irritability has plagued me for two whole days, and I was so irritated that I was thinking about a problem even when I was walking, eating, going to the bathroom and taking a bath-how to dress up as a man.

The development of the matter is like this. Tomorrow Christmas Eve, there will be a VIP reception in the grand banquet hall of Huangtinghaoyuan Xinyuan Hotel, where big names in the entertainment industry gather. Because Song Mi has done something wrong, even though Song Yu Outsiders were also invited to participate, the purpose was to introduce Song Yu to the famous celebrities in today's entertainment industry, and also to lay the foundation for the transformation of Yushen Creative into a purely commercial advertisement, but the premise is that all attendees must bring a The opposite sex goes together.

Song Yu originally wanted his assistant Rita to be his female companion to accompany him, but he also tried to hide this matter from me in secret.The sensitivity of my rival's radar monitoring system is not something to brag about. Early in the morning, I saw that Song Yu was in a trance, especially when he looked at me, full of guilt.

Just two days ago, Song Yu secretly called Rita in the name of cooking supper for me in the kitchen, and asked Rita with a smile on his face to buy a set of equipment for the reception at a famous store in Jugui and Charge it to his account!So far, the evil conspiracy has finally been smashed by me successfully.

In fact, I quietly followed Song Yu down the stairs when he was restless, and hid at the kitchen door to see what he was hiding from me, but I heard all the conversations between Song Yu and Rita (Rita's reaction I guessed it with my little toe), I took it for granted that my hair exploded in an instant, obviously I was the most qualified person to accompany Song Yu to the reception, the feeling of being deceived instantly swelled so much that my chest was about to burst, I rushed He went up and grabbed Song Yu's cell phone and put it to his ear, ready to kill Rita's hope in the cradle.

On the other end of the phone, Rita was still yelling excitedly that she could meet so many real big stars at once and get a set of necessary equipment for a high-end reception that was more expensive than her monthly salary. I said, "Sister Rita, brother-in-law just now He said he was joking with you by taking you to the reception, please don’t take it seriously” and successfully cut off Rita’s nearly hoarse cheers, and then said “but it’s true that the bonus doubled this month” and hung up the phone neatly.

Song Yu stood upright with a sincere face of admitting his mistake, waiting for my interrogation. I glanced at him expressionlessly, and walked out of the kitchen without saying anything.

Song Yu immediately followed up and held my hand from behind to prevent me from leaving, and begged for mercy pitifully: "Tongtong, don't be angry, at worst, I just don't go to the reception."

I turned my head and looked up at Song Yu, he pouted and frowned, his handsome face was covered with a sincere expression of "asking for another chance", which instantly hit the softest part of my heart.

"Who told you that I was angry?" I handed the phone back to Song Yu, laughing at his fuss with the corners of my mouth curled up, "It's not allowed to pretend to be deep once in a while?"

Song Yu hesitated for a moment, and took the phone and put it in his pants pocket until he was sure that I was really not joking.

"Tongtong?" Song Yu pulled me over and shackled me in his arms, looked at me with his head slightly lowered, his steady breathing brought a numb feeling across my side face, and his thin lips trembled, "I'm sorry. "

"I'm really not angry." I once again showed my poise as a prime minister, and then stood on tiptoe with difficulty trying to get up to kiss Song Yu, but the result was still not high enough, and I only kissed Song Yu's chin.

Once again, I was deeply hurt by my height. I couldn't do such a simple thing, and I felt a little depressed.

Annoyed, he pushed Song Yu away, and complained to himself: "Why are you so tall? You can't eat it!"

The height problem has always been a flaw that I can’t touch. Even if I grew to the limit in the previous life, I was 10cm behind Song Yu, and all the organs in my body except the eyes were a size smaller than him.

Song Yu almost staggered, and after standing still, he quickly pressed her face up, and even held my face and bent down to kiss my lips, and then the sexy thin lips swept over my cheeks, my ear pinna , my eyebrows...

"Tongtong is a little giant in thought." Song Yu put his arms around me to comfort him, "I guess he is much taller than Yao Ming."

"Come on, I won't be able to surpass him in ten lifetimes." Although he said so on the lips, in his heart, because of Song Yu's words, flowers bloomed all over the mountains and plains with joy.

But thinking of the reception on Christmas Eve, my nerves became tense again. I was afraid that Song Yu would not go if he couldn’t say no. Everyone knew that this was a great opportunity. I just experienced a life-and-death catastrophe, and I really can't stand any more blows, so expanding my network is definitely a top priority.

"You must go to the reception!" I can't control that much anymore, I don't want other women to accompany Song Yu, so I have no choice but to recommend myself, "I will accompany you!"

The matter has come to this point, and the problems will naturally follow. Although Song Yu told me to ignore the broken rule that only parties of the opposite sex can be brought to the reception, I also know that it is not wise for Song Yu and I to appear as a couple at this time Song Wanzhuo has always been unwilling to give up on Song Yu's son. If he openly fights with him now, he is purely looking for death, so it is wise to pretend to be an ostrich temporarily before I am fully prepared.

The camera zooms back to the present two days later.

In the bathroom, Song Yu was happily taking a shower while humming a cheerful little song. Since my birthday, Song Yu packed his luggage and moved to my room, starting a real cohabitation life.

I was still lying on the desk in a half-dead state, torturing my fragile little heart with all my might, and the little Tong on my neck was almost crushed by me.

The reception is just around the corner, and I racked my brains and couldn't think of a better way than disguising myself as a woman to sneak into the reception, and the time does not allow me to struggle to my death.

Gritting his teeth, he turned on the computer.

Click on the Baidu homepage, enter "how to dress up as a man" in one go, and then press "Enter" with the mentality of returning to the shroud of horse leather.

What made me happy was that someone had already asked this question on Du Niang. I suddenly felt a lot more balanced in my heart. I gently touched Xiaotong on my neck to apologize for my rough behavior just now, and then looked at it seriously. up.

Click on the link that ranks first, and see, there are a lot of N replies below.

Netizens on the first floor: "Wigs, cosmetics, breasts, lower bodies, coats, shoes, stockings, plus women's behavior habits."

Netizen on the second floor: "Do you want to be a fake mother?"

Netizen on the third floor: "Buy a headgear, and borrow the rest from lesbians."

Netizen on the fourth floor: "Head and face: Wear a longer wig, and the wig is best to cover the cheeks, so that it looks more realistic. The bangs should be longer and slightly cover the eyes. The beard on the face must be shaved clean, and some powder should be applied to the skin. Whiter, the mascara makes the eyelashes longer and slightly upturned, which can enlarge the eyes. Adam’s apple and voice: This is the most difficult, the Adam’s apple can be covered with a scarf, the voice is falsetto, it’s best not to talk as little as possible. Chest: Chest Use a large bra, and if you have money, you can use prosthetic breasts. Legs: If you want to wear a skirt, it is recommended to wear black stockings, which can cover the leg hair and make the legs look sexy at the same time. The skirt should not be too tight, or there will be flaws. Shoes: If It’s best if you have big-sized high heels, and if you don’t have them, wear bright sneakers. Behavior and thought: Try to go out at night as much as possible for the first time as a man dressed as a woman, to prevent embarrassment and embarrassment if you don’t get used to it, and don’t go into the wrong men’s toilet when you go to the toilet. Walk You have to look like a woman. Also, you have to overcome psychological barriers, and you can not care about being ridiculed. Personal experience, I hope to adopt it. I wish the host a good luck!"

Netizen on the fifth floor: "Put two apples on your chest, you'd better buy a wig."

Netizen on the sixth floor: "Make up."

Netizen on the seventh floor: "I think you should find a woman to help you with this."

Below the seventh floor, it is all filled with water and bricks. There is no reference value. In the upper floors, only the replies from netizens on the fourth floor are the most conscientious in the industry. Even after reading his replies, I still can’t hold back Sweat dripped down his face.

"How do you dress up as a man?" Song Yu's voice suddenly sounded from behind, which made me tremble violently and almost fell out of the chair.

I was so engrossed in watching that I didn't even notice when the sound of water in the bathroom stopped. My heart skipped five, six, seven or eight beats because of Song Yu's scare.

With lingering fear, he patted his chest to make his heart beat faster and return to normal. Song Yu also walked around from behind to check my condition.

"What is Tongtong doing looking at these things?" Song Yu picked me up, and he sat on the chair by himself, and I sat on his lap, the palms washed by hot water were still pink, and it felt like touching my face It's even better.

"Tomorrow is the reception, do your homework in advance." The whole person leaned limply in Song Yu's arms, because the heartbeat continued to be high and his chest was still heaving violently.

"Fool!" Song Yu scolded me in a low voice, but his tone was more gentle than ever.

"Oh!" Pounding Song Yu's chest, I tried to make my expression look more serious, "I know you love me and don't want me to wrong myself, but I really don't care, just try something new thing."

"Tongtong~~" Song Yu grasped my fist, pulled the corner of his mouth uglyly and showed a wry smile, "Do you think loving me is a very hard thing?"

"Nonsense!" I was really upset, how could he doubt me on this matter!

"I'm sorry." Song Yu saw that I was really angry, and immediately apologized.

"Huh!" I deliberately turned my face away from looking at Song Yu, but my eyes immediately touched Xiaoyu hanging around Song Yu's neck, carrying a hoe foolishly, and smiling happily, my heart melted all of a sudden The same, no matter how big the resentment was, it also disappeared a lot.

"Tongtong?" Song Yu shook his left leg, hoping to attract my attention.

In order to give Song Yu a little color, I didn't move and didn't say a word.

"Tongtong?" Song Yu shook his right leg again.

I still stand still.

"Tongtong?" She moved her left arm.

I still don't respond.

"Tongtong?" His right arm trembled and he scratched my armpit.

I was ticklish, so I fell into Song Yu's trap right away. I was still a little bit angry, but I laughed out loud when I was scratched.

"I was wrong." Song Yu took the opportunity to move his face closer to kiss me, but I dodged it as soon as I hid.

"Fortunately, you are still a top student who graduated from a world-renowned university! You don't even understand such a simple truth!" The first two sentences were yelled aggressively, but after these two sentences, I was discouraged. The more I thought about it, the more I felt wronged, and my voice became more and more Xiao, "If I feel hard, I won't love you. If you really love someone, you will never feel tired. Do you understand?"

Song Yu didn't speak for a long while, and looked at me with burning eyes. I blushed a little, trying to avoid his sight, but he held my face and kissed him domineeringly. This kiss was sweeter than any previous kiss. To be lingering, I went from resisting hard at the beginning to accepting it with joy and then dedicating myself wholeheartedly. This kiss lasted so long that it seemed that time had forgotten to pass away.

After finally kissing, I snuggled into Song Yu's arms and panted heavily, pulled his ear and ordered: "Don't resist my decision, I must dress up as a woman tomorrow!"

Song Yu was pulled so hard that his head was tilted to the side. I deliberately used a lot of force. The pain must be very painful, but he smiled with an unfinished expression: "Listen to my wife!"

I admit, I blushed again, just because of Song Yu casually calling me this very common name. I clearly remember that Song Yu never called me "wife" in the previous life, and now I heard it from him, instantly I was so moved.

2013-12-13

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