you're pretending

It was a blessing in disguise, and Lu Xingfei was frightened by Yan Zhen. In order to make amends, Yan Zhen drank for him and helped him avoid the trouble of exposing his drinking capacity.

Lu Xingfei gnawed on the mutton skewers, watched Huang Jin and Simon punching rock-paper-scissors to drink, and silently hoped that the 24 bottles of wine would be finished soon, and don't leave him a sip.

Shen Ximeng lost two games in a row, finished a whole bottle, and took a look at Lu Xingfei.

Lu Xingfei's heart skipped a beat, he looked away guiltily, and concentrated on eating the mutton skewers.

"Don't you think it's okay?" Simon Shen asked, opening a bottle of wine again and handing it to Lu Xingfei.

Lu Shengfei: ...

"I won't do it." Lu Xingfei responded with a pun.

He was afraid that Simon Shen would be obsessed with sharing wine with him, so he ate the mutton skewers in twos and twos, and pretended to be eager to find other barbecues in the box.

"Hey! Don't play tricks, you drink it yourself if you lose, don't try to fool my brother, he can't drink a drop of wine tonight, he has to go into my stomach, I owe him this!"

Shen Simon frowned puzzled, "What did you offend him?"

"Oh, the lights in the classroom suddenly went out. I didn't know that my brother was afraid of the dark and frightened him."

"Oh, I forgot to tell you. The teaching building will be cut off at 10:30, and the dormitory will be turned off at [-]:[-], so as to prevent some students from ruining their health by forgetting to eat and sleep in order to study."

Hearing this, Yan Zhen looked suddenly enlightened, took the wine bottle and touched the wine bottle in Shen Simon's hand.

"Your pot, because of your negligence, scared my brother, do it!"

Shen Simon shrugged without any objection, and raised his head to dry the bottle.

Lu Xingfei got the news that the lights were turned off at eleven o'clock, wiped his hands and took out his phone from his pocket to check the time.

He is a good boy, his mobile phone is only used for contacting his family, and it is usually on silent, and he basically doesn't take it out to look at it before and after school.

Now I took it out and took a look, only to find that his mother had sent him a WeChat message a few hours ago.

Mom: [Save me, the teacher sent a WeChat message saying that you went home tonight without evening self-study, what happened? 】

When Lu Xingfei saw it, his heart skipped a beat!

The first day of swapping identities!His brother gave him a moth!He actually escaped the evening self-study under his identity!He is a good student who never skips class!

Lu Xingfei was so nervous, he calculated the time difference, it was only [-]:[-] pm in France now, his mother must still be waiting for his reply, but he didn't know how to reply.

"Are you afraid of the dark?"

After finishing a bottle of wine, Shen Ximeng looked at Lu Xingfei with some doubts.

Lu Xingfei was in a turmoil, not noticing the change in Shen Ximeng's eyes, and responded with a dry laugh.

Yan Zhen was dissatisfied when he heard it, "What's wrong with being afraid of the dark? No matter how good a person is, there will be a weakness. Don't discriminate against being afraid of the dark!"

With that said, Yan Zhen brought Lu Xingfei another grilled enoki mushroom skewer, and touched it with a wine bottle and a bamboo stick.

"Brother, we don't even know each other. After making this Flammulina velutipes, you don't have to be afraid of the dark in the future. Brother will protect you!"

Brother Huang is always so nonsensical.

Lu Xingfei just thought it was funny, but after listening to Yan Zhen's words, a light flashed in his mind.

He watched Yan Zhen raise his head to dry the bottle, then bit the Flammulina velutipes into his mouth, then wiped his hands to reply to his mother's message.

[It's nothing, I'm just a little afraid of the dark, my brother doesn't live in the same school as me, I'm afraid to go home alone at night, so I go home early, I can go home to review the content of the evening self-study, mother can rest assured. 】

Just after replying, the other party replied in seconds.

Mom: [So that’s how it is. The mother told the teacher that the teacher should also believe in your learning ability. 】

Mom: [I just said, my family saves my mother the most peace of mind, there will be no problem.Your brother didn't cause you any trouble, did he?If you have anything to tell mom in time. 】

After reading his mother's reply, Lu Xingfei was both proud and disappointed.

He is too well-behaved and trustworthy in his mother's heart, so every time they go out they talk the most about his brother who is prone to trouble.

Sometimes Lu Xingfei even wanted to cause trouble, so that his parents would miss him more, but when he thought that his parents were already busy, worrying about his brother would be enough of a headache, so he would give up this idea in the end and be more obedient.

Of course, my brother got into trouble again, Lu Xingfei sighed in his heart, and told his mother that there was nothing wrong for the time being, so she could rest assured.

After a brief chat, when Lu Xingfei raised his head again, Brother Huang and Simon had already finished half of the wine, and they were still working on rock-paper-scissors.

"Are the lights going to be turned off?" Lu Xingfei reminded.

As soon as the voice fell, bah, all the lights in the dormitory went out.

Lu Xingfei was just startled tonight, and the hairs on his back immediately stood up, and he subconsciously moved towards Yan Zhen's direction.

Yan Zhen also fulfilled what he said just now, and hugged Lu Xingfei.

"Don't be afraid, brother is here, hiccup~"

Lu Shengfei: ...

"It's okay, there are emergency lights, go ahead and drink!"

Shen Simon said while going to turn on the emergency light at the bathroom door.

He walked over, handed Lu Xingfei another bottle of wine, and said with a smile, "Do you think there is a bit of a nightclub atmosphere now, would you like a bottle?"

Lu Xingfei didn't expect Shen Ximeng to be so persistent in offering him a drink, and before he could figure out how to refuse, Yan Zhen who was beside him snatched the bottle.

"Don't let my brother drink, I'll come!"

After finishing speaking, it was a big meal.

After pouring, Yan Zhen pulled Shen Ximeng rock-paper-scissors again, and the two started a fight again.

Lu Xingfei was sitting on the sidelines, not in the mood to eat barbecue. Seeing that the two of them seemed a little drunk and had no time to take care of himself, he picked up his phone again, texted his brother on Wechat, and asked him about escaping to study at night.

His brother replied in a rare second.

Lu Juefei: [Brother, don't worry, I played you very well. During the day, I listened carefully to the class. At night, I have something to do. I told the teacher to go home and review. 】

Lu Xingfei held back his laughter, as expected of twins, they wanted to go together with excuses.

Lu Xingfei: [What's the matter?You promised me to restrain myself from getting into trouble before the end of the college entrance examination, so I promised to change identities with you! 】

The other side sent a message "Qiuqiu mud shook me.jpg"

After a while, another message came.

Lu Juefei: [I promise you to be good, but you have to give me some time at night, I'm sitting in a bar blocking people. 】

Lu Juefei: 【I didn’t have the nerve to tell you before, that night I was playing Truth or Dare at the bar, and I went to molested a flirtatious man, but I was chased and molested, I was drunk and angry, and escaped from the bar I bumped into Brother Huang again, and that's how the fight started...]

Lu Juefei: [If it weren't for this demon man, we would have fallen to this point?Don't be caught by me, I don't have as good juice as him! 】

Lu Xingfei knew that his brother had a character of vengeance, and also knew that it was unrealistic for him to stay in school obediently all day long. It was no different from asking him to come to Jianhu.

It would be good if he didn't get into trouble, Lu Xingfei didn't try to persuade him any more, and he didn't dare to tell his brother that Brother Huang was his tablemate now, for fear that his brother would come to Jianhu immediately.

Lu Xingfei: [Okay, you should be careful!Also, Wangting told me in advance for the small and big exams, and I will take the exams by myself. 】

Lu Juefei: [Hey!sneak out?Brother, are you going to skip school?I went to check around Jianhu tonight, but I didn't find a wall that can be climbed. How did you get out? 】

Lu Shengfei: ...

He won't tell his brother that there is a dog hole to climb...

Lu Xingfei: [Shanren has his own tricks!Is your pocket money really deducted?Do you want me to give you half? 】

Lu Juefei: 【No, my brother has a friend to help out, so you keep the flowers yourself. 】

Lu Xingfei: [Good job. 】

Lu Juefei: [Jianhu has a good school spirit, but it doesn't mean there are no troublemakers. I heard that there is a guy named Jiang Feng who has some background and is considered the boss of Jianhu. 】

Lu Juefei: [If he bullies you, you must tell me that even if my brother climbs over the glass wall, he will go in and smash his head! 】

Lu Xingfei had no idea about such school bosses and school bullies.

For a good student like him, it is enough to study obediently all day long and be a good example for his classmates, and he cannot get in touch with those students at all.

He felt that his brother's worries were superfluous. He would not provoke Jiang Feng, so why did Jiang Feng bully him?

Said that he knew, and chatted with his brother for a while.

Putting down the phone after chatting, the wine bottles on the ground were all empty, and the two people in rock-paper-scissors also fell silent.

I saw Yan Zhen sitting cross-legged, his eyes were empty, wondering if he was drunk.

As for Simon Shen, he looked in the mirror with a comb and combed his bangs one by one, which was quite annoying in the middle of the night.

"Are you... drunk?"

"Not drunk."

"Not drunk."

The two spoke in unison.

Lu Shengfei didn't quite believe it.

"Then... let's rest? There will be morning reading class tomorrow."

As soon as the words fell, Yan Zhen nodded, stood up, turned around, walked to Lu Xingfei's bed, threw himself on the bed, and fell asleep.

Lu Shengfei: ...

"I haven't showered yet, so my dirty body is not attractive anymore."

As Simon Shen said, he got up and took his pajamas to the bathroom.

Lu Xingfei was dumbfounded. He didn't know whether Shen Ximeng was drunk or not. He was afraid that he would pass out in the bathroom, so he didn't dare to ignore him, so he could only pay attention to the sounds in the bathroom all the time.

After 10 minutes, Simon Shen came out, washing and smelling delicious.

"I have applied body lotion, I don't know which man is lucky enough to get me."

As he spoke, he came over and hooked Lu Xingfei's chin.

Lu Xingfei almost jumped up, and hurriedly pushed him, but the man fell back as if he had lost his bones, and he just fell on his bed and fell asleep.

Lu Shengfei: ...

Sure enough, they are all drunk... Terrible...

Shen Ximeng also fell asleep, and it was impossible for Lu Xingfei to move Yan Zhen back to his own dormitory by himself, so he had to give up.

Resigned to his fate, he tidied up the mess, and then simply took a shower. He was really too tired and sleepy, and he didn't have the strength to care too much, so he pushed Yan Zhen into the bed, and squeezed himself next to the bed for the whole night.

That night, Lu Xingfei slept very tiredly.

A one-meter single bed, two people squeezed, it's almost like stacking an Arhat.

Early the next morning, the two drunk men woke up quite early.

Lu Xingfei heard the popping noise, and woke up to see Shen Ximeng applying skin lotion on his face in the mirror.

And Yan Zhen, sitting at the end of the bed, with a dazed expression, lifted his feet up to his nose and sniffed.

Lu Shengfei: ...

"Brother, are you awake? Thank you for taking me in last night! My jio doesn't stink, don't worry!"

Lu Xingfei didn't know what to say for a while...

"Uh... my jio doesn't smell bad..."

Yan Zhen laughed, woke himself up, got out of bed and stretched.

"After this night of revolutionary friendship, I think you can come to my dormitory to sleep at any time. Your Jio really doesn't smell bad. You must have lied to me last time."

Lu Shengfei: ...

What are these concerns...

"Hurry up and get up, I'll get rid of these 'criminal evidence' first, see you in the classroom."

Shen Ximeng put on her makeup, dressed neatly, picked up the three bags of empty bottles and barbecue garbage, and went out first.

Yan Zhen made an OK gesture, and then said to Lu Xingfei: "I'll go back and wash up, and buy you breakfast. Thank you for taking me in. See you in the classroom."

Lu Shengfei didn't say a word, and there was no one in the dormitory.

He rubbed his temples, yawned and got up to change his clothes.

After washing up, looking at himself in the mirror with soft hair drooping, Lu Xingfei was suddenly taken aback!

Hair spray!Hair oil!His big back!

Hurry up and take out the things his brother prepared, Lu Xingfei fiddled with the mirror.

It was his brother's hairstyle yesterday, and Lu Xingfei himself had never tried it.

The back of the head should be shiny and upright!

Take out your mobile phone and watch Baidu tutorials for a while to study.

After Lu Xingfei finished applying the hair oil, he was in despair—it was too oily, it almost dripped oil...

He wanted to wash his hair and do it all over again, but looking at the time, he was about to miss the morning reading class...

It is impossible for a good student to be late for the morning reading class.

No longer entangled with the hairstyle, Lu Xingfei hurried out.

Running all the way to the downstairs of the dormitory, Lu Xingfei suddenly felt that today's school was even stranger than yesterday, and he couldn't see the faces of the students coming and going on the road...

Then he suddenly remembered... He forgot to wear his contact lenses...

It was too late to go back and get it.

Feeling lost, he walked towards the teaching building.

Along the way, he seemed to see many classmates casting strange glances at him, but he couldn't tell whether it was true or not.

When I walked to the door of Class [-], I happened to ring the bell for the morning reading class.

"Student Lu, did you come out without washing your hair?"

Although there was no early reading class for mathematics, the head teacher, Mr. Chen, still took a look at the class situation very dedicatedly, and couldn't understand Lu Xingfei's hair that was about to drip.

Lu Xingfei was so embarrassed that he couldn't speak.

"Come into the classroom." Teacher Chen was not overly entangled.

Lu Xingfei nodded and hurried into the classroom.

When he got back to his seat, he saw the delicious and hot breakfast that Yan Zhen brought him. Lu Xingfei felt better and satisfied.

"Thank you." Lu Xingfei said with a smile, and sat down to pick up his English textbook.

Yan Zhen patted him, "You're welcome, eat enough to fight."

"What?" Lu Xingfei looked confused.

Yan Zhen picked up a hard card on the table and showed it to Lu Xingfei.

"What I saw on the table in the morning, Jiang Feng was dissatisfied with us coming to Jianhu, and wanted to fight with us, to see who is No. 1."

Lu Shengfei: ...

"Who are you talking about???"

"Jiang Feng, the boss of Jianhu, no, he will be the former boss in the future. If we two brothers join forces, is he a fart?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

I almost couldn't get up in one breath...

He is so hard...

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"small theater"

Tiehanhan·Yan Zhen: I can already imagine the glory of the two of us dominating Jianhu!

Good boy Lu Xingfei: I...can I be the man behind you...

Tiehanhan·Yan Zhen: Why are you behind me?Rush--run on--through the tears and the jeers--

Good boy Lu Xingfei: [Goodbye]