you're pretending

I just mentioned Jiang Feng last night, but today I met him. Lu Xingfei didn't know what kind of bad luck he had recently, and there were all kinds of bad luck.

Last night, I felt that my brother was worrying unnecessarily. He would never have anything to do with Jiang Feng...

Slap on the face.

"At this moment, it's not easy to fight and cause trouble, right? We'd better go to class obediently and ignore him."

Lu Xingfei handed back the letter of challenge left by Jiang Feng to Yan Zhen, evading the question confidently.

Yan Zhen took back the hard cardboard, held it in his hand to play with, looked at Lu Xingfei, and finally shook his head and sighed.

Lu Xingfei just opened his English textbook and squinted at the morning reading content written by the class representative on the blackboard...I couldn't see clearly without wearing contact lenses...

"Brother, I think you're putting the cart before the horse." Yan Zhenyu said earnestly.

Lu Xingfei turned to look at him, confused, "What?"

"Yes, we need to be well-behaved in Jianhu, but who is this for? Is it for the teacher to give feedback to the parents, right?"

Lu Xingfei stroked his head and nodded, "It stands to reason that this is the logic."

Yan Zhen spread his hands, "So, we only need to be obedient on the surface. Jiang Feng dared to declare war in Jianhu, which shows that he has a way to prevent the teacher from finding out. He is very arrogant. Then of course we have to fight, otherwise we will be our famous generals in the school Jianghu in the future. no longer exists."

Lu Xingfei continued to squint at the blackboard, not wanting to answer this question.

"I said that night 'a drunkard rides a broken bicycle', and you punched me. Why are you so calm now that Jiang Feng is throwing the challenge letter? This is not like you! Scared?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

My heart skipped a beat.

He almost forgot again that he was pretending to be his brother.

"No... I'm not afraid..." Lu Xingfei said without confidence.

Yan Zhen nodded in satisfaction, "This is worthy of your oily head."

Lu Shengfei: ...

Thinking of the big back that he made so greasy, Lu Xingfei didn't want to talk even more.

"Why is your hair so oily today? The hairstyle is terrible. Do you usually have a hairdresser do it for you? You can't do it yourself when you come to Jianhu?"

When Lu Xingfei heard this, his eyes lit up when he looked at Yan Zhen.

Brother Huang Jin is really a genius. He can ask a question and answer it by himself every time, which saves him too much trouble.

"You got the answer right." Lu Xingfei smiled.

Yan Zhen curled the corners of his mouth proudly, "I'll help you do it tomorrow, and I'll teach you how to style it."

"Okay." Lu Xingfei was even happier. Brother Huang Jin was really an assist.

The sound of endorsement in the classroom had already sounded, and Lu Xingfei looked at the morning reading content on the blackboard again, and even wanted to tell Brother Huang that he was a little unclear. Presumably, Brother Huang could find out the reason for his poor eyesight by himself.

Turning her head, she saw Yan Zhen eating a big bag of fresh meat...

"Do you have breakfast in morning class?" Lu Xingfei asked in disbelief.

Yan Zhen also looked at him incredulously upon hearing this.

"What's the matter, brother? I thought the whole world was a scumbag. It's not normal to have breakfast in morning reading class? Did you always go to morning reading obediently before? Isn't it like you?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

Yes, his brother never obediently went to morning reading...

"I'm afraid you will be seen by the teacher. In the morning reading class, Teacher Chen will often patrol outside."

Yan Zhen took out another cup of hot fresh soy milk, inserted a straw to suck it, and looked at Lu Xingfei with hatred in his eyes.

"You've really put the cart before the horse. Pretending to be good can't suppress our inherent chicness. If I don't let him see it, it's over?"

Yan Zhen was talking while drinking, and suddenly saw a small hole on the table, and raised an eyebrow at Lu Xingfei.

"I have an idea!"

As he spoke, he put the soya-bean milk cup into the belly of the table, and the straw just came out of the small hole.

Yan Zhen smiled, took out the English textbook, opened it and spread it flat on the table, and then lay on the table with his arms folded, his mouth buried between his arms, just in time to hold the straw in his mouth, creating a silent reading of the English book. back illusion.

"Look at me, look at me!"

After successfully drinking soy milk, Yan Zhen patted Lu Xingfei proudly.

Lu Shengfei: ...

I can see that he is hungry...

I had to catch up with the morning reading class, and I haven't had time to eat breakfast yet.

He looked down on his desk, but didn't find a lucky little hole.

"I didn't, forget it."

"Why forget it? The breakfast I bought for you is cold after the early reading class. You can eat it quickly. I will cover you from being seen and it will be over."

Yan Zhen was wearing a casual and loose denim jacket today. He looked out of the window a few times to make sure that there was no teacher patrolling. He opened the jacket suddenly, turned slightly to face Lu Xingfei, and used the open jacket to cover Lu Xingfei. There may be a line of sight from the window.

Lu Shengfei: ...

Is it too much that there is no silver 300 taels here?

"What are you looking at, come and eat."

Saying that, Yan Zhen took the soy milk for Lu Xingfei, inserted a straw, and stuffed it into the left inner pocket of the denim jacket, beckoning Lu Xingfei to lean over and take a few sips.

Lu Shengfei: ...

"Come here and try it. It's perfect. When the teacher comes over later, I'll tell you that there's something thorny on my clothes. I'll ask you to check it for me. He can't see the soy milk."

"It's not good..."

"Tsk, Mo Mo Chi Chi, you have this time to hesitate, you have already taken several mouthfuls of soy milk."

Yan Zhen sighed, and immediately moved to Lu Xingfei's place, then put his arms around Lu Xingfei's head, hugged him and pressed it into his arms, asking him to try to take a couple of mouthfuls of soy milk.

Lu Xingfei has ten thousand white rabbits jumping around in his heart, what's going on! ! !

Brother Huang deserved to fight a lot, the hand pressing the back of his head was so strong that he couldn't break free. Seeing the soy milk was close in front of him, he swallowed subconsciously.

In fact, what Yan Zhen said was quite right, the teacher would only see him bending over to look at Yan Zhen's clothes outside.

Anyway, he couldn't break free, so Lu Xingfei broke his heart and simply weighed his heart, leaned over to grab the straw, and took a few mouthfuls.

The soy milk was no longer hot, and the warm temperature was just right. After taking two sips, Lu Xingfei became a little addicted, so he took a few more sips.

"How is it? Is it delicious?"

Lu Xingfei nodded.

"What's delicious? Share it with the teacher?"

Teacher Chen's voice appeared in my ears at some point.

Lu Xingfei was startled and jumped up on the spot.

Yan Zhen was also taken aback, and subconsciously let go of Lu Xingfei's head.

The two turned their heads to look, only to find that Teacher Chen was standing by their table at some point.

"What are you doing?" Teacher Chen asked with a frown.

Lu Xingfei was frightened to death. He had never made a mistake and was criticized by the teacher. He bowed his head and stood silently by the side, but he really didn't know how to explain Yan Zhen's situation.

The male student next door in the aisle covered his mouth and looked at them, his eyes were full of "what a fucking exciting picture".

After a long silence, just when Lu Xingfei decided to admit his mistake to the teacher frankly, Yan Zhen stood up beside him.

Yan Zhen didn't blush, but still opened his denim jacket, and generously showed Teacher Chen the soy milk in the pocket inside.

"It's nothing, I just miss my mother, Mr. Chen, do you think my mother was breastfeeding like me when I was young?"

Lu Shengfei: ...

Brother Huang...is amazing...he wants to stay away from...

Teacher Chen:……

A mouthful of old blood was stuck in his throat, and the sausage mouth on his fat face trembled with anger.

"You two! Move the table to the podium and listen to the class there today!"

Yan Zhen had no objection, took out the soy milk, and then the tablemate dragged a table with one hand and walked to the podium.

The class was full of memorizing, and not many people knew what happened here. Seeing Yan Zhen moving the table, they stopped memorizing one by one, and looked over strangely.

"No concentration at all? Does it have anything to do with you?" Teacher Chen angrily reprimanded the students in the class.

The sound of endorsement sounded again.

Lu Xingfei blushed, and silently pulled his and Yan Zhen's chairs to follow, and sat on the edge of the podium.

He's never been punished like this before, it's a shame.

Sitting silently by the podium, Lu Xingfei didn't dare to mess around anymore, picked up his English textbook, and looked up at the blackboard again.

Yeah!

Check it out!

It is clear at a glance, very clear, and the blackboard is close at hand!

I didn't wear contact lenses today. The teacher said that they will sit by the podium for a day today. He can see the blackboard clearly!

Another... a blessing in disguise?

"Thank you." Lu Shengfei whispered to Yan Zhen.

"Damn, that's how I protect my brother."

The two were not talking about the same thing at all.

There is no more fuss in the morning reading class.

After the morning reading class, Lu Xingfei picked up the steamed stuffed bun that Yan Zhen bought for him, and it was indeed cold.

"There is a microwave oven in the teacher's office, I'll give you a bite." Yan Zhen got up, picked up the buns and walked out.

Lu Xingfei was embarrassed to bother him, so he also followed.

As soon as the two walked to the door of the classroom, they saw a curly-haired boy with the word "arrogant" written all over his face, standing in the corridor of Class 5 surrounded by four or five followers.

"Hahaha! Brother Feng, forget it, what kind of Boss Wang Ting, what kind of No. [-] middle school bully, was punished by the teacher to sit by the podium, it's so funny!"

The curly-haired boy was Jiang Feng.

Lu Xingfei glanced at him, and silently hid behind Yan Zhen.

Yan Zhen raised his eyebrows and glanced at them, "Have you ever sat on the podium? Have you ever had such an honor? You are the only one with a mouth?"

Jiang Feng stroked his curly hair and let out a snort.

"Forget it, take back the gauntlet, and students who are at the mercy of the teacher are not worthy of competing with me for the status of Jianhu Lake. They are too low."

As he spoke, he waved his hands and led a group of followers to leave.

"Stop!" Yan Zhen said coldly.

Lu Xingfei, who was hiding behind Yan Zhen, shuddered subconsciously. After seeing too much of Brother Huang's sand sculpture, he realized for the first time that Brother Huang was really scary when he was cold.

Afraid that he was about to make a move at the door of the classroom, Lu Xingfei tugged on La Yanzhen's clothes, signaling him to calm down and not to cause trouble.

Of course, Yan Zhen didn't understand it that way.

He turned his head and glanced at Lu Xingfei, then nodded, "I understand, I leave this opportunity to you!"

Lu Shengfei:? ? ? ! ! !

No no no no no no!

That was not what I meant! ! !

The atmosphere in the corridor became very awkward for a while.

Everyone looked at Lu Xingfei.

Lu Xingfei swallowed, it would be too embarrassing if he didn't come out.

After a long time of mental construction, Lu Xingfei finally walked up to Yan Zhen resignedly.

"Boss Wang Ting sitting by the podium? What do you want to say?" Jiang Feng asked with a sneer.

Lu Xingfei swallowed again, looked at Jiang Feng, his eyes lit up, and he raised his finger.

"You seem to have a bit of buck teeth? I think your face will look better if you get it done. My roommate's family runs a beauty clinic. Now you can get a 99% discount if you sign up for orthodontic treatment."

As soon as the words fell, the corridor fell into an even more awkward silence.

And Yan Zhen patted Lu Xingfei on the shoulder and gave him a thumbs up.

"Good brother, killing people invisible, amazing!"

"Did you hear me, my brother means that your teeth are too ugly, you are holding back your words, your eyes are hot!"

Lu Shengfei: ...

no no no... i'm not...