Curse this wonderful world

63: [The Curse of 63]

Ah, but speaking of Fukaha...

"Shen Yu just sent a message saying that Nitro's place is about to end, and they will stop by and ask us to have dinner together." Xia Youjie sat down next to Wujo Wu, said to his friend, turned to look at Qihai and Huiyuan and smiled, " It's rare that everyone is here, so you two should come together. My treat."

"Hey!" Huiyuan's expression immediately lit up, and while pulling Qihai to sit down on the opposite sofa, he asked happily, "Is it really possible?"

"There's nothing wrong with it. Just thank you for helping to buy drinks." As if he could see the pricked ears on his head that didn't exist, Xia Youjie smiled, and looked sideways at his friend: "Enlightenment?"

"Huh? Ah. No problem." Gojo Satoru replied.He just finished talking about the strawberry milk, and the palm technique unfolded, and the package of Tetra Brik was compressed into a block smaller than a sugar cube with a "click".Tilting his head back to calculate the distance, he stretched out his fingertips and flicked, and the small cube flew out, hit the wall, and then fell into the wastebasket in the corner.

"Yeah! NICESHOT!" Haibara waved his arms excitedly and cheered loudly.At the same time, he didn't forget to poke Jianren Qihai with his elbow: "Qihai! Senior is amazing! This is so handsome!"

"Pfft." His reaction was too flattering, not only Xia Youjie, but even Wujo Wu couldn't help laughing.Facing the sparkling eyes of the younger generation, he waved his hands, "It's useless to be envious, you can't learn this."

"Because it's the senior's technique, right?"

"En. Unlimited confinement." After explaining casually, Gojo Satoru suddenly held his chin in one hand and pulled down the sunglasses slightly.Turning his eyes around the two juniors, he said with emotion: "However, the weak are the weak. Well, I seem to understand why Shen Yu likes you two."

happiness--!

Although he has learned about Gojo Gojo's speaking style after being tortured for more than a month, Nanami Jianren was still shocked by his straightforward words and retreated tactically.And Hui Yuanxiong's reaction was completely different from him.The boy who was originally sitting upright on the opposite sofa "pa" eyes lit up, and "swoosh" leaned forward, surprised and delighted: "Hey! Really?"

"Well... Really." Gojo Satoru tilted his head, "Although I didn't specifically say it, but she should like you very much." Don't look at Fukyu who is smiling and polite even when talking to the assistant supervisor she doesn't know. Appearance, but that's all.There are actually very few people she is willing to take the initiative to approach. These two juniors have just entered school, but Shen Yu has frequent contact with them.Although she herself said that she was enjoying the feeling of being a senior, Gojo Satoru could tell that Fukaha had an unusual perception of them.

Perhaps for her, these two are similar to night moths or divas?Five Enlightenments.

"Wow! I'm so happy!" After receiving an affirmative answer, Hui Yuanxiong's eyes suddenly became brighter.He didn't pay attention to Qihai Jianren's expression at all, and he immediately said happily: "I like senior sister very much too! Although senior sister looks small, she is so powerful that it explodes! I still can't catch her! And Senpai is very nice! Last time I found out that we didn't have breakfast, and invited me and Qihai to have dinner! Isn't it? Qihai!"

"Ah..." Jianren Qihai nodded hesitantly—although the one who likes him doesn't know whether he should agree, but what Huiyuan said is indeed the truth.

Xia Youjie laughed when he heard it: "It's really like what Shen Yu would do."

"Ah! Of course I also like the seniors very much!" Haibara added, "But senior sister is different, right? How should I put it? Because she is a girl, so she is very gentle and sensitive? I always feel that she knows we are in the same place at a glance. What do you think, I feel like I can take care of people!"

That's because she really knew it as soon as she saw it.Xia Youjie found it a little funny.But of course he wouldn't tell Fukaba's secret to his juniors.

"If what you're talking about is that you won't suddenly appear like Satoru without saying hello, and then blow you away with one move." So, he smiled and nodded amid Gojo Satoru's protest. "Indeed."

Hui Yuanxiong suddenly laughed heartily, "Hahahaha! That's because Gojo-senpai is too strong. As the predecessor said, the curse spirit will not greet first before appearing. I still need to work harder ah!"

As he spoke, he suddenly corrected his expression. "So, Wutiao-senior, Xia You-senior. I want to apologize. At the beginning of school, I said that senior sister is cute or something. I'm really sorry." He lowered his head sincerely, and when he raised it again, he showed his big face again. smile. "Senior is not just cute! She's super good! So are the seniors! So are the senpai sisters! She is indeed the strongest class!"

After finishing speaking, he stretched out his hand to give a thumbs up to the seniors on the opposite side.

That expression, that movement, could almost flash bright starlight visible to the naked eye, not to mention Xia Youjie, even Wujo Wu was stunned for a moment, the two were slightly startled, and then laughed.Gojo Satoru hooked his friend's shoulder with one hand and raised the corner of his mouth high, "You have vision. Ah, but," he narrowed his eyes suddenly, "It's okay to like Xiaomi as a senior, but not more than that. That guy It's mine, you know that?"

"Ah! Of course!" Huiyuan didn't feel threatened at all, on the contrary, he nodded as it should. "Don't worry ~ senior. We all know that. Besides, senior is not my type." As Xia Youjie said, "We should use 'we' at this time, right? Enlightenment." , he turned to look at Jianren Qihai.

"Hey, isn't that right, Nanami?"

"Ah." Jianren Qihai who was suddenly cue nodded with difficulty.Then, seeing the fellow student who was satisfied with the echo and turned his head happily, chatting cheerfully with the two seniors, his facial muscles twitched again when he thought about the protagonist in their conversation just now .

If Gojo Satoru and Xia Youjie made Qi Hai Jianren unable to raise the slightest respect—they even cast a shadow on the profession of conjurer.Active and cheerful, he can think of the best in everything, and Haibara, who is like a big energetic dog, is alive and kicking every day. It makes Nanami Jianren amazed at the diversity of human personality, but he really can't feel the slightest disgust, but he doesn't know it. If I feel that I have become a good friend with him semi-passively.Then Nanami Jianren's perception of Hinasaki Fukaha is very complicated.

As Haibara said just now, they are often taken care of by Hina Saki-senpai.Different from being busy with business, coming and going in a hurry, and having a temperament that is a bit unapproachable, most of them can only be seen in the infirmary on weekdays.This senior with a striking appearance and a smile would greet them first whenever she met them, even if she was in a different direction, she would take the initiative to come over and have a friendly chat with them if she saw them from a distance, caring about their current situation.

Do you need guidance recently?Did the task feel very hard?If you have any questions about your spells, you can ask Wutiao. If you are injured, you must go to Nitzi. Don't be patient just because you are afraid of troublesome her.Just looking at these conversations, you can tell that she is an enthusiastic senior who cares about the junior students.

Not to mention, as Huibara said, whenever she sees them practicing gymnastics or martial arts, she will stop and watch them for a while, and give a lot of practical guidance.Not only did she give verbal instructions, but because they all used blade-type spells in the attack mode, she also personally participated in the battle as a training partner for Hui Yuan, and even taught Nanami Jianren a lot of sharp skills.Her swordsmanship was born out of the orthodox swordsmanship, and she has rich practical experience. Often a word or a detail can enlighten Jianren Qihai and learn a lot.

And every time at this time, she would smile happily without waiting for him to thank him.With a petite figure that is slightly smaller than the average height, like that little animal, with a small face that only makes people want to be protective, try to look up to look like an older senior, and praise them with a smile.

"Nanami and Haibara are both smart and hardworking, they learn quickly."

Hui Yuanxiong exclaimed loudly more than once, "Senior must be an angel!" Although he would not use such exaggerated words, Nanami Jianren also felt that they were also conjurers, and Hinasaki-senpai was gentle and beautiful with the two This male senior is hardly a creature of this world.

But such a lovable senior, from a certain point of view, is the person Nanami Jianren least wants to meet—in other words, Hina Saki-senpai is completely OK when she is alone Once it happened that she was with the two scum seniors or any one of them, the scene made Jianren Qihai just want to turn around and leave.

Hugging, kissing, biting ears and whispering, fingers intersecting and rubbing together sweetly.They will not stop doing anything that normal people can think of as a couple.That's fine, the problem is, they do even things that ordinary couples would never do!

The first time Jianren Qihai saw Hinasaki Fukaha and Xia Youjie kissing in the corridor of the teaching building, his scalp exploded.The petite senior was sitting on the open window sill in the corridor, being pressed and kissed non-stop by the black-haired senior.Because her back was hanging in the air, even if she wanted to push away the person in front of her, she had no way to rely on it. In order not to fall, she could only hug Senior Xia You's neck tightly.This posture is more convenient for seniors to suppress.

Jianren Qihai, who was standing still, neither advancing nor retreating, heard the black-haired senior chuckle during the kiss, followed by the sound of sticky water and the girl's sweet and intermittent nasal voice in the quiet corridor.Probably because of being kissed hard, after a quick gasp, her legs clamped Senior Xia You's waist, and her thighs unconsciously rubbed against the hem of his uniform.

For the first time, Jianren Qihai regretted why the magician had such good eyesight and hearing.Nearly 20 meters away, the blond boy standing at the other end of the corridor wanted to poke his eyes.He immediately turned around and walked away, viciously giving the middle finger to Senior Scumbag in his heart.Very good, now he knows the meaning of Xia Youjie's "Hinasaki Fukaha and Gojo Satoru are not dating" on the first day of school!

However, at that time, Qihai Jianren did not think that this was just the beginning.

That afternoon, he saw Senior Hinasaki and Senior Gojo in the cafeteria eating while you feed me a mouthful and I feed you a spoonful.Senior Hinasaki leaned half of her body in the arms of Senior Wujo, and put the dishes she didn't like to the mouth of Senior Wujo with a mischievous expression.Then, after he was disgusted and complained, but still ate it, she picked up a tissue and wiped her mouth, took out lip balm and smeared it on her lips twice, and smiled and leaned over to give the five seniors a one-touch kiss.

"Sweet." The white-haired senior wearing sunglasses licked his lips.

"It's the honey lip balm I went to buy with Nitrate last time." Senior Hinasaki smiled and showed the contents to Senior Gojo, but when he was about to come up to him, he pushed his shoulder disgustingly, "You are salty now. , don’t kiss me while eating.”

Hui Yuanxiong, who was sitting opposite to Nanami Jianren, witnessed the whole scene. After the two finished eating and left, he looked at Qihai Jianren in amazement: "Qihai! I always thought that the plot of the girly manga my sister likes is all It's nonsense. I told her that before, and she was disgusted by her. So it's really not! Hey, do you think I should apologize to her?"

——Is this the point? !

Isn't the point... "Huiyuan." Jianren Qihai frowned, and couldn't help asking, "You still remember Senior Xia You said that Senior Hinasaki and Senior Wujo weren't dating?" The implication was That is, don't you think there is a problem?

However, the answer from his classmates made him doubt his life again.

"I know." Hui Yuanxiong was thinking about what to give to his sister to apologize to - Plush?Or the peripherals of the anime she likes recently?The latter seems a little hard to buy, why don't you ask Miss Hinasaki next time, I heard that she is very proficient in these - while answering Nanami Kento's question naturally. "However, the law doesn't stipulate that you can't feed and kiss if you don't date, right?"

There is no regulation in the law, but isn't this the general ethics and moral common sense of being a human being?Jianren Qihai frowned even tighter.But I couldn't think of any rebuttal.Then, soon, he found out that he was the only one with such common sense of morality in this school.

What's the point of being intimate with two people without dating.In the days that followed, Jianren Qihai witnessed various mysterious (suffocating) operations by the three of them.

He was hugged by Senior Wu Tiao with one hand, but turned around to chat with Senior Xia You.He went on a mission with Senior Xia You, got off the car at the school gate and threw himself into the arms of Senior Wu Tiao who came to pick him up.Holding one in each hand, the three of them walked side by side in front of him and Hui Yuan, and went to the cafeteria to have breakfast.As they walked, the black-haired girl in the middle suddenly thought of something, and suddenly laughed happily. She pulled the hands of the two of them and pressed a kiss on the back of their hands.

At this time, Jianren Qihai felt that his expression muscles were going to die.

The worst thing was that once on a weekend, Jianren Qihai rarely indulged himself and slept in the dormitory until noon.He felt thirsty after getting up, and found that the water in the room was gone, so he had to go out and go downstairs to find a bottle of water in the lounge.As soon as he reached the corner of the stairs, he heard voices from downstairs.He had overslept a little at that time, his head was swollen, his thoughts were still a little ignorant, and he didn't think much about it. As a result, he stepped out and was petrified by the scene he saw.

In the downstairs lounge, senior Xia You was lying on the couch, and senior Hinasaki was sitting on his waist.The former's uniform was completely unbuttoned, including his coat and shirt, while the latter, despite his complete clothes, supported his chest with one hand, his face was bright red, and he lowered his head to suck kisses on his Adam's apple.

Xia Youjie put one hand on his forehead and frowned tightly, his breathing was messed up by the black-haired girl's movements, and he wanted to calm down, but she still accused him in a low voice: "Don't move, it won't be easy for me to kiss you." .”

——What kind of restricted-rated pictures are these!

Immediately, Qihai Jianren's expression and eyes died at the same time, he turned around and rushed back to the dormitory, and then slammed the door hard-as for whether the sound would disturb the two downstairs.ah!If it can make them at least learn not to make out in public, he would like to thank God!

Unfortunately this is not possible.The next day, the boys of the two grades had gymnastics class together, and Jianren Qihai laughed when he saw Gojo Wu pointing at Xia Youjie who had changed into sportswear.After laughing, he went up and hung his elbow on his friend, leaned over and "whispered" with him in a very quiet manner.

"How is it? Jie, is it cool? Did you take a long cold shower?" He said, laughing again, "It seems that my teaching is good. The impression is so deep, Xiaomi learns super fast!"

Then, Xia Youjie, who had bulging veins, grabbed his shoulders and fell to the ground with his back.The latter tugged at his neckline and smiled extremely "mildly": "Come on, Wu, we haven't discussed each other for a long time. Are you ready to be beaten?"

So the gymnastics class that day was canceled before it even started.The aftermath of the fight between the two first-level conjurers not only ruined the class of the younger generation, but also blew up half of the playground, shoveling through the forest tens of meters along the way, leaving several huge potholes several meters deep.Jianren Nanami pulled the student of the same level who kept cheering and applauding the two of them like a large dog that was jumping up excitedly, preventing him from rushing forward, feeling that he even lost the desire to complain.

At this moment, the thousands of words in his heart were all condensed into one sentence: What kind of strongest duo, lack of ethics and moral concepts, senior conjurers who trouble the younger generation far more than help, are all fucking dogs!