Curse this wonderful world

62: [The Curse of 62]

However, although the process of driving high and going low was tortuous, and there was a shocking reversal in the ending, but if we only talk about the original intention, the plan of the two DKs—mainly Wujo Satoru—is actually quite successful.

After the first day of school, she really no longer rejected the contact of the three of them.Of course, being shy is going to be shy.But when the three of them went out together, even if Wu Wu suddenly wanted to kiss, she no longer objected.At most, after being kissed, he quickly pushed Gojo Satoru away, turned around and buried his face in his arms.

This reaction initially made both DKs very happy.Gojo Satoru proudly raised his eyebrows at Shen Yu more than once after kissing him-although Xia Youjie didn't really get that much to be proud of.After all, you can kiss him if you want to?He just took care of Fukaba's shyness—or he didn't want others to see her cute expression.

But Wu belongs to the type who is very possessive and at the same time unconsciously shows off his beloved things - in Xia Youjie's view, this is probably similar to the boys in the lower grades of elementary school who would put the limited edition Transformers in the most conspicuous position at home and not let anyone Touch the mentality.So, since Shen Yu didn't resist, he just let him go.

But soon, Xia Youjie discovered that the plan seemed to be a little too successful—if he and Wu had intentionally or unintentionally found various opportunities to hug and kiss in the past, now, she started to tease them.

At the end of the task, when he was hugged, he suddenly kissed him on the cheek, and when he was walking on the road, he would take the initiative to hold his or Wu's hand.When he was doing his homework, he jumped up from behind and wrapped his neck around his neck, pressing his chest on his back.Hugging Wu's waist in a full tram, the whole body is buried in his arms, rubbing back and forth like a milk cat.

Even during class, she was in a daze of boredom, not only staring at his left hand hanging by his side.

As soon as Xia Youjie noticed the movement, Shen Yu grabbed his left hand.The black-haired girl grabbed his hand like playing with a toy, pinched it left and right, poked it, covered the back of his hand to compare its size, and touched the calluses from the nails to the knuckles of his knuckles.After playing for a while, he flattened his palm again, and his white and slender fingertips slowly traced the lifeline in his palm.

There was even one time when he and Wu escaped gymnastics class to chat in the classroom, and Fukaba, who was wearing a tracksuit—she was going to accompany Glass to class—rushed back to get water in a hurry.When I entered the classroom, I saw Wujo Gojo just put a pocky into her mouth, her eyes lit up, she jumped up and bit off half of it with a smile, and then gave a cute "chirp~" on Wujo's cheek He laughed and ran away again.Leaving Wu sitting where he was, he blinked several times before covering his face with his hand.

"Fuck..." He muttered inarticulately while holding the remaining half of a pocky in his mouth, "What kind of super cute creature is this..."

Worst of all, the super cute creature herself has no concept of "she's teasing".She will still blush after being kissed, and her loved ones will be shy first.Sometimes I would suddenly lean over to him or Wu to rub against him, and before they asked, I seemed to think that this behavior was a bit silly, and laughed out loud as if I was amused by myself.

That's too much.

But there are more extremes.

Once the night moth was temporarily busy, and the spell class was changed to self-study.Nitro asked him a big physics problem in a reference book, which was the first time he encountered a problem, and it was a bit troublesome to solve it.Probably because he didn't want to disturb them, when he and Glass were writing and drawing on the draft paper, Fukaha dragged his chair and ran to Gojo Satoru to "write" homework.

With his back to them, he didn't notice anything unusual at first, until Niatzi suddenly raised his brows with a little "Wow~", then he followed her gaze and turned his head to look.I saw that the girl who was supposed to sit still and watched Wujo doing her homework across the desk had already sat on the desk at some point, she leaned forward, facing Gojo Wujo, and supported his shoulders , just like a bird, pecking and kissing his eyes one by one.

The tall white-haired DK seemed to have been pressed the pause button, he closed his eyes and stood there motionless, letting her do whatever he wanted, only the trembling eyelids and eyelashes revealed his restless mood.

Xia Youjie couldn't help laughing.The one who can hold the strongest with one blow, and play with [Six Eyes] so recklessly—yes, there is a pun here—is really only Fukahae.But obviously, he still underestimated the brain circuit of the black-haired girl.Probably thinking that the trembling eyelashes are very interesting, Shen Yu was soon attracted by the long and curled white feathers.

She tilted her head, and suddenly laughed, like a real cat, she leaned up to touch her lips, touched them again, and then chuckled because of the itchy touch on her lips as if a feather had been brushed against her.This was repeated several times.Just when Xia Youjie thought it was over—Wu Tiao’s breathing was on the wrong beat—suddenly, Shen Yu stretched out his hands, wrapped Wujo Wu’s neck, and pressed his head against Wu Tiao Wu’s neck with all his strength. chest.Thin fingers inserted into his hair, stroked the back of his head clumsily, and whispered "Wu Jun is the best, be good, be good~".

Saying that, she bowed her head and kissed the top of his hair.

The actions and lines looked like she had learned it from the scene of the mother coaxing the child that she didn't know when she saw.Nitro beside him let out a smirk, but Xia Youjie already wanted to give his friend some wax.Seeing that the pen that Gojo Wujo was still holding was about to be crushed, Xia Youjie touched the glass with his elbow, and the latter reluctantly put away his phone and spoke to Shen Yu.

"Shen Yu~ I'm so bored, accompany me to the vending machine."

"Oh, okay." My best friend called, Shen Yu immediately left Gojo Satoru, jumped off the table and ran over.It wasn't until the figures of the two girls disappeared outside the door that Xia Youjie rested his chin on one hand and looked at his friend with a suppressed smile.

"Wu, are you okay?"

"...Don't talk to me now..." The white-haired DK, who immediately lay face down on the table as soon as Shen Yu left, said in a muffled voice, "...it's not good at all..."

"Really?" The smile in Xia Youjie's voice became more obvious.

"...Fake..." Gojo Satoru replied "gritting his teeth".In the darkness surrounded by his elbows, he pursed his lips, and there seemed to be a warm and soft touch on the right eye that Fukaha had kissed.Resisting the urge to reach out and touch it.His ears were burning hot.

Thinking of Shen Yu's action of responding to his heart just now, Gojo Satoru felt his heart beating like a drum, he took a deep breath, and buried himself a little deeper.

——What the hell is it.Tsk, this guy was definitely sent by God to conquer him...

There is another person who thinks the same way in the college.However, unlike Gojo Satoru, his idea went further.More than a month after the start of school, Qihai Jianren finally determined and confirmed that the seniors and classmates in this school were sent by God to overcome him!

The casual, cheerful and gentle gentleman's first impression at the beginning of school is a complete misunderstanding.The head teacher's explanation before the start of school is the truth. Apart from their strength, senior Wutiao and Xia You basically have nothing to respect - especially the former.As a junior who lives in the same dormitory building with Gojo Satoru, Nanami Jianren has a deep insight into how free and unrestrained Gojo Satoru is in private—or to put it another way, annoying.

Disheveled clothing: For example, after taking a shower, wearing pajama pants, bare upper body, wearing a towel, and running to the lounge to search for a drink in the refrigerator while wearing a towel, leaving water stains all the way.

There is no public morality: such as driving the external speaker to play games until midnight, and then shouting the name of Senior Xia You through the door panel.Or when he was sleeping soundly, a strong and majestic mantra burst out suddenly, startling him and then disappearing instantly.

Bullying others: As a matter of course, bullying him and Huiyuan.The drinks in the lounge were finished, and obviously he was slumped on the sofa and had nothing to do, but he lifted his chin and directed the two of them to buy them—and even asked them not to buy them from the vending machine.The reason is "I'm tired of drinking the ones in the vending machine. Go to the convenience store. I remember that there are new limited edition cherry blossoms recently. Ah, if you see interesting ones, remember to buy more, and there are also Jay and Fukaba Glass. .Here, take the money. Don't give me the change."

It's not a question of money at all, is it?Jianren Qihai looked at Huiyuan who said happily, "Okay! Qihai! Senior bought us a drink! Hehehe! We made it!" Huiyuan once again felt that the ability of his classmates to focus on the key points was too "powerful" .Isn't the point that the nearest convenience store is at least 2KM away from the college, and the two freshmen who have just entered school can't ask the assistant supervision for such a trivial matter, and they can only walk to and from the whole process? !

What's more, it's fine to buy it, but after buying it, you still think they are slow, and then pick and choose the drinks you bought, picking up a can of coffee with a particularly exaggerated expression, showing a super disgusted expression. "Why did you buy this? Qihaihai, I don't drink such bitter things."

"...Senior, that is mine."

In the background sound of Haibara shiningly saying "Hahaha, Senior Wujo is a sweet party", Jianren Nanami with a frozen face stretched out his hand and pulled the can of clear coffee from Gojo Satoru's hand forcefully.

"Hey~" Gojo Satoru didn't stop his movement, but just looked at him curiously, as if he had come to a conclusion, stood up, hung his elbow on him, and said loudly next to his ear . "Qi Hai Hai~ Your taste is too bad. It's because you drink this kind of stuff all the time that you look old so fast~"

This guy must have never considered how unfriendly his height and weight are to others, right? !Almost staggered by the iron-like arm, Nanami Jianren's expression became even more deadly.

"Senior Wujo, I'm not Qihaihai!" While forcibly breaking the senior's arm off his shoulder, Jianren Qihai repeated what he would repeat every time he saw Wujo Wujo.

However, even though he felt that he had fully expressed his dissatisfaction and resistance, this feeling could not be conveyed to Gojo Satoru at all.

"What's the matter?" Taking advantage of the situation, Gojo Satoru lowered his arms and sat back on the sofa, picking and choosing among the drinks bought by the juniors with great interest—well, this one is for Jie.Ah, this is what Fukaha said he wanted to drink last time.As far as Nitzi is concerned, this green tea is pretty good—while pointing casually: "Qi Hai Hai~ You can't do this. You are not cute at all."

——I don’t want to be considered cute by someone like you!

Jianren Qihai's facial muscles twitched when he heard his sincere tone.That's another reason he hates this guy so much.Even if you have foreign blood in your family, you know that not all people in all countries are as concerned about the sense of distance as Japan is. In Nanami Kenren’s view, Gojo Satoru’s social concept is absolutely the pinnacle of collapse—no, it’s not as good as It is said that there is no such thing in the dictionary - the type.

As for other fights with senior Xia You, the shock of the mana spread to nearby buildings, and half of the roof that was blown off almost knocked him and Huiyuan who were passing by.Passing by the playground, I saw that the first grade suddenly became interested in gymnastics class, and gave them cruel writing and reading as crushing "guidance", and then left the sentence "You are too weak" and walked away.When he and Huiyuan were in a state of embarrassment for the first mission, Shi Shiran appeared on the stage with the excuse of "the mission location is not far away, so I stopped by to watch the younger generation get embarrassed", and in a second, the curse spirit that suppressed him and Huiyuan was eliminated. .After that, not only was he not in a hurry to call the assistant supervisor, but he took out his mobile phone with a lollipop in his mouth and clicked on them with their disgraced faces and blood all over their bodies.Said "Wow, it's really miserable, I want to send it to Jie!" Then he clicked the group post or something... He didn't even bother to complain!

In short, it is absolutely, absolutely incompatible with him.

And another...

"Enlightenment." Xia Youjie called his friend's name and walked into the lounge. Seeing the configuration in front of him, he roughly grasped the situation.He couldn't help but find it funny, and gave Gojo Satoru a look of moderation, then turned around and apologized to Nanami and Haibara in a good-tempered manner. "I'm sorry. Satoru asked you to buy drinks? Thank you. The convenience store is far away, right? I'm bothering you."

This sounds like a problem - but only "seems"!

Qihai Jianren's face became even stiffer, which was why he couldn't respect Xia Youjie either.This guy, every time Gojo Satoru made an excessive move, he would apologize for him with a good face, but his words were all unabashedly defending and helping others.Just like now, even if he said sorry, he didn't see him accusing Gojo Satoru or asking him to correct him. Not only that, after he apologized, he picked up a bottle of sports drink and drank it naturally.

——Do you not want this kind of apology that is only symbolic?

But apparently he was the only one who thought so.

"No trouble, no trouble! Hahaha, it just happens to be a walk." Huiyuan shook his head immediately. He really didn't think there was any problem with running errands for the respected senior, so he might as well say, "I haven't thanked Senior Wujo Wu and Xia You Senior's gymnastics instructor! It's such a small thing! You can leave it all to me!" After finishing speaking, he also gave him a big shiny doggy smile.

"Ah." Xia Youjie also smiled, and nodded to Hui Yuan, he accepted the younger generation's kindness without any problem. "Then I'll count on you next time."

--Appeared!Unceremoniously push the boat along!

The corners of Jianren Qihai's mouth twitched, he really couldn't understand the respect his fellow students had for these two people, especially Xia Youjie.

But after putting down his drink, Xia Youjie just wanted to laugh when he caught sight of the junior's expression out of the corner of his eye.

Probably because of the existence of "junior" for the first time, Gojo Satoru was very interested in communicating with the two boys.In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is expressing his love in his own way—it's just that this kind of love, just like the various choking operations on him when he first entered school, is not blessed by ordinary people.

It now appears that is the case.Xia Youjie's smile deepened, but he didn't say much.Both he and Wu are people who don't like to explain.Just do what you want.Do you still have to go up and say "I did this for your own good"?And this can't be explained, right?After all, even if there is no malice, Satoru's operation is still suffocating when it should be suffocating.Not to mention the younger generations, even now, they are not often victimized.Even Shen Yu, sometimes stared at him because of choking.

This is five enlightenment.Xia Youjie thought that although he would still babble a lot, if one day Wuzhen became a considerate, steady and respectful guy, he would probably be the first to be frightened.

Xia Youjie looked sideways, with an overly handsome face wearing sunglasses, he was slumped on the sofa carelessly, looking like a magazine model or a gangster young master, sipping strawberry milk in a happy mood Gojo Satoru, who behaved like a primary school student, couldn't help laughing again.

"Huh?" The friend who was still holding the straw looked over, and the ice blue eyes behind the sunglasses blinked suspiciously.

Xia Youjie didn't help him.He shook his head, indicating that there was nothing wrong, and seeing him turn back again, the black-haired conjurer narrowed his eyes and smiled.

Enlightenment is very good.Xia Youjie thought, his friend is such a person.He doesn't care about it himself, so what does it matter if others don't understand?As for being gentle and considerate, having a special version for Fukaha is enough.