All the people in the small Taoist temple are not human

Lanshui City Forum:

[Title: Absolutely, do Taoists now live by the sea?tube so wide? 】

[Old Landlord: I'm really convinced, these days it's actually the Taoist priest's turn to advocate how others should fall in love.Can these Taoists practice their own way?Why are you meddling? 】

[1L: I suspect that the Daoist Association reacted this way because of the "scumbag" sentence that resounded throughout Lanshui City this morning. 】

[2L: Did the gods appear? 】

【3L: Laughing, it's the 21st century, why do people still believe in this?It is estimated that some loudspeaker is shouting. 】

[4L: It's not just Lanshui City, I also heard this "scumbag" when I was on a business trip in the northwest. 】

[5L: It's not the speakers. I slept in the mountains, and the mobile phone signal was intermittent. I also heard the phrase "scumbag".I believe it is a manifestation of the gods, and I have already planned to go to Anning Temple to offer incense after I go back. 】

[6L: I thought that the concept of tranquility would not be mentioned this time. 】

【7L: I also thought hahaha...】

【8L: Don't be a fool, the original poster said Taoist priests are meddling in their own business. 】

[9L: Although, I think the Taoist priest is right.Aren't these requirements the basic ethics in dating?People are now publicly advocating it, which shows that there are too many scumbags and scumbags now, and even the priests of Qingxiu know about it. 】

[10L: One thing to say, I think the reason why the priests advocated this matter is because of the "scumbag" that resounded through the sky in the morning.Even the loudspeaker used for broadcasting at the entrance of our village has never been so good. The sound is as clear as our home stereo surrounds my ears. I also think it is a manifestation of a god. 】

【11L: What year is it, can you stop being superstitious? 】

【12L: So how do you explain the phrase "scumbag" that can be heard all over the country today? 】

[13L: Maybe the aliens have used some high-tech that we don't know about, such as telepathy, teleportation, etc.? 】

[14L: Laugh to death, you are willing to believe that there are aliens, but you don’t want to believe that there are gods? 】

【15L: Aliens are science, what you say about gods is superstition. 】

【16L: Then there is still a temple for the gods I am talking about now, what do your aliens have?There is not even a clear UFO photo, what science are you talking about? 】

[17L: Don't be as knowledgeable as you stupid people, let's go. 】

【18L: Stop arguing, let's go back to the original question.I called the government department today, and they said they are still investigating, but they haven't received a definite reply yet.I heard from my friends who are engaged in the media industry that the news about the scumbag man in the morning is no longer allowed to be reported, and it is estimated that there are still some supernatural situations. 】

【19L: As a person who has indeed encountered a ghost, I believe that it is a manifestation of the gods.In addition, I ask this fairy boss to help me chop up the scumbag! 】

[20L: Surprised to see the main character who bumped into ghosts in Lanshui City Amusement Park last time, you should explain clearly about the ghost bumping in Lanshui City Amusement Park! 】

[21L: I remember that before 19L, I blew about the scumbag retreat talisman of An Ning Guan, and even bought it with the sisters on the forum. Why did I meet a scumbag?What you said is inconsistent, does your face hurt? 】

[22L: I also bought the An Ning Guan's scumbag retreat talisman, which I think is quite useful.The one my friend introduced to me this time is a scumbag, and he revealed his secrets on the day we met. 】

【23L: Me too, but I'm a man. I asked Cheng Guanzhu to draw a scum girl retreating talisman, which is also very useful. I almost became a catcher. 】

[24L: The upstairs water army is gone! 】

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[72L: I am the owner of the 19L floor. I just went to take a shower. I didn’t see the news. Now I will reply in a unified way: the scumbag retreat talisman of An Ning Guan is very effective. I accidentally put the talisman in my clothes and washed it together. , I forgot to take it with me after drying it, and I went on a blind date that day and met a scumbag.

The scumbag is very high-ranking, and he is very good at talking. Anyway, I was so happy that day, and I forgot about the spell when I went back. The spell was pasted on the balcony wall and I forgot to take it off.If it wasn't for the fact that one day he came to my house to try to trick me into bed, and the scumbag's retreating talisman flew over the wall and smeared his face, I wouldn't have realized it.

The amazing thing is that when I got the scumbag retreat talisman, my brain was clear, and I felt like my brain was muddled before, and I actually brought him home after a week of acquaintance.I refused to continue to have sex with him, the scumbag exposed his nature, said a lot of particularly nasty things, and wanted to force him.Fortunately, I escaped quickly and met the little brother who was going to deliver food to the next door, so the scumbag didn't succeed. 】

【73L: Just one word, I only say it once. 】

【74L: It's all nonsense anyway, why not talk about the haunting of the Lanshui City Playground.I want to know more about this. 】

……

Although the amusement park insisted that it was just a hallucination caused by collective food poisoning, they still signed a non-disclosure agreement with everyone, and Liang Keman did the same.

If someone violated the agreement, they would have to pay sky-high compensation. Liang Keman didn't want to ask for trouble, so she directly canceled the original account of the forum and applied for a new account, so that no one would continue to ask her about it.

Liang Keman has moved since meeting the scumbag last time.Lying in this new apartment now, she still doesn't feel safe. Holding the scumbag retreating talisman that has faded into wrinkled white paper, Liang Keman went straight to the Temple of Peace early the next morning.

Naturally, the official will not report any unscientific news, but after an emergency meeting with the Daoist Association, the two sides have come to a conclusion: the word "scumbag" yesterday morning is just a special natural phenomenon, from a special angle The wind, under special circumstances, undergoes a special magnetic influence, combined with a solar storm to form a vibration.The frequency of this vibration is just within the audible range of the human ear, and it sounds the same as the pronunciation of the word "scumbag".

Chi Yan finished reading the official channel with emotion, covered his mouth and laughed straight: "Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway."

Yuan Ji had the urge to take out the birth and death book and check off everyone's names and send them to be reincarnated.

The culprit, Cheng Xinghai, didn't notice anything, and was holding a hammer and a wooden plank in the yard to set up a swing for the radishes.Hearing Chi Yan's words, he said without raising his head: "I don't know that Tiandao met some scumbag, so he was so angry that he used the world broadcast. I feel a little sympathetic to his partner, and I don't know where we can't see it." , How could he be domestically abused by Heaven?"

Yuan Ji: "..."

If Cheng Xinghai wasn't afraid that after waking up, his consciousness would immediately return to Tiandao, Yuan Ji wished he could tell him right now that Tiandao's boyfriend is being flogged to death by the whole world right now.

It was at this time that Liang Keman came to the backyard of Anning Temple. Cheng Xinghai looked surprised when he saw her face turned black, "Why is your rotten peach blossom getting more prosperous?"

Liang Keman was surprised: "You can also see this?"

Cheng Xinghai, who was in the amusement park before, could see that Liang Keman's good fortune accumulated for more than 20 years is coming soon, but it's a pity that they are all rotten peach blossoms.

At first glance, Liang Keman was the kind of honest and good girl. Cheng Xinghai was afraid that she would suffer from a rotten peach blossom, so he directly drew a scumbag retreat talisman on her.Logically speaking, the time should have passed, but Liang Keman's rotten love luck not only did not go away, but it became more and more prosperous.

Cheng Xinghai thought for a while and asked, "Have you recruited peach blossoms or done similar things recently?"

"No, but my parents are pressing hard and keep telling me about the blind date. The relatives at home are also like this. They send me some news about the blind date every day." Liang Keman became irritable when she mentioned it. She wanted to find A boyfriend, but the premise is that she likes it, instead of looking at her delay in getting married, any crooked melons and cracked dates will be sent to her as long as she is a man, as if her sky will collapse if she doesn't get married.

"It should be something like this done in your family, you go ask them." Cheng Xinghai said.

Recently, the China Tower Company has fixed the signal on the top of Anning Mountain, and can communicate and surf the Internet normally.

Liang Keman's phone call was not smooth, and her parents refused to admit it at first, but after Liang Keman pressed, they admitted that they had indeed given her birth date to a witch in the same village, hoping that she could help their daughter.

After listening to Liang Keman's retelling, Cheng Xinghai was speechless: "Your parents are quite creative. If other people's children can't find a partner, they always look for a matchmaker. Your family looks for a witch."

Liang Keman didn't believe this at first, but after the ghost encounter in the amusement park last time, she went to check a lot of relevant information, and knew that a person's birth date should not be given to others casually.When you meet a powerful insider, just relying on the horoscope of your birth date can kill someone.

"Cheng Guanzhu, what should I do now? On the way up the mountain just now, my aunt was still sending me a blind date message. I feel that what the sorcerer did is trying to do something to them, and let them force me to submit."

Cheng Xinghai thought about it, and decided to go to Liang Keman's hometown with Yuan Ji.The boyfriend seems not very happy these two days, I hope to go out with him to make him happier.

Liang Keman's hometown is not far from Lanshui City, and it takes only an hour to get there by high-speed rail, but it takes more than an hour from the high-speed rail station to her home.

The two-story self-built houses in the countryside are all exquisite, no worse than townhouses in the city.Cheng Xinghai and his party only set off in the afternoon, and it was almost dark when they arrived.

All the houses were lit up, except for Liang Keman's house where two big red lanterns hung, and Liang's father was lighting candles on a ladder.

Nowadays, some people also buy lamps in the shape of red lanterns in order to celebrate the festival or in order to conform to the Chinese decoration.But it's all powered bulbs, and almost no one uses candles.

Seeing the two red lanterns at the door, Liang Keman's heart tightened, and she whispered to Cheng Xinghai: "I don't know if I have a psychological shadow, I always feel a little weird."

Cheng Xinghai felt the same way.

Father Liang put the candles away, just happened to see them, and his face showed joy: "Aunt Wang said that you have to come back today, I still don't believe it, I didn't expect you to be right."

Aunt Wang was the witch they were looking for, and according to Liang Keman's seniority, she had to be called Granny Wang.

Liang Keman was speechless: "Dad, what are you doing with this lantern?"

"Congratulations to you. Aunt Wang said that after hanging up, within three days, there must be a good letter." Liang's father was even more happy because Aunt Wang had mentioned the day when Liang Keman would return home.

Cheng Xinghai's gaze flicked over him, saw the big red happy letter bordered with white in the middle of the main room, and guessed three points: "Be careful, I will have a good letter today. Classmate Liang, congratulations on your marriage tonight."

Liang Keman: "???"

She hasn't even decided on a partner yet, marry a ghost!

The author has something to say: Cheng Xinghai: Congratulations, you guessed right!

感谢在2021-08-2516:50:57~2021-08-2618:03:17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

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