All the people in the small Taoist temple are not human

When Cheng Xinghai woke up, the sky was bright.He was still very sleepy, as if he didn't sleep well last night, he habitually hugged Yuan Ji's cold body and wanted to squat for a while.

Yuan Ji didn't hug him back as intimately as before, Cheng Xinghai felt a little uncomfortable, and closed his eyes into his arms.

Yuan Ji looked at him with a complicated expression, wanting to hold Cheng Xinghai's hand back but neither stretched nor retracted.

The boyfriend just scolded him as a scumbag in front of the whole world, but in the blink of an eye, he slid into his arms like a normal person. Yuan Ji didn't know if he had to show some desire appropriately - refused - yet - welcome.

Probably because he had been thinking for too long, and Cheng Xinghai, who was in the arms of his boyfriend, opened his eyes uncomfortably for a long time.

He habitually wanted to rub his eyes, and found something in his hand. He fixed his eyes on Yuan Ji's cell phone, and Cheng Xinghai was puzzled: "Honey, why did you give me the cell phone?"

Yuan Ji: "...you snatched it."

Cheng Xinghai couldn't figure it out even more: "I was asleep just now, how could I snatch your phone?"

Cheng Xinghai's eyes were so clear and pure that Yuan Ji inexplicably had the illusion that he was really framing Cheng Xinghai.

But remembering the extremely angry word "scumbag" just now, Yuan Ji felt that he could not regress after being beaten to death, and insisted: "You really snatched it."

Cheng Xinghai asked straightforwardly: "You don't have anything in your phone, why should I snatch it?"

Yuan Ji: "..."

He also wondered why.

A few days ago, after Chi Yan played games with Cheng Xinghai's mobile phone and lost [-] games in a row, his mentality collapsed, and he smashed Cheng Xinghai's mobile phone in a rage.

Afterwards, in the smile of his stepmother, Chi Yan deeply realized his mistake, tearfully handed in his pocket money, and gave Cheng Xinghai a new mobile phone.

Cheng Xinghai simply bought a mobile phone for Yuan Ji and Chi Yan, and issued a secondary card for each of them with his own ID card.

Chi Yan usually uses his mobile phone to play games and watch videos, but after Yuan Ji saved Cheng Xinghai's contact information, the mobile phone has hardly been used, just like the new mobile phone in the store, he is not even qualified to be checked by the subject .

However, considering that Yuan Ji has always been considerate to him, maybe this time he didn't sleep well and accidentally touched Yuan Ji's cell phone, causing Yuan Ji to misunderstand that he wanted the cell phone.

Thinking of this, Cheng Xinghai suddenly realized that such a trivial matter was not worth getting up early in the morning to quarrel with his boyfriend, so he raised his head and pecked Xia Yuanji's lips: "Forget it, don't care about such trivial matters. I just I don’t want to check your mobile phone, it’s probably a misunderstanding, I forgive you.”

Yuan Ji: "..."

Then why call him a scumbag?

It is estimated that the whole world has heard this sentence.

Seeing Cheng Xinghai carelessly holding him to play with his mobile phone, Yuan Ji covered his face and remained silent for three seconds, asking, "What did you dream about last night?"

Cheng Xinghai couldn't remember clearly, but his chest was a little stuffy, which made him feel a little uncomfortable when he thought about it: "It seems like I had a nightmare all night."

His dreams are either memories from the past, or the present world he saw after returning to the way of heaven.

Yuan Ji frowned: "What nightmare?"

Cheng Xinghai thought about it carefully, and said uncertainly: "I seem to have dreamed about Qi Dian. He babbled all night, and he seemed very angry. But I don't remember what he said, so it shouldn't be a good thing."

Mentioning Qi Dian made Yuan Ji unhappy, but Cheng Xinghai woke up and only remembered Qi Dian, not him.

"Didn't you dream of me?" Yuan Ji tensed his jaw and asked pretending to be reserved.

"We are together every day, I still dream about what you are doing?" Cheng Xinghai smiled and lay down on him, hanging on Yuan Ji like a koala.

His warm body temperature made Yuan Ji's heart flutter, but he still wanted to hear a more definite answer: "I think you also have me in your dreams."

Cheng Xinghai thought about it seriously, and said in surprise: "I don't know if it's a psychological effect, but I seem to have really dreamed it."

"Dream about me?" Yuan Ji asked.

Cheng Xinghai glanced at him secretly: "I dreamed that you forgot about me and had a new love. Not only did you hold one in your arms, but you also hid two in your phone."

Yuan Ji: "..."

In a sense, these three "new lovers" are all Cheng Xinghai, so this also calls him a scumbag? ? ?

Yuan Ji was very wronged and wanted to explain, but seeing Cheng Xinghai's appearance that he didn't take this matter seriously, he felt that explaining was useless.

He covered his eyes in despair.

Cheng Xinghai was puzzled: "Boyfriend, what's wrong with you? It's just a dream, I believe you are not that kind of ghost, so don't take it to heart."

Yuan Ji tried hard not to take it to heart: "...Okay."

I just don't know what those people outside will think.

Yuanji is very sad.

Cheng Xinghai kissed him, seeing that it was late, he lifted the quilt and got out of bed to wash.

Yuan Ji accidentally caught a glimpse of his white-clean-glossy two-petal-honey-peach, his cheeks were slightly red, and suddenly felt that it didn't matter what people outside thought, anyway, he was having a good time with his boyfriend.

……

When Cheng Xinghai got dressed and went out, he found Lin Li and Chi Yan guarding his door, each more serious than the other.

Seeing him come out, Lin Li couldn't wait to ask: "What did Yuan Ji do to apologize to you?"

Hearing that she didn't even call out Brother Yuan, Cheng Xinghai felt very puzzled: "No, what's wrong?"

Lin Li was worried that Cheng Xinghai would cover up Yuanji, so she asked very seriously: "Then why did you call him a scumbag?"

Cheng Xinghai was even more puzzled: "When did I ever call him a scumbag? Boss Lin, don't sow discord."

Chi Yan nodded hard: "Yes, yes, there are so many scumbags, why do you think it is my father?"

Cheng Xinghai felt that this ghost and monster was weird, so he turned his head to Yuan Ji in the room and emphasized: "I have never scolded you as a scumbag, don't listen to their nonsense."

Yuan Ji was sure that the scumbag last night was scolding him, but if her boyfriend said it wasn't scolding him, then it wasn't.

"Hmm." He answered seriously.

Lin Li was suspicious: "If it wasn't Brother Yuan, a scumbag, why were you so angry this morning?"

"I'm not angry this morning. Boss Lin, are you confused in your dreams?" Cheng Xinghai asked.

"It's not that she's confused, it's that we all heard Tiandao scolding the scumbag early this morning." Chi Yan said.

Cheng Xinghai was startled, and turned his head to confirm with Yuan Ji.

Yuan Ji nodded resignedly.

Cheng Xinghai was quite regretful: "Why didn't you ask me to get up and listen together? I haven't heard Tiandao speak yet."

Yuan Ji: "..."

Lin Li: "..."

Only Chi Yan answered the question seriously: "It's just an angry voice, a little bit like you, but I already said it was the voice of heaven, Lin Lifei thinks you are scolding Dad, and let me seriously think about it after the divorce between you two. Who am I with?"

Cheng Xinghai was speechless: "Yuan Ji and I are getting along, so don't worry about it."

Lin Li glanced at Yuan Ji anxiously, and was gouged out by Yuan Ji, but she could only hold back unwillingly, and said in a low voice, "Then tell me in the future if you have something to do, I won't let you suffer."

"Understood, thank you." Cheng Xinghai invited Lin Li out, really amused by this, "Why did Tiandao suddenly speak?"

Yuan Ji looked at him: "Because I misunderstood that my boyfriend is a scumbag."

Cheng Xinghai thought he was teasing his dream last night, so he smiled and didn't take it to heart.

A big shot like Yuan Ji is not worried about Tiandao talking, and he doesn't need to ask for trouble for a small person.

However, that afternoon, Xue Yongqing, his master and his apprentice rushed over in a hurry.

The three of them had just climbed up the mountain, and they asked out of breath without even taking a sip of tea: "Cheng Guanzhu, you are very talented, can you get a glimpse of the secret from your drinking this morning?"

Cheng Xinghai was stunned for a moment before he realized that they were referring to the word "scumbag" that Tiandao called out early this morning. He checked the time when he woke up in the morning, and he hadn't touched his phone since then. Li has been arguing over this matter.

Cheng Xinghai shook his head: "I don't know what Tiandao means."

Xue Yongqing showed a sad face: "This is the first time that Heavenly Dao has issued a decree, but we don't even understand his thoughts. What should we do?"

Chai Jixiang glanced around and made sure that Cheng Xinghai was the only one, and asked in a low voice, "May I ask Mingzun how he reacted?"

"He didn't respond. I also asked him about it. He told me to sleep well and not think about it." Although Cheng Xinghai felt that Yuan Ji's reaction in the morning was a bit strange, he attributed it to his robbery of the mobile phone and didn't think so. Think about it.

Xue Yongqing, master and apprentice, looked at each other, both worried to death.

Shan Fu muttered in a low voice: "I think it's because Tiandao doesn't like the fact that there are too many scumbags in the world, that's why he scolded."

Cheng Xinghai felt that it made sense, and thought about it appropriately: "It's also possible that he is in a relationship and is arguing with his boyfriend."

Chai Jixiang and Shan Fu rushed forward to cover his mouth: "Cheng Guanzhu be careful!"

Xue Yongqing looked terrified, and hurriedly pleaded guilty to the sky: "Don't blame anyone, don't blame anything, young people are ignorant, and they speak freely and have no bad intentions. Don't care about him like him."

Cheng Xinghai looked at the three masters and apprentices who were so nervous that they were so nervous, and managed to get rid of Chai Jixiang and Shan Fu: "How do you know that it is the Dao of Heaven, not other gods or ghosts, who are scolding the scumbag?"

"When the word 'scumbag' sounded in the morning, it was the power of heaven and earth that reverberated between heaven and earth, not the power of gods or demons. In addition, each of our families asked the ancestors for divination, and the ancestors of each family gave them The answer is the way of heaven." Xue Yongqing explained.

It is also because of this that all the Taoist temples are worried about this matter, they are afraid that the heavens will not understand the fact that there are too many scumbags in this world, and they will dislike the world and abandon them.

The more Xue Yongqing thought about the word "scumbag" who had no beginning or end, he became more and more worried: "Cheng Guanzhu, what do you think we should do?"

Cheng Xinghai didn't even hear the voice at that time, and he didn't know what to do.After thinking about it for a long time, he said, "If you don't care, you can leave it alone. Yuanji said it's okay, so it's probably because Tiandao is dealing with private matters. Maybe it's because Tiandao accidentally posted the World Channel by mistake, so we all heard it."

If this is the case, if Xue Yongqing and others study this matter with great fanfare, it will be a death scene for Tiandao.

But Xue Yongqing didn't think so. Seeing that Cheng Xinghai couldn't find a result here, he was anxious to deal with this matter, and hurriedly left.

Everyone except the person concerned is worried.

At night, while Cheng Xinghai was eating, he suddenly heard Lin Li laughing into the phone.

"What are you laughing at?" Little Carrot asked curiously.

Lin Li glanced narrowly at Yuan Ji.

Cheng Xinghai leaned over to take a look, and saw the huge headline on the phone, "All Daoists from the Huaguo Daoist Association appeal to all lovers in love to be responsible lovers, to be loyal to love, to treat lovers as they appear, to take good care of family members, and to be sincere to friends." , no matter work or love, there is a beginning and an end, if you don't be a scumbag, you will avoid the punishment of God."

Yuan Ji: "..."

The scene of the death whip corpse.

The author has something to say: Yuan Ji: Tired, destroy it

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