The actor's cannon fodder ex-husband thinks about it

??Jiang Ci suddenly wrenched his hand away from Xu Yu'an's palm, his face flushed red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

?? "You..." Jiang Ci didn't know where to look, his mind was blurred, and he stammered, "You let me, let me touch. Where are you... Xu Yu'an! "

??Xu Yuan chuckled on Jiang Ci's shoulder and neck.

?? After laughing for a while, he tilted his head and kissed Jiang Ci's collarbone and Adam's apple, and then slowly moved up to kiss Jiang Ci's lips.

??Jiang Ci felt awkward at the moment, he didn't want to get tired of being with Xu Yu'an anymore after kissing him, he stretched out his hand and pushed, "Let me go..."

?? "I let you touch, you took advantage of me, and I was the one who suffered, why are you still like this." Xu Yu'an bit Xia Jiangci's lower lip "unreasonably", "Do you want to touch it? Just run away, unwilling to take responsibility? Jiang Xiaoci, why are you such a scumbag?"

?? Jiang Ci: "..."

?? He was so shocked that he lost his three views, to the point where he couldn't make up for it when he picked it up.

"You grabbed me and touched it!" Jiang Ci tried to revisit this matter with Xu Yu'an. He knew that Xu Yu'an was deliberately messing around to tease him, but he felt that people should not be so presumptuous...

?? "Then did you touch it?" Xu Yu'an asked.

??Jiang Ci felt that this matter could not be admitted, so he said again: "I didn't want to touch you! It was you who grabbed me..."

"Then did you touch it?" Xu Yu'an raised his eyebrows, looking at Jiang Ci's still red face.

"..." Jiang Ci closed his eyes, then opened them righteously, looked at Xu Yu'an without guilt at all, and opened his mouth, "I didn't, when did I touch you? Did you Evidence? Don't slander me!"

?? Xu Yu'an laughed, kissed Jiang Ci's lips again, then kissed his face again, and said, "Don't you admit it? If you don't, then I'll try again..."

?? Jiang Ci pushed him with a blushing face: "Go away, someone is going to touch you, you... get out of the way, I'm going to wash up, I'm so sleepy and want to sleep..."

?? Xu Yuan pressed him and still refused to let him get up: "But I am also sleepy, and I also want to wash up now and go to bed early."

?? Jiang Ci said "Oh": "Then you go to the bathroom outside to wash..."

?? "Then why didn't you go to the bathroom outside?" Xu Yu'an asked back.

?? Jiang Ci blinked and nodded: "Then I'll go outside..."

??Xu Yu'an lowered his head, bit Jiang Ci's lips and kissed him, and then said affectionately: "We have never used the bathroom outside, maybe there is a lot of dust, maybe the water is not convenient, and that bathroom Without the big bathtub in our bedroom..."

?? Jiang Ci blinked his eyes: "Smelly rascal, go away!"

??Xu Yu'an coaxed him with a chuckle: "Let's take a shower together. If you are afraid that I will take advantage of you, then you can use the bathtub and I will use the shower, okay?"

"Not good." Jiang Ci avoided Xu Yu'an's deep gaze, "Why should I take a bath with you? Which blind date have you seen take a bath together so quickly? You...you are more pure-minded .”

Hearing this, Xu Yu'an rubbed Jiang Ci's cheeks: "My thoughts are very pure, I think it's all about you, I want to be with you, hug, hold hands, kiss with you... As a normal person Man, I still want to sleep with you...isn't that pure? Hmm, Jiang Xiaoci?"

?? It's not that Jiang Ci is so resistant to intimacy, but he was still a little embarrassed when he heard Xu Yu'an say it so frankly, and his face was hot.

"I... just think it's okay for you to tease me and talk about this kind of topic. It's okay to touch and make a fuss like you did just now." Jiang Ci's eyes flickered, but he still didn't I am embarrassed to look at Xu Yu'an, "But if I really want to do it, I will feel...too fast. At least, at least after we confirm the relationship..."

?? Xu Yu'an blinked, and gently pinched Jiang Ci's chin, forcing Jiang Ci to have no way to avoid his gaze.Unable to move his head, Jiang Ci's eyes turned to the side, and Xu Yu'an moved into his line of sight: "Okay, don't hide from me, okay?"

?? Jiang Ci pursed his lips.

"Did I scare you?" Xu Yu'an said softly, "I knew it too soon, so I didn't really plan to do anything, I just... took advantage of the opportunity and wanted to coax You let you get used to being close to me, but other things, including just saying that I want to go into the bathroom with you, that is to say, don't worry so much, okay?"

?? When Xu Yuan said this, Jiang Ci became even more embarrassed: "I'm not worried, and I'm not afraid. I just... feel embarrassed to look at you. You speak so naturally, I feel a little uncomfortable..."

?? Hearing this, Xu Yu'an breathed a sigh of relief, and couldn't help but become more serious in his tone. He deliberately said "oh" in a cadence: "So we, Jiang Xiaoci, are shy."

??Jiang Ci was originally very shy, but when Xu Yu'an said it so blatantly, Jiang Ci rebelled... He looked straight into Xu Yu'an's eyes: "Can't you be shy?"

?? "Yes, of course." Xu Yu'an took the words happily, "It's just that your face is blushing so much, I'm a little afraid that you may have a fever."

"..." Jiang Ci muttered and pushed him again, "I'm going to take a shower."

?? This time Xu Yu'an didn't stop him, and fell to the side, giving Jiang Ci space to turn over and sit up.

?? Jiang Ci went straight to the bathroom without stopping.

?? Xu Yuan chuckled and coughed: "Jiang Xiaoci."

??Jiang did not return the words.

??Xu Yuan called him again: "Jiang Xiaoci."

??Jiang Ci walked into the bathroom: "Jiang Xiaoci is dead, something to burn paper."

?? Then close the bathroom door.

??Xu Yu'an clicked his tongue softly, and raised his voice, "I called you out of kindness this time. You go to take a shower, and you didn't bring anything. What kind of clothes are you going to change later?"

?? After the voice fell, Xu Yu'an sat up from the bed without moving, and stared at the bathroom door with a smile on his face.

?? After about ten seconds, the bathroom door was opened carefully. Jiang Ci walked out of it silently, walked to the cloakroom, took a change of clothes, and returned to the bathroom.

??The bathroom door closed again, and Jiang Ci didn't make any sound during the whole process.

??Xu Yu is beyond happy.

?? After Jiang Ci came out of the bathroom, Xu Yu'an went in slowly to wash up.

??It was almost twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, and the two turned off the lights to prepare for sleep.

??Xu Yu'an stretched out his hand and pulled Jiang Ci into his arms. Jiang Ci's face was pressed against Xu Yu'an's body, and he honestly did not struggle.

??Xu Yu'an patted him on the back lightly: "Jiang Xiaoci, I regret it."

??Jiang Ci raised his head and tried to look at him: "Ah? What?"

?? Xu Yu'an sighed softly: "What I mean is, I shouldn't talk about a blind date, I should just say that we are friends. Although we are not in a serious relationship, we can communicate in any way." For us, it can be said to be... well, more than a friend, but less than a lover?"

?? Jiang Ci: "..."

?? He lowered his head again and buried it in Xu Yu'an's arms, Jiang Ci pretended not to hear it.

?? Xu Yuan smiled: "I'm just kidding. But, Jiang Xiaoci, can you give me a good night kiss?"

?? Jiang Ci blinked: "... I don't want it."

?? Xu Yu'an's voice is as gentle as jade: "I want one."

?? Jiang Ci snorted softly.

??After a few seconds, Jiang Ci raised his head and kissed Xu Yu'an on the chin.

??Xu Yu'an smiled and lowered his head, kissing Jiang Ci's forehead: "Good night."

?? Jiang Ci bent his lips: "Good night."

??…

??The next day, Jiang Ci and Xu Yuan bought a bunch of vegetables online.After delivery, the two carried the dishes into the kitchen.

??Xu Yuan searched for recipes on the Internet, and then handed the phone to Jiang Ci: "Look at what dishes you want to cook. I'll start with the vegetables and meat first."

?? Jiang Ci nodded.

??After flipping through Xu Yu'an's mobile phone for a while, Jiang Ci actually felt a little... wanting to retreat before he even started to do it.He realized that he really didn't like cooking, and there were too many processes in the recipes. To cook a spare rib, he had to cut it into pieces of the right size. Bring water to boil.After washing the pot and then restarting the fire, there are a bunch of ingredients whose names can’t tell what they are for. The total number of ingredients seems to be more than the number of cut ribs...

?? So much trouble, so much trouble.

??However, Jiang Ci felt ashamed for retreating before the start.Moreover, Xu Yu'an has already started processing the ingredients, so he must not be disappointed.

??Taking a few deep breaths, Jiang Ci decided...Come on!

?? After talking about the names of a few dishes, Jiang Ci said to Xu Yu'an: "Let's make these first today. Two vegetables and one meat. If you can eat them, we can finish them. If you can't eat them...you can eat them." Don't waste too much food."

?? "Sure." Xu Yu'an said.

??Jiang Ci approached Xu Yuan, picked up a tomato and turned on the faucet to rinse it: "Let me handle the ingredients with you."

?? Xu Yu'an responded, and said: "Just wash it, and I will cut it later. First, I am afraid that you will get hurt, and second... You won't let me cook, so at least let me cut it." Have a good meal."

?? "Okay, okay, I understand, I listen to you." Jiang Ci said obediently.

??If it is done by a skilled chef, it must be cooking while handling the ingredients, saving time and not panic.Jiang Ci and Xu Yu'an are now working together. It stands to reason that when Xu Yu'an handles the ingredients, Jiang Ci can also start the fire at the same time.

?? But Jiang Ci thought about it and felt that self-knowledge is the most important thing in a person. To avoid panic, let's take it slowly.

?? While Xu Yuan was processing the ingredients, Jiang Ci stood aside to watch his skillful and beautiful movements, and then looked at the recipes on the phone screen.

?? After Xu Yu'an finished handling all the ingredients and ingredients needed, washed the kitchen knives and cutting boards and put them away, Jiang Ci rolled up his sleeves and prepared to start work.

??Xu Yu'an smiled and took an apron and tied it behind him.

??Jiang Ci looked at the apron, then turned his head to wink at Xu Yuan: "Looking like this, don't I look like a chef?"

?? "Yeah, it's even more like a spatula, Chef Jiang." Xu Yu'an reached out from behind and pinched Jiang Ci's face.

??The required ingredients were all set, Jiang Ci coughed lightly, turned the gas switch, and took a pot of oil from Xu Yu'an.

"You can pour a little more." Xu Yu'an's theoretical experience is quite rich, "If you pour less, if your hands are slow, it may be easier to burn the pot. Pour a little more oil, it will not be so easy to burn, so you don't have to use too much oil. in a hurry."

?? Jiang Ci nodded, shaking his hands, and poured some oil into the pot.

??Xu Yuan looked at the situation in the pot: "Not bad."

??Jiang Ci put down the oil pot, and was dumbfounded when he heard the words: "...There is only cold oil in the pot, why is it not bad? Master Xu?"

?? Xu Yuan raised his eyebrows: "You don't have to believe in my hands-on ability, but you must believe in my theoretical knowledge."

?? Jiang Ci was about to say something more, but seeing that the bottom of the oil in the pot seemed to be bubbling a bit, he was afraid that the oil would heat up too quickly, so he didn't dare to be distracted.

??The first dish he prepared to do the most common tomato scrambled eggs.The tomatoes are already cut and the eggs are beaten in the bowl.

??Jiang Ci coughed lightly, and asked Xu Yu'an: "Can we pour egg liquid into the pot now?"

??Xu Yu'an pondered for a while: "Wait a little longer?"

??Jiang Ci held a bowl with a few eggs in one hand and a spatula in the other. Hearing this, he was a little worried: "Didn't you say that you have rich theoretical knowledge?"

?? "Yes, but I think the extent to which the oil can be served is a practical matter." Xu Yu'an didn't change his face. After saying this, he said, "I think Almost ready to pour eggs."

??Jiang Ci looked at the situation in the pot, hesitated for a while, and began to pour egg liquid into it.

?? There was oil splashing, Xu Yuan was terrified when he saw it, but to his surprise, although Jiang Ci was very nervous, he was quite stable at the moment, and he didn't panic to hide because of the sound of oil splashing .

?? After pouring all the egg liquid into the pot, Jiang Ci put down the bowl and heaved a sigh of relief.

"How's it going, did you get any oil splashed on your hands?" Xu Yu'an asked worriedly.

?? Jiang Ci shook his head: "The voice sounds scary. I've seen it on TV before, saying that this kind of situation should not be anxious and afraid, otherwise if you touch the pot or even drop the spatula accidentally In the pan, the more oil you splash, the worse it will be."

??Turning over the eggs in the pot, Jiang Ci thought it was time to pour tomatoes into it.So while pouring it into the pot, he asked suddenly: "When you... encountered such a situation before, didn't you mess it up just because you were in a hurry?"

?? Hearing this, Xu Yuan immediately denied: "Of course I didn't. But because I was worried that the oil would splash and hurt me, so I usually do this. Only when the sound is heard, continue to pour vegetables into it...Although it will be slower, it is not easy to get hurt."

?? Hearing Xu Yu'an's explanation, Jiang Ci stir-fried the eggs and tomatoes in the pot, and at the same time couldn't help expressing his surprise: "Well... I, a person who has never cooked, heard your cooking method, I don’t think it’s particularly reliable…”

?? Xu Yu'an was puzzled: "Is it possible? But in case of injury, the loss outweighs the gain."

?? "But... the dishes you poured into the pot 5 minutes ago, and the ingredients that came into the pot 5 minutes later, the frying must not be very uniform. Some are cooked, some have just been put in the pot, and some are mushy. Some of them may still have time to go into the pot...isn't it?" Jiang Ci blinked and poked the tomato cubes with a spatula.

??Xu Yuan: "..."

??He thought about it, and felt that he couldn't appear to be too low in IQ in front of Jiang Xiaoci, so he explained: "I have thought about this problem, really. But I tried a few times, and I just put all the ingredients in one go. Poured into the oil pan, it is really scary, the oil splashes everywhere, I dare not touch it rashly, when the pan is quiet, I use the spatula to stir fry again, and find that the bottom is almost mushy , the one above is still raw...the result is about the same.”

?? Jiang Ci blinked: "Ah, so... how should I put it, I think what you said seems to make sense, but I also think it is very unreasonable, but I can't tell what is wrong. By the way, look Is the tomato ripe like this?"

??Xu Yu'an took a closer look and hesitated for a while: "It should be fine. In fact, it doesn't matter if the tomato is ripe or not, and you can eat it raw. It's better if it's underripe than fried, right?" "

?? "..." Jiang Ci began to feel that Xu Yu'an, a theoretical master, was not very reliable anymore.

?? But, it sounds reasonable.Anyway, it can be eaten raw, but even if it is not cooked after frying, it will not be a bad person, right?

?? So Jiang Ci poured out the tomato scrambled eggs in the pot.

??Red and golden yellow mixed together, Jiang Ci looked at the food on the porcelain plate, and was a little satisfied, and said to Xu Yu'an: "Look, the eggs are eggs, and the tomatoes are tomatoes, so the appearance is not bad, right? "

?? Xu Yu'an nodded, and turned off the gas stove that was still burning with an empty pot.

??Then he suddenly thought of a question... After hesitating for a while, Xu Yu'an still reminded him: "Jiang Xiaoci, we didn't add salt."

??Jiang Ci, who is holding scrambled eggs with tomatoes: "..."

?? He tried to win respect for himself: "Eat lightly, it is good for the stomach."

?? Xu Yu'an challenged him: "Brief means to put less salt, not to put it out. Not eating salt is not good for the body."

"..." Jiang Ci snorted softly.

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