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?? That night, Jiang Ci and Xu Yu'an were watching the latest issues of "The Taste of the World" in the audio-visual room.

??Actually, strictly speaking, there is no special edited version of this program.

??In the early years when this program first came out, it was still recorded and edited into films, and broadcast regularly every week.But since last year, the program group has made changes in the form, from recording first to broadcasting to full live broadcasting, and the process of editing into films has been removed.

??Although there is also an entrance to watch the live broadcast, many fans will spontaneously edit the artists they follow.But while many viewers like the live broadcast format, they still hope that the program group can combine the previous format and finally have an edited film for easy viewing.

??Then the program group planned a discussion and simply added the content of "the guests edit the video by themselves" in the program process.It can not only attract the audience's attention, but also has a video of each issue that many audiences want.And no matter what the level of editing is, the gimmick of "big guy guests/celebrity artists editing in person" has always been very popular.

??The program videos that Jiang Ci and Xu Yu'an are watching now are actually the content edited by the guests themselves in each previous issue, and the program group has slightly integrated and polished the content.

??Jiang Ci has heard of this program before, but has never watched it seriously.Watching it with Xu Yu'an for a while now, I think it's quite interesting.

"Then these few days at home, I will teach you how to use the editing software? It's very easy to use." Xu Yu'an said, "The program team will give enough material, including the content you just saw in the program content. Those emoticon pack templates and the like. What guests have to do when editing videos is more to select important content and duration clips, and make the connection between clips smooth. "

?? "More are not so demanding. After all, you are not specialized in this industry, and the audience does not expect to see how perfect your cut is. Compared with watching the finished product, the audience actually wants to see the guests burnt out during the process of editing the video. The way I look...Of course, I can’t be ignorant, I’ll be laughed at. I know what I’m going to do on this show, but I’m not prepared at all, and it’s not suitable.”

?? Jiang Ci nodded: "Okay, I plan to try cooking at home in the next few days, at least figure out the common dishes and how to deal with them. Whether they taste good or not is beyond my control... ...Culinary skills can't be improved by leaps and bounds."

?? "The Taste of the World" is a reality show variety show for life.According to the arrangement of the program group, there are a total of ten guests in each episode, divided into five groups from beginning to end, one episode is recorded for ten days, divided into five sections, each section is two days.For example, if you want to go to the aquarium, you can go to the aquarium on the first day, and then edit the video full-time in the house arranged by the program group on the second day.

??The program team will also arrange meals on the day of going out to play, and the three meals a day on the day of video editing will be handled by the guests themselves.This kind of arrangement has been fixed for the past year. Even if you haven't got the planning content of the next episode of the program group, you can still consider making preparations.

??Similar to the task of cutting videos, "Taste of the World" itself is not a program that specializes in food.The audience will be amazed by the cooking skills of the guest, and the fans of the artist will feel very proud, and there is another advantage to talk about.It doesn't matter if you don't have good cooking skills. The audience will find it very interesting to see you so busy that you don't know where to put your hands and feet. If you use it well, it will be a good stalk.

?? However, Jiang Ci felt that things like three meals a day should not be taken lightly.The five groups of guests had to cook meals for five days, which basically meant two people cooking three meals, and they couldn't order takeaway at that time, and Jiang Ci didn't want to be a kitchen novice in front of the camera, and also affect the dinner of the concurrent guests.

??So he thought, anyway, I have nothing to do at home in the next few days, why not... learn to cook?

??Jiang Ci didn't cook a few meals before. After all, there is a canteen in the orphanage, and there is also a canteen in the school. If there is no canteen, there will be takeaway.He has done it a few times, but he found that it was a waste of time and he couldn't do it well. It was troublesome to clean up the kitchen, and he was not interested in cooking, so he just let it go and didn't bother the kitchen or himself.

??But didn't Xu Yu'an always like to go into the kitchen? Jiang Ci is actually...a little curious.How did Xu Yu'an not give up his hobby of frying kitchens after years of doing so badly?

?? How can there be such a big magic power.

??Taking advantage of the opportunity to record "The Taste of the World" this time, he just happened to be able to experience it again.Jiang Ci thought so.

?? Even Jiang Ci, who doesn't like to go into the kitchen, was moved. Xu Yuan raised his eyebrows and said, "Then I..."

"You don't want it!" Jiang Ci didn't even think about it, and opened his mouth to stop him, "Your nature of frying the kitchen can't be changed, you don't need to be proficient in preparation in advance, when the time comes, go directly to the kitchen of the show group, your fans will definitely I feel very surprised, too contrasted. Don't mess with the kitchen at home now..."

?? At the end, Jiang Ci saw Xu Yu'an staring at him with a sad face, and suddenly felt a little guilty, so he continued in a soft tone: "Is that okay?"

??Xu Yu'an snorted softly: "You still despise me, Jiang Xiaoci, can you use a kitchen knife?"

?? Jiang Ci that has not been used a few times: "..."

??He thought about it, and felt that being a man is to be confident, so he said: "I can learn, my learning ability is very good."

?? Xu Yuan pointed to himself: "My learning ability is also very good. When I was in school, I got very good grades in both the written test and the experimental operation."

??This means, if you look at me, you can come to the truth that learning ability and improving cooking skills cannot be equated at all.

?? Jiang Ci was silent, unable to refute.

?? "Then let me learn first... You like cooking so much, it seems very fun." Jiang Ci said, "I have done it a few times before, no matter what, it is not as exaggerated as you, at least not It is so blurry that it is impossible to enter it at first glance, and the things I made seem to have the potential to be saved."

?? Having said that, Jiang Ci really became confident, and concluded, "Anyway, I'm definitely better than you in cooking, so you have to trust me!"

??Xu Yu'an: "...you trampled on me in front of me, and you want me, the trampled target, to trust you, Jiang Xiaoci, is there any reason for you to judge?"

??The lights were not turned on in the audio-visual room, and the program "Taste of the World" was still playing on the screen. Jiang Ci opened a pair of beautiful eyes in the dark, and right now he was staring at Xu Yu'an without speaking. .

?? "..." Xu Yu'an surrendered, "Okay, okay, I believe in you, how could Xu Yu'an reason with Jiang Xiaoci, of course Xu Yu'an believes in Jiang Xiaoci the most."

?? Jiang Ci snorted softly: "Thank you."

"You're welcome." Xu Yu'an rubbed his face.

??After a while, Xu Yu'an said again: "Then you just read the recipe and follow along. Don't learn how to use a kitchen knife. What to do if you accidentally cut your hand. As I said before, I am quite good with a knife. Not bad, I'll do the food preparation, huh?"

?? Hearing this, Jiang Ci frowned: "Then what if we don't get into a group when recording the show, who will prepare the dishes for me when I cook?"

??Xu Yu'an raised his eyebrows lightly: "We are not in the same group? How is that possible?"

?? Xu Yu'an didn't need to take the initiative to raise the issue of grouping. In order to gain popularity, the program group will naturally find a way to arrange the two of them together. There is no doubt about this.After all, the show "The Taste of the World" has been in production for so many years, and it doesn't depend on playing the emotional card all the time.

??Although they don't know how to put entertainment first and don't care about anything for the sake of traffic, but obviously the hot spots of traffic are right in front of them, it is impossible for the program planning team not to take advantage of them.

?? Following Xu Yuan's words, Jiang Ci also realized this, and blinked: "Then what if you have prepared all the dishes, and I can't eat them if they are fried?"

?? "Don't worry, I will be responsible for throwing away the kitchen waste for you." Xu Yu'an was very calm.

?? Jiang Ci let out an "oh" and made a serious face on purpose: "So you just acquiesce that I can't do well, and you won't encourage me. You just think about how to help me deal with the aftermath."

??Xu Yu'an changed his words from the benevolent: "Jiang Xiaoci's learning ability is superb, and he will definitely evolve into a little chef in the next few days. Your dishes will definitely be eaten up by then. I want to deal with kitchen waste None left."

"..." Jiang Ci was embarrassed by Xu Yu'an's words.

??He touched his nose: "Also...don't be so exaggerated."

??Xu Yu'an hugged him with a smile, then bowed his head and kissed him: "Jiang Xiaoci is super good, this is no exaggeration."

??…

?? When it was time to go to bed, the two of them and a dog came out of the audio-visual room.

??The balloons and banners prepared for Jiang Ci's birthday have not been put away yet.Jiang Ci stared at the heart-shaped balloon for a while, then pulled Xu Yu'an's clothes: "Shall we put these things away?"

??Xu Yu'an said yes, and then asked: "Tired of watching?"

??Jiang Ci thought for a while, then shook his head: "No. It's just... these balloons have been placed like this for a few days, and they seem to be a bit deflated. If you continue to put them down, they may not be able to hold the banner and fall down, which is not good. Lah. It’s been hanging up for a few days anyway, so let’s do it this year.”

??Xu Yu'an nodded: "Alright."

??That's it for this year, let's hang up new ones next year.

?? So Jiang Ci and Xu Yu'an went to the storage room to move two ladders out, and slowly packed up the balloon banners, and the stars and rose petals hanging from the ceiling.

??Cake didn't rush back to the doghouse to sleep tonight, but watched the actions of the two owners, and walked around the ladder by himself.

??After a while, stars and rose petals and some lines will inevitably be wrapped around the cake.

??But obviously, the cake is quite novel and I like these things. I even take the initiative to pick up the falling star petals, and then wrap them around myself in 360-degree circles.

??By the time Jiang Ci and Xu Yu'an took all the things off the ceiling and cleaned up the stars and petals that fell on the floor, there were already a lot of lines wrapped around the cake, and it looked fragmentary... pretty.

?? After clearing away the ones on the floor, the two came together to remove the ones that were wrapped around the cake.

??Xu Yuan said while doing it: "Why don't we electrify these now, then the cake will become a luminous Samoyed, the world's first luminous dog, and it can be applied for World Heritage .”

?? Jiang Ci looked at him: "..."

??Passing the cake's head, Jiang Ci said to it: "Did you hear me, this is a bad guy, bite him!"

?? Xu Yuan raised his eyebrows.

?? Hearing Jiang Ci's words, Cake turned his head to look at Xu Yu'an, and then was quickly held down by Jiang Ci: "You really want to bite, don't stop, I'm just kidding... ..."

Seeing this, Xu Yuan laughed: "If I were a cake, I would have to complain to you now. Look at its current state, does it look like it is going to bite? Besides, if it really wants to bite, You hugged its head suddenly just now, and you are not afraid of being bitten, are you stupid?"

??Jiang Ci and Cake looked at each other, then put their arms around the dog's head and looked at Xu Yu'an together, with a very fierce tone: "Cake, I'm serious this time, bite him!"

??The cake didn't respond, but moved his head, rubbing Jiang Ci's hand, very well-behaved.

?? Xu Yu'an laughed even harder in an instant.

?? Jiang Ci: "..."

??So Jiang Ci muttered and continued to speak harshly: "Don't mess with me, if you do...you gave me a suggestion before, saying that I could give you medicine while cooking."

?? Hearing this, Xu Yuan raised his eyebrows: "What kind of medicine to give? Shall I take a look for you first to confirm whether the dose is enough?"

??Jiang Ci was dumbfounded, and then picked up the cake and bared his teeth at Xu Yu'an fiercely: "Be careful, I'll make you the dog food for the cake!"

??Xu Yuan continued to tease him: "Don't, although dog food is quite nutritious, but I feel so guilty for stealing the food from the cake."

?? Saying that, Xu Yu'an removed all the things wrapped around the cake, and put them all into the cardboard box beside him.

??Pick up the cardboard box and walk to the storage room. Xu Yu'an is in front, and Jiang Ci is holding the cake and following behind him, and even urges the cake to jump forward. It's best to throw Xu Yu'an down directly.

??Put the cardboard box out, Xu Yuan touched the head of the cake, raised his eyes to see Jiang Ci who was a little depressed because he had eaten too much, and laughed: "To be honest, if you say that you give me to eat, I may I can't beat you anymore."

?? Hearing this, Jiang Ci was stunned for a moment, and then said in shock: "Perhaps you know the existence of prions?"

?? Hearing Jiang Ci's question, Xu Yu'an reacted a little before he understood.

??He laughed out loud, took the cake out of Jiang Ci's arms and put it on the ground, pushing it: "Go back to your house and sleep, good night."

?? Then Xu Yu'an stood up, hugged Jiang Ci into his arms, and said while leading him towards the bedroom: "Jiang Xiaoci, I met you, maybe you are a hooligan, a pervert ,abnormal……"

??Jiang Ci looked up at him in bewilderment: "Why do you say that about yourself..."

?? Xu Yu'an bent his lips: "I haven't finished my sentence yet. I mean, no matter what I do, I will just covet your flesh and body in appearance and want to tear you apart, but I It’s not a real ogre, so you don’t need to remind me of the existence of the virus, it’s easy to frighten my pure heart full of lust.”

"Full of lust...pure heart?" Jiang Ci looked at Xu Yu'an and repeated in a low voice.

??Xu Yu'an brought him into the bedroom, pushed him directly onto the bed and held him down: "Yes, I'm innocent. You were so serious about the question just now that I was scared to the ground."

?? "I just... Actually realized what you actually mean. But I don't know how to answer, so I just deliberately distorted what I said. I'm not stupid..." Jiang Ci blinked, looking at the person who was close at hand and said honestly, "Besides, I think you are quite strong now, so you are not intimidated."

?? He wanted to turn over and sit up, but he couldn't break free.

?? Xu Yu'an smiled and kissed him: "I'm talking about this place, touch it if you don't believe me."

??Holding Jiang Ci's hand, Xu Yu'an led him down, still teasing, "I'm very generous, you can touch it as you like, so I'm not as stingy as you..."