Rebirth of the slag brother

What are you doing!Got it to the mountains!Zhong Tianyu quickly asked about the location, it was Qingchi Mountain in City A.The scenery in that place is beautiful, and many people who exercise like to go there to climb mountains, but there are also many people who get lost because it is a wild mountain.

These two people didn't go home at night to go to Nima on the mountain. Why did the employees of his company have no sense of chastity? Zhong Tianyu felt pain for them.

"Be sure to find a brightly colored dress and keep waving it, and keep your phone turned on. Otherwise, I will have to collect the corpse for you." After roaring, Zhong Tianyu held his hands on the phone and his head hurt.

Xin An saw his cousin go berserk like this, this scene is too familiar, every time he gets into trouble with the Heat, he will do this, but he will still deal with the aftermath for himself.

"what happened?"

"Those two idiots went hiking in the middle of the night and lost their way. There was no mobile phone signal but I got through as soon as I called. Do you think I am their savior?" Zhong Tianyu dialed 110 while talking to Xin An.

After the cousin made the phone call, Xin Xiaoan approached him and asked, "Does the rescue cost money?"

"Flowers! There's no such thing as saving in vain."

"These two bastards!" Xin Xiaoan gritted his teeth, just like Zhong Tianyu is a piece of cake. He can eat it by himself. Dividing this piece of cake, although it is not a big bite, but it is also a part of the cake, and it is all his own.

unacceptable! "Cousin, they can't understand how hard it is for you to make money."

God, Xin Xiaoan is really, really sensible.Zhong Tianyu immediately hugged him, "Xiao An, you are much better than them."

Absolutely.As long as I can put all your money in my pocket, being cute and being cute is nothing! "Don't worry, they'll be fine." It seems that Li Jiang is an orphan, and he doesn't know if he has bought insurance. If something happens, who will be the beneficiary?

However, judging from the days before Xin An's rebirth, Li Jiang did not encounter this incident. It seems that many things have really changed.In order to avoid not being able to get extra income from accident insurance in the future, Li Jiang must be insured. The beneficiary must write Zhong Tianyu's name. If possible, write my name, then I have no objection.

There is also a Land Rover in the garage, which Xin An insisted on buying when he was 16 years old. He said that he would keep it as long as he waited.

Zhong Tianyu and the others followed the police all the way to Qingchi Mountain, where Li Jiang and Tian Yuan tried their best to shake the red underpants by holding up the branches.

The underpants belonged to Li Jiang, and he wore them because of his birth year, but now he took them off, because Zhong Tianyu said he wanted brightly colored clothes, which were not available in Tianyuan, and the underpants were all white. Lost, so, can only take off the panties, shake, shake.

Tianyuan wasn't afraid at all, instead, when he saw Li Jiangtuo's naked face, he admired the other's butt and his normal size, which was suitable for Xiaoshou's chirp.

After they finished eating noodles the night before, Tian Yuan wanted to go for a walk in a park or something. Li Jiang was afraid that he would have an accident by himself, so he stayed with him. But whoever said it first said that the air is not good with too many people, but the air in the suburbs is good. , and then drove to Qingchi Mountain like a convulsion.

And then, it's no wonder that the black lights don't get lost. Someone even patted his chest and said that a native of City A, Qingchishan himself was very familiar with it, but he got lost not long after he went up.

"You can't blame me. When there are too many people, the grass will become a road. There was only one road before, but now there are so many roads. I didn't mean to get lost." Li Jiang watched Tianyuan staring at him, and he said sadly.

If it wasn't for such a day of getting along and knowing Li Jiang's character, otherwise, Tian Yuan would really think that this guy is interested in him, and then want to create a chance to be alone, and harmonize himself on the mountain where the moon is high and the wind is dark.

I won't say I'm narcissistic at all, okay!This is a confident performance ok!Ah, no, how could I have such a bad idea!

That's right, I'm attacking.I'm a coquettish gong, well, even if it's a weak gong, then I'm still a gong!Please don't ignore my attributes.

Nima, please don't tell me that a weak attack is a strong receive!Hold.

Tian Yuan was very aggressive that night. Not only did he put his own Armani on Li Jiang to prevent him from catching a cold, but he also told him jokes so that he would not cry. He even hugged him and let him sleep on his lap Sleep.

Fuck, Mr. Tian Yuan said that he is very sleepy, tired and hungry now.If Zhong Tianyu hadn't been quicker, he might have died.

I don't want to die so tragically, I would rather die on the bed than on the mountain!

Therefore, in a state of being hungry, sleepy and unwilling, Tian Yuan suddenly bit Li Jiang's mouth.

Li Jiang was frightened and stupid at the time.The news that a donkey bit off a little girl's jaw ran through my mind inexplicably.

"Mr Tian, ​​please calm down." Li Jiang waited for Tian Yuan to eat enough and said.

Tian Yuan licked his lips, "It tastes good."

"Did you forget the beef noodles I ate last night?" There is meat, the noodles are also chewy, and the soup is very thick.

Tianyuan smiled, this guy is really stupid.But pretty cute.However, why are Zhong Tianyu surrounded by such stupid people, and how did his company get to this point!

Still laughing! "Stop laughing, save your energy." Li Jiang couldn't be more considerate.

"No, I'm hungry and cold." Tian Yuan leaned against him with his arms folded.

Yes, I put on my pastoral clothes, "Put on your clothes." He was about to take off his suit.

"You wear it, and then just hug me." Li Jiang's figure is similar to that of the pastoral, and it is true that people want clothes. Although in the barren mountains and wild mountains where birds don't shit, they are tired all night and their hair is disheveled, but Li Jiang wears them The Armani custom-made piece also exudes an artist's atmosphere, which is particularly charming.

Rubbing against him, "Quick, keep warm."

The boss of helping others has been taught since he entered the company, so Li Jiang hugged Tianyuan tightly, even fearing that his head would catch a cold, so he stuffed his head into his arms desperately, pressing his head on Li Jiang's armpit. In the lower position, the smell of a pure man who didn't take a shower all night almost made Tianyuan dizzy.

MR Tian struggled a few times, but to no avail.Li Jiang clenched his hands tightly, which gave Tian Yuan the illusion that no one was caught.The pure man's smell is still driving people crazy. After finally breaking free, Tian Yuan gasped for air and his lungs hurt a little.

"Why?" Fuck, it can't be hypoxia!How to do artificial respiration?Li Jiang calmly searched for the common sense of first aid in his mind, as if he was putting his mouth together.

Although Tian Yuan lives in a foreign country, he is also a Chinese. We Chinese people must not ignore death, "Mr Tian, ​​lie down, and I will rescue you!"

Lying on the ground, Tianyuan finally breathed fresh air. However, Li Jiang's body odor has penetrated into his heart. Although the smell of sweat is a bit stronger, the smell of a man can especially stimulate people's desire to conquer. Only a man can conquer a man. It's a real man.

Just as Tianyuan was thinking about it, Li Jiang propped up his neck a little bit, and kissed him down with his nose held back. In order to avoid wasting gas, Li Jiang kissed him very tightly.

Taking a deep breath, four words and an idiom popped out of Tian Yuan's mind, "There is me in you, and you in me."

Then, how did artificial respiration become a kiss! !It is really annoying that God unfolds something.

Xin An wanted to follow Zhong Tianyu up the mountain, of course he refused politely, because although Xin Xiaoan seemed to be quite vigorous, it was because of his character, not his physical strength.So, "You stay in the car obediently."

"Don't!" Xin An began to play tricks, how could he miss such a thing as saving someone!How can there be no appearance rate?I absolutely have to appear chicly.

"In case you get sprained and fainted, I will take care of you, don't make trouble."

Xin An complained, got out of the car and saw the rescue team on the side, he walked over to find the captain, "Captain, my cousin insists on going to rescue people with you, you see he doesn't even move a chair in the office every day , and you also know that today's white-collar workers are basically paper tigers, they look strong and fall down when pushed, how can you be mighty and majestic. Although the one above is his friend, it is so contradictory." Xin An said vividly, He was really thinking about the rescue team, and he had absolutely no intention of not letting Zhong Tianyu go.

"He doesn't have the basic knowledge of rescue, so he can't go up with us. You just wait here, and we will rescue them." The handsome captain patted Xin An on the shoulder fiercely, and Xin An immediately thought To measure yourself is not short.

Then, of course, Zhong Tianyu failed to go, he leaned against the car door to smoke, looking very melancholy, because he originally wanted to go up very majesticly, come down very majesticly, and then accept the gaze of his cousin's admiration, instead of doing it now wait.

"Xiao An, what did you say to the captain?"

"I didn't say anything." While replying, Xin Xiao'an kicked a small stone on the ground with his foot. One kick was too hard, and it hit the car body, and another rebound hit Zhong Tianyu's handsome cheek directly.

"Cousin, I didn't mean to."

"I know."

Seeing a spot of blood on his face, Xin An felt that his cousin had become a bloody man in an instant, "Cousin, it seems to be bleeding."

"fine."

Zhong Tianyu wiped it with his hands in a very manly manner, and looked at it, nothing happened. Looking in the mirror, there was only a small blood spot.

"Hurry up and go to the hospital!" Xin An took out his mobile phone and wanted to find Hao Teng. Did he cause internal injuries to his cousin because of his excessive force?What if the wound is tetanus?just in case. . .Cousin hasn't bought accident insurance yet?